/smgen/ - SMITE General

I told you about awooing!

Do it again and Suku will be a coat

Smite is more casual compared to those games, so it attracts a worse playerbase.

no bully

what is she even gonna do? throw corn at your face?

Fafnir is fun.
There is no faffing about with him.

I would see something like
Demeter : Warrior or Guardian
Passive: Demeter get a bonus HP5 and MP5 from item, also she has an aura that give bonus HP5 and MP5 to allies based on her own

1> Demeter make crop grow in a zone slowing opponent. At the end of the duration the crop drop a number of ear that can be pick up by allies to heal themself. If healing was done in the zone the ear will heal more proportionally to the heal done.

2> Demeter create a wall of vegetation, it can be crossed by allies that cross it are healed, opponent are slowed and get damage over time

3> Demeter dash toward sowing seed, all opponent in her trail are rooted

Ult: Demeter make a zone around her where opponent are unable to heal. All opponent in the zone are slowed and get damaged over time.

>it's a team start fighting in the pre game lobby episode

Holy fuck, why are people so fucking angry all the time in this game? My god, I wish smite would start chat banning for this shit like LoL does but the hirez can't afford to even lose the bm players.

It's so bad sometimes that I just mute everyone.

>It's another Cyкa, блять game from the feeder

Are there any worse players than the slavs?

Please don't be rude.
Our Slav brothers are white and should not be bullied.

>slavs
>white

nice try igor

Fuck you slav cunt

I'm Australian you daft bugger

is this nox?

that's nu wa you idiot

Not him but is it really, how?

it's agni you mong

No game is more casual than league. It's THE casual game.

Smite is.

sol

Slavs are the brazilian of europe, you have all the right to bully them.

I'm really having fun with Faffy.

I find Terra funnier.

Anything worthwhile happening?

me fuckin ur mum

Pantheon sale.

>kill one with the spirit, the other with the Ult
>mfw the Suku hits just right

A ten year old is rapidly approaching womanhood and I can SORT OF understand being attracted to a 10 year old girl if she is very beautiful and facially compatible with you. They have intelligence and personalities.

But can someone please explain to me what makes someone sexually attracted to the blob of meat on the left? It looks like a michelin man or pug dog or sack of potatoes, and it cannot speak, cannot think, cannot provide anything.

Please, what IS IT that makes someone attracted to that fat little blob on the left? If I sound disparaging it's because I truly cannot bend my mind around it.

I can understand most sexual orientations and attractions, but not to a newborn blob of meat... so if someone here is part of the group that's attracted to that:
1. Please never, ever act on it.
2. Please tell us what it is that you see as attractive in that weird, stinky, fat little blob?

People who are on my side (the "wtf!?" side) are welcome to post their opinions too about why they think this happens in some men.

Cute.

>Torpedo disbands
fucking fantastique it ruined everything FUCKING NULISA CUNT

>NULISA
literally who?

(you)

gg you fucktard

exactly, some whore who got carried into an SPL spot

She has a vagina, it's the only thing you need to know.

I'm pretty sick of this game. Is there another game of this type yet(third person moba, preferably with actual third person gameplay and a z axis) or is overwatch clones the new hotness now? Did they fix Paragon's shit balance yet or what?

>MOTD doesn't count towards win
i'm triggered

Paragons is the only alternative and it's still boring as fuck.

Why did Nox invest in US treasury notes?

Because like the night, they always return

...

HELP IM BLEEDING FROM WHERE I PEE AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Get something to place over the wound

Fucking ADCs in solo, specifically Neith, what can you do? Am I supposed to rely on my jungler for ganking? If so then how do you deal with it when you're in casual games where the jungler doesn't gank or comes too late, after you've been ganked?

>it is a my team is full of retards game
>down 32-6 where I am 5-0
>LITERALLY 15 MINUTES IN
>they don't want to surrender

Why do these faggots never admit defeat? Do they like to waste time or do they genuinely expect me to win a game by myself?

All we need is one good fight user and we're back in there!

Though I agree, F7 warriors should go crawl into a sewage pipe and die

>it's a let us pick 4 physical gods match.

Why do people do this

>full pen build
>literally only titan's bane bought
>wind demon was already started

Hindu come on son

If it was late game, where full builds were up, and you were down in deaths but still had towers I could understand not surrendering, but otherwise that sounds awful.

>down 32-6

I don't believe you. Post the match ID.

>a shitty ah puch skin is the top voted t5 skin

Great, the t5 goes a to a mid who isn't even fucking played. Lets give all the shitty gods a t5.

Anatoily really needs to take "as well" out of his vocabulary, fucker says it multiple times in the same sentence.

Ah Puch is awesome, and the skin concept is great compared to some if not most of the others.
Farmquest shitters should not have a say in anything Smite related.

They may take my life but I'll never surrender.

It'll be changed anyway because china don't like skulls.

Unless they don't sell the t5 in china? But I'd be surprised to hear that.

>le edgy skin
>great

okay kid

You want your fluffy tailed goddess?

I don't think it will be a problem,Classic Hades is still in game

Classic hades isn't available on the china client. Same with kali, she had all skulls removed from her new model.

Would rather have an anthropomorphic fox character than yet another human.

Something something muh diversity.

>anthropomorphic fox character
Go away furfag.

What happened was the hades we have now was originally a skin, called nightmare hades. For the chinks however, it was the standard because of the skulls.

Eventually for whatever reason, nightmare hades became the standard for all clients like china, and the classic was changed to a skin for everyone but the chinks.

>anthropomorphic fox character

Might as well have another human.

We need more pure animals/beasts like rat or khepri, not anthropomorphic bullshit.

I would still rather they add this qt

>aphro

What the hel

When it comes to Hunters, is it better to keep yourself alive and ignore kills that might potentially get you killed, or go out in a blaze of glory, securing every possible kill you can? I play them like Assassins, but have seen both methods employed.

This isn't CoD. Keeping yourself alive so you can take objectives after a teamfight is important.

>lying in bed as she turns you over
>she bites your ear and you feel a chill
>her lukewarm hands running down your back and grazing your asscheeks
>you hear her getting in position and feel a thick, long weight on your ass
>she spits on your asshole
>her head is warmer than the rest of her
and you feel it entering
>the mixture of cold and warm makes it feel so good
>she's almost 7 inches deep when she pulls out, and sits back
>you turn your head to ask why when you feel her slam her meat inside you with the force of 1000 jotun
>she is pounding you so hard that the bed board is cracking
>you scratch your nails into the bed but take it because you love her and love how it feels
>her massive cock is getting warmer and warmer
>you push your ass back on her so she knows to cum inside
>after a few more hard, sweaty strokes you feel her cock twitching
>the Avalanche is coming
>she pumps three last times and lets out
a mighty scream that can be heard from the mountains
>your ass is filled with the evidence of her love and you feel it dripping out onto the bed
>she falls on your back, sweaty and spent, kissing you before falling asleep
Sometimes I think back on how smite gave me so many fetishes and I am truly grateful.

We need a new one m8, I already fapped to this one.

>we could be getting a cute ghostly waifu Izanami
>instead because of reddit we'll get some ugly zombie Izanami

such is life

That's actually pretty nice.

Holo was a generic goddess of harvest.

You really think HiRez will make a female character that's not sexy?

They made Nemesis.

I would bury my seed in her fertile fields, and reap what I have sown.

>taking aphro
>when the opponent have odin
>envyus
They aren't even trying anymore.

>there's no Greek warrior
Ammy was the last good warrior tbqh, Greek warrior when?

Ok, plenty of the gods are boring what's your point?

Reddit is crying. So they have to.

never

Soon, my bet would be after Camazotz

Those legs thiugh. Fishnets are great.

I want her to be scarousing

But reddit hate when people complain that goddess are "too sexualized" or not different enough.

When we have people like Cabrakan in the game, anyone is possible.

Bellona might count considering that the Romans just lazily renamed the Greek gods.

I really enjoy SPL stuff more than I should. Shit is fun.

>implying they wont just make Kitsune/9 tailed fox God for the Jap pantheon

No they don't lol. They were literally crying about Terra, comparing her to geb like morons.
That place is overrun by sjw's.

>envyus

lol

Anatoly showing off the chest hair.