Dota 2 /d2g/ dota 2 gen

SECRET WILL NEVER _________ ?????

Are VGR our boys?

Reminder that EG and Alliance are owned by the same parent company, so EG threw to guarantee Alliance upper bracket.

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence

“Fools” said I, “You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets
Are written on subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence”

SUOMI FINLAND PERKELE SALMIAKKIKOSSU ISÄNMAA LENKKIMAKKARA JUSSIPAITA SINIRISTILIPPU MÄMMI SAUNA PERKELE VITTU AKANKANTO ILMAVEIVI ANGRYBIRDS KARHU MÖLKKY TANGOMARKKINAT 6-1 GLIDER IN SAHARA AFRIKKA KARJALA SIMO HÄYHÄ MANNERHEIM PAAVO NURMI KIIRA KORPI TALVISOTA KARJALANPIIRAKKA KOKOLATTIAMATTO KALJAKELLUNTA MASENNUS KALJA VITTU SATAN TUURIN KYLÄKAUPPA PUOLUSTUSVOIMAT RAJAVARTIOLAITOS SUOMIKONEPISTOOLI FAZERIN SININEN LALLI JÄRVEN VITUN JÄÄLLÄ AURA KUKKO KARHU KARJALA KOFF LAHDEN SININEN LAPIN KULTA KUKKO OLVI SANDELS VAIMOA TURPAAN UKKOMETSO SAAPPAANHEITTO NUIJASOTA MÖKKITIE KAKKOSTYYPIN DIABETES JALOVIINA HUKKUMINEN JUHANNUKSENA SUOJALKAPALLO NUIJASOTA HK:N SININEN MÖKKILAITURI EXIT ONLY KAKKOSTYYPIN DIABETES

FNATIC IS BACK

FEEDING OFF THE LIFEBLOOD OF SECRET

disband

:v(

>start TI 3-0
>lose your next 8 (eight) games

disband confirmed. tilt doesn't even begin to describe this collapse

They sent their slaves to do their work, as always. Nothing new

I mean, look, Im a Secret fan and a lot of us are frustrated, and cranky. Like... holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate with dinner and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate with pizza out of her hand. She starterd yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. Im so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didnt mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results from tonight and yesterday. I feel like Im going to explode. Why the fuck is Secret losing? It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were doing well in the groupstage day 1? This is so fucked

Why is EE playing so poorly? Usually he plays decently then he chokes hard in the late game, but he's been choking 24/7 lately.

>TIMBERSAW
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

>tfw no lina inverse hero

Yo, can i get some sniper tips?

>TIMBERSAW
>BALANCED

>Give RTZ TZ or SF
>win
>give Envy Ember or Terrorblade or Clinkz
>win

its that ez

>balanced

>ICEICEICE

holy shit daryl

black people are athletic. who knew?

MOTHERFUCKING DARYL

>Get 4man ganked
>lmao just walk away

le balanced lumberjack fais

ICE GOD LITERALLY WRECKING MOFOS
ICE
ICE

POST YFW SECRET HASNT WON A GAME IN TWO (2) DAYS

>PPD kicks Sumail for RTZ
>Sumail rats on EG for intentionally throwing
>EG banned from Valve events

I hope this happens bros

I don't get why Secret, fully knowledgeable that they are taking it to the ass just won't put EE on his funny rice hero like Naga and Artour on something he likes to fucking play like SF.

No those aren't meta. No they aren't best heroes of the patch.

But what they try to do now is fucking failing and this would be 1000% better way to go on about games, they might even have fun.

Fuck pick Bilbo Clockwork 10x row

me on the left

I TIRED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

I may have gone too far in a few places.

Fuck PPD. I hope Jimmy rape them in the lower bracket.

b-but America is white

Is EE's career over? Will his gf break up with him?

RUSKY CAST > MEMEGLISH
STOCK UP ON VODKA COMRADES, COME WE GO ON RIDE

ODENS YLÄHUULESSA CoolCat MATU KARHUJÄBÄLLÄ CoolCat JESSE ALFAMODESSA CoolCat NEEKERIT VITTUUN SUOMESTA CoolCat

is that diana taurasi in the front?

what the fuck she barely looks human anymore

THE YEAR IF OF ICE THRICE

LOL

So can I get free scholarships and welfare?

>TI4: 7th-8th
>TI5: 7th-8th

And just when you thought it could not possibly get any worse...

This image doesn't account for President Trump's Great Wall of 2017.

>Fnatic.MidOne.SPEEDGAMINGMLG

Never forget, not even the pinoys forget

this would literally never happen

my name is Maximus meridius Miseryius

and I shall have my vengeance, in this life or the next

THat is so fucking sad, man. And all because of those fuckin spics, beaners pieces of shit

I do hope Trump wins so he can send them all to hell

Experimental PEDs will sometimes do that to you

>non hispanic whites
why are hispanics considered "white? That doesnt make any sense

>not breeding with genetically superior blacks
lmaoing@ your life bro

Preach.

Would you a Synderan?

Why did they use a satyr tormentor instead of a centaur?

To fix crime statics. Is a Burger thing.

EE looks like he got his face stung by a swarm of bees

Why is he so perfect.

GIVE ARTEEZT A FUCKING MID HERO HOLY SHIT STOP PICKING HIM FUCKING VOID AND SLARK THOSE HEROS ARE FUCKING GARBAGE

Secret are officially the biggest joke in all of Dota

because their drafts are garbo tier

I legit thought this was a facemorph of Synd and Era until I figured it's a fucking player from some team

Insane

>DC 8-2
>Secret 3-7

P O E T R Y

it's an American thing

But then you have Envy on a position 1 hero

How smug do you think w33 and Misery are right now?

>these stacks
>axe networth

Dota pros are retarded. They put too much stock into meta. When a new hero thats 'out of meta' gets picked and does well, suddenly he becomes the new meta. Like with secret techies that one time. They're literally just shit eaters who do stuff that other people who win do afraid of trying new shit, rarely trying new shit.

Can someone post that picture of Arteezy riding a tricycle

>fix crime statistics
>make it seem like whites commit more crime
>fix
???

Is lanm the best kunkka in the world?
those totrents are on fucking point desu

does she nurse her cocasters?

Universe ruined fucking everything.
If Misery was still in and they had only kicked w33 Secret would be dominating right now.

Seriously, how the fuck does this happen?

Are puppey's picks THAT bad?

>EE shits the bed at TI

Thats not even remotely true, did you even watch TI5?
EE basically carried C9 last year to make sure they got above 12th place while FATA and Bone7 tried their hardest to do an MUFC.

I don't recall his TI4 performance been that bad either.
He's obviously playing awful this year though.

THATS EXACTLY WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

see They can't win pretending to be little-OG or little-Liquid.

They should just go full comfort

>dominating anything with EE

tell me one single TI that envy placed in top 5

HO HO HA HA HO HO HA HA

It is still fixing m8, just not the way you'd like

They won't sleep until Secret is entirely out of the tournament
When TI is over they wont sleep until Secret disbands

she's fucking ugly bro and only has tits, you must think really lowly of yourself

i want her to put diapers on me, feed me mommy milk and put to bed

>sexual deviant Winter sucking dem big titties during cast
I can see it desu

what if assassinate scaled with sniper's damage?

like a ranged walrus punch

god that face

not him and i didn't follow ti5
but envy was complete dogshit in ti4

>not rooting for EHOME to win the entire thing

>regionfags literally making up storys of matchfixing to explain why their favorite team won

Did you guys even watch the first game? It wasnt rigged lmao

that ass has to be fake it's too good to be true

If I was Secret I would forfeit my remaining matches and just save myself the stress and go use the spare time to practice for the main event

>luna shadow demon

finally, secret gets a win.

fix
fiks/
verb
verb: fix; 3rd person present: fixes; past tense: fixed; past participle: fixed; gerund or present participle: fixing

influence the outcome of (something, especially a race, contest, or election) by illegal or underhanded means.
"the foundation denies fixing races"
synonyms: rig, arrange fraudulently; More
tamper with, influence;
informalfiddle
"the fight was fixed"

They say she produces milk faster than you can drink it...

Boy wonder gonna kill himself