/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

>eyes aren't red
what kind of lame vampire is this?

That's a nice picture but the gross cleavage ruins it.

>gross cleavage
How's it like being gay?

Reminder to check under the bed for monsters.

I'm not gay, it's just so unsophisticated.

I think it's best used more like a guideline. Of course it's not infallible but it gives you a good general idea of where to place things. Like for example it has no clue what to do with HUD mods.
Soon™

It's actually a pretty classy dress. Certainly worlds better than generic bikini armor and other kinds of tasteless slutwear.

cumtears

>Having a dress that doesn't fit you is classy
okay

BOO!

>monster telling others to look under their bed to find its own kind

your waifu looks like an ayylmao-ed vampire cumtears. similar hairstyle and all.

What if you are the monster?

I'd check under her bed if you catch my meaning.

I want to recreate the Overlord in skyrim using ordinator. Basically an army of skeleton minions that follow him around, heavy armor, a cool ass mace, and enough illusion magic to make everyone cower in fear or bow to his will. Only prob is I'm not finding a conjure mace spell in any of the big spell packs. I know I've seen it I just can't remember which mod and I'm not sure it'll work with Ordinator perks either. Can anyone help?

yeah
on ur knees u nasty slut

How exactly does it not fit her?

Why can't I start anything in Osex? When I press Num0 nothing happens at all. I have the latest version installed as well as OSA. I have all the pre-requisites and I ran GenerateFNIS,. Someone please help.

Heiko stop posting this thing and pls post your good waifu

monsters? I can take care of em, for a price.

Shut the fuck up sharti, stop shitposting.

Not even close, user.

You're in luck, we have an expert in this thread. The first thing you need to do is be a massive faggot and give sameface to all your characters.

I haven't been to /tesg/ before, are we allowed to talk about Legends here?

Literally who?

No, cumtears. You know full well you can't talk about legends here.

Now get out.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

Post a new screenshot fucking impostor.

it's an impersonator.

You can, but most people don't play it and the thread is in shitposting mode. Come back later.

phlbbbbbbbbbbbt.

Did you understand that, Sharti?

That wasn't me.

Why won't you guys believe me?

Why? What's wrong with me being here?

And you can take care of children FREE of charge.

I don't know what that is. Now are you going to help or are you going to continue being a shitter?

Enderal is the shit so far. SureAI took the witcher 3 dialogue system, that enough makes enderal better than plebrim.

I pity the english players

>Am I going to help you wipe your ass
Hell no Sharti, that's cuckstone's job.
Fucking nasty bitch.

hey, she actually looks pretty cute in this shot. although she looks like an asian.

Monsters have to sleep sometime, always good to check incase this guy is hiding under.How much for one sweep of all the beds and closets in the house?

>although she looks like an asian
so master race?

ayylmao

did you pay $120 for this traced drawing, cuckshit?

Pregnant Yarti when

He's going to be here all weekend, isn't he?

ayyy you got a purdy lmaouth, ripe for probing

>Pregnant Sharti
I think there are videos of women on the internet who hold in their shits until it bloats their stomachs, then they force it all out at once like they're giving birth.

What's wrong user?

>drawing

This is but a small example of how dumb anti-Cumtears shitposters truly are.

You didn't even reply to the right person. Good job.

I want her to inject her banana juice down my throat.

Monsters are friends too

Follower when

>pot calling kettle black

>Make stupid comment
>Make it in the guise of how someone you think who hates you would post
>Respond to said post, thereby discrediting them

Nice try, cumtears.

Shut the fuck up already Sharti, why are you still here? Nobody likes you.

Who the fuck is Sharti?

you've memed me once, i won't let you meme me once again cuckshit.

(You)

Fuck off cumtears. Stop samefagging.

What do you think ash yams taste like?

I want to inject my human juice down her throat

Of course some monsters are friends but not all monsters are nice monsters.
are you a monster Miss?

Only when they bring on the Dmitri one.

I don't know Sharti, why don't you tell me?

Why is /tesg/ so negative and bitter? I just want to have fun and share my waifu's screenshots and drawings.

Like Heiko's dunmer. Rough and ashy exterior but surprisingly sweet underneath.
The difference between a monster and a friend largely depends on how good you taste.

What does /tesg/ do to improve their performance?

spend money

I am in the company of monsters.

You're not him. Please, stop.

Please shit in my mouth.

>Sharti and cumtears will never tag team you with their dirty anuses, wiping their dingleberries off on your chin

mmm

go suck another nigger dick cumshit

I want to 69 her and suck her fat banana dick while she sucks mine.

Perfect harmony. to suck and be sucked. Then when we cum we can kiss slathering our cum covered lips against each other and licking the cum off our faces until we are clean and then go to bed.

Why can't I start anything in Osex? When I press Num0 nothing happens at all. I have the latest version installed as well as OSA. I have all the pre-requisites and I ran GenerateFNIS,. Someone please help.

>Like Heiko's dunmer. Rough and ashy exterior but surprisingly sweet underneath.

Would an ash yam taste different given the region? An Ald Ruhn yam would probably taste different from a Raven Rock yam.

You think that competitions to grow big yams even occur? How big can a yam get?? I need to know these things.

Sharti, I told you to shut the fuck up. Why won't you listen?
Do you want me to hit you?

I have a secret exclusive version of Skyrim tat runs better than the pleb version you all have. Todd gave it to me because we're bros.

Why can't I start anything in Osex? When I press Num0 nothing happens at all. I have the latest version installed as well as OSA. I have all the pre-requisites and I ran GenerateFNIS,. Someone please help.

You have to go into library circle and set the hotkey yourself. The old 0 hotkey has been removed.

How do I get more VRAM?

my card only has 2gb.

Todd hates vampires, cumtears.

put red leds on it

Sharti, l told you to shut the fuck up. Why won't you listen?
Do you want me to hit you?

actually I was thinking of going with a skeleton race mod. I think it fits with the undead Overlord thing.

Sharti this, cumtears that

red leds makes it run hotter, everyone knows that

At what point do you guys generally install ENBs?

I had installed about 150 or so mods, weather mods, animations, overhauls of all sorts of things, textures, whatever, then did the ENB at the end and everything kept fucking up in different ways so i just wiped and i'm starting again following the STEP guide

Is it best to do all the system stuff like getting Wrye bash, TESVedit, Loot, MO, etc, then get SKSE, then ENB? Then the rest of my mods? Or should i leave it until last again?

Mad you're not getting any more attention, Sharti?

I actually miss diana.
I can't believe I,said this.

PHLBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT
-Sharti, on the art of fart

Why do you believe the order of installation matters with ENB?

>using ENB's

The only thing you miss are your adult diapers, Sharti.

I don't. Same shit, different flavor. At least Arr and Pol fucked off for the time being.