Stuff Women Say

>the salesman told me the SE stands for Sport Edition

>2013 camry se

Shut up you have never heard a woman say these things let along heard a woman.

>why is there a gauge mounted on the dash?
>why do you have to flip switches before you start the car?
>I thought cars you have to shift had three pedals
>where's the radio?
>why are these seatbelts weird?
>why do I have to climb over this bar to get in?

Off topic but I always thought SE stood for "Special Edition".

Regardless
>user your car must be so fast it has a wing on it
>is actually fwd shitbox with spoiler for the Sport edition

The only thing women have ever said in your car is oh god please don't kill me before you toss them into the trunk.

>"Oof I'm sitting in a hole!"
>raises seat to max height so they block my view to the right of the car, just so they can look completely over the hood even though they aren't driving
>"Why does it rev when you're stopping?"
>applies or checks makeup
>grabs door handle out of panic during spirited acceleration
>"Why is the ride so firm?"

>can we put the top down

>>"Why does it rev when you're stopping?"
>>"Why is the ride so firm?"

Exactly what it's like to have a passenger in my STi.

>so is this like a racecar
>how fast is this car

"back wheel drive"

Why wouldn't you want to put the top down while with a girl? Unless it's a shit day

>"why are they singing in japanese"
>"user why do you have a paper cup full of water"
>"why does your car smell like tofu user"

Because the autism knows no bounds? Guy's gotta be in super racer mode 24/7 even with a girl in the car.

>because I'm a weeaboo
>because I'm a weeaboo
>seriously what part of weeaboo do you not understand?

even better
sunfire SE

I find her oddly arousing in a homely kind of way

why would you have a cup of water in your car though?

DDDDOOOOOOOOOOORRRIIIIIFFFFFFTTUUUUUUUUUUU

Git gud

>Thanks for the lift, bro.

That's pretty much it.

>your too close to that car
>stop going so fast
>i feel sick because you go to fast
i go the speed limit

But these are valid questions for someone who doesn't know about cars.

am i the only woman on Veeky Forums?

This place gets even more autistic.
Seriously, what kind of women do you hang around with that this shit is supposed to happen.

>thanks for the ride
>okay i'll talk to you later

Females don't exist on the internet.

post pics for da TRUFF

>never get comments about my driving (just that I'm a lot faster at my destination than they are)
>just ask if they can turn on their music

You guys need to find some better female friends

they dont have any. they are making this shit up.
girls don't act like this.

post penis

Seems like. I got compliments about my cool driving style once, what ever that's supposed to mean.
In general people really don't care about my car or the way I drive.

>Your car is so clean
It's just not full of random shit like hers

same. all i get is 'i like your car' or 'your car is cool/cute". I mean i also dont drive like an initial d wannabe with passengers either though.

This

>'i like your car' or 'your car is cool/cute"
With me they just think it's comfortable and luxurious
I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.

>I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
>I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
>I borrow my mums Octavia most of the time, as I don't have a car of my own.
Leave.

>>What's a KA Band?
Not english, what is a KA band?

No, get fucked.

radar detector radio band

He drives. It's more than the busriding retards in FWD vs. RWD threads.

>Does the spoiler do anything?
>What's the hole in your hood for?
>What's that rattling noise?
These are valid questions to ask a ricer.

lmao this

No car, just a bike (which gf refuses to ride on). She tosses me the keys to her car every time, and, just like any female passenger, she says nothing about my driving. I'm a hypermiler and parttime taxi driver, nobody ever says anything bad about my driving style (except it gets mad empeegees).

Why would you even defend a cuck?

I drive super mpg conscious too. it's funny cause shit normie drivers don't realize you can be fast and efficient and still be saving gas. they confuse mph with wasting gas or something.

>which she wont ride on
I wouldn't either tbqh. fuck being a passenger on a motorcycle.

>fuck being a passenger on a motorcycle
Agreed, but still disappointing. I'm going to need a weekend fun vehicle to share with her - either a small convertible (Miata?) or a sidecar rig.

>mum tells me she doesn't get carsick when i drive
prob one of my top ten dogumi moments

>why is your car so low
"because when i lower it, it handles better."
>obviously not if it's so bumpy like this.
[internally] WELL FUCK MAN I GUESS YOUR RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING BUILT THIS CAR WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS AND HAVE DONE YEARS OF RESEARCH ON THIS SHIT BUT YOU DO RAISE A GOOD FUCKING POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"haha :) i mean, on a track it's better. not on shitty roads like this."

>riding a track car on shitty roads

I only ride vehicles with a high ground clearance for that reason.

Slow fag for life

I'm most likely quicker than you, as I don't have to brake for every bump in the road.
I can take speed humps at 80km/h+ with ease

>not planning your fastest route without shit roads

>need to know if a road is shit or not

>Women in my car

It would probably go something like this:
>Your car is too low for me to get in.
>It's so loud.
>Why does everything smell like fuel?
>It's too hot. Can't we turn the A/C on?
>Where's that whirring noise coming from?
>What's that klinking noise? Is something wrong with the car?
>Can't you drive any faster?
>It's so hot; why are you turning the heater on now?
>I don't want to wait for the car to cool down. I'm calling a taxi.

My complaints were smells like fuel, loud as fuck and super stiff ride, but she's still with me. She said my recaros were super comfy though.

It's not often that I have any passengers, so usually if there's mention of my car it's in the form of "user needs a new car".

Which is bullshit of course, I'll keep driving that heap until it dies. I don't depend on it to get to work, so it's not like I'm gonna be screwed when that happens.

Does the seat move back?

Yes it's not a car made in the 40s of course the seat goes back

bread on trunk, preferably near hello kitty sticker.

My exGF got a brand new Corolla once she got her license (she was spoiled and wealthy).

She never, not a single time, put gas in the car without me around to do it for her.
Like cmon

Oh she also sped like crazy and drove like a maniac
>user what's this circle with single numbers on them (RPM gauge)

Don't even remember if she changed the oil

>Why are you fingering me user?

Wake up in bed with jizz in your underwear

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octavia is a good car man

That's what my mom does whenever I go over 50.

>implying they would be talking with the chlorophyll soaked rag taped in her mouth.

>chlorophyll
Plant green? I think you mean chloroform.

>chlorophyll
trying to turn them into a tree are you?

Groot pls

Serious question. Does initial D get decent after the first season? The 3D cars are a little hard to take.

Well... aside from Tumblr

it didnt age well but the next seasons are basically the same shit
>1st stage
>gutter!1!1111!!1
>2nd stage
>engine explode!1!!!!1!111!
>3rd stage
>dogumis dads friends wifes son loses and then dogumis gf gets almost raped
>4th-final stage
>dogumi race then he winn lol
there i saved you a few hours

It does get visually better until fourth stage where it peaks and then drops the ball for fifth and final stage. As for the plot it really is the same shit. I liked it but if you didn't like firsr stage you wouldn't like the other ones.

Isn't a fuel smell in your car a sign of some fuel leak?

In my case (), I have a fuel container in the boot. I've tried airing everything out but the smell is still pretty strong.

>and then everybody stood up and clapped

Your mum is your girlfriend?

>stuff women say
sorry for your autism

If you read his post, he's referencing Takumis girlfriend telling him how unlike with other people, she doesn't feel carsick when riding with him
I'm sorry you're not weaboo Chinese csrtton watching trash like the rest of us, user

well i typed that post but i guess i didnt read it lol

The point ----->
Your head

>dont make a point
>ur missing theG POIJNT!!111
yeah reall sorry about that autism dude

>>user why can't my phone find your cars bluetooth?
Turn your bluetooth on bitch, it's the DEH-something that comes right up
>>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
No there isn't??? You high bitch?
>>this car is so bumpy and loud
What kind of a fucking bentley do you drive, cunt? This car has stiffened suspension, so it might be bumpy on these shitty roads, but the doors, floors and trunk are sound-deadened so I really don't know what the fuck your problem is.
>>where is the phone charger in this car?
You're likely sitting on the cord, it's right there.
>>how do I turn the AC on?
Press the little snowflake, jesus, is this your first time in a car?

>why is there a CD player in the glovebox?
>how do I turn the AC on?

>implying she can reach the glovebox or the ac with the harness on

t. edgy teenager that doesn't own a car

>what radio?

But I own it though, not even a teenager, just a manchild.

thats pretty fucking good man

even if i wanted chicks in my car it wouldn't happen

>female co workers ask if I can drive them to the train station after work
>sure
>these three girls get in
>one of them is bro tier, knows me and my car, I drive her to the station from time to time
>one of them starts eating an apple in my car
>don't say anything
>bro tier girl tells her to watch not to drop apple juice or stuff "because the interiour is so nice - don't mess it up"

>user can you really afford this car
well, i've had it since november, and i am gaining weight, so...
>user how do i connect bluetooth
once again, this car doesnt have bluetooth
>you sure, have you checked the manual?
bitch, its a seventeen year old car, it does not have bluetooth
>how can you have such a thirsty car user? don't you care about the enviroment
no, not really
>user you cars makes that noice again
IF YOU KEEP SKIPPING GEARS IT WILL KEEP MAKING THAT NOISE.

more like borophyll