Post yfw a leaf lands on your car

>post yfw a leaf lands on your car

>mfw a leaf lands on my Leaf

the area i live in is dusty as all hell, i have a layer of dirt on my car before a week after washing it. the leaf was just trying to save my car.

A FUCKING LEAF

>A FUCKING LEAF
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>it's covered in dew
>surface tension keeps it stuck to the hood instead of blowing off

>truck bed is full of leaves

they say the leaf doesn't fall far from the tree...

> mfw I park my car in certain spots around my house and the outside gets coated in ants.

>see a shitty thread on Veeky Forums
>look at flag
>of course
>a fucking leaf

No they don't, they say the leaf doesn't FALL far from the tree
>Mexican intellectuals

Did they died?

> the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
If you're going to be an ass, at least be correct.

>not parking your cars in your garage

>when leaves and bits get stuck in your wipers
>when you need to turn the wipers on for them to get out
>when they slide across your windshield potentially scratching it.

We get a bunch of pollen and crap from all the trees in our neighborhood. It was covered in shit minutes after I dried it.

>not having a garage to park mine in

>park car in garage
>still gets dirty as shit from parking it at work

>occasionally park car outside at home for one reason or another
>immediately several drops of bird shit on it

>always park in a garage

Yeah naww

>have garage
>its an old as fuck garage thats too small for my vehicle

>myfacewhen

What, are you retarded?

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>tfw car is comfy in its new home in the half empty parking garage on base so no leaves
>even has netting on the ceilings so fucking birds can't come nest and shit on cars

>car is backed into garage

>uncharacteristically gigantic tits
Now that's stance-level distasteful

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