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SHITREKT

>secret is good

-d2g

RTZ pls, you are supposed to be 9k

>secret is a top 3 team
-d2g

>THEY CALL GG AFTER ONE MORE BAFFLEMENT
FUCKING LMAO

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>that gg after ee's death

>EE
>GOOD

t. /d2g/

>RTZ rage quit a LAN game

classic RTZ

GG

SWNL

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

MEME PICKING CUNTS

>secret

Will EE get finally kicked?

>SHITREKT
SECRET IS GOOD - /d2g/
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>Win rate without abusing Huskar
>0%

WHO
EHOME
HERE

tier ranking so far

tier godlike: nobody
tier 1: Newbee, OG, EG
tier 2: EHOME, TL, Wings
tier 3: pretty much the rest
tier synderen: Escape Gaming

>not NC-17 edition
Can't believe Twitch actually allows such graphic rape to be streamed.

Did I miss the final MVP-Secret match? Who won?

>secret
>good
You know the drill.

LITERALLY
CANT
WIN
WITHOUT
HUSKAR

IS HE BACK?

so when will arteezy be banned from competitive dota

have you ever had a team mate feed so hard you just gg'd out?

>"EVERYTHING
>FOR SECRET
>WENT WRONG
>THIS GAME"
- Dra "Dad" skyl, 2016

Is that all you got Shitrekt tards?

Fucking pathetic.

ENVY DIES AND PUPPEY JUST FUCKING CALLS THE GG AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>rushing brown boots Midas on Enchantress
This doesn't even work in my 4k pubs.

LET'S
GET
THIS
STARTED
>SECRET

SECRET FANGAYS

WHERE

WE

AT

What the fuck happened to you puppey you used to be cool

Jesus Christ.
Secret got fucking manhandled by a damned Wildcard.
I'd say scientists are baffled, but they stopped being surprised a long time ago.

>ban huskar against secret
>win

it's that easy

Who even drafts for Secret?

how is secret so good at hiding their true power level? holy shit they will crush everyone with no mercy during main event.

>Pick bat for envy, he sucks ass
>Pick dp for envy, he does worse.
Just pick some braindead rightclick hero for him and be done with it.

ICEICEICE is back bros

LMAO EUROPOORS

>arteezy rating
6.6

>EE rating
9.3


what the fuck

Based ehomo

Maybe E-Home is just good guys.

RIGHT HERE BROTHER

>OG
>Tier 1

kek

>20 minute gg

Old Eleven is literally a Nyx GOD

SECRET
WILL
MOST
OF
THE
TIMES
LOSE

APOLOGIZE

>implying arteezy will not leave the team before main event

To be honest EE feeding looked almost intentional.

OH YEA, HE'S BACK

>Puppey 18.something

>pos yfw Secret gets knocked out by EHOME 2 years in a row

SECRET

WILL

NEVER

WIN

Your mid laner in your 4k pubs doesnt throw as hard as envy though.

>EE made it to TI
>you didn't
What's your excuse?

GUYS I KNOW ENVY FAILS ALOT AND STUFF
BUT BE GENTLE
GUYS ITS HIS DREAM TO WIN A TI
STOP JOKING ABOUT IT

>put EE on fantasy team

What is this dota remix?

>OG is literally the only EU team in the top 4 atm

MY
SIDES

>implying EE and rtz won't engage into a fistfight before groupstage even ends

I can't find four other competent players

>the state of fnatic

Iceiceice is a god, but that was just embarrassing.

I NEED ENVY BLUNDERS

GIVE ME ENVY BLUNDERS

Secret may occasionally not win

Puppey is completely lost in this meta, secret is losing because of picks constantly. They keep cornering him into retarded decisions. I mean bat EE?

Well said, senpai

Can anyone here please give me some EE "plays" webms

lmao who cares

>taiga on the dumpster

+1

its shit

>what is DC

>ban huskar
>instant win even if you can't damage buildings

is this the fastest a secret iteration was figured out?

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>there are people in this very thread
>who put secret players on their fantasy league team

>Newbee is 5-1
who Hao here?

I know it was played at darude afterparty at ti4, would like to know the name too

Wait, what?

I had to go pick up a pizza. How did Secret lose?

:C

I thought the disruption buffs were memebuffs like treant base damage and concussive shot buffs. Is SD actually meta now?

he sold out to a turk

this man walks up to your offlaner and slaps his ass, what do you do?

FOREVER SINCE THEY PICK MY NIGGA UNDYING

FUCKING

APOLOGIZE

SHITREKT SHITTERS

>Ban Huskar lose games

So is the RTZ and EE TI curse still alive? I doubt this team will even finish in the top 4 when the only teams they've beaten so far are the cannon fodders of their group

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Post that webm, you guys know the one i'm talking about.

watch them get upper bracket by a margin and then 2-0 every team

ask him to put his pants on.

Shameless

EU Dota LUL

LET'S GET THIS STARTED

so hmm guys
secret is na right
>nadota
rofl

Secret lost the first game, and went completely titled into the second one.

It was an absolute blood bath.

DC, OG, Alliance

Because they're a shitty team that can literally only win with one particular strat.

Wake the fuck up out of your fantasy, you dumbass, SWNL anime poster.

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