/owg/ Overwatch General

>have about 3 heroes that I'm comfortable playing in comp
>all 3 are taken already

twitter.com/EnVy_HULK/status/762123292761202689

t-bh i would do the same if the owner of my team gave me a team house and personal cheat kek.

>comp game, be 1 rando with 5stack
>anubis offense, fucking hate it but figure it'll be easy this time
>nope
>getting shrek the musical'd by reinhardt+bastion+mercy +torb
>fuck it, pick symmetra
>shit all over the reinhardt nest
>shit all over torb turrets
>place teleports under the bridge at second
>place sentries at enemy spawn
>teleport over 20 players, win the game

Been trying to capture the magic since. Didn't really work unless they had Reinhardt and/or Torb, Bastion. But damn did I underestimate offensive symmetra

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How many people have actually witnessed a Ana POTG?

I don't even know why they gave her highlight intros

mei isn't a hamplanet tho

THICKER

I wanna take cute pictures with Genji!

Hana Song

I've gotten some. Got a triple kill with 3 shots + a nade on the objective and it got me a PotG.

>tfw will never be snug with the qt bluesmug in the summer

>enemy cart is 97% there
>4 minutes left
>actually hold it off and win
>enemy team is so devastated they don't say gg

>Play Mcrree
>There's an enemy mccree
>Turn a corner
>Hear my and his "ITS HIGH NOON" overlap, we both had the same idea
>Oh god, we're in a real wild west shoot out... so much pressure to not pull the trigger first
I wish I could say I won, but fuck it was intense.

Hi

Anyone wanna qp or lucio ball?
That 20% goes a long way.

WerePoodle#1336

Absolutely disgusting
They should switch costumes

shouldn't the fat one be in the roadhog outfit
this seems backwards

nope mine updated

That's not fat, just chubby.

I agree, it's a shame too because all her highlights are really cool.

>draw at 11:59
>win

>game matches vs same enemy 4 times in a row in quickplay
>win 3 times, chat silent
>enemy won last 4th time, two type GG within a second of victory text displaying

how to detect autistic cunts

>I'm Mei guys!

>Playing Reinhardt
>"Warihum owetak!"
>"Ryuujin no Ken wo Kurae!"
>mfw "you're powered up, get in there!"

>Great effort in making a femhog cosplay
>Mei cosplay just another fat bitch in a blue tank top

I get that it's summer but she could have put some fucking effort in it and wore the jacket for a minute to make a picture

Mine haven't updated in 9 days
they're correct on playoverwatch.com but on any other stats site they're behind 9 days

it almost seems lore appropriate that she never gets potg

she's the silent tryhard carrying all the idiots from the backline that don't even realize they're getting the shit healed out of them while interrupting every clutch enemy ult

youtube.com/watch?v=kW_iXZi0kOw

LOL

>ana in your team
ana a shit

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

New tank hero

whos the most underrated hero used outside of their niche

>sleeping with widowmaker
>a woman who canonically killed her husband in his sleep

Yeah, no.

Annyeong!

>tfw I ever hear a Genji pull that shit on the objective I run over to rein and boost him
>tfw it counters his shit every time

Damn, mine aren't even updated there.

Don't fuck with this Chancellor!

Imagine if a fatty cosplayed as blue t-shirt Mei from the Olympic sprays...

i wish i'd discovered genji sooner, almost having too much fun

There are worse ways to go than in your sleep, hotdogging Widowmaker.

>literally OP as shit in the right hands

How to spot bad players here folks.

Can't wait till they release a new defense hero!
So it can be shit too!

Jesus fucking christ ill never get to 60, 53 for life. As much as I hate LoL one person can do alot more for a team in it than in Overwatch

Attack Widowmaker

>russian sentient robot with stereotypical russian accent and robot voice filter
>hates bastion and bastion hates them

blizzard can hire me

>in the right hands
>trusting pugs
nigga 90% of them are shitters, i'd rather have them use a brainless support that will do work than take the risk at that 90%

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU JEFF KAPL:AN YOU GIANT NOSED JEW

I JUST WANT TAEGEUKGI DVA

I HAVE ALL 6 SUMMER GAMES LEGENDARY BUT I CANT EVEN GET THIS FUCKIGN DVA SKIN FUCK YOU

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST GIMME THE SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN I DONT WANNA BUY BOXES

The thought of Bastion making offended booping noises makes me smile.

did you seriously just webm a single low skill roadhog kill that took way too long for both of you

True. In League you can carry alone up until diamond, that's like mid 60s in OW.

$39.99 for 50 loot boxes is a steal
Why even complain, the new skins are supposed to be rare

youtube.com/watch?v=Mj97OFEDfn4&feature=youtu.be

It's going to happen and they are going to get praised

more praise the fatter they are

>Team falls apart on defense every time

God I fucking hate this shit
>Defending Hollywood
>Enemy can't get A
>OVERTIME
>Suddenly become the best team in the planet and push the payload all the way

Post The Heal Slut GIF FUCK It's been like 8 hours I cAn't keep dedging like this it's unhealthy

Its just cosmetic bro chill

GOOD Mei cosplayers should walk up to them and shame them.

heh

my brutha

since that situation made me laugh, i did, yes. i didn't know there were certain requirements to making webms of things, sorry.

>>$39.99 for 50 loot boxes is a steal
I agree, it's worth it because that way, you'll make sure you get all the skins.

How much gold do you have saved

I need McCree art / wallpapers, please

i doubt he actually expected to get a response from jeff kaplan himself on the issue, but here we are

I would probably buy a smurfing account instead. And leave game so I don't get exp

webms of gameplay are only allowed if they display the absolute top skill only Gods can reach, okay ? stop having fun

>people who say gg
literally the most cringiest shit in the game

what if reaper had an alt fire that shot both his shotgun at the same time

>chubby
You need to go out more

None of the current skins interest me enough to actually buy them.

Clearly a bug you idiots, professional players would never cheat; it's their work. That's like being a clerk and picking up cash in the register.

So what is the best Tracer skin? Might get T Racer if I don't get her summer one.

Well you can have at it user. I'll continue to enjoy being able to sleep without the fear of being strangled/stabbed/shot/poisoned in the middle of it.

Maybe if you're a 12 year old edgy tryhard.

literally kill yourself if you actually believe that.

We need separate threads for people below rank 60

>WerePoodle#1336
request sent. i need that tracer skin.

t. butthurt redditor who just got stomped

what if reaper could be invisible

congrats on reaching 60 i knew you could do it

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Yo!

isnt the discord like that? just join that

Can someone paste Taimous, Surefours and internethulks face onto those shitty internet "doctors hate him" ads

Replace text with "pros hate him" and other relevant cheat text

pls

>autistic GG'er detected
I bet you even GG the shittiest one sided matches that last 30 seconds.

>professional cyclists would never cheat; it's their work

Murica pistol looks nice

have the end of season points for your rank been confirmed yet or is it still all idle speculation?

Let's talk about insta-buys, if any future skins are actually unlockable with in-game currency.

What I'd buy instantly with my coin that I've hoarded:
-Female skins that show a lot of skin (BIKINI skins)
-Anything that is a homage to Team Fortress 2

Yes, get T. Racer. Best skin.

Need a third?