So it's obvious no one around here actually likes cars

Why do you hate cars then?

Tell me why I don't like cars, because I thought I did

The miata is pushed too much here, and by extension RWD. Nobody here knows anything and just spew the same opinions as Jalopnik while pretending its fact.
It gets obnoxious to the point where I can empathize with the fwd fastestlaps posters

There seems to be two types of car guys

The first type is interested in mechanics and automotive engineering, probably has experience with both, and can acknowledge the existence of automobiles ranging from the Hyundai Accent to the McClaren P1, etc.

The other types are "car guys" who actually only care about racing cars. They may or may not have actual mechanical knowledge or experience past memorizing the 0-60 times of the fastest production cars. They talk about "real cars" and insist that only cars built for motorsport are "real cars". They're the equivalent of sports "fans" who only like football and basketball and think every other sport is gay or boring.

boring, slow, uncomfortable, expensive, shit culture

This

What about those of us who like everything?
I like shitboxes, hypercars, racing cars, motorcycles, farming/construction equipment, vintage cars....
As for motorsports GT, Nascar, Drag, Aussie V8, LMP, F1, Indycar...

Nobody but shitposters think RWD = godmachine. The benefits of RWD or AWD in cars compared to FWD for most uses have been repeatedly discussed. The Miata is pushed because it's cheap, light, well balanced, has a huge aftermarket, and has very nice suspension design.
My brother of dark skin

Contrary to popular opinion in my circle, I don't like cars, I just like Jeeps. I just happen to be pretty good at working on cars, and smart enough to figure shit out, doesn't mean I like doing it, especially when I'm not getting paid.

I like cars in general tbqh

shitposting is just more fun