Spend 3 hours detailing car

>UK
There is no pollen causing my car to be dirty, just dust

>wash car after 6 birds shit on it over the course of the week
>weekend it rains
>by wednesday, 3 more birds shit on it

I wish I could throw some of these "animal rights" activists into a fucking jet engine, see how they like it

> animal right activists created birds

Animal right activist spotted

Yes, I do appreciate it when there are 4 dozen pigeons under every fucking nook and cranny and they fly out and shit on everything on the hour

Bird have to shit somewhere.

The planet doesn't exist just for you.

stop feeding them bread

Easy one this just get a matt, dust coloured car.
The same works for animal droppings.
I'm not sure what

>put car under cover after cleaning it
>still gets dirty

This is sheep.

>be me
>wash car
>let's get the pleb quick wax on
>swirls fucking everywhere
>check bottle
>grabbed leather cleaner
>went full on 100% retard
guess I gotta redo the wash

I recommened keeping some waterless wash and a microfibre towel in your glovebox and just spot-cleanging the birdshit off as it appears.

This happens to my bike all the time. Fucking black paint as well so dust shows up even more.

i cant ever keep my car clean for more than a few days, apparently all my neighbors need perfect lawns and EACH use a seperate mexican landscaping company which come on a different day each week, its too fucking hard to guess when to wash it and right when im done there always seems to be a mexican starting up his leafblower and smiling at me from across the street. FML i cant have a clean car til its winter.......

thinking about buying a cover but doesnt seem worth it.

Last time i wash my car is nov 2015
I think...

>Wash car, dry, and clay
>Pull in garage
>Put 1 1/2 coats on before going inside
>Next day, open garage door and finish up waxing
>See dust
>Wipe off and continue
>See dust again in same area
>Wipe off again but look at rag
>Yellow
>God damn pollen
>Shut garage door and finish

>bought $50 worth of cleaning stuff for my old 1991 car (wax, megauiar's polish, clay bars, microfiber towels, magic erasers)
>did it once, looked fantastic, i got dirty and sweaty, spent 3 hours cleaning it
>within the next week it was dirty again

I said screw it and took it to the automatic car wash. i'll use these products on my aunt's new car

If you did it correctly it'll all just come off when you drive it.

Get the fuck out

>'stop washing the black stuff off your wheels its supposed to be like that'

I'll one up you. After I finished claying, waxing and what not, it stormed all week. Stormed this week too, but I said fuck it, I'm gonna wash it this week anyway.

I just shoot any bird that's considered a pest animal.

Works pretty well in keeping shit off my car. I haven't had gulls near my house in months.

I've got a bag in the trunk with MF towels and some Quick detailer for stuff like that, but I won't even notice the crap till I get home.

15 deg north here. It is mango and plum season pollen is minimal.

In fact pollen is minimal 365 days a year so I don't know what you are talking about.

>wash car yesterday
>covered in bird shit this morning

...

If you wax and detail dust shouldn't stick to the car, what the fuck are you doing if you're skipping those steps

They make car covers you know

>bird shit left a slightly discolored spot on my soft top that won't go away