/owg/ - Overwatch General

what are you implying you fat fuck ?

Sorry...what was his name again?

I keep forgetting

Why would you farm exp ? What do you get out of it ?

How do we protect this smile?

Mako "Roadhog" Rutledge

Why even? You get 2k for actually playing vs 1k for afk'ing.

yes nihon genji and swiss mercy
50 boxes

>open summer loot box
>get shekels
>can't spend them
Blizzdrones will attempt to defend this

Easy summer boxes

You get the same amount

>implying you're strong enough to protect it

> win bonus
> gold medal bonus
> group bonus
Not the same.

All I wanted is the Korean D.va skin, I got it
~105

>mercy complains about me doing bad and i should switch char
>stood besides her multiple times with under 20 hp and she just ignores me and heals the full hp tank
how do you deal with that
other than picking mei and walling her off with the enemies :^)

IT'S TIME TO KICK HANA OFF THE TABLE

>no
>14 so far because i don't want to be a good goy

Stop projecting your insecurities onto me ^^

yeah only if it's a premade group.

rich piana
after the apocalypse

>not doing it in 3-stack
>you'll get gold medals randomly depending on how many times the ball hits you

You pick a healer, out-heal her and tell her she is shit at supporting, at the game, and should uninstall.
Hit where it hurts the most: the pride.

PavementPork

REAPFIELD STOP BULLYING HANA

nice, gotta do that next time

what does hana's body smell like? would it be pungent? I think it would have a sort of natural smell, one that isn't disgusting but isn't the most pleasant either. that is of course the smell you would smell after she has been in battle. fresh out of the shower, I wonder what she would smell like then. I bet it's phenomenal, whatever the scent is.

>ywn smell hana song

why live?????

Have you ever seen an Australian before?

StreetSwine

I don't own this game yet but I really like this general. The general I come from....

i know that feel, friend

DON'T DO IT REAPFIELD

THAT'S OUR PET GREMLIN HANA

stick your finger up your ass
smell it
there

Egg salad

thanks, I worked hard on it! ^^~~~

I got a Zarya skin in my second box.

That was all I really wanted.

HighwayHam

>3 stack in lucio ball
>we equally share out the gold medals
>group bonus, occasionally consecutive game bonus
>sometimes we might win
>always get 2k+ experience each
>only takes 5 minutes

Whew

> HighwayHam

Hide it under semen

Hook-it-Ham

She's world famous and she's more than likely not a virgin. Despite the fact that Hana Song is Korean, I would be willing to bet a large amount of money that she is indeed shaved bare and that she doesn't shave herself, either, someone else does like a beautician. So it's pretty fucking nice down there.

Inside a 450 armor mech

The overall attitude of lurkers here is way more pleasant than this other general I frequent. Breath of fresh air.

I think she'd smell like vinegar.

>this general is worse than /lolg/ with it waifu shitposting.
Jesus.

Also.
Bet this bitch feels stupid now.

Oooo, you got a template?

Hey Faggots,
My name is Jack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing stupid ass video games. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the overwatch organization, and a veteran in the omnic crisis. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn video game people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Why? Does she consume a lot of Salt & Vinegar potato chips or something?

Mei confirmed not fat. Tumblr whales on suicide watch XDXDXDXDXD

> free money from horny virgins through patreon or whatever
Yeah, I bet she feels stupid with all that extra cash for showing tits.
Also league waifus are shit.

I did it /owg/! Now to make it to 65

REAPFIELD THATS ENOUGH I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU

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I want to eat D.va's smelly shits straight from her ass hole.

Why did they switch costumes?

You never smelt a woman period have you?
All day long in a cat suit, sweating and running around in a hot machine, she's going to reek.

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT

YOU STUPID MUTT

There are lots of things I want to put in D.Va's cute little asshole.

aaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAA

gremlin

Can't remember the last time seeing this pasta

I feel like you're implying that's a bad thing...

youtube.com/watch?v=6ziElV95ERY

I want to know if I fit in here

Is this somewhat funny to anyone here?

REAPERFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEELD

> Jojo parody
No.

Freeze it

Reminder that Mei is for abusing

Keep coming across 70+ players who have perfect mouse tracking that looks like its on rails locking on to shit.

Not sure what to make of it desu.

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>weebshit

>get my shit kicked in a regular game
>blame team
>find excuses
>know on top of it all I could have played better too

>play lucio ball
>get shit kicked
>its too funny to give 2 fucks about

How can learn to treat QP more like lucioball familia?

Well made, but
>dubbed

>did not get the epic skin i was aiming for
what the fuck..

>Playing D.va
>Get quad kill twice
>Get over 33 eliminations with streak of 15
>Gold Elim
>Gold Damage
>Team still lost
I can't make this shit up.

Start talking lucioball seriously so QP is the new lucioball

>There are people who actually buy lootboxes

I don't fucking care how rich you are or how much money you have, if you do this, you are a fucking retard

me too, we should start a gofundme to build a synthetic D.Va sexbot so that all of us nerds in /owg/ can live out our fantasies of lewd acts with the best thing Korea has ever produced

>145 euros

W E W

what skins were you going for?

you must work harder to acquire all of our ABSOLUTELY FREE ITEMS...
or give as shekels for more boxes

I got hana/widow skin and a few victory poses and audio
I spent 0€

> synthetic sexbot
> not best booty
Why tho?

End your life

D.va is easy as hell. Your team even if they lose are trying alot harder than you
t. D.va main

Junkrat is tied with him. Both the Australians are absolute shitter bait.

>"Oh but I had gold damage on Junkrat! Never mind that I didn't actually kill anyone and gave their Zarya free energy all game."

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Tracer tummy attempt #I've lost count, probably 20 at least? ; ;, bets?

> Me Ooga
> Team Booga

>build a synthetic D.Va sexbot

Why don't we just get them to customise a bunch of Korean women?

BOOOM

And that's why Blizzard is smart.

>play d.va
>keep shields on their highest dps
>our dps doesn't shoot their dps
kill me