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PICNIC edition

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>Thread archive
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.35
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/222662548
>Latest content added
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52644/play-5-new-gta-online-cunning-stunts-races-today-new

Other urls found in this thread:

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019968200
steamcommunity.com/id/necrogrimoire
steamcommunity.com/id/Emertxe/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Let's start it of with a juicy webm.

Daily reminder to do this when you see shitters spamming to make your /gtag/ browsing experience better

First for put a stripe on it or leave.

Can't you mix colors with chrome? Also how best to unlock it now that stunts have ruined regular race matchmaking?

Do you mean have chrome as a primary or secondary color, while still having one of the other colors?

Which option did you choose?
C is the best option, by the way.

hi 2013

>it's a "nullphaggot and crimeshitter get BTFO" episode

>Doing the Big One loud
>Losing the ability to change Franklin's outfit before the ending.
>Losing the ability to save before the endings

Please see:

Suppose you have only the primary.
Can't you mix chrome with a color under or above it? I may be misremembering.

Everything other than C is shit. Literally bad end. All the antagonists live.

I picked C, ain't that a bitch?

OP stole the post right out of my mouth.

Does anyone want to have a nice comfy THE PICNIC! THE PICNIC!" if I host one? I got the eclipse penthouse and Las Lagunas apt 4 and everything. PC SC Tomoffoolery

Are you glitching? I can alternate with you if you are.

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I chose C because I thought it would kill Franklin, but wasn't disappointed.

Nah I'm on a shared connection and apparently dem bad sport points.

Daft Punk vibes

Damn yurop, why can't it be 1 PM right now.
I gotta go to sleep otherwise I'd parasite in for some easy $GTA$

Eh, I'll join anyway. Gonna launch the game and add you.

>it's a "retarded anons don't know how images work" episode

tfw it originally would have and replaced him with Lamar

All me

Pretty sure Lamar's VA disproved that.

>Endings A & B are so rushed they're just a car chase into a cutscene

It's been like half a week and the amount of custom stunt races is pathetic, 9/10 times I'm put into a lobby hosting Rockstar made tracks.

Xth for Never Ever spoiler

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This general is so dead I'm not sure if I'm in the fake thread or not.

You think this general is dead? I used to hang out in /kf2g/.

it's because the West Coast wage keks haven't been allotted free time yet

give it a few hours

Well multi five edition can't be the real one because it's platform specific and excludes consoles. Also it's shilling a server ran by those old non gtag discord people, not even joking.

Toast stole a spot in the picnic, but he was the first to contact me so whatever.

>those old non gtag discord people
Why do they even come here if they don't want to play GTAO or do crew shit with us? Surely no one comes here to make a niche following for themselves, right?

Is there any way to play online with a pirated copy?

I don't think so. I think the only alternative multiplayer systems in place still require social club.

That's unfortunate.
I traded in my PS4 because it just didn't have enough games that fit my personal tastes to keep me interested and I don't feel like repurchasing the game.
I'd rather not continue to miss out on the online fun.

Does quick joining races on the phone also put you in stunt races or is that exclusively for the "stunt series" option? I ask because when I pick the stunt series option I'm always put into Rockstar stunt races which makes me think it's only promoting the update with rockstar made stuff.

have you tried fivem

All I see it a subreddit that says the project is dead.
Care to elaborate?

I wish this map was real..


Is that city in the middle meant to be Las Venturas?

Nigga stole my spot

Okay well bye then soy

Can anyone answer this please?

over here

Okay, thanks.
Is there a reason there's a separate thread?
It seems silly to have two.

He's talking about the free spawn bug. If you press F4, alt, and enter (numpad enter) on your keyboard very quickly you'll spawn in your vehicle instantly for no charge, but you have to be next to your personal vehicle, because it'll "morph" into the vehicle you're trying to spawn.

>Just realized the crew emblem changed

noooo now fun will be allowed!

WELP. Someone backed out of the heist board and I need to walk the dog, so we'll take a short recess before concluding THE PICNIC.

Someone probably lost connection, gonna wait for you until then

the picnic?

THE PICNIC!

I'm sorry bud, I'm at a loss here.

So you can spawn in a new vehicle instantly? How is that any different from simply phoning your mechanic or using the M menu? Is it because spawning in the vehicle will be instant?

because gtag (this thread) is full of autist that don't like fun free roam outside of the hugbox of rockstar

Sorry looks like I cant :^)

By that I take it I won't find too much support here to play with you faggots?

Buddy if you're out there, we're reconvening the picnic.

Well snaekmon, if you want your spot back you got it...

Here's all of them
bottom left: San Andreas
top left city: San Fierro
top left town: Bayside
bottom mid city: Las venturas
mid mid town: Sacramento/Stockton/Modesto
top mid town: not sure
top right: Alderney and off scaled Liberty city
bottom right: Vice city

Is the picnic over?

yeah msg crimefighter and annie and emertxe

Can some light be shed on this please?

>tdm
>3 of them vs 2 of us
>fucking team mate is afk and gets farmed
>lose 15-16
>go for replay
>they all left
is there any decent fucking death match out there? Why do I always get teamed with retards

>1,000,000,000 rp and $$$$$$$$$

It wasnt even that map. it was a high rise with 3 identical areas.

connection error lead to a drop out lead to lack of interest lead to postponement. I'm gonna do some stuff and host the finale later tonight.

>play for a couple of days with a voice changer pretending to be female
>2 free sharkcards already
amazing

Will they ever add more license plate variations?

What?
This sentence makes no sense to me.

You already have the template for the best license plate in the world, so why would they.

I want that goddamn VC plate, it would go perfect on my Lance Vance Infernus with the salmon stripe

Those are people. Send them a message on rockstar's social club for more information.

Bumping this also

Ah, of course.
Thank you.

What cucks are being let into this crew? I'v gotten cucked on crates by multiple members.

Annie
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198019968200
Crime
steamcommunity.com/id/necrogrimoire
Emertxe
steamcommunity.com/id/Emertxe/

because gtag lets anyone in even reddit
dont do crates with anyone in a session but yourself

Fantastic, thank you.

With you informing me that they'll be of help, I assume they're fine with being contacted out of the blue?

Who is the most autistic member of /gtag/?

My vote is for this autistic faggot.

I don't know honestly. They are all autist. Annie and Emert are your best bet.

>Leaching off gtag to populate a private non gtag fivem server

wtf is the point then, its fucking boring not having other players around. There are multiple niggers who go and do this shit and then there are ones who will help no matter what. Fucking wheres my gas chambers for these shitters?

>been trying to get into the everyone GTAG crew for weeks now
>still not in
>yet you people are bitching about people getting in

How

If they post their name in the thread.
They get in.
That's been the rule and that's what it will be.

He should of said don't deliver crates in a full lobby.

Who gives a shit if you don't get a crate but losing a full shipment is worse.

Why don't you start naming names faggot then people might know who the shitters are

HOLY FUCK POST YOUR NAME HERE FIRST

Not bitching about people getting in, bitching about autistic shitters getting in.
My problem is that the people that are being shitters don't get taken care of.
Guess when I see a gtag coming up I feel like I should expect them not to be niggers.
One of them was Custoom (I think? Can't remember how many o's) Claimed that its org vs. org shit, then when the job I was running was over he continued killing me.

I DID THAT FIRST MONTHS AGO AND LITERALLY LAST THREAD YOU NIGGER

Dragoneye VIII

>implying those people are gtag
They are discord

>What cucks are being let into this crew? I'v gotten cucked on crates by multiple members.
>My problem is that the people that are being shitters don't get taken care of.
POST FUCKING NAMES AND SCREENS OF THEM DOING IT

I don't know about any of this and just want to play GTA with people.

What's the issue?

Actually just did in the end of my last post if you would've read it (^:
Can't take screencaps now can I?

Either request again or post never verbatim, because I'm not trying to guess if that space is a dash or underscore.

Name* verbatim.

I literally can't request cause its still pending its space also why would I leave out a underscore or dash if there was one?

Because you can't have a source l space in usernames.

>in your username there is no space and it 77 in Arabic numerals, not this Roman shit

Why did you do that to us? Invite sent, don't be so silly next time.

TLDR: There's beef

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Some autist faggots who don't even play the game anymore spam the thread trying to form a hugbox for themselves where they are in control.