/dsg/ - Souls General

>in ds2 your charachter would look exhausted if at low health or out of stamina

Anri is mah waifu, I'll marry her and finally have a fucking happy ending in a Souls game.

>lautrec's armor goes with nothing in 3 because the colors stand out too much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Also, what are the chances all armor the DLC brings are "generic knight armor #61 to #72" and "rags and robes #91 to #124"?

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Damnnohtml tournament summary for keks:

"Top" PvPers showed they lack an understanding of sporting behaviour.
Probably because most of them are overweight man children that have never participated in anything competitive.

Dark souls III is not competitive.

All you need to be able to do to vs these "Top" PvPers is run around in a circle and react to them occasionally, or throw out some quick unpunishable running attack, rinse and repeat.

All adds up to create an absolute boring mindfuck of a shitshow.
The most interesting thing about it was that one of these retards won 500 bucks.

Actually thinking this immensely boring shit will revitalize the PvP in this game is the moat arrogant thing this tournament boasts.
Watching these idiots run at eachother with grossly oversized weebswords and CSS was a good cringe, though.

I hope we get lothric knight armour recolours :3

you know she succ that hor(a)ce cock
just look at the codpiece on executioner leggings, he was packing

would be cool if we would get more boss armor sets in the dlc, like vordts or DSA

>swears to be Gwyndolins knight
>leaves him to get devoured, isn't even trying to kill Aldritch like Anri
>swears to be your knight forever and be with you when needed
>dies
>her own mother sells you her gift
>that handful of souls is worth more to her than Sirris

Truly 0/10. Almost negative.

>Crystal Sage harder than Vordt
I humbly disagree.

>das2 texture allignment

iron keep is fucking hilarious

I do prefer Eygon

Dancer>Eygon>All other Ds3 waifs

Vordt is literally the easiest boss in the game
Easier than Deacons, especially on first run

I'd consider Vordt and 2prince to be the easiest in the game.

>being undead
>having stamina

Horace won't get between us. He's dead.

And if he get between us, I'll use him as condom by fucking him from behind, like in that comic where a guy fucks a guy who fucked his wife.

I dunno, I retried Vordt five or six times. Got the Crystal Sage on my first try.

vordt was harder on release before they patched him

>Oceiros anywhere near pontiff
People are weird

I've never even played these stupid babby games lmao but Priscilla is the best

>you can set the dancer room on fire yourself

neat

Can anyone tell me what went down in the tryhard tournaments? It's literally more than 4 hours long and I can't be bothered to watch all that shit

Sirris pros and cons

Cons
>No fun allowed
>let me be your knight, and then kill myself immediately after
>can't beat anyone 1v1
>does almost no damage

Pros
>has a bomb ass outfit

>he doesn't understand how vulnerability is sexy

Not in her case because she is simply bland as shit

>I hope we get lothric knight armour recolours :3
Lothric Knight armor recolors would be alright, but the default Catheter knight armors look so much inferior to the CKG Knight armors.

The shit part about Vordt's armor is that you'd look unnatural as fuck using it because all the outrider knights walk on all fours.

Also, boss armors in general look kinda silly when they have to scale them down a lot so you can use them.

That helmet is cool tho.

I'd prefer my waifu to be able to hold her own, and not need me constantly

Someone lost due to DC and someone named baobao wanted to change places with the one who lost in the brackets so that person had another chance. Host didn't think that was fair so baobao left the tournament.

>The shit part about Vordt's armor is that you'd look unnatural as fuck using it because all the outrider knights walk on all fours.
I'd disagree, since you can get outrider k***ht armor in game and it looks dope

>boss armors in general look kinda silly when they have to scale them down a lot so you can use them.
>yhorms GM is bigger than a freight train
>scales down to about a mans height when you wield it

Dragonslayer's armor armor would be cool.

How did they change him?
t. played on release.

>Invade
>Host is already fighting Hodrick
>Suddenly the Hosts health goes from full to 0

I'm still mad that I can't get the blue lothric knight armor

>Dragonslayer's armor armor would be cool.
Yes yes, it would would be cool cool.

Here:

Also some shit about a couple of faggots, someone else will need to fill you in on that.

>hacked stats
>dark sword
>havel shield
>infinite stamina

lmao if you gonna summon for a duel how you gonna ONLY r1 spam?

If you hit him while he did his breath attack it would interrupt it instantly and he'd go back to attacking rather than being a pin yatta

>literally the easiest
>easier than drop attack tutorial
>easier than life alert giant

How embarrassing is it that in a game series with a reputation for difficulty, "can move around" already disqualifies Vordt from not just being the easiest boss but also the close second?

What? they were equally as easy as each other.

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why you...

It's all about who has the best memes in the end

What if Carthus of the sands was intended to be what ended up being remade into ArchDragon Peak and when they realized that they couldn't make Carthus in time or fit it into the game world, they decided to repurpose it to ArchDragon peak?

Don't hate hate the skaven.

>>easier than drop attack tutorial

Don't FUCK with the SNEKS

Nah Pontiff is a lot harder with his bullshit combos, Oceiros doesn't even hit you if you hug his invisible dick

But for real, carthus of the sands is FUCKING NOWHERE because the TOMB OF CARTHUS is surrounded by EVERYTHING OTHER THAN DESERT

Maybe it's in Wolnir's chalice land

The Ancient Wyverns drop attack hitbox is wonky.

i thought that would have been sandland too but it isn't and carthus is not what it was supposed to be even though it made sense. But it's safe to say they suddenly turned a big 180 while developing the game from the info we have. just like dark souls 2. Probably when they realized they were behind schedule.

Carthus is probably a far away land and the undead legion travelled there so they got the chalice and brought it back to guard it or something.

Why would Carthus build its Catacombs in bumfuck nowhere?

>drop attack tutorial
>easy

>chain sneks that hit you through everything
>dagger sneks with 50 hit wombo combos that stunlock
>THAT DROP YOU MISS 50% OF THE TIME

Who /dsp/ here?

>dashes behind you
PSHH IGNORANT SLAVES
>1 shots you with his instant startup footy attack that hurts more than his bites and claw flashes

I'll put P. Sully above him, but honestly Oceiros is harder if you're playing something like a mage. That one fucking attack.

>go to crucifixion woods
>bright sun, crystal clear water, blossing green trees
>move down ladder
>suddenly poison swamp, dark as fuck, dead trees

The chainblade snakes are the only thing you mentioned that are even an issue. The other snakes are easy, and the drop is 100% success rate if you know what you are doing.

well there are two possibilities

one is the door behind abyss watchers is a portal to a far away land which is dumb and too miyazaki

two is they built it there so the abyss watchers can watch over the chalice. Wolnir is afraid of being swallowed by the abyss too. You can see this on his death animation, I watched some youtube videos trust me.

no need for hacks you fucking tard, infinite stamina is a given with a greatshield.

being a mage against him is like being a mage against seath the scaleless, no? wasn't he very resistant to magic

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what door behind abyss watchers? the one where they havent fixed the texture pop in yet?

I just realized why invading is so boring in DS3: because all the fun weapons are unusable garbage.

no, the door that leads to the catacombs. it's not a door exactly but you can see what I mean.

Bro you can run through that you know, the dumb fucks haven't figured out ladders.

Your biggest worry is chain snake transcending the physical realm to whack you through solid concrete. But there's no reason you can't take a few shots if you didn't meme rush the fight for the free souls.

As for missing the drop attack I dunno man try the tutorial in DS1 or 2 they cover it pretty extensively. Careful though Asylum Demon will slam dunk you if you take too long, unlike fucking Wyvern. That's how stupid this fucking boss is, the very first boss you meet in DS1 is smarter than it.

Seath was still easy even as a mage though. Seath was just super easy in general. The only thing that took effort was getting his tail.

The sun is still up, it's just obscured by the trees.

The trees are dead because they're in a poison swamp and poison kills things.

The poison is Ghru shit.

Trust me, I'm a lore expert.

yeah I guess he wasn't very aggressive

>Go into the catacombs
>head back underneath the swamp
>opens up into Irithyl

Almost as bad as the meme elevator up into lava land.

no you go this way and it goes that way not that way

if we pretend lothric is northward, the sea being to the west, archdragon peak being in the extreme south and irithyll lying in the southeast

what the fuck is that lake north of irithyll?

my dick

the beach episode

What? The Watchers' hall is opposite the stray demon bridge.

You can see it if you stand on top of the archway on the bridge

>looking for logic
Rmeember that this is Dark Souls we're talking about. For all we know, the player character might have walked for hours before reaching any place, and he just doesn't remember it because of the whole hollow thing.

Why do I never see anyone call out NK's shittyness over here? That first phase is atrocious. The tree is a better boss in comparison.

Lorewise he's a badass as FUCK character. But yeah phase 1 is horseshit

I just beat him easy ng+6 just dodge at the right times and attack so his healthbar decreases

dont forget that you can trivialize the second phase with great magic shield

I have a theory that the Storm king is, get this, DARKBEAST PAARL!

It makes sense!

Storms are associated with lightning, which covers Paarl.

And he fucks with the camera, just like Paarl!

What issue do you take with the 1st phase?

what are your issues with the tree?

>inb4 muh camera

because we all have 76 faith and 8 attunement slots or whatever

This. I tried this once and it worked

confirmed for best strat

I got hit a couple times but it all worked out in the end

Making his healthbar decreases actually seems to positively affect the outcome of the fight, thanks bro.

>not healing the boss to death with warmth

I heard you can actually beat him which is a cool little easter egg they put in

game's too easy casualisized

Take your nostalgia googles off, back in the days, we had to shoot at them until they died.

>Boss Soul transposes into three items
Why didn't they just give the fucking dragon a soul? Surely NK was buff enough on his own to not have to absorb it.

That way you could:
A) Only have to fight the meme dragon once
B) Not have to NG++ to get the miracle and both weapons
C) Maybe give NK a second stage to make first try one and dones even more impressive

hats off to you demon's may cry's fags