/hsg/ hearthstone general

>Unstable portal Kelthuzad
>These guys just won't attack me at all
>Never ending trades
This shit's been on for ever now

Ben Brode gets questioned on video about the Firelands Portal and Arena balance

>Brode: I guess we can NOT make more powerful commons for Mage and Rogue, and make more useful common cards for shit cards like Hunter, Priest, etc

>Brode: Except I don't think that's the solution, what if I change the way I code arena (Which I don't know if I even can do), or the way that draft in arena works (Which again, I don't know if I can do), or what if arena gets replaced by another play mode, or what if we solution it when new technology comes to Blizzard in some years

>Laughs

>Next question please

THIS GUY IS FUCKING RETARDED

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>Stormwind topdecks Dispel
>Silences KT
>Crushes fucking everything right after

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I'm so lonely ;-;

armpit~ armpit

>It dispelled a flamewalker before it killed it
>Kelthuzad brings it back in

Can't you upload the whole folder?

Im really horny for Zeriyah but I only got like 5 pictures.

blacked when?

>Dispelling Flamewaker with KT on the board

Turns out the Stormwind AI is a digital amalgamation of previous Brawl players, all of whom had one unifying thought: FUCK FLAMEWAKER.

you always will be unless you stop with the little bitch attitude

she only likes white nerdy feminist nu-males

>priest is so bad even the spells are evacuating

no one likes those

when's the shit actually purchaseable? not until thursday?

savjz is banging her

my first games this season starting at lvl 19 with rouge...

ohh boy the people are netdecking their dicks out.
this meta is even more cancer than patron back that day

Its a overpriced for its effect. You wont worry about 3 attack minions by turn 7. You either have checked them with aoe by then or you have already lost.

I think its a cool card, but its not a good one.

I don't like how I'm going to have to wait 4-5 weeks to dust all this shit.

this

>implying they don't have a bull

doubt it shes head over heels for him

Turn 6^

>It's a tuskar totemic summons a mana tide behind taunts and you can't do shit about it episode.

savjz is handsome, numales are prematurely balding and ugly

me on the right

It's balanced because poor Thrall suffered so much :^)

the final fight is against medivh and he makes the legendary cards you've received so far better:
moroes costs 1 mana
malch can give you dupes, class cards, and wild cards

>You wont worry about 3 attack minions by turn 7

If you're against zoo they'll just start tapping and dropping more dudes, though. Or it can just kill a totem or something in aggro matchups.

It costs 1 more than stampeding kodo but isn't RNG, hits 1 atk higher, and has a good type.

I wouldn't say it's a good card, but it's not bad either.

DISCOVER mechanic becomes evergreen.
SECRETS mechanic becomes evergreen and all classes gain access to them.

Neutral cards moved to Classic
>Nerubian Egg
>Sludge Belcher
>Loatheb
>Zombie Chow
>Reno Jackson
>Sir Finley Mrrgglton
>Justicar Truehearth (all the powers are re-ajusted for balance)

Hunter cards moved to Classic
>Webspinner
>King's Elekk
>Steamweedle Sniper
>Call of the Wild

Paladin cards moved to Classic
>Muster for Battle
>Shielded Minibot
>Keeper of Uldaman
>Anyfin Can Happen
>Murlock Knight

Druid cards moved to Classic
>Darnassus Aspirant
>Living Roots
>Raven Idol
>Fandral Staghelm

Warrior cards moved to Classic
>Death's Bite
>Grim Patron (becomes Warrior class only)
>Alexastra's Champion

Mage cards moved to Classic
>Arcane Blast
>Flamewalker
>Mad Scientist (becomes Mage class only)

Priest cards moved to Classic
>Deathlord (becomes Priest class only)
>Velen's Chosen
>Lightbomb
>Dark Cultist
>Museum Curator

Rogue cards moved to Classic
>Tinker's Oil
>Unearthed Raptor
>Tomb Pillager
>Undercity Huckster

Shaman cards moved to Classic
>Ancestral Knowledge
>Lava Shock
>Tuskarr Totemic
>Totem Golem
>Tunnel Trogg

Warlock cards moved to Classic
>Imp-losion
>Demonwrath
>Dark Peddler

>Deathlord
>Lightbomb
yes please

>fuck around rank 20
>people play the usual net decks and emote taunt when they win with greetings and thank you

Well you are welcome i guess but it's a long way to legend :^)

From now on, i'm only crafting Golden cards.

Can i come inside your boipussy? :3

glad this will never happen

>SECRETS mechanic becomes evergreen and all classes gain access to them.

Stopped reading there. Fuck off you retarded weeb.

>>>/reddit/

Another filter added thank you friend.

>animepic
didnt read

first for allie

you're a long way from legend too shitstain

Streamers are whores and whores are not qt.

>Already got legend yesterday
>Went back to rank 20 with my golden Shaman to fuck over new players
>"You have a friend invitation" after every match because of Tunnel Trogg into Big Totem into 4 7/7 curve and my emote spam

HS players are so easy to trigger

>went back to rank 20
ok man

why do you post the same thing and not listen to criticism?

you go back to 15 as legend

no one cares

He means he conceded all the way to rank 20 just to annoy people who play on the toilet.

Nice try.

You can't fall from legend until the next season.

>you're a long way from legend too shitstain
I don't wanna leave 17-20 area. There is no reason to do that.

so what do you anons think of elder scrolls: legends?

Golden Legendary Craft Roll

1 2 Brann
3 Leeroy
4 Loatheb
5 Thaurissan
6 Reno
7 8 9 Sylvanas

>lets break the game even more than it is in its current state.

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bethesda is cancer so i won't try it

golden brann is pretty lack-luster.

say fuck the roll and go for sylv-anus or Reno

craft roll

1 Volazj
2 Volazj
3 Volazj
4 Nothing
5 Volazj
6 Volazj
7 Volazj
8 Volazj
9 Volazj
0 Nothing

Too bad. Golden Thaurissan is sex.

And golden Reno just serves to remind aggro shitters of just how rich you got.

>volazj

that's a funny way of spelling Yogg-Saron

>people willingly craft golden adventure legendaries

>He's never lived the golden Golden Monkey dream

>make a fake taunting post but based on real events that hs players suffer every day
>use taunting reaction image too
>anons get pstd from these events and their animalistic posts reflect their frustration and desire to end their suffering

Like I said so easy to trigger

>20 min match
>15 min is the enemy priest turns
>5 min is mine

We both played control decks. This is why people hate fucking priests. It's always the average faggot priest that is slow as fuck.

taunt op pls nerf

>get a (you)
>LMAO MUST BE SO TRIGGERED
ok weeb that's really epic

(you)

get the fuck out animeshit
where is that based mod who deleted all anime at some point, he needs to come back

desu I pull some pretty bm moves with all of them regularly
>reno full heal, ofc
>brann + healbot for aggro, or brann + mc tech steal their two biggest guys for midrange, or brann + peddler find an extra 4-16 damage for leeroy combo for control
>loatheb, this kills the miracle, and also stops call of the wild, cockblocks freezemage
>playing thaurissan = the herald of leeroy death
>leeroy is the finisher
>sylvanas is just in every deck and also standard so is objectively the best craft, hence the weighted roll, also shadowflaming it is a dirty way to counter n'zoth or other full boards

there were no bad outcomes
when all you play is one deck, why not make it all golden? not like you're going to spend the dust on anything else

just take it man
you deserve it

Still no "You are fucking slow" emote.

>be an autistic nerd
>try to get some attention
good job

Do you have friends? Real-life friends, who value your interactions with them. I'm simply curious as to why you act like this on an anonymous image board.

>implying they are not taunting you

>Charge becomes a battlecry
How much of a qol improvement is that

good enough I would say

>giving charge minions Brann synergy

Fuck off

no way

there is no way you think brann synergy is more effective than po/abusive/cold blood synergy

are you fucking high

what

when the guy takes 5 fucking minutes to fucking think, it's like come on man you cant be thinking that hard

SPINNING UP

>double charge

what are you even talking about? how would charge being a battlecry affect these things?

What would that even look like? Windfury?

>Battlecry1: This minion can attack the turn it's played
>Battlecry2: ???

Considering the ample Token druids, what's a good Zoo decklist right now?

You cant buff them before charging

Minions can only attack once unless theres windfury.

>Make clearly mention of how I triggered all of you within a single post
>Explain clearly why and how
>Yet... anons get triggered AGAIN anyway

WOW....

But yeah I will go right now to Rank 20 with my golden Thrall to emote spam and destroy people with my Aggro shaman, ops! I forgot, you all call it MIDRANGE Shaman....

Or should I use Face Hunter? Ops again! MIDRANGE Hunter....

Or better yet!! Golden GREETING Dragon Warrior?

Don't queue hsg, or I will destroy you while I GREETINGS and rope every turn.

ok that's really epic and go ahead, but i'll have to report you for avatarfagging

Could you answer my question for real? You seem to be unhappy.

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to be honest I enjoy nothing more than roping back against people who rope me, It makes it all more enjoyable when I hear" You win this one, friend"