/DAT/

Okay, well I'm still going anyway since I've got other things to do in that shithole.

Mate go to hungry jacks fuck kfc, do you cunts have texas chicken in oz?

There isn't a Hungry Jacks in Mt Barker.

>yesterday
>park at new carpark near station
>come back from city, car has 10+ birdshits
>as i'm standing there another one drops, theyre on the lightpost above
>start to drive round corner
>there's a horde of birds
>some homeless junkie woman is feeding them through the fence
>get mad, drive close
>turn wheels full lock and mash it so that the fwd shitbox screeches tyres
>they all fly away and some hit my car
>slightly satisfied but still mad
fuck homeless cunts

>fuck homeless cunts
hell no. I'm done sticking my dick in cunts.

are you gay?

Nope. Just going to be abstinent from now on.

Im not even australian mate wouldnt have a clue whats where

Brisbane meet still on this Saturday?

Who the fuck should I vote for?

Jimmy, basically his views are pretty much the same as Hitler's.

Whatever party's policies fuck everything up the least, in your opinion.

>Austrailian

>tfw out of memes
The meme life is hard

Still no fatcunt

Kek. Full straya mode.

Not Turncunt, I'll tell you that m8

>do you cunts have texas chicken in oz?
Sneaky Pickle in Adelaide is open tonight.

what car(s) should I look of for at the KFC car park in Barker today?

will be getting lunch there for sure

I'd give you the sneaky pickle m8.

Don't even need to be sneaky m8. Be straight up and I'll happily cut it in half and eat it with lunch.

Can just skewer it if you prefer your pickle whole.

>Best food in Adelaide

Think I got to the KFC meet a little late. 2 nice cars with P plates left as I got there. One was a BMW and I the other one was red and I think the license plate said RUN 777???
Was that one of you?

Thanks for doxxing me cunt. No wonder we left when we seen you coming. Fucken faggot.

Do people on /dat/ even dox for no reason?

Yeah, they do.

What's the cheap, small, fuel efficient meme car of Australia?

The UK has twingos
The US has Geo Metros
What do we have?

So you drive a red Honda?

BTFO

You have to be 18 to browse this website

excel

V6 vs commie

Holden Astra
Convertible of course

Does any here own anything that isnt a memecar?

Hahaha

Does a 2.2 turbo diesel Mazda3 count?

Every car is a meme car though.

>I don't like your shit so I'll call it a meme

Never been, when i come over to visit me mate in a few months il give it a go

Greens if you don't want to be raped by tax

Instead they wil rape you on everything else.

what sort of ray bans should I get??

ray-ban.com/usa/customize/rb-4165-justin-sunglasses

Wayfarers or aviators, they're classics for a reason

yeah but what colours?

Black on black m80
O R I G I N A L

tortoiseshell like a guitar's pickboard m8

B O R I N G

So who's gonna pay for the rapefugees they want to bring in?

holden astra convertible

They aint called gayviators for no reason either.

We are already paying minimum of 1.4 million a week for the ones we don't bring in

Gonna get some pancakes at 1am when I'm on my P2s, then go for a cruise through the hills, maybe some of the roads a bit further north as well

>shit cunts who display p plates
> shit cunts who follow p plate laws
> shit cunts who haven't been on their reds for 4 years

guys what do.
found a car that I really like, got the guy to come down on the price. but it turns out it's not one of the P plate legal variants. its 2 years off.
everything about the cars is the same no matter what year they're from but this one just isn't on that P plate list. should I buy it and if ever pulled over by cops just say I was told it was the P plate legal one or should I walk away?

>tfw turboing on P's
>P's never displayed

I'm invisible, cunts.

QLD? Get him to hold it, apply for an exemption.

What model is it?

live near there, where the 57 is pictured along your route theres a great spot for skids with a very aesthetic view too

Yes, 9am or pm?

SA

What car do you drive?, I'm on my greens and never get followed or pulled up driving a commie

I'd go turbo/super but I'd be paranoid as fuck every time I drive so fuck that

I'll be heading there in the am

are orange mirrored lenses a meme?
how about the other mirrored lens colours?
thinking about getting a pair in that style

is this a meme, or did i make one?

deffs a meme bro

+15 meme points for parking in front of a KFC

tortoise is just too old lady style

Early 90's Barina/Swift

AKA the Geo Metro

yeah, I think the orange/blue/green are a bit meme-tier

I'm liking the look of the gradient styled lenses, just don't know what colour

>exemption.
how hard is it to get one of these in SA?
I've only ever heard stories from people who had heard stories so I don't know how believable they are.

>make yourselves at home ladies.
seriously comfy as fuck, fits two people easily with room.
going away this weekend, got the black ice and esky ready

can absolutely recommend panel vans, for all reasons

>tfw can't fit a double in the wagon
>don't look like a pedo though

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mount-barker/cars-vans-utes/triumph-tr7/1112681026

should I?

>recently sprayed
>registered
if it runs DO IT

do you like working on cars more than driving?

i think some commodore wagons fit a double, but that is queen size in the . . . . .b8van?

memes can be good though, just like does look pretty comfy btw, bit like a troopy

This is awesome.

Nice. How long do you have to sit at the poofta park before soneone comes along and wants their dick sucked

Bump

BRISBANE MEET THIS WEEKEND

Location: Mt Gravatt lookout (near the shipping container)

Time: 9am/9pm for morning and night people

Saturday the 21st

Meet up the top, dagumi down and grab food + be autistic at Sunnybank then cruise to somewhere

Need suggestions for cruise

Don't be a cunt and not come

Was there a perthmeet that I missed out on or something?

i dunno, i imagine if you were into dogging you would get all the ladies.
Gets milf attention around town, reminds them of the old days maybe

lol no, that was the first drive i took after i got it.

I see no vaso

Looking at getting a bike soon
How recent is the bike list?

Kek

WAGON LYFE
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Perth /dat/ camping trip when?

It was made a year or two ago, but nothing has really changed in the LAMS biking world so the info is still good

Get a MC22. Always the answer

Speaking of the bike list,
SOMEONE UODATE THE CAR LIST

nice samefag

>Gets milf attention around town, reminds them of the old days maybe
how many milfs do you reckon lost their v-card in the back of your average panno

Its a meme see youtube.com/watch?v=BaUAGPPZz_w

>you will never get a pussy in your wagon

Damn. Makes me want a memegon