/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

"Make another meme thread and I'll ground you for a week" edition.

>Moonfire Faire 2016 (August 5th-August 25th)
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>Free Login Campaign (July 25th-August 30th)
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>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
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>3.35 Patch Notes:
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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>Previously on /xivg/!

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1st for c@s

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I'm totally lost at this point.

You're my friend now.

2nd for cats and a hyur

I milked all there was to milk in a safe manner.

time to smoke some weed

That's great. Let's sing a song next year

>tfw stratos wont invite you to his shitpost parties
sigh...

>you'll never cum in that cat and then cuddle together until you fall asleep
why even live?

Getting the obligatory posing out of the way.

CHARACTER
AND
YOUTUBE
AND
Favorite word.

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Highlanders

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manly lalafell men

As am I. I understand the word "fujo" as much as I do "falseflag" in this thread, honestly.
Holy fuck leftmost catgirl is fucking BEEFY.

this

xthxth

Thanks! I've tried different hair colors but I prefer to stick with this one really.

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hello

go unlock the poses you noob dog

post your squads right meow 'w'

cute ct

can i flip it

lmao

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Rad

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Cheese?

>tfw you afk and the crowd gathers around you

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yes

here's one
venmes is asleep, and i don't have one of kirara "no breathing" hartmann

I like this lizard!

Song doesn't fit your character.
Vaan's gayass theme probably would, though.

what's your ign

Nth for unsyc with friends

HOW is it even possible to go this deliciously fl@‽‽‽

Bards can't afford to get stage fright

This Highlander couldn't possibly have a penis.
stop posting this boner fuel, damnit

Hey, that's pretty rude.
I just like the music.

By cheating

>ywn raise cute cat daughters with her

Yep.... only normies here.......

I'm not a bard by choice.........................

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Chitter.

Comiket is in less than a week!

Anything you're looking forward to? Potentially anything Final Fantasy / XIV related?

The harp chose you, now you must sing for all the Black Mages and Summoners

Some more focus on lizard girls rather than Miqo'te

post ur fuckin name u dum bitch
i forgot pic last time plz accept my apology

post au ra butt

sawce

shyv
come on
what are you doing

posing

are u back with megu...

Colour me surprised, you actually can get Thordan EX clears via DF outside of JP data centers.
Even if it does take one wipe for people to get their shit together.

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fujoshi is the term used for girls that like yaoi
Just because you play as a male character doesn't mean you're a fujo!!
Also fun fact, Fudanshi is a boi who likes yaoi

Patiently waiting for Futaket.

How about one or the other?

No, you aren't meant to teach people what a fudanshi is. It causes some of the most unfortunate labeling.

Dude just fucking spam helios or whatever aoe heal you have.
Gold every single time, don't need the mount.

he'd have to have changed a whole fucking lot for that to happen

I want to punch that tummy

>play a male character
>dislike yaoi
What does that make me?

Ok I'm not fujo then. I just like dudes.
Cool!
I knew about fundanshi but fujo is a more "thrown around as an insult" term.
Smart!

You're incorrigible.
more fuel pls

the conclusion is that i cant find pals on final fantasy 14

i tried for the whole 6 months of playing, it's impossible

might as well quit

xth for Jean Gary Diablo

o it sounded like you were trying to befriend paks

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death

>fc says something's going down at limsa
>tp over to check it out
>three naked lalas squatting on a hyur while spamming grunt emotes
>two of them rush over and start straddling me without warning
Wonderful. This is one of the exact reasons I wanted to give this game a shot.
Weird shit is fascinating to me.

Do it.

I'll be here all weekend _(:3

If I start seeing people call people fudan imma laugh
I literally only see fudans as boys that like yaoi but not necessarily like 3D gay

Nothing really, just a person that plays as a dude? lol

Idk why it would be insulting, unless the girl really hates /y/ stuff

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Cease.

idk if that guy rly is paks
i guess if it is i should not bother

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Troglodyte.

Modern MMOs are like that, pal

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>i just like dudes
So you're just a hetero female basically?

you look like the cowardly lion from wizard of Oz

i mean it probably isnt paks but the dude is super fucking shady in general?

That isn't me.

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Oscillate.

What the heck?
You post your name..

I've no desire to babysit those absentminded fools lost in their ivory towers.
I only wish to shoot things...... with a gun..

You ever been in a storm, user?
This is my favorite episode but I didn't get to see the whole season. Season 11 will be the first time I actually purchase a season.

here's a tip, stop being antisocial

you know that emote spamming faggot who invited you to his shitty meme FC? accept
you know that guy who asks in FC chat if anyone wants to do anything? join him
you know that dude who sits by himself under the tree in limsa? say hi

it's a fucking game dude, you can be way more open
what's the worst that could happen?

I know it's not easy but just try and talk with people, even if you think you don't have anything interesting to say

Well worth it. One of the strongest seasons so far.

Equip the gun, retire the bow and quiver, hop on a bird and you're probably good to go

dude you have no clue of the efforts I do. i just cant find anything in common with most people, not even the way I laugh. even here. fucking retards.

You're swapping your songs for your autoturrets.
I got 4 comms thrust upon me last night just for throwing up bishop with promotion after I was asked to.

I saw the first five or six episodes and I knew I had to own it. I pirated seasons 3-10 easy (minus 6 because most of 6 is ass) but 11 is so insane I need it.

>calling everyone retards
>being a special snowflake cunt

yeah nah you deserve no friends go rot

I never noticed that before.
Good spot, user.

yeah no I refuse to believe you haven't found a single person you like after 6 months of jumping from one FC to another

because that's how you make friends

Ending in 0 decides whether I post Elk's phone number.

So the TL;DR is that you're a shit person. If YOU can't find any friends after six months of trying, what do you think the problem is? What's the root of the issue?
I'll give you a clue. It's between these brackets. (You).

>buy girl i like food
>she has bf
>she accepts me buying her food
>going to send me "stuff" later
Do I continue even though she has a BF?

yes

Why would I hop on a bird..................

No.

Yeah sure. The shorthand way of saying all that on Veeky Forums is "fujo," spread the word.
Who are you SiP user, I must thank you for getting me back into the show!
>Idk why it would be insulting
Remember anime club? Remember that girl named "tammi" who would glomp you, user? She smelled like BO and cheap japanese chocolate covered biscuit sticks.
Nobody wants to be leashed in with the tammis. Nobody.
Sounds like the consistency here is you, user..