you forgot to add "fuck" into the description of the /dbt/ map
Logan Jones
Guys. I have this next project still waiting...
Elijah Roberts
>try and jump onto bike from behind >smash up my knee >and ruined my chances of ever conceiving children Tell me I'm not the only one who's tried this
Connor Green
Sorry, you are.
Aiden Bailey
>tfw no FE570
Chase Hall
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Gavin Davis
Can't handle the comfy
Mason Martinez
any of you niggas know the implications of a US national buying a bike and riding it around in the UK while staying there? Do I need any special paperwork or some shit or will my driver license be fine to use as long as it has the M endorsement
Jack Campbell
Probably the same as over here, just do it and don't get caught.
Liam Martin
No, as an American you are free to do whatever the fuck you want to.
Mason Myers
that phrase seems to be the epicenter of my entire fucking time over there, so I guess I could take one more risk. I'd pay to ship my DR650 over if it weren't so fucking expensive to do so
Ian Moore
nah in yurop i am pretty sure your license plate has to match up with the owner and if a cop punches in your plate and your riding dirty they can catch you.
not as easy as here.
Leo Young
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Ryan Gonzalez
suh dude
Gabriel Torres
American license will work if you're visiting. If you stay there for 12 months and longer you'll need a local license.
Luke Jackson
So how do I make a youtube channel interesting with only a motorcycle and a gopro?
Kevin Carter
damn, that does look comfy
Aiden Jenkins
Thanks for the advice fellas. I'll be dipping out of the UK after 6 months and then fucking around in yurop for a bit so I think my license will be fine.
That being said, are UK residents as likely to try and rip your ass off when selling used bikes like people are in the US?
Cooper Jenkins
Yes, but when they do rip you off, it's in pounds sterling.
Evan Rodriguez
Good to know, I'll have to be extra careful with my weak american shekels
Carson Perry
Lane split at 100+ mph, back with touhou edm arrangements, and just post it.
Samuel Moore
>back with touhou edm arrangements, I didnt realise how much I needed this in my life
Kevin Collins
>took new girl to twisties >take her home >kiss pretty good day hbu
Juan Jackson
Is Carly Rae Jepsen close enough?
Dominic Fisher
She looks like she got hit with a board
Jacob Morris
Does anyone know if new bike warranties begin at the year of manufacture or the date of sale?
Samuel Allen
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Hunter Williams
not her obvi
Connor Edwards
Your mirrors upset me.
Aaron Baker
pretty sure it's date of sale.
swear, key bangers, rev at pedestrians, be a soft cunt
Ian Evans
How the fuck am I supposed to pick my second bike after a 250? I want everything.
Oliver Hughes
Just depends on what you need your bike for.
Brody Green
I was checking out my spark plugs earlier today and when I went to put them back in one socket was being difficult. I tried another plug but it also had trouble screwing in. I can twist the plug in a bit then it gets stuck, so something must be wrong with the threads.
What are my options here?
Benjamin Cook
It's her Gimpy fin.
Lincoln Moore
you're not putting them in straight. I had this same problem one day it's because a bike is on a kickstand which makes it a difficult angle already and the holes are at yet a different angle
Jacob Roberts
Can I just shitpost Uncle Fatih's Pizza instead?
Josiah Ward
Right now I'm mostly just riding around town/commuting but I'd like to get something for long distance touring, at the same time though I want to try off road riding.
I also find cruisers, sport bikes, dirt bikes, all equally sexy. This is too hard.
Evan Kelly
Sportsbikes are objectively the sexiest.
Asher Green
You need to be interesting.
Cooper Green
How do I tighten the join at the mirror?
Colton Anderson
I don't know about that. I had no problem replacing the other plugs. It's getting stuck after a couple turns.
Jayden Powell
Nah bro
Michael Cox
Whats wrong with naked stroms? They are sexy too. STOP BEING AN OPPRESSIVE SHITLORD
Grayson Lopez
I can also just do one mirror if that's better for you. But I sort of like the gimpy mirror. Symmetry is boring.
Gavin Nguyen
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Brody Barnes
jesus rthat's terrible.
Jaxon Green
Fuck off nobike!
Angel Brown
>well then
Lucas Myers
Maybe.
Kayden James
>what is an international license
Benjamin Hughes
Do you talk whilst riding? If you have no music.
I like to have conversations with myself and practice my regional accents.
Adrian Cook
Still better than a CuckExtreme500.
Henry Lee
Date of sale. Now the bad part is that the price of bike according to insurance depends mostly on model year. If you buy 2016 and an identical 2013 bike now and total it on the dealer lot, or try to resell it used, 2013 will be hella lot less.
Nathan James
USA licence is not recognized in Europe as you get your license from a corn flakes box.
Juan Scott
I sing. No one can hear me but myself, so I sing. I also sing in the shower.
Jordan Martinez
Sometimes I sing but I'm usually too busy calling everyone a cunt.
Grayson Lee
No because I'm not crazy
Gabriel Torres
yes I talk when something interesting happens or if someone cuts me off
am I too weak for motorcycle? >height 5' 7" >100lb I was talking to my friend's dad today about motorcycle and he mentioned I should start on a 50cc bike first
Adrian Wood
Vancouver. Most police cars are Dodge Chargers Most cop bikes are on Harleys The police department has more money than it knows how to spend properly
Jacob Taylor
post boipuccy or gtfo
Adam Sanchez
My vstrom did that 2
Landon Adams
He sold it hes nobike, thats why you got to tell him to fuck every time he post.
Austin Clark
Visably marked FJR1300's A unmarked busa and concours.
Jaxon Reed
I'm afraid you will stab your eyes out
Ethan Jackson
DL1000?
The rear sprocket is actually misaligned and needs new custom spacers put on to move wheel to the left by 3mm.
Its a good bike but suzuki really fucked up a few things on it.
Josiah Evans
>I was talking to my friend's dad today about motorcycle and he mentioned I should start on a 50cc bike first Your friend's Dad knows how to banter. Just buy something lightweight that you can flat-foot.
Parker Wright
They got squid cops in brazil on r1s
James White
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Luis Watson
>tfw convinced friend to get a baiku >We went to the dealer and he got a Cspec Bolt >Had to ride it back because he doesn't have a license >Finally have a riding buddy as of tomorrow when he gets his permit
Easton Green
ya he is a pretty funny guy. I haven't tried anything yet, guess I'll wait till my MSF course then I'll know where my strength is
Jaxon Nelson
That's pretty intense, R1s would probably be terrible cop bikes I imagine.
Andrew Reed
Certainly not with boring footage of doing nothing.
Ryan Allen
I slammed on my balls and cussed out my coworker for trying to talk to me while I died.
Isaac James
Touring on a cruiser you say
Julian Richardson
Jungle people for the amazons engage in high speed chases all the time.
Out of the big four, which company is being least dickish to USA market?
Aiden Diaz
Filtered ;)
Nathan Morris
What you can purchase will also depend on where you live. CB250s are pretty universal, lightweight, comfortable, cheap and capable of highway speeds. A CB400 will give you a nice bit more power, torque and style.
Julian Baker
lucky when u stood it up and went into the other lane that there was no one there to greet you
Justin Edwards
Roger that
Dylan Jones
what does that even mean?
Hunter Cox
daily reminder that honda a shit
Blake Martinez
Typical offense is making a good bike and not selling it in US.
Ayden Wright
Kuck kat
Juan Reed
>HARLEY
Ryan Richardson
Or that time a shit tried to sell a 100 HP "motogp" bike.
Juan Campbell
I just had a cylist in full tight pants try to jump me >Punches me >leather clad, slav looking, moderately muscular 190something I don't know what he was expecting, nor what flabbergasted him that much
Michael Hill
The average american exceeds the weight limit for most bikes so they have to make special heavy duty models for usa market.
Jaxon King
50cc is great if you can ride them without a real license in your jurisdiction.
>suzuki >GSR400 "feel sports" not sold in the USA.
I guess you just pick which of these you don't like the most and that's who's dicking you the least.
I would say yamaha is dicking the most though, they never bother doing good tunes for their bikes to meet US emissions, both this R1 and the last one make HEAPS less power in the USA than in europ
same with the Gen 4 zx-10r too.
Nathaniel Gomez
Sucks to live in a 3rd world country. Stay hungry nigger
Owen Nguyen
>meet US emissions, both this R1 and the last one make HEAPS less power in the USA than in europ