)tf2g( - TEAM FORTRESS THE SECOND GENERAL

previuos >Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed) (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)

>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j (embed) (embed) (embed)

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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mmph

ara ara~

awoo

Hi hi hello!

someone add the tf2g discord to the OP

who wants to erp (as team fortress two characters obviously because this is the tf2 fortress general)

gimme the link and i may or may not include it next time

ask xionxang

>5 enemies capping point
>mfw i'm demoman

sniper is the best class ever

just fucking post it here
you're the one that wants it in the op

ask xionxang

see

air headshots are satisfying u.u

>Entire enemy team on point
>I'm the demo
>Med has uber
>Alright, this is it, clutch time!
>Hit it, doc.
>He only flashes me
>Instagibbed
Every god damn time.

i agree!

but i'm shy

why would he solo-uber you

Because the only other member of our team up was a god damn pyro.

>your main
>your sensitivity

i need to gather this important information

he flashed you and ubered the pyro? actually, why'd you even go in if you were only two up?

It was the last point, we had to do something.

Pocket soldier
11.5 inches - 360

>11.5 inches

id?

Demoman

1200 dpi, 5 sens

id/tholepin

man, thole's gf is one lucky lady

jesus fuck, lower your sensitivity

i thought he dumped her

what's wrong with it?
i have 1400 dpi and 6 in game sensitivity
i usually play really well as demo

It makes flicking really, really easy. Since I only have to aim in the general direction of the enemy team, precision isn't a big issue.

i got banned from irc because i didn't

you roam more than you pocket you dick

only in actual games mr. cartoon network

wanna hs

someone on reddit said hs is pay to win

div?

its a fucking cadgame of course its p2w are you stupid or something else

>are you stupid or something else
yes!

yes?

human isnt cute

dirty slavs are never cute

div 7

i thought etf2l only went down to div 6?

you missed the joke

harley queen dies

It's Harley Quinn. Like as in a harlequin. Doofus.

fuck i misspelled it
i ruined the joke
i didnt even see the dumb movie

Superhero films are dumb as fuck anyway

The live action ones tend to be terrible, but some of the animated ones are alright.

DO YOU BLEED

u wil

>Superhero films are dumb as fuck
but you roleplayed the dark night rises the last thread

>dark night
WHY DO I KEEP FUCKING UP OH MY GOD I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH

That wasn't roleplaying. That was goofing around. Besides, the plane scene is a meme. One of my favorite memes. Doesn't mean I've ever seen it

TDK gets a pass because it's a nice film with a wonderful performance by Heath Ledger

It's just a minor error, dude, chill, we knew what you meant.

scarfy: i have but trans people arent really commonplace around here
sjiscat: pretty silly of america to care so much about bathrooms
scarfy: nah idc about the politics that much but
scarfy: going out of your way to just completely mess up your body
scarfy: i just cant treat people who spend time and effort on that with dignity

:~(

yes but that's two minor errors in 10 minutes
i'm always fucking up

im a minor error

He's right, you know. There are better ways to deal with your insecurity than chopping your junk off.

>first prize for the tf2 division of the insomnia gaming festival is 7500 pounds
>split between 6 people
>1250 pounds per person

Why do people even play this game competitively when the prize pools are so ridiculously minuscule?

>a brony is a piece of shit
wow colour me surprised

yeah like chopping your wrists off
i should try that

>insecurity
It's literally a mental illness, not just some ~insecurity~, and there's a reason trans people have to go through so many psychiatric tests before even getting hormones, let alone a sex change.

Oh why do I even bother talking about on Veeky Forums of all places

kill all trannies

Why are there so manny trannies on tf2g? Go see a therapist.

stop projecting

stop chopping your dick off

why would i lol
im not a tranny you retard

Everybody shut the fuck up

Post winners, instead

all class festive stock reskin when

10/10 will focus exclusively

...

because it's a good game. also it's a snowball effect either way. the prize pools would be bigger if more people played, and more people would play if the prize pools were bigger

No, thank you. I ain't looking forward to a Festive Objector before they add a fucking strangifier to it

Good luck with that while I jump all over the map and reflect shit like a God

or
>competitive players leave for game with better prize pools
>game gets less players
>prize pools are still shit
>game dies
because that's what's happening

how would you do that if you're garbage at the game

it doesn't have to be a festive objector though
just something that has the lights on it but not any of the newer gaudier shit that came after the stock festives

>reflect like a god
youtube.com/watch?v=lU1Qg1oWqz4

Iunno. Just happens sometimes. Like right here

youtube.com/watch?v=K-o7B0AmDhs

watching the free to play documentary made me mad
"oh yeah us dota players started out with beer as the first prize for our tournament but now thanks to endorsement we've got million dollar prize pools xd"

whereas the only reason valve even considered comp for tf2 was because they wanted something to prevent people from going to overwatch and not because they think there's potential for esports within the tf2 comp community

Iunno, man. It'll just be hats and skins anyway when Christmas rolls along

Yikes, that's some terrible Soldier rockets. Not a single direct. I wouldn't worry about reflecting that when they'll be nowhere near me

and despite the soldier's bad rockets pyro still didn't couldn't do shit

>Pinto
>Terrible

>Record everything
>Wildly flail around and spam M2 whenever you see a soldier
>Make a frag movie of only the good bits
Yeah, real impressive.

rate my black man desu

Medic and soldier.

He baited the other team in pretty good

Yep. I pick both

A frag movie? That was a minute clip, not me getting them over and over for over 4 minutes with a shit song in the background. Thanks, though

Medic and Pyro
I'm not a very sensitive man. But when it comes to films, I'll fucking cry like a child

why is the hat white
why is the beard white if it comes with a white tinge style

It's shit.

>pocket in his ass
lol

That's what friends are for after all, you dumb weeaboo. Team work

>he feels no pain
>he feels no joy
>he is in a constant state of unknowing
>what the fuck is going on

>sensitivity
>I'm not a very sensitive man. But when it comes to films, I'll fucking cry like a child
this is why you don't filter viva
your posts are nice
keep up the good work

what am i for

>festives on skins that aren't winter themed already
>ronald mcdonald mcshotgun

procreating

You can't procreate with him, dumbass, he's a guy.

you're pretty useful for me to laugh at your autism

pinto was playing with 160 ping in that video. you should mge him :>