SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

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>No headmin
>Pomf is making an ice cream shop
>the magic and the mystery

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/FADzuOIW-Tg
bls.gov/nls/79guide/2001/nls79g0.pdf
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I want to marry Reica Carter!

first for come back comic

>Playing Boiler on CM
>Get Mature, realize i'm litearlly Boiler (666)
>Push out, Acid bomb people into instant death etc
>Eventually become Elite Boiler (666)
>We clear the planet (Its ice, of course we do)
>Head up, Ship gets swarmed by 30000 grenades, I just chill and wait. Get some good smokes and kill some more people.
>Start pushing through the ship, seeing a lot of LOOC i mostly ignore
>Bridge assault is all thats left, Cant take it because theres 2 fucking sentrys and we have no crusher
>Slowly pick off litearlly like 20 people with acid burns from my gas clouds
>Xeno minor because we couldn't purge
fun stuff

>tfw going to marry Reica IRL one day
uguu...

Fuck off waifushitter cancer.

>Implying we're not shitposting on purpose

Chiot is a cute brown girl!

Part of the fucking problem.
If you'd stop shitposting about this cancer, it would finally up and die. Let it die, for god's sake, let it die. All the waifufags have moved on, please let it die.

daisy dukes when

Could you guys post your characters please?

So when are we riffing clock cult?

We're not taking tg's abortion of clock cult

a divorced depressed 45 year old MD who's kids hate him
the only thing he cares about anymore is getting drunk, and making more money so he can get drunk more

I think he meant your in-game character bruh

>Faye: Trinity Prewitt
>Spike: Megurine Luka
>Jet: Caleigh Stall
>Ed: Naomi Williams
>Ein: Alice Conrad

Metal person who likes to:
Stop human harm
Obey orders
Protect myself without harming

I feel like it would really improve the server if we killed all humans.

A retard

I basically play clippy from text editors. I am helpful and completely useless, often resulting in grievous problems.

what a fucking show at the end

All my characters are bland and uninteresting, like me.

That was an amazing round for me.

>see a sec officer and a borg talking about killing whoever tries to recall the shuttle

>toss a bomb at the both of them

>double kill

>cucked by aan engi in a closet

Waifufags are retards

This just in, engineer cucks antag in shuttle hijack as youtu.be/FADzuOIW-Tg plays in the background.

What happened?

21 year old medical student training in the field and being bad at it

could you post his/her look for me

Hello Julia/Reica

Light brown skinned female that likes healing people even when it's not her job. Likes spicy food and attention :^)

here you go. eyes are brown.
yup, Julia, Reica's character is 30 something I think.

>Julia and Reica are the same ckey

I knew Morena was a piece of shit but this proves it.

me and strawberry aren't the same person

me and strawberry are the same person

me and strawberry, the same person?

It's like I have a sixth sense to know that a post is yours morena.

Go to sleep already, it's 6am.

strawberry and I are not the same person

I just found an old picture of narsie I made like a year or so back. Does the booru take lewds? Do I have to tag it myself?

>6 am
>Not living in America

Ruined my sleeping pattern, got stuff to do next week so fixing it.
>got three captchas of 'select the billboard without any billboards there
come the fuck on

>people STILL give attention to the aberration freak

Morena go fuck some Russian NEET in dorms so you get permabanned again please.

K

Guy Fieri chef again when

Use captchaV1 you donut

tfw no stinky Russian NEET dick cheese to eat

He moved on to eating the chunky acrid yellow clumps of yeast infection out of American girls now.
Give him some time though.

How do you force recaptchaV1?

I don't understand who or what you're referring to or why you even needed to say that

I'm starting my training for the wild ride. Post pill colors.

go for the damage colours, and then use white or whatever you think is right for the rest of the stuff.

all grey

All green and purple

wait all grey and leave them around the station called healing pills

Settings on the bottom right of 4chains

hey i don't wanna step on any toes but could people maybe curtail their use of the word n**ger and its derivatives on this server? i see it thrown around very frequently, both in Veeky Forums and outside of it. thing is, it's a slur against certain people and it makes me incredibly uncomfortable to see it get used so often. i get that people on this site do some really ridiculous and illogical things sometimes and it's tempting to use words that match the magnitude of their errors, but please try and use words other than that one? i'd really appreciate that

The image alone conveys bait, all the wording is superfluous

Ya cayate

so how hardcore is this server currently?
and what's the server pop at on a good day?

sure thing nigger

ur my hero. Meet me in dorms 12:45

sure thing my nigger

>130s are very low even for whites

i feel speshul now

>good day
pic related
>hardcore
well, depends on what you mean. We're pretty in the middle of trouble in terrorist town and me*blinks* every thirty seconds

you have autism so you are very special

fuck off nigger/spic/gook/Abdul/Coon/Cracker/Frog/Kraut/Cunt

>unsourced charts
>don't account for testing bias
lel

and the rest I use too infrequently to have a preferred pill color
also sorry for badly spelled pills, I'm did this instead of sleeping for some reason

It's right there on the top you fag
here since your too stupid in lazy too google. Are you a nigger by chance?
bls.gov/nls/79guide/2001/nls79g0.pdf

Is pomf still the host?
Is he still a massive stormfront racist?

>don't account for testing bias
>i dun like it it's racist an bias!
get fucked kike

yes
no

Yahir today, ya'banned tomorrow.

why are none of these labeled?

Jackson stop

>MUH
>CHARTS
You guys are retarded and can't actually argue for shit

I'm dying

>statics don't real
hey look this one isn't a chart

disregard I'm retarded, it's just an awkward kind of label

>STATISTICS AREN'T A PART OF ARGUMENTS
literally retarded

Is reading too hard for you as well?

>provides evidence for his argument
>disregard it and call him the idiot
I'm not even in this quarrel and I think you're stupid.

Because the inforgraphic's shtick is showing the labels one at a time (as it peels them away).
Blue: Suicides || Red: Accidents || Green: Legal Intervention || Purple: Undetermined || Beige: Criminals

not the guy you are arguing but you should know that you are actually a retard for two reasons.

first reason is that you bit the obvious copypasta bait that was posted like 30 times.

second reason is that you actually save /pol/ material in your computer called "crime_and_race2.png"

sad desu

match the pill color to the damage type color or fuck off
save green n purple for fun

>2hotdogs trying to help people
well this is new

thanks for not murdering me felicity

I don't often skip out on objectives, but murdering the only shaft miner in lowpop as a scientist is levels of scum and stupidity that I wasn't willing to sink to. Besides, I rather the fun I had with the gravity well gun.

>implying I didn't knowingly take bait
>still doesn't refute what I posted
>ad homien
brilliant

>americans seriously think this is true

Get with the fucking times and stop having a fetish for a weapon

wew lad

pic is you right now

From Veeky Forums, not sure if there's a big difference...

take off your name, retard. this isn't leddit

and yeah, Veeky Forums is different
now go back to TG you fucking cancerous shitstain

>PlaugeWalker
are you sure you're not plagueman
>Logged in on another character/account(JPtrash) when he died as "Plagueman"/ Vesunzaki . Appeal this in some time when you know the rules better.

I'm sure if no one had guns we'd all be safe
Hear about the two belgium cops who got fucked up with a machete yesterday?

Nope cancer shits jud and saeg know me..
M8 I'll do as I fucking please.

alcoholic, chain-smoking bureaucrat who killed his ex-wife

Born to grow to help terraform his home planet back to a livable condition but wanted to become a star.
Changed his name and got killed due to misunderstandings on the first day of his job by a captain of a different race.
Harbors a deep seated grudge against all races that are not his own, but will do almost anything for a member of his own race.

>testing bias
TESTS IS RACIS
how can asians score higher than whites on tests written by whites if testing bias is the root of the difference

An eccentric doctor who never takes off his protective biohood and calls everyone "mate", but under all that rambling does really want to help people the best he can.