/dbt/ Daily bike thread

Its sad enough you keep posting that hoping people will think you're cool.

But what's even sadder is the fact that someone (i hope to fuck it wasn't you) actually sat down and spent time being such a bitter nobike fag they had to make that pathetic meme.

If it was you, kill yourself.

any fun motovloggers?

motorcyclenews.com/bike-reviews/suzuki/gsx750f/1998/

>North American track days
Tape up/remove all the things, full leathers onry, passing only on straights

>South America/Southeast Asia shithole track days
Niggas in jeans 3 wide in every corner

The absolute madmen

>42km
>1998

That's not right

Mordeth13 used to be fun, then he got married to a woman he hated and his channel went to shit.

Gs500 fag detected

I used to like watching his stuff but the more I watched the more I realised he has a LOT of really stupid opinions on shit.

And that's not including the stuff he's objectively wrong about.

I still check his channel out every once in a while. Apparently he's divorced now.

yourpalschrisandal

Oh look, it's the fox from OP. How are those grapes going for you? Nice and sour?

>Cognitive dissonance: The post.

long story short, a friend of mine is fixing the electrical system on my bike for safety and charged me $160 for it up front (including parts) but it's become complicated and a chore (previous owner cut wires and jerry rigged everything) and it's taking much longer and is a lot more work than anticipated

i want to compensate him fairly

how much should i give him?

>$160
I dont think he's your friend m8. For less than $160 you could easily bought a new wire harness

the bike is over 40 years old and
>what is labor?

you don't even understand the concept enough to not you're using it completely wrong.

>Sour grapes: the post

know*

Even wrost m8.

Wassup Tiger 800 bro. 2012 here, non XC. You?

Depends on how many hours he is putting into it.

A friends price per hour is like $20. Say he charged for an 8 hour day (giving you the parts for free as you are a friend) up front, no just add $20 for every hour extra.

>Buyers Remorse: the post.

I wamt a Grom family. I've never owned a bike before. I'm drunk as shit.

Buy it NOW

Post a timestamped pic of your bike.

Oh nevermind found one

How bad of an idea would this be for a first bike?

seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/5591856150.html

I'm about to go look at an 05 zx10r tomorrow. Anything I should know about em?

i'd like a grom

they look fun, and i'm wee

>Nobike pretending to have bike

too late and drunk for timestamps

here's my colors from a few weeks ago

Power wheelies at 100mph in 3rd.

Make sure it's got a damper. They're basically uncontrollable without one due to the short wheel base.

nextmotorcycle.com/motorcycle/2005_kawasaki_ninja_zx10r_l2961

The bike in question. What do you guys think?

He's probably selling because he cant afford the next 12k service interval, so be prepaed to pay $1,200+ in the next service.

>pic from 1997
>no timestamp
>cropped to see they're up on blocks

kekkaroo. stop showing me old photos of your dads bikes

That was going to be the first thing I bought if I picked it up. Basically every single one I see has a dampener on it. Any tips on which I should get? I've never needed to buy one so I don't know much about which are good.

Ayy lamo!

Fucking cruiser cucks m8

Ohlin steering damper.

cropped for aesthetic
my dad is dead

I'm impressed you can't see the straps for the seat dildo in that pic he posted.

I don't blame him. Having a disappointement like you would make anyone neck themselves

Good enough for me.

Has anyone ever ordered a new bike before? How long does it usually take to arrive?

nobike mad cuz nobike

errr I have a bike you faggot. You were the one that called me a gs500fag earlier on.

Are you mentally ill?

Also, still waiting for that timestamp. Those bikes aren't yours.

clean garage. clean bikes

Not a bad bike for a beginner. Just be prepared to pay a pretty penny for maintenance if you can't do it yourself.

literally gaysquid500fagguette

Same. Mine is in black and just got the givi side boxes for camping this summer

> tfw no CB650F

Why is GS500 so bad though?

boring straight line webm?

GS500 a shit

>Nobiek pretends to be hasbike
KEK!

I know, I wanna know how did they came up with such a poor bike? What went wrong?

Its shit m8, only gs500 owners say it's good because of buyers remorse.

youtube.com/watch?v=kmnYrgVLs4E

Is there literally a single thing this guy didn't fuck up

>shit line
>accelerates hard hilariously early in the corner
>bike is bottoming out while he's practically upright
>freezes
>target fixates
It's like watching a 4 year old ride a tricycle into a tree.

i never called anyone a fag and those bikes are certainly mine

post your no-bike fagget, and i don't want to see your dads bike ya poof.

Did he say

>my dad is going to kick me

That shitty spanish, Spics cant ride for shit.

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Hahahaha what a fucking retard. At least it was an r3.

Oh man I saw that coming. He really did fuck up in every way possible. I didn't think it was possible to do literally every single thing you're not supposed to do all at once

>Claims to have a bike, dosent post it and call other anons nobike,

KEK! pls leave nobike.

it's not

post your bike faggot

>what went wrong

your dad didn't pull out

Why are you lying on the internet?

why do people put this shit on the internet?

>Nobike

Ayy lmao

It's a parts bin bike from the 80's that stayed in production until 2013.

It was outdated when it was new and it hasn't improved much since.

Money. I would post my most embarrassing fuck ups for $4000 a month.

fucking nobike, get out

but i have two bikes

so do i just buy a bike and start off driving around cones and do a safety course?

i want one for daily commuting, but idk i'll probably get killed on 35w in minneapolis

i don't think i would. but i guess i see why others might

Because its an old tractor engine honed to 500cc, heavy, shit suspension, rust, slow as ninja 250. Only yuro cucks, strayans and poorfags think it's good.

Take the MSF course, buy gear, buy bike, ride.

Post timestamp nobike

>Strayans
We have MC22s. Why would we ride a GS500?

move to the east side man. traffic out west sucks dick.

Is this a fucking joke?

>girl anime kawai bike
>kucktm

>Poorfags

I live 5 minutes from east st paul in maplewood, but i work in sw minneapolis

for some reason i have it in my head that i should stay off of highways on a bike...
idk how I would safely commute to work on a bike

How did you not learn as a kid? You'll likely never be as skilled as someone who did. But yeah, take msf.

i commute on one of the busiest stretches of highway in the world on an old shitty 500, you'll be fine

>old shitty 500,
GS500 cuckold detected.

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>all the americans on YouTube who can't into splitting
I'm tempted to record my commute, where i'm often filtering at 50 km/h faster than surrounding cars
Just for kicks

gross no

Nice!

>all the americans on youtube who can't into riding or even just not being a retard whatsoever

GS500's cost as much as every other LAMS bike though.

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youtube.com/watch?v=r5jtAdH-BjI

he didn't even put the plate on yet, clearly that's the before picture

nice try tho

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that's the advertisement, mines painted and quite a bit more fucked up looking

>still better than a gs