/owg/ - Overwatch General

>have no friends
>resort to 4chin to find friends

consider suicide

did anybody else get this?
is this legit?

>didnt get the EPIC skin i wanted
fuuuck i hate this event

n'th for being smothered with Mei's big fat sweaty freshly baked bread smelling breasts

some faggot on deviantart got bored and drew his waifu but edgier

t. pimply underaged neckbeard

I'd play with but I'm from NA East

Go fuck off please

>

Taimou cheats y/n?

Reminder that Angelia and Morrison's romance is one of sophisticated lewdness and she surprises him time and time again with just how open she is of her attraction for him.

tell them they should fix their game first
including 60 tick servers

Widowmaker rapes Dva

m
surefour is the cheater

what rank?

>tfw just finishing playing with a team that was so shit it made my brain hurt
>king's row atk
>my main rein is picked so go zen
>other healer they choose is mercy
>tell them mercy is shit now
>continue to use her and we lose
>king's row atk
>they pick no tank
>NO TANK
>say we need a tank
>reply was 'we have bastion'
>then proceed to tell me in the middle of battle how since there's no tank we don't need zen
>we lose

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I LITERALLY WANT TO KILL THOSE GUYS RIGHT NOW

THE WORST PART IS I WAS ASKING THEM NICELY AND THEY WERE JUST BRUSHING IT OFF

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

try again twitter.com/D_Hyang_seol/status/751966090696151040

Jesse McCree! It's the summer games! Did you know McCree has an American skin wrapped around his perfect body to celebrate? I bet he has star spangled boxers cradling his nice hot beercan thick people pleaser! Here are five facts about McCree's American body!

1. Jersey has a dakimakura!
3. Jersey has THREE dakimakuras and I got one!
2. Only the cutest cowboys get body pillows and American flag skins!
4. Jersey McCree is the cutest cowboy!

What email is it from?

you are precious

McCree facts poster? I LOVE HIM!

who's Jersey McCree?

>he can't even spell her name

faggot

lol nice mmr there kiddo

Here is a McCree fact: he can crouch.

>reply was 'we have bastion'
Holy shit dude

I'm starting to think there is almost no need to talk to your teammates, No one fucking listens anyway.

peaked at 78
its form a @blizzard.com email

>hurr durr mmr

Kil yourself. You were probably one of those retards.

I love you

...

America McCree is best skin.

Friendly reminder that Winston should be buffed slightly so that Ganja has a more consistent counter.

Post:
>your favorite hero
>your favorite doujin tag

rank 40 spotted

>they don't have a tank
>but you feel like you do
>mercy is absolutely fine depending on gametype especially if you have a backup (You)
>if you're not playing Zen and shredding dps the same way you do tanks you'll probably be better off with someone else
>if you're using him as support and bitching about mercy than go lucid
>if this is QP none of this matters
Ooga
Booga

I need some Pharah!

wtf i love mcree now

Genji
Incest

Zenyatta
Shota + incest + mom

Mei is for ___________.

reminder that "slightly" isnt in blizzards vocabulary and i hope you enjoy the return of monkey meta

Junkrat
Yuri

>Zenyatta
>Love

E-Experience tranquility

this, slightly and soon are words that blizzard doesn't know what they mean

How do we make defense heroes not shit?

I only have one solution and it's for Symmetra. I think the teleporter should be changed from a physical object to an active point which is her location. So that in order to remove her teleporting ability you must kill her. It would stop genjis from just double jumping past her completely and making her worthless.

Love is not a fucking tag

quick play

Lúcio/Soldier
Yuri

I love you all almost as much as I love AmeriCree!
I let predictive massacre his name and I call him my husbando! I'm going to KILL MYSELF!

Games are decided based on whether your team knows about the 2/2/2 composition.

>D.Va

>Happy Sex

Yes. Vanilla is my favorite ice cream. Fuckin sue me.

D.va
mmf threesome

Doesn't mean I don't try to look for it ; ___;

>he says as he posts /u/ of Mercy and Pharah

Don't kill yourself yet, we need you

I would be pretty wary, google the email address to make sure its not bIizzard (with a capital i not an l) or anything.
Maybe check reddit to see if anyone else has any experience.
It seems like they would give a heads up on there site or even notify you in-game.

I still wish he had a texas belt buckle instead of just USA on it but I guess it's fine too.

>"We've decided that our last round of changes left Winston in a bad spot so we've decided to broaden his usage so that he's less of a niche choice for players."

>Tesla cannon DPS increased from 55 DPS to 85 DPS

>Jump pack cool down decreased from six seconds to three seconds

>Bubble shield health increased from 600 to 1600

>Ultimate charge rate increased 15 percent

what's the worst ult in the game?

D.va
scat

>Widowmaker
>Mind Break

dva spawn mech

Chimpout

I think with that DPS he should be able to kill Reaper

I only use Winston's ultimate as a way to escape anyway, it does no damage and when you hit people they fly away from your POV

I want a drawfag to wrap him up in the Texas flag!
Jesse is from New Mexico but these are inconsequential details!

Mei

>Zenyatta
idk I'm not some filthy weeaboo lelmoa

Priminal Rage

>enter match
>textures haven't even loaded yet
>You will be removed from the match if you remain inactive

What.

>those are inconsequential details
try telling that to anyone from Texas

Are you me?

D.Va
Exhibitionism

roadhog or pharah

>he
please stop misgendering me :(

playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20228352
Ah apparently it is a real thing, Congrats user!

Vanilla is the right term

>only one piece of summer loot that I want
>only way to get it is through boxes
>limited time to acquire it
>average amount of money spent before it would drop: 400 dollars
Wow glad I paid full-price upfront.

>loot box
>oh shit legendary
>genji's sparrow
>mfw

this piece of shit is literally the worst legendary in overwatch.

MERCY IS DEAD

>try some QP
>enter match
>backfill
>30 seconds remaining
>my team has a hanzo
>it's hanamura attack

Now I know why the last guy left.

Winston.
>No range
>Jump often doesn't do anything because they're so close you just end up jumping over them
>Shit damage
>When you actually do hit them they just fly away so you can't hit them again
>Become an even bigger target

This is worse.

Primal Rage or Ana's. In 500+ hours I've seen only one time PR was useful for keeping people off the point while we capped.

>Only way I can have fun with this game anymore is by playing Winston
>Shit on Genjis
>Make Harambe jokes every 5 seconds

>nano boost
>worst ult in the game

lolno

>rank 58-59 since placement matches
>few games of enemies who can't look up or shoot so they get steamrolled
>few games of perfect godly aim enemies that combo their ultimates well
There is no in between. I don't think I've ever had a close competitive game.

Ana has the best Ult in the game with Genji

>Placed 59.

Fuck this game never touching it again.

>Texas
That's just a part of north Mexico.

D.Va
Crossdressing

>Ana ult
>bad
Hopefully I will never see you ingame.