/owg/ - Overwatch General

Angela Ziegler!

>Simba and Doomfish

10/10 would pay to play as a tiger and a robot with a fish controlling it.

Angela Ziegler best girl!

>her face when she hears about you wanting to do this

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Post bad POTGs you've seen

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Time for Simba.

And doomfish too

>mfw a Reinhardt charges my NERF THIS because he can't hold right click or he still thinks it can kill the owner

You want to watch me hug Mercy under a blanket? That's kind of sick, user.

Mercy + D.Va are the best girls in the game at the moment

Talon Tracer would be up there if she were in game

Tracer in game now is shit tier, her entire character design is annoying and her voice doesn't help

Talon Hana Song would be top tier by a mile though if she were in game as at least a skin or something

Hana's Thong

I'm too scared of failure to start competitive games now.

>I want to watch hug Mercy
You want to watch someone else hug Mercy?
Cuck confirmed.

>tfw I fucked up when editing my comment

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>play d.va
>hiding in their territorry in pilot mode after losing a teamfight and waiting for a chance to get back to my team
>hear A-MEI-ZING spam
>the voice is getting closer

DON'T DO IT REAPFIELD

THAT'S OUR PET GREMLIN HANA

It ends soon so you may as well just do placements for the rewards

>Simba and Doomfish edition

mada mada

Poor Mercy.

any mercy or bastion potg

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>ally pick Bastion because "it is just QP chill m8"
>As Ana, shoot him and throw nades at him literally non stop
>he just doesn't die
>win

me to the left about to SMASH some teensy puny pussy

Why is she so smug? Is it because she's French?

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>not having at least one main

YOU'RE GOING INTO ORBIT YOU STUPID MUTT

WE"RE EATING THE WEATHER!

She saw your dick

What's going on in this video?

reapfield please

Mercy is CUTE!

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>mfw I'm actually going to get a golden weapon.

What are you guys gonna pick up?

Kinda want D.va's. Mercy's looks nicer but I want everyone to see my golden weapon.

I once got potg with Winston where all I did was get three assisted kills. None of the final blows were even landed by me and I still got it. I felt like I straight up robbed the guy that actually got the kills.

Genji is Balanced guys.

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>all these Mercy posts
>none show her cock

so how do you guys manage to stomach this game in solo-q?
Seems like every single game I have is with a 3-5 stack on my team trying to boss everyone else around, yelling, screaming, and being awful

or do you guys just play for the art and have like 5 hours total in the game?

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Daily reminder tha- FUCK MCREE!

youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI

Well Mercy's staff also gets a gold skin

she's smiling because i'm performing cunnilingus on her 8^)

How is shadder2k top 3 player now? Who's boosted him? Does he cheats?

i already bought one for soldier, i'm going to be close to getting another one when the season ends

Finishing the season with a embarrassingly low rank is worse than not participating.

EU server, and he's just that good

Also thinking about going with Mercy's but I'm not sure.

Mercy's gold staff isn't as nice as her gold pistol, to be honest.

Is there anything particularly wrong with doing solo comp?

I always seem to be put in a game where there's an exact balance between grouped/solo players on each side, but, for some reason, every team I seem to go on is always this shit-tier trash that has no idea how to play.

That would be fine in theory since it would also mean that the enemy team is likely like that, but this never seems to be the case.

Am I doing something wrong? I'm usually always in the commend cards and doing well. What advice do you have for me?

Mercy should be able to Fan the Hammer on her little turd gun

youtube.com/watch?v=4pa4uUCkZOE

>#3 EU
>#19 global

I make fiction

>Hana wishes to go to the arcade but there's an omnic who always wants to hold her hand and have her experience tranquillity

>she spots Junkrat putting a bomb up an Omnics piss hole.

>Hana: Mr... Mr Junkrat?
>Junkrat: G'day Hana!
>Hana: Can you help me?
>Junkrat: Helpin's not really my speciality, friendo!
>Hana: Oh. Okay. I'll go tell Mei about how you helped destroy Australia
>Junkrat: Please no! Not to my beloved Mei!
>Hana: You will help me?
>Junkrat: Surrrrrreeeee.

>they proceed to the Arcade, Hana points out the Junkrat and Junkrat walks up to the omnic

>Omnic: Peace and Tranquillity, friend.
>Junkrat: Yeah, sure. Here's my present to you, friend!
>Omnic: A gift for me is most sublime. I thank you.

>Junkrat smacks the omnic in the head and unzips his shorts, he then drills a hole into the omnics head and begins to fuck the hole furiously, after ejaculating he whispers "Fire in the hole!"

raepfielf

>all of these people waifu'ing Mercy
How does it feel, anons? To know that your waifu has been relegated to the trash bin by Blizzard? Does it sting?

i have this issue to as D.Va main

SR 50 shitter, peaked at 51, lowest rank was 43 and i climbed back to 50 with a friend, then solo queued and back to losing. wasn't carried either. soloq is bullshit and coinflips are too

Should Wintons ult be third-person or would it mess up his jump-pack too much?

> enemy team does gimmick 1 lucio + 5 stack like bastion or hanzo
> we lose because the only counters people know are reaper > winston > genji

>Hanzo

Fully charged arrows now stun for 1 second.

Uncharged arrows now explode for 45 damage

Sonar arrow now disables all 3d ui for the enemy

Hes not that good to be ranked higher than almost all "pro" competitive players while not being one. Besides, hes performance with anything that is not genji is pretty mediocre.

autism but more please

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>Get potg as d.va
>it's just me ulting and destroying a bunch of symmetra webcams and not killing anyone.

Didn't know that was even possible, but the obligatory nomad genji got nice and salty in chat, so i'll take it.

Official Competitive Team Usefulness Tierlist

>Always useful to have Tier
-Soldier 76
-Mercy
-Lucio
-Winston

>Useful if skilled at the hero
-Junkrat
-Tracer
-Pharah
-Widowmaker
-Zenyatta
-Ana
-D.Va
-Zarya
-Roadhog

>Not terrible but there are heroes that can do better for your team
-Reinhardt
-Mei
-Torbjorn
-Reaper

>You have to be extremely skilled with this hero unless you want to be actual deadweight
-Genji
-McCree

>Actually useless, You serve no niche that another hero couldn't do infinitely better
-Hanzo
-Bastion
-Symmetra

pro players spend a lot more time scrimming than playing ranked

If you're really bothered about stats like that on your profile then this game isn't for you.

>Winston
>Useful

but HOW?

Mathematically, it doesn't make sense. What about Blizzard's matchmaking does this? It should be even or back-and-forth most of the time.

52 peak, 48 current after playing soloq for a couple hours. Are there heroes blatantly better for soloq or something? I'm always going Lucio, Ana, or Roadhog, usually.

I have the same thing as you, every team has a balanced level, balanced duo queues or teammates. Except I think its also pretty balanced skillwise.

The problem I think I have is that I'm left handed but I'm used to aiming with using my mouse righthanded. I'm not sure if Going to left handed aiming will help.

I always play D.Va and sometimes play Soldier, so I don't know

Anyone else care to shed some light on why I'm such a shitter

I want to make love to Mei

What kind of cheats theoretically may be used while playing Genji?

Potg's seem to be from doing other things now than huge ult turns. I killed 4 from full people with an ult only for the potg to be a reaper go around and finish off 3 normally.

I wish rapid healing had a chance for potg too, ana never sees it, mercy only after big revives and lucio after boops

>the best point contester and the pick that single-handedly gives widow and ana the hot monkey dick
>not useful

there needs to be a waifufags general and an overwatch general because some of us want to discuss overwatch not masturbate to girls who aren't real

aimlock, wallhack, macros

That escalated quickly the fuck man.

I make fiction 2

>Bastion wants to go to the local bird sanctuary so he can observe more birds than just Ganymede, but he doesn't want Ganymede to find out, he seeks Lucio for advice.

>Bastion: Beep beep hrrr hrrr wooo
>Lucio: Basssstion! How's it going!
>Bastion: Hrrrr! Whooo! beep boop beep hoo hoo!
>Lucio: Little Ganymede has fallen down the well!? Can't he just fly out? He is a bird!
>Bastion: Hee hwoo hwoo bop beep whirr boop
>Lucio: Oh I get it! You want to beat box with me! Let's break it down!

>Bastion turns red and enters Configuration: Sentry.

>Lucio: Just kidding, Bastion. Follow me.
>Lucio holds bastions hand and takes him to the local roller-disco
>Bastion begins to whirr ferociously, enters sentry mode and opens fire on the rollerblading disco goers, all while making beeping noises that resemble music

>Lucio: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!

>aimlock
For point-blank distance?

I don't mind not being able to see the scores while the game is in progress. But a scoreboard at the end would be nice to see the players who were totally asleep all game.

if the worst player on your team is playing support/tank and the best is playing DPS heros you have a much better shot at winning

the best mercy/lucio in the world won't win games if their dps players just simply dont hit their shots

tanks are like this to a lesser extent, they can still have massive impact but don't have the sheer killing ability that dps classes do

your best bet if you only want to solo queue is to play dps or high impact support/tanks such as zarya or zenyatta. these heros can make up for mistakes that your teammates make while also doing a lot of damage.

Anyone here play on Xbox one?

>Reinhardt
>Heros that can do better
Nigger what, You need Rein in almost every single game mode besides some KOTH maps/

>3 sprays and a rare player icon

Thanks Blizz

>Bastion
>Useless

Being able to melt tanks is very useful.
Just don't sit out in plain view in turret mode.

i think this must be the issue, my teams are full of shitter DPS players because i'm always D.Va or soldier and i always do a shit of damage and elims ESPECIALLY on a loss

>after ejaculating he whispers "Fire in the hole!"

>I am now imagining Junkrat fucking Roadhog and doing this

Thanks, user!

Is this a good video game? Does it have enough content to justify the price tag? Is it better than TF2?