Senran Kagura General /skg/ #844

Old Thread: Muscles Edition

GENERAL
>Complete Character Listing
senrankagura.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters
>Downloads
pastebin.com/VHh2LGhn
>Newest Fanart
pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=閃乱カグラ
>Dioramas
twitter.com/hashtag/カグラマ?f=images

SK:NEW WAVE MOBILE GAME
>How to Play
senran-international.boards.net/thread/352/guide-play-wave-outside-japan
>Mobacoin Guide
i.imgur.com/RbVpnjU.png
>Card Release Thread
senran-international.boards.net/thread/666
>Card Archive (Updated 05/10/16)
mega.nz/#!GpkVzQrY!bBAd8jm_TtzcOIlOJv8w9j-Ia7y2FPghVIym_QqEM5w/ikqffaf6tq9a479/New_Wave_Cards_(03-05-2016).zipqd01lq/New_Wave_Cards_(01
>Card Wiki
seesaawiki.jp/kagranw/

MISC
>MarvelousAQL Senran Kagura site
senrankagura.maql.co.jp/
>Creator's Twitter
twitter.com/kenichiro_taka
>Yaegashi Nan's home page
chafox.web.fc2.com/maindayo.htm
>Senran Websites
pastebin.com/p5RLbHb6

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=cjyL2Wooh9Q
youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
pastebin.com/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's Yumi, trying to escape from her restraints again
>as soon as she sees you she gets a panicked look on her face but you just smile, walk up to her and whisper that you'll forgive her, this time.
>you tell her that you want some of her delicious ice cream
>she nods her head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under her plump rear
>despite her best efforts she seems to be all stopped up
>she looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell her it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out a bottle of chocolate syrup with an extended nozzle
>you bring the bottle underneath her and stick the nozzle into her anus
>yumi makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you begin squeezing the bottle, filling her colon with sweet chocolate
>after pulling the nozzle out you position the bowl under Yumi again and begin massaging her belly
>you tell her to relax in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds she begins to squirt vanilla ice cream covered in chocolate syrup from her butt, having it land in the bowl
>she fills the bowl quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few scoops here
>you taste the ice cream, tell Yumi it is delicious and start cleaning her butt
>after you're done cleaning you thank her for the food and head upstairs to enjoy the evening news

cancer

Dork!
I was just about to post it!

Fuck off avatarfag.

Murakumo.

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Minori can't get to sleep, skeegee.

tell Minori a bed time story, please.

Oh nice you made first post. Good job

Is this what happens when I touch the halo?

Reminder that all Senrans are GOOD GIRLS.

ESPECIALLY Ryouna and Haruka.

is lame.

Heh nice try, but you're going to need something stronger than that!

Once upon a time, there was a hamster

It went to bed and dreamed about candy

The end

user please don't be mean to beepbeepanon

He already has to live with the fact that he's in love with a happily married lesbian, he doesn't need to be harassed by strangers.

Appreciating Hanabi!

Hurry to sleep Minnow. Don't keep Kirby waiting in Dreamland alone.

>War. War never changes.

The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.

But war never changes.

In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth.

In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise.

A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.

Life in the Vault is about to change.

Thanks user.

Once there was a Minnow that got her snatch sucked by a creepy ass user because she didn't go to sleep. She was never the same again.

Murakumo!

Yes. Or when you insult her sisters.

Thank you but that's not really a story.
A-and neither is that.
Well I guess that counts as a story but I don't think it's really a bed time story
Please don't!

how about a song?

Minnow becoming a cow!!!

cuter lesbian couple than Imu and Miyabi

But Ryouna likes to get insulted.

What cute sisters

Minori can't sing herself to sleep!
She needs someone else to do it!

Big sis Renka taking good care of her little brother!!!!!

Ryouki can tell when people are doing it to make Ryouna sexually aroused and when people are doing it to be mean, even though both will likely result in Ryouna getting sexually aroused.

Not as cute as ghost and the incest twins

youtube.com/watch?v=cjyL2Wooh9Q

I'll sing then!

Preach
Baby preach to me
I got maybe three
Songs left in me

And hope
I got no more hope
Except at the end of a rope
And swinging feet

I want to make Hanabi feel good.

After Shiki wears Murakumos clothing, do you think Murakumo likes to take the clothing and smell it so she can smell Shiki's perfume mixed together with Murakumo's own smell?
And maybe she gets just a little bit aroused from doing it?

I appreciate how cute the ghosto is too
But the twins can't be that lewd/angry and cute!

Ok...

What will we do with a drunken whaler? [ 3 times ]
Early in the morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

they're both SO totally cute and sexy and super cool! But Shiki's not really into girls but she likes to like, you know, make cute poses with Murky to show her off so some totes cute user sees her for the really sexy grrly she is and sweeps her off her feet fer shuh!

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Right, and that's why Shiki doesn't get jealous one bit when Murakumo gets gay with other girls

Oh wait

Now say it in english

IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

pastebin.com/

I found this, does this count

DO NOT BULLY MIYABI!

>Make a move user

I'll translate, Shiki wants to make Murakumo come out of her shell because she's so shy and doesn't believe she's cute, so that some nice guy will notice her and be her boyfriend. Shiki cares about Murakumo, but she's not a lesbian herself.

I shall caress your cheek for i am a hopeless romantic inside.

I'll sitck my dick between those titties! and probably cum immediately

Now say it in French!

Where's Naraku, I'll show you some moves

This would probably legitimately throw Kagura off.

hello/salut!

je suis monte!

pardon...

Murakumo: Baise-Moi

You think so too, eh?

I can see her blushing, red as a tomato as i continue to caress her cheek.

>monte
what did you try to say ?

>Gets face closer, in an attempt to kiss her boobs from the cleavage

wrong general

How would you convince Murakumo that she's not ugly and is one of the prettiest girls you've ever seen?

Hello skg, can any of you babysit my friend Rin tonight?

I just need you to follow her to the bar after she gets off work, make sure nothing happens to her while she's there, help her get home when she gets shitfaced, and make sure she gets some food and water in her before she goes to bed.

I have popsicles in the freezer for you if you say yes!

A double scythe is kinda similar to the glaive, isn't it....

Sometimes doing the really romantic thing just catches a girl off guard. The reactions can be pretty cute.

If you tried to say "I am high" high woudld translated as défonçée.

It can't be done

Just take care of her and let her know she's loved

>Rin doing Ryona mannerisms

but Rin does the bullying, she doesn't get bullied!

I know this might be obvious but I don't think anyone has said this before:

Haruka made a doll that looks like her user.

>"Wake up, fag boy. We're going to clean. And then we're going to fuck. Understand?"

Can I comfort her if she starts complaining about life in her druken state?

>SK will never have an intro as good as this

I just want Ron Pearlman to narrate spooky things to me

so just tell her looks aren't important to you and you love her and her "ugly" face?

I did one of these again out of boredom. Anyone wanna take a guess who wins?

That means fuck me.

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Posted yesterday in the thread. Does anybody got the tan edit of this? I would much appreciate it.

I'm rooting for 9.

Smug queen Kaf

exactly.

Murakumo needs a man to take her and make her feel like the most ravishing beauty on the planet, he should be unable to take his hands and lips off of her and have inexhaustable libido only for her!

No shit, son.

District 9!

This is a Kumo-Sutra thread fer shuh.

Well let's make a start

Helping your Senran to get through her training by cheering for her and wiping the sweat off her with a soft towel!

Then say in english, Kumo. What is it you want me to do?

Snake makes the first move

I'm not Kumo's user, I'm Shiki's I can't speak for Kumo, I think she's really pretty though.

>Imu kills Saki
Worst sister confirmed.

No doggo you can't get bullied anymore if you're dead!

Being murdered is the ultimate bullying.-

>Ice cream
> not from the breasts
What kind of faggot ass fetish is this bullshit?

>ryouna goes to hell
>it's nothing but a blank void

Day 2 .. I hope Shiki gets some pain killers so she can shake off that ankle sprain!

Honestly, that terrifies me more than any depiction of hell, and what's worst is that it probably is the only afterlife that really exists.

Uh... shit...

Jeez, down to 6 so fast.

thats a lot of acidic rain

Looks like we have a pretty quick game today

On the plus side, you'll eventually either stop thinking or drown yourself so far in madness that you become the god of a new universe inside of your uncontained mind

>district 9 both fall face first into a puddle of acid
How embarrassing. Still rooting for them.

Renka, what the actual hell?

jesus

>the puddle killed them
fug