In this thread: >Search and Destroy Ops on known pirate outposts >maintaining security in Alliance space, and ensuring safe travel for civilians transporting food and ore >the Hegemony's Foamland Security causing quite the diplomatic ruckus >waifus wearing latex masks >comfy colonies around gorgeous gas giants >COMPLETELY FAITHFUL WAIFUS THAT DON'T GO ON THE PROWL FOR BIG ASARI DICKS
People who play the standard Shepard dont have any imagination and lack commitment and willpower to craft a personal protagonist for their playthought. Literal casual tier.
Julian Butler
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Jaxson Smith
>Torrentz is down Friendly reminder to grab the Galaxy Edition while piracy is still a thing on the Internet.
Christopher Robinson
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Sebastian Cruz
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Lucas Sanders
Piracy will always be a thing. Torrents, Usenet, Mega or whatever, there will always be piracy.
Colton Johnson
was a lousy searchengine anyway
Colton Sanders
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Leo Rogers
>>comfy colonies around gorgeous gas giants
God, I hope we get something like this. They need to learn to make more varied environments.
Before you push play it looks like the dick was copy pasted into the image.
Jose Richardson
That's really depressing.
Matthew Sullivan
Well, too late for that.
Saw that earlier. Really good animation, but there is a problem with the left cheek. Doesn't clip, but there is a lot of jittering going on there, that makes it look weird. He has a few hinches to iron out, but the animation work is very nice and also the fact that he uses Miranda is a huge plus in my book. Want to see more, love to see him improve, am very satisfied so far.
Nolan Murphy
Nice.
Austin Richardson
Sucks that I just started playing these games and the general is dead. I don't blame you all though. Things haven't really happened with the games since like 2012, and I don't think there are many people excited for Andromeda after seeing the kind of people they have brought in to work on it on top of how much of a let down Inquisition was.
Luke Wilson
>Dem butts I mean, if you ignore the gypo and assume the other butt belongs to Ash or Kelly, it's a pretty good lineup.
Michael Perry
Jack's butt is best butt
Isaac Long
>tfw exterminating the quarians like the roaches they are
Brody Moore
I want some really alien alien civilizations.
No more space prussians, gypsies, mudslimes or whatever, just genuine aliens. The only races that somehow gave off that feel were (of course) the reapers and the geth. Talking to Legion for the first time remains one of my favourite scenes, when you got a being that has assumed a humanoid form but is completely different and incomprehensible by human standards, and that is a platform built for the sole purpose of communicating with organics.
Henry Gonzalez
I should perhaps not have pointed out the butts.
Not best butt, but her butt. Which makes it best.
Bentley Clark
It's cool, I'm alive, I'm still trying to figure out if I want to play Mass Effect on PC or Ps3. I want to play it on PS3 simply for the Trophies. Games like Mass Effect always had good achievements that were fun to go for. But PC has 60 fps and the ability to mod the ending of ME3
Evan Nelson
PS3 ME has frame rate issues, memory issues and general console limitation issues. Go for PC. Also, cheaper.
Mason Torres
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Gabriel Baker
Why does Liara have a crazy eye?
Noah Hall
Bouncy busty quarian babes?
Caleb Cox
Needs a better hairstyle.
Xavier Parker
This. PS3 and ME are not good friends.
Adam Evans
Damn I already own them on ps3
Elijah Long
No, but busty, bouncy, latex-clad human babes.
Anthony Nelson
Mass Effect does have in-game achievements, you just don't get the notifications like on PS3, Xbox, Steam, etc..
Grayson Ramirez
Mass Effect has high comfyness potential, mostly ignored more and more with each entry. Even basic cityscapes can be great if done right like say Liara's apartment in ME2 LotSB, but it's also cool with more exotic locations since the setting allows it.
In that regard the Normandy is somewhat of a letdown, you don't have any cool vistas to marvel at in the location you spend most time in.
Grayson Morgan
>mfw MEA will be completely de-sexed Imagine how nice it would be if they took things further instead with complete latex and rubber outfits and butt physics. Could just be one incredibly slutty character who would turn out to be a Cerberus sexbot operative.
Angel Hughes
>mfw MEA will be completely de-sexed It won't. It's just the men that will be sexualised. So you can Ride the Bull again but now in space, and you've got all kinds of cute gay guys!
Jose Allen
Shit like this is why I'm pretending Bioware closed after Me3
Caleb Edwards
After ME2 you mean. DA2, ME3 and DA:I were all garbage.
Easton Gutierrez
Fair enough
Julian Lopez
Holy shit man, playing ME1 is like a trip down memory lane, it's just familiar enough to me to remember basic things, but it's been so long that I actually forgot a lot of stuff as well. This is so pleasant, I wish I could bottle this feeling and drink it every time i feel like life is passing by too fast.
I wish I could play this all day but unfortunately I have a "Job". This is perfect.
Jackson Baker
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Julian Murphy
I found it aged horribly when I tried to play it again recently. A shame, because I loved the whole atmosphere of that game.
Kayden Flores
>I found it aged horribly A lot of Bioware games suffer from this
Why would you even think about buying that overpriced shit?
Leo Thompson
fuck off
Carter Rogers
>tfw Jack, Ashley, Miranda and Liara will never have a cumshot compilation video showing them taking loads from random people
Jordan Richardson
Sold my consoles a few years ago and got ME1 and 2 on sale but never actually got around to playing them since I was burned out
Joshua Parker
hello
David Watson
Together, or each having their own videos? I hope they're wearing something sexy.
Noah Foster
ok. u can pirate. u deserve to play the game just as much
i am sorry :C
Elijah Foster
Each have their own. Never really been a fan of multiple chicks in cumshot videos because I like watching one girl getting plastered
>I hope they're wearing something sexy Way I'd have it is Jack just wearing the belts over tits she had in ME2. Miranda wearing a collar that says bitch and maybe some fake cat girl ears. Ashley wearing her full Alliance dress uniform with her tits out and Liara probably wearing nothing at all
Camden Lee
why aren't you asleep WG? I'm binge drinking tonight, guess this is my excuse
Joseph Jones
VODKA AND IRN BRU
Robert Wilson
niet, drinking yellow piss aka beer
Matthew Gray
>maybe some fake cat girl ears
Mah nigga, I thought about her wearing that today, actually. Of course, I also thought of her wearing a tailplug and thigh-high boots and latex gloves, but still.
>Ashley wearing her full Alliance dress uniform with her tits out
The standard one, or the rubbery-looking ME3 outfit?
>The standard one, or the rubbery-looking ME3 outfit? No the formal dress uniform that Marines would wear to the Marine Corps Ball or some other formal event.
Adrian Richardson
thanks buddy
Andrew Carter
Oh, these ones?
Grayson Stewart
I wonder if the suits that quarians wear cling to their skin, or if there's some sort of lubricant that lets them slip around a little inside.
Leo Kelly
Something more formal like this but obviously updated to the ME time period. Those in your pick come across as an every day dress uniform that people not in a maintenance/combat role would wear.
Liam Johnson
they put lubricant otherwise they fucking die
Parker Bennett
>tfw no good Miranda wallpapers
I disagree, I think it's aged very well, but the gameplay isn't as refined as ME2. Regardless of what people say.
Owen Johnson
Since lubricants would be at a premium on the Migrant Fleet I imagine there would be mandatory full body bukkakes cut down on costs. At least for the ladies.
Logan Sanders
>ladies everyone is a whore there
Nicholas Gutierrez
Yea, but the idea of dudes getting bukkaked as well isn't that much of a turn on.
Ryder Watson
i wish she was real
James King
She could be alive right now, we'll just never live to see an age when humanity makes contact with a race of alien sluts.
Angel Perez
bukkaked by whom ?
Connor Kelly
Men of whatever ship they are on.
Cameron Green
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James Bell
Oh! Yeah, that'd be hot.
Chase James
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Thomas Nelson
>people unironically play games under 60 fps
Elijah Edwards
>People unironically care how others play their games
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Blake Butler
>EA >deserves money
Colton Johnson
It was 1 in the morning when I posted that. Came back from a friend earlier, watched Murderman vs Homicideman - Dawn of Genocide Ultimate Edition. It really wasn't better than the original. Missed part of the Olympic opening ceremony for that shit... Also I don't drink any alcohol any more anyway.
Isaiah White
im drunk im sorry
they indoctrinated me
Ryder Williams
why do you play standard sheploo if you want to be with her so badly? how can you deal with seeing another man with her? are you a cuck?
Isaac Allen
I don't care about olympics since our "athletes" were caught drinking tons of doping
Mason Johnson
because people laugh at my badly made shep D:
im self concioous
John Morgan
it's a reaction image exclusively by the autist. you should have noticed by now.
Xavier Baker
they are better off at home considering everything associated with the 2016 Olympics
Michael Jones
who cares? we are all mongolian basked weavers here and with 16 posters chances are that no one you will ever know posts here.