WHY THE FUCK IS CAVEIRA'S KNIFE SERRATED IS SHE CUTTING BOXES OR SOMETHING
Michael Barnes
An edgy operator needs an edgy knife
Camden Diaz
>those teammates that reinforce the wall you made a murder hole in I wish each and every one of you a painful death.
Joseph Nelson
>Try multi >Intensely reactionary >Very angle centric >Feel about as tough as wet paper regardless of class >Finally understand why these thread hate Blackbeard so much
I'll just stick to shooting bots.
Jordan Hughes
>tfw Capitao is literally just Smoke except way better
Why did I just figure this out now
Parker Sanders
>teamate reinforces the wall you made a vault point in between bombs which used up like 1/3-1/2 of your shotgun rounds jesus fucking christ I don't even like bomb why do I keep getting it I went into matchmaking options already
Michael Price
>Want to edit the IMFDB Siege page to include the Skull Rain guns >Spend a solid 2 days waiting for my account to be verified >Press the edit button >Gigantic fucking wall of text appears >"READ DA RULEZ" >ridiculously long rules page I'll let one of you work on that Smoke gets the SMG-9000, therefore he's better.
Grayson Butler
You forgot the part where Smoke is a defender and Cap is an attacker.
Jordan Rogers
He's right though, in terms of operator abilities.
Noah Hughes
Today I played with some guys from washington instead of playing with BRs in ranked. It was fun
(I'm from argentina)
Kevin Williams
>no SMG-11 nyet
Hunter Perez
>sitting in garage on House as Kapkan >Ash breaches in and starts speeding fast >I place trip mine and hide >Ash blazes around corner at Mach 5 >Mfw they ragequit
Anthony Morgan
>live in Florida >datacenter is EUS with 43 >game has been putting me in the fucking WBR server since skull rain came out
Cooper Collins
>implying the PARA-9000 isn't equally as deadly
I don't know if it's just every Cap I've seen so far is hot shit, but Christ every single match has this guy wrecking people
Liam Thompson
Are servers down?
Gabriel Mitchell
Para is pretty darn powerful, I'll give you that, but the Mac-11 fires twice as fast.
Grayson Gomez
yeah that's fucking shit and BRs are fucking retarded holy shit
also I played the pirated game through tunngle with friends for months 'cause i didnt have the money and now we all bought it so we are like lvl 30 and destroying ppl
Jace White
do you use a serrated knife to cut boxes? no, you use a damn boxcutter knife, and boxcutters aren't serrated.
Dominic Perez
I was stupid which is why I got killed, but the killcam made it worth it.
fuck you blackbeard you piece of shit
Ryan Watson
>tfw armor rating means fuckall since everyone dies so quickly T-Thanks Ubi.
Jordan Lopez
Oh see I can't relate because my friends don't play Siege Also I'm like 99.99% certain I played with you yesterday. Sorry about my 250 ping.
Ian Nguyen
Sounds like someone has never working in a shipping facility before. Protip: boxcutters do fuck all against plastic.
Connor Russell
I'm impressed that this time we actually got a thread at 750 replies while still having a lazy OP.
Dylan Morgan
what's your nickname?
David Wilson
I don't remember you but it sounds kinda familiar. Could be
Carson Roberts
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Brandon Johnson
That's a bit of an odd place for a soap dispenser.
Benjamin James
The best part is the guy you killed has no fucking clue where those shots came from because Twitch got the kills.
Juan Perez
holy shit i hadn't noticed that
Carter Jones
what is the tic rate for the servers?
Luke Williams
60
Isaiah Baker
Guess it's so the operators can wash all the blood and bits of exploded wall off before they go to the pizza party or home or whatever.
Jaxon Garcia
Probably supposed to be one of those hand sanitizer dispensers but the level designers were idiots and didn't have anyone change the text on the texture.
Cooper Thomas
What's in the sanitizer?
Justin Ward
Lemon-scented.
Joshua Cook
anthrax
Leo Sanders
>Lemon scented anthrax Only Smoke.
Adrian Sanders
Caveira yuri smut when?
Jacob Torres
WHAT IS UP WITH SUDDEN INFLUX OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME.
I JUST HAD A SLEDGE SPEND THE ENTIRE ROUND CLEARING BOATHOUSE WHEN THE OBJECTIVE WAS IN RADIO TOWER.
JUST DRONE IT WHAT THE FUCK.
NO ONE TALKS.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Logan Brown
I could but I always feel intense shame after writing smut
Ryan Evans
>Baiting this hard
Come on now lad.
Dominic Bennett
i'm no scientist but it probably had something to do with the free weekend that just happened
Jack Stewart
For why tho.
You'd be based as fuck for some Camera smut.
Jason Williams
Do it pls. I will give you many internets.
Joseph Myers
because I finish it and I read it again and I realize I could have at least played more siege or actually worked on my book instead. But I still do it, let me see what I can cook up.
Caleb Cook
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
Carson Howard
don't expect anything tonight, probably tomorrow.
Wyatt Anderson
Not him, but I've experience a fuck ton of people who have no idea what they are doing... And this is on Xbox.
Grayson Thompson
Calendar marked
Charles Thomas
>love all the spetznaz characters >half of them are shit or only really shine on one map Shit sucks man.
Zachary Watson
Is that James "On Beauty Duty" Porter James "Don't Poke the Smoke" Porter James "Put the Smoke in the Mortar" Porter James "Make 'em Choke and Croak" Porter James "Put the Canister in the Banister" Porter James "Sort the Smoke in the Brick and Mortar" Porter
Parker Edwards
>James "Zyklon B" Porter
Come on user.
Levi Murphy
>Kapkan gets nitro >1 speed
Isaiah Torres
Fig ye
Jayden Ramirez
>And this is on Xbox. Mystery solved
Owen Fisher
>Dude, heavy armor operators are tanks, bro >Still die to a single headshot
Leo Brooks
>shoot self in head IRL >die wow nice game lolbabs
Sebastian Cruz
>Mystery Solved
Not really. There have been no special sale, free weekends or anything of the sort. While you are always going to get a turnover of people buying/selling used games, lately it's been quite bad.
I don't know if the game has passed some magical threshold at Gamestop or something but I see scrubs constantly.
John Martin
>>Dude, heavy armor operators are tanks, bro >die to maybe one more bullet than armor 1 ops
Elijah Hernandez
>playing mobas
>>>/lolg/
Dominic Jenkins
All I know is that Kapkan's video had catchy as fuck music. >Smoke doesn't ramble about what's in the canister at low health Missed a golden opportunity there Ubi.
Carson Adams
>tfw know shit since I'm pseudo /k/ fag >know the ballistic armor of a helmet and the face shields are not enough to stop rifle rounds >they are certainly enough to stop pistol rounds >tachanka's steel facemask could, realistically, stop rifle rounds (non armor piercing) >this could all have been a dynamic / interesting level of play in RB6 Siege where weapon choice goes just beyond obscure damage numbers >ayyyy just hav boolets do less damage based on their armor level LMAO >slow moving operators are just walking headshot magnets
Eli Howard
>Siege has random bullet spread to deal with instant headshots >People bitch about missing easy shots due to random spread
>Game has no bullet spread apart from controlling recoil >People bitch about instant headshots
I'd rather take pinpoint aim over RNG.
Andrew Miller
>Tachanka goes out in a blaze of glory in the trailer
>first match on Favelas >ace some retards on match point because there's so many unreinforced walls >"nice hacks you fucking scumbag" >clearance rank 24
Brody Baker
Xbox had free weekend too dumbass
Gavin Allen
>Now instead of your jaw being blown off and instantly killed >You get to drink out of a straw for the rest of your life
Brandon Gomez
>posts something not in the game
Fucking idiot, the GIGN face shields / clear face shields are only rated to level 3A. That MTEK memeshield is not in the game.
I could be like >oh look here is a helmet that stops 7.62~ but they don't have anyone wearing a SLAPP plate on their helmets
Logan Taylor
>steel facemask could, realistically, stop rifle rounds MASKA is only rated against pistol rounds. Moreover, the rounds it is rated against do not include magnum rounds, making it the equivalent of US Type IIa.
Kevin Hill
>dat SLAPP plate
Colton Mitchell
...
Benjamin Rodriguez
>Thinking Russia have a face plate rated to stop 7.62x39
Jackson Ross
I've been told Caveira has a fat ass, confirm or deny
Luis Ramirez
Isn't Fuze's helmet just a motorcycle helmet with a cover on it?
Connor Walker
True, but it's also believable Tachanka swapped it out for alternative, thicker steel or some other bullshit. Out of all the things that are DIY in this game, it'd be the most believable.
Ryan Bell
bigger than IQ's
Jackson Gray
The ass was fat.
Lucas Collins
Tachanka is an old gear purist. That helmet he was is mostly likely an original with no modifications. Read his Bio.
Wyatt Carter
>Russian military technology Probably
Daniel Torres
>clearly not the MTEK mandible
Austin Williams
Of all the unrealistic things in this game, Kapkans ability to perfectly screw his traps in first time, every time bothers me the most.
Samuel Butler
You know what would be neat? If they swapped Kapkan's knife model for the power drill he screws his traps in with. Doesn't that basically just say he's the Heavy but as a Fudd?
Christian Wood
>old gear purist >doesn't have exclusive access to some old meme Russian weapon like the PPSh-41 for his primary They could have gone so much further with him.
Yes, but if we were to go with the hypothetical "Lets let face shield users not OHK and still wanted to maintain realism, that would be the way to do it.
Think of how horrifying 3 armor 1 speed attackers would be if they would not be killed on the first headshot
Isaiah Butler
>Recruits in tactical realism mode
Owen Carter
>PPSh-41 with 71 round drum mag
Cyka Blyat
Camden Thompson
Maybe if they ever make a sequel. >Tachanka 2.0 gets a PPS and an SVT-40
Zachary Roberts
>have an outdoorsy Canadian >give her a WW2 gun Canada didn't even really use but lol whatever >everyone thinks this is silly
>have a guy who literally uses WW2 shit and is an autistic collector >give him a PP19 >nobody would have cared if he had a Mosin or some equally meme-y gun
Joseph Cook
>Tachanka gets Mosin or Auto Nugget >Switches his melee for a bayonet stab >Tachanka stabbing people through walls is the new meta
Gavin Rodriguez
>wanting a mac-11 with 4x the capacity Pls no
Caleb Hill
Does anybody miss this guy?
John Hill
>think of how horrifying armor 3 would be if it did something useful Surviving headshots could turn armor 3 ops into mini-skillbeards, unfortunately.
If only technology was good enough such that we could have models where the helmet and plates accurately stopped bullets. >eat a bullet in the helmet >all good >eat a bullet in the face >ded
Owen Baker
Who was he?
Bentley Russell
I am okay with it.
Colton Adams
Seems like they could make a sub hitbox that did piss all damage but disoriented you from the noise and impact.
Ayden Myers
>no patches blacker-than-black heavy duty hard hitting nonstop operating operationally