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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
RIP, THANKS CSGO

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dailycaller.com/2016/04/30/male-teens-parents-sue-over-sons-9-hour-threesome-sex-trauma-with-english-teachers/#ixzz47m2RbAjF
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Previous Thread:

I created my own system where if I win 10 easy bot games in a row, I would move onto medium, if I won 10 mediums, I'd move onto hard, and if I won 10 unfair games in a row, I'd queue up for a real match thinking I'd be ready for it. If at any time I lost a match, I'd be knocked back a difficulty until I completed 10 more games of that difficulty. So far I've only beaten unfair bots 10 times in a row twice. This is the only way I'm able to psyche myself up to play with actual players in a real game.

Even though I have anxiety I still want to get better at this game. Is there another way for me to improve?

Second for chubby girls give the best head

this one.

First for plowing hambeasts in the name of ARTOUR BABAEV, THE KING, NO, THE G O D OF TEAM SECRET

>your opinion

>previous thread
based op

>get fed up with ranked
>just autistically play unranked for a few months
>aside from the 4-stacks the games steadily get easier and easier
>VHS in no time
>resume my ranked climb
>instantly back to 51% winrate with effectively nonexistent supports and potato carries half the time

The promised land..awaits

>there are people in this thread right now who are not supporters of NA dota

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I also have anxiety before queueing for a match, it usually wears off after a couple of games, so my advice is, just play, it doesn't matter wether you win or lose.

hey!

STOP ALL THAT SPELLCASTING

>replying to the oldest pasta in d2g
c'mon now

Unfair bots are too good in the wrong places to be indicative of players. If you can beat Hard bots 10 times in a row you are permanently ready for regular queuing.

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You guys need to upgrade your copypasta radar I mean seriously reread that shit

get in

Why did they do to Ogre Magi within the past year that is making him a popular pick?

buffed bloodlust

Turns out that Ogre Magi being able to multicast another pair of cocks is a canon thing

>why

meant what

Seriously though why hasn't anyone commissioned a loli Pugna nendroid knock-off to be mass produced yet? This shit is easy with 3D printers being so accessible now.

What's you're face while playing solo?

>ogre gets nerfed with smaller cast range
>aether lens increases cast range to old cast range
>also buffs to ignite and bloodlust

holy shit dark seer is fun to play

what other offlaners are fun?

nice

You can do inhouse matches, find a group of people that are bad at dota and play with them.

timbersaw

Clockwerk was a blast back when I played.

he got a new immortal

timber and huskar

>fp drow because do not want to play against
>team picks 4 cores incl. jungler
>lose lane because you're against batrider dirge
>ask offlaner to switch
>he refuses
>be lvl 5 10 minutes in
>ask for some experience mid
>struggling to get lvl 6
>buy mask of death
>afk farm 20 min
>kill base in 5 min

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>that feel when no loli figurines to hotglue

mirana offlane if u like easy wins

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

I'm sort of in the same boat. A huge chunk of my matches are against bots and I only rarely play unranked matches. And when I do play pubs, it's always with comfort heroes: jugg, Phoenix and abaddon over and over again. I'd love to try other heroes in pubs but I'm afraid I'll spoil their games.

true answer right here
valve literally subliminally dictates meta with hat releases

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All these Immortals are just taking particle effects out of LoL
What the fuck Valve

Finally managed to carry peruvians holy shit

at what point do I build attack speed on sven? My build was overall probably horrible with only echo sabre for "attack speed" most of the game, really needed blink/BKB/BoT before any other major items, then went straight for abyssal

I guess the next step was ditching the sabre for a mjolnir or moonshard?

Why did you need BoT before a real item

assault after bkb

Damn it, forgot my image

ran out of room for a TP

The abyssal stun was a major factor to winning that game I'd say, got a last minute pick off on jugg with it and was able to go straight for throne

or mkb if against agi cores

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>buying honeypot blade for lockdown instead of sheepstick

Thanks now I know which retard to mute in chat

Should I swap any of my supports for this golden jerax I just got? Silver Fly usually performs just as good if not better than my golden ppd.

>responding to bait

Wut.

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Try sticking a carrot up your ass, if you clench hard enough it'll really let out some anxiety

Postem

i have no idea how fantasy points work but liquid are only playing 1 game tomorrow

Dotards, the state of these generals is just disgraceful. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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EG isn't even playing tomorrow so switch out PPD

a.pomf.cat/oezoir.mp4

Some of these were just so hard to pin down that I gave up on a few of them.

>NSW

australians please leave

Thanks

anyone have the sound webm of this?

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No

>mfw I can easily fap to this

Where do I see who's playing on what day? I can only find the brackets not the dates.

literally one of the most based dota squads of all time

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wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Main_Event
but the post above me has you covered

>tfw i've gone from mildly depraved stuff like giantess vore, /ss/ incest, and loli x shota stuff back to missionary while handholding
pure vanilla is honestly top tier tbqh

exhentai.org/g/642168/1771e3ccb3/

I wholely agree with you, but /ss/ with a teacher or maid is still high tier

>giantess vore
>mildly

>/ss/
>not yaoi
?

what does ss mean

I'm trying to condition myself out of traps

it's kind of hard to "lose" a fetish

well i mean i thought about it and then remembered that there are people out there that fap to guro, snuff, floor tiles, furfaggotry shit/piss/vomit, and ohio so its not too bad

Does anyone have any high-res art of the item icons?

>we will never go back

>when you've already gone full circle multiple times and are are currently fapping to poorly drawn pictures of lolis eating shit out of a male horse's ass
where will this strange cycle take me next gulag?

>being a faggot

ara~ ara~

if you want to drop a fetish you just have to drop porn in general for awhile
at least thats what ive heard
>cute boys
>gay
?

dailycaller.com/2016/04/30/male-teens-parents-sue-over-sons-9-hour-threesome-sex-trauma-with-english-teachers/#ixzz47m2RbAjF

this is /ss/

What you cucks listening to while waiting for ti?

soundcloud.com/coyoterecordsuk/ascend-ft-aj-tracey-silk-road-assassins-remix

wave and grimey wave all day senpai

shota vs shota?

Arteezy was so happy back then, so full of life.

is re zero good?

baby's first "shitty protagonist" anime

>le peterpandam gives mason void
game losing decision
could've already been a 2time ti winner

Huge difference between traps and yaoi

This is not true, If I stop jerking off I get more depraved.

I'm a big noob @ 2200 MMR

What should I build on Furion if I'm skipping Midas?

yaoi is just 2 traps wearing boy's clothes

I still don't know what went wrong there

I bet PPD still thinks about it

it was so easy

>give universe Void, literally one of the reasons EG was a top team was because uni was so godlike at Void
>give PPD support Alchemist
>give mason Mirana, one of the only fucking heroes he played
>give arteezy Timbersaw, arteezy's Timber is amazing as a pocket pick but teams never draft it, I don't know if it's a lack of confidence in his own play or what

youtube.com/watch?v=LVyGxlgeAjc

Hex or Gulagblade