Mass Effect General - /meg/

Systems Alliance Defence Intelligence Agency edition.

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All about the beep boop.

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>Search and Destroy Ops on known pirate outposts
>maintaining security in Alliance space, and ensuring safe travel for civilians transporting food and ore
>the Hegemony's Foamland Security causing quite the diplomatic ruckus
>waifus wearing latex masks
>comfy colonies around gorgeous gas giants
>COMPLETELY FAITHFUL WAIFUS THAT DON'T GO ON THE PROWL FOR BIG ASARI DICKS

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No dying, please.

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>1 poster
wew

I like this atwork of Ashley

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People who play the standard Shepard dont have any imagination and lack commitment and willpower to craft a personal protagonist for their playthought.
Literal casual tier.

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>Torrentz is down
Friendly reminder to grab the Galaxy Edition while piracy is still a thing on the Internet.

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Piracy will always be a thing. Torrents, Usenet, Mega or whatever, there will always be piracy.

was a lousy searchengine anyway

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>>comfy colonies around gorgeous gas giants

God, I hope we get something like this. They need to learn to make more varied environments.

What a sad general this is

I like it, but the lips looks bit weird.
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Before you push play it looks like the dick was copy pasted into the image.

That's really depressing.

Well, too late for that.

Saw that earlier. Really good animation, but there is a problem with the left cheek. Doesn't clip, but there is a lot of jittering going on there, that makes it look weird. He has a few hinches to iron out, but the animation work is very nice and also the fact that he uses Miranda is a huge plus in my book. Want to see more, love to see him improve, am very satisfied so far.

Nice.

Sucks that I just started playing these games and the general is dead. I don't blame you all though. Things haven't really happened with the games since like 2012, and I don't think there are many people excited for Andromeda after seeing the kind of people they have brought in to work on it on top of how much of a let down Inquisition was.

>Dem butts
I mean, if you ignore the gypo and assume the other butt belongs to Ash or Kelly, it's a pretty good lineup.

Jack's butt is best butt

>tfw exterminating the quarians like the roaches they are

I want some really alien alien civilizations.

No more space prussians, gypsies, mudslimes or whatever, just genuine aliens. The only races that somehow gave off that feel were (of course) the reapers and the geth. Talking to Legion for the first time remains one of my favourite scenes, when you got a being that has assumed a humanoid form but is completely different and incomprehensible by human standards, and that is a platform built for the sole purpose of communicating with organics.

I should perhaps not have pointed out the butts.

Not best butt, but her butt. Which makes it best.

It's cool, I'm alive, I'm still trying to figure out if I want to play Mass Effect on PC or Ps3. I want to play it on PS3 simply for the Trophies. Games like Mass Effect always had good achievements that were fun to go for. But PC has 60 fps and the ability to mod the ending of ME3

PS3 ME has frame rate issues, memory issues and general console limitation issues. Go for PC. Also, cheaper.

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Why does Liara have a crazy eye?

Bouncy busty quarian babes?

Needs a better hairstyle.

This. PS3 and ME are not good friends.

Damn I already own them on ps3

No, but busty, bouncy, latex-clad human babes.

Mass Effect does have in-game achievements, you just don't get the notifications like on PS3, Xbox, Steam, etc..

Mass Effect has high comfyness potential, mostly ignored more and more with each entry. Even basic cityscapes can be great if done right like say Liara's apartment in ME2 LotSB, but it's also cool with more exotic locations since the setting allows it.

In that regard the Normandy is somewhat of a letdown, you don't have any cool vistas to marvel at in the location you spend most time in.

>mfw MEA will be completely de-sexed
Imagine how nice it would be if they took things further instead with complete latex and rubber outfits and butt physics. Could just be one incredibly slutty character who would turn out to be a Cerberus sexbot operative.

>mfw MEA will be completely de-sexed
It won't. It's just the men that will be sexualised. So you can Ride the Bull again but now in space, and you've got all kinds of cute gay guys!

Shit like this is why I'm pretending Bioware closed after Me3

After ME2 you mean. DA2, ME3 and DA:I were all garbage.

Fair enough

Holy shit man, playing ME1 is like a trip down memory lane, it's just familiar enough to me to remember basic things, but it's been so long that I actually forgot a lot of stuff as well. This is so pleasant, I wish I could bottle this feeling and drink it every time i feel like life is passing by too fast.

I wish I could play this all day but unfortunately I have a "Job". This is perfect.

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I found it aged horribly when I tried to play it again recently. A shame, because I loved the whole atmosphere of that game.

>I found it aged horribly
A lot of Bioware games suffer from this

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>tfw no great war to fight in
>tfw no one to fight for
>tfw no one to protect
>tfw no one to sacrifice myself for

;___;

i always feel happy when i restart. its a little paradise away from reality when i get the time.

time to slog through the omega dlc again

it's not that bad 2bh

Is all the DLC for ME2 available on steam or do I buy it off of Origin?

you pirate the whole thing you brainless piece of shit

Figured that would be the answer.

but thats mean to EA

They deserve it

but they deserve money :C

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Love is the key ;_;

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Such a nonsense scene, ruined the whole movie.

Why would you even think about buying that overpriced shit?

fuck off

>tfw Jack, Ashley, Miranda and Liara will never have a cumshot compilation video showing them taking loads from random people

Sold my consoles a few years ago and got ME1 and 2 on sale but never actually got around to playing them since I was burned out

hello

Together, or each having their own videos? I hope they're wearing something sexy.

ok. u can pirate.
u deserve to play the game just as much

i am sorry :C

Each have their own. Never really been a fan of multiple chicks in cumshot videos because I like watching one girl getting plastered

>I hope they're wearing something sexy
Way I'd have it is Jack just wearing the belts over tits she had in ME2. Miranda wearing a collar that says bitch and maybe some fake cat girl ears. Ashley wearing her full Alliance dress uniform with her tits out and Liara probably wearing nothing at all

why aren't you asleep WG? I'm binge drinking tonight, guess this is my excuse

VODKA AND IRN BRU

niet, drinking yellow piss aka beer

>maybe some fake cat girl ears

Mah nigga, I thought about her wearing that today, actually. Of course, I also thought of her wearing a tailplug and thigh-high boots and latex gloves, but still.

>Ashley wearing her full Alliance dress uniform with her tits out

The standard one, or the rubbery-looking ME3 outfit?

love listening to sunyo when im drunk

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>The standard one, or the rubbery-looking ME3 outfit?
No the formal dress uniform that Marines would wear to the Marine Corps Ball or some other formal event.

thanks buddy

Oh, these ones?

I wonder if the suits that quarians wear cling to their skin, or if there's some sort of lubricant that lets them slip around a little inside.

Something more formal like this but obviously updated to the ME time period. Those in your pick come across as an every day dress uniform that people not in a maintenance/combat role would wear.

they put lubricant otherwise they fucking die

>tfw no good Miranda wallpapers


I disagree, I think it's aged very well, but the gameplay isn't as refined as ME2. Regardless of what people say.

Since lubricants would be at a premium on the Migrant Fleet I imagine there would be mandatory full body bukkakes cut down on costs. At least for the ladies.

>ladies
everyone is a whore there

Yea, but the idea of dudes getting bukkaked as well isn't that much of a turn on.

i wish she was real

She could be alive right now, we'll just never live to see an age when humanity makes contact with a race of alien sluts.

bukkaked by whom ?

Men of whatever ship they are on.

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Oh! Yeah, that'd be hot.

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>people unironically play games under 60 fps

>People unironically care how others play their games

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>EA
>deserves money

It was 1 in the morning when I posted that.
Came back from a friend earlier, watched Murderman vs Homicideman - Dawn of Genocide Ultimate Edition. It really wasn't better than the original.
Missed part of the Olympic opening ceremony for that shit...
Also I don't drink any alcohol any more anyway.

im drunk im sorry

they indoctrinated me

why do you play standard sheploo if you want to be with her so badly? how can you deal with seeing another man with her? are you a cuck?

I don't care about olympics since our "athletes" were caught drinking tons of doping

because people laugh at my badly made shep D:

im self concioous

it's a reaction image exclusively by the autist. you should have noticed by now.

they are better off at home considering everything associated with the 2016 Olympics

who cares? we are all mongolian basked weavers here and with 16 posters chances are that no one you will ever know posts here.

I know, but it triggers me none the less.