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1st4 fuck honda

first for nados

>restriction kit arrived
>brought CB to shop
>gonna be finished tuesday or wednesday

>mad
>at hondas

xth for hondas and harleys a shit

1290 is getting a redesign. they keep making the headlight smaller it seems.

340 lbs and 230hp.

i want it bad.

So what's the deal with restricting bike size anyway?
I ask as a typical dumb Murrican who hasn't experienced the joys of learning how you Europeans worked out this whole deal.

that front wheel looks tiny

WR user doxxx

its 17" just like every other bike out there.

sick meme red.ditor

KTM A SHIT

why do they always have giants riding the thing.

They need to redesign that headlight. its the ugliest thing on the bike and is in fact ugly in general 2bh

What the fuck is that

What's the damage of not washing your bike nor storing it properly for eight months? (No fluid stabilizer, etc.)

youtube.com/watch?v=lIfcvC3e3KY

SD 1290R Concept

by some one that has nothing to do with the project or the company.

>retards like this can legally drive

Surface rust and pitting on steel. Gas turning shitty, engine might not turn over.
Though I've stored lots of stuff in a garage for a year without fuel stabilizer and I've never had a real issue, I wouldn't do that to a bike I cared about.

i dont have audio...

is he crying? hes crying, 'isn't he

yeah i know. Imagine my discomfort after I bought a 1290r SD and after looking at it for a week realized i hated the fucking headlight and can't find a custom one.

lol honda

>eurocuck licensing is a bad thing

"i dont know what happened to be honest"

he gave it so much fucking gas and then target fixated on the car. god damn these people.

i dont care for the headlight on mine but im not a faggot so it doesn't bother me since its fun as fuck to ride.

GET HYPE

Guise...
How do i find a spot to hoon?
Do i roam around?
Does gmaps work for this?

why can't yuros ride for shit?

Can't find shit
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>i dont care for the headlight
>it doesn't bother me
>i'm not a faggot
>not a faggot

i dont believe you, faggot.

Nothing at all

i bet you kiss your prostitutes.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kann ich am nächsten WE zum rummemen vorbeikommen? :^)

MYFUCKINGSIDES

that a 300? shoul've started on a R6 like i did senpai

getting ready to drain/flush coolant and replace it with engine ice
>dat good shit mayne

>mgw nicht mal A2
:^DDD

Ich fahr auf der TT und du hinten drauf? no homo

Thanks. Looking at buying a bike that's been improperly stored. Talked to the shop here and explained the situation, they don't seem overly concerned about it. Guy is going to drop the bike off next week and I'll have final word then. I'm hoping for the best.

The storage probably won't be that bad. Just turn the thing on with full choke and a fully charged battery and let the bad fuel run out. Worst part will be the potential rust in the tank though.

If you're the guy from the last thread, don't buy unless he's giving you a hell of a deal. 500 quid right? That's not too bad, but see if you can A) start it up reliably and B) take it for a test run. If everything holds up, you should be okay for that price but make sure you do some maintenance or take it into the shop before any serious riding

>up the fucking wall
>bike falls on him
What the fuck mayne

da fahr ich lieber mit meinem Vati vorne drauf keke
>oder ridin dirty

NOICE
youtu.be/r0dD-_NubB8

>VROOOOM VROOOOOM
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>all around me are familiar faces

Holy fucking shit

those shifter karts look like so much fun.

>OOOLEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn, some of those karts are really hauling ass.

Seems like a very cool event to spectate.

What the fuck is that thing at 1:15?

memey

Shifter karts are fun as fuck. More fun than motorcycles IMO, because they corner like nothing else and are incredibly responsive and hard to drive well.

Alright /dbt?, I don't know where else to post this, but I bet this'll gross you out a bit.

>Be me
>I have a friend who also rides
>He has a CBR600rr
>I have an R6
>He moved away about five years ago to pursue a law degree and now he works as a city attorney
>As soon as he moves back into town he wants to go for a cruise
>Go for a ride in the afternoon hit what twisty roads we can
>Come back around the time our local "Cruise Night" is going on
>I should mention my friend was relentlessly bullied when we were both in school
>I was too, but I let it go
>Friend has always had a weird twitch about him since high school
>Anyway as we're passing the meet he tells me "he wants to look at this one Mustang"
>My friend hates mustangs
>Know something's up but I follow him anyway
>Pull in to the lot
>Friend immediately bee-lines for this one car
>Uh-oh
>Recognize the owner
>It's my friend's childhood bully
>He's chatting his bully up about his car
>I don't think the bully recognized him
>Eventually he brains this out
>Starts making fun of my friend about still being a "skinny faggot"
>Friend immediately turns around and starts baiting this guy into racing
>For pink slips
>Bully isn't having it at first
>Friend calls him a little bitch who knows his car is slow
>This triggers Bully
>Bully accepts the challenge
>Bully drives a V6 mustang with cobra rice parts
>He's racing a 600cc super sport
>Dis gun b gud
>It gets set for next Saturday out in the sticks
>Friend spends that whole week practicing his launches from a stop
>If he's not at work, he's practicing
>Race night comes
>Who car scene is there to watch Bully lose his most prized possession
>Bully is unaware he bit off more than he can chew
>Race time
>Some dude's girlfriend is doing the count down
>3... 2... 1... go
>As soon as the rag hits the ground my friend is gone
>Pretty much shits on the mustang
>Mustang bro is butthurt and calls 2/3
>Exact same results
>calls 3/5
>Gets walked again
(1/3)

Thank you.

>If you're the guy from the last thread, don't buy unless he's giving you a hell of a deal. 500 quid right?
Not him. I have posted a few different questions in the last few days though. I told the guy to take it to a shop and if they say it's okay, I'd buy it off him. It's an XT350, asking $2100. Unless the tank is filled with liquid gold, he's not going to be getting full asking price.

>(1/3)

OH boy.

what a lovely sight captured in this video. I'm hoping to see more in the future.

youtube.com/watch?v=zfvbiggyliE

>Bully is now super butthurt that he lost his car to the guy he used to shove into lockers
>Bully is seeing red
>Both come back
>Bully is getting laughed at
>Friend dismounts his bike while the Bully gets out of his car and comes at him
>Bully takes a wild swing and it connects
>You guys ever punch a helmet? Not fun
>Friend comes back with a swing
>Connects but doesn't do a whole lot
>For a few seconds their trading blows
>Can hear the huffing a puffing of my friend through the Sena
>Can tell he's massively pissed
>Fight soon goes to tarmac
>Friend gains the upper hand and tops the Bully
>Bully lands a good one in the gut
>Friend plants both thumbs firmly on bully's eyes
>And starts pressing hard
>Bully starts flailing like mad and swinging wildly
>Some hits connecting, some missing
>Then the screaming starts
>Can hear my friend through the head set in the coldest voice
>"Shh, shh baby, just let it happen."
>Nope, time to step in
>Before I can pull my now fully Adam Lanza friend off Bully goes quiet and then really starts wailing
>He's screaming about his eyes
>Pull friend off
>Thumbs and hands covered in blood
>Don't even look at the Bully
>Sit friend down on the curb and lift his visor
>1,000 yard stare
>Try to snap him back to reality
>Nothin'
>Next day
>Friend was arrested and posted bail within a few hours
>He's at his folk's place
>Sitting on the couch drinking scotch with him and watching some TV
>Ask him what made him snap
(2/3)

>so broke I can't afford a decent dirt bike to have fun on an here the NYPD is crushing them
DELET THIS

a supermoto

JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING

>assuming not fake

>raped the wall
>mad world
>"idk what happened to be honest"

No, it is time to shitpost on /dbt/

SUMMONING ALL DEM ITALIANS
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
youtube.com/watch?v=zJyV00cQhS4

why the FUCK is hard mounting luggage so goddamn expensive?

why hasn't monoprice or some chinese motherfucker undercut these scam artists yet?

>Tells me when we were both 16 him and bully had the same gym class together
>One day Bully and his cronies ganged up on him
>Dragged friend into the shower and beat the hell out of him
>Then had their way with him
>Before penetration the Bully had whispered "Shh, shh baby, just let it happen"
>No one got in trouble for it
>He had told me and the school he had a family trip to take when he was actually in a hospital for a week
>Only reason no one was caught for it was that the Bully's dad was the district superintendent and covered the whole thing up
>Said he saw an opportunity for some pay back and took it
>Not sure if he's going to prison or not
>Bully is in the hospital still and completely blind
>Both eyes completely destroyed
>Bully is also facing assault charges for starting the altercation
>Friend still has 1,000 yard stare and has been very cold since
>My friend has been a legitimate blood thirsty psychopath this entire time
>Who's also a lawyer
>I am both proud of his accomplishments and terrified of him a little
>Have been spending time with him trying to get him to come back to reality
>No success thus far
>First court date tomorrow

>WHY AREN'T THINGS I WANT FREE?
>BERNIE 2016
>IM A FAGGOT.

If the free market doesn't drive prices down then it is anti-capitalist.

Because enough people pay for them that they can keep doing it. Earn more than minimum wage and you can buy stuff too.

>wow this shit is expensive
>HOLY FUCK user WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYTHING FREE #RONPAUL2016

Fuck it then. I'm going to /diy/.

holy fucking shit man.

epic. pls be a real story.

must have been hard to carry that weight his entire life. smashing his eyes while repeating the same daunting phrase the faggot said to him while raping him must have been gloriously satisfying
>implying this happened

oh yeah, also:
>just drained and flush coolant with distilled water and memes
>waiting for bike to cool down so i can pop the cap off and add engine ice/burp out the air
arizona summers: 0
me: 1

Everytime I login I have to see my bike brand demeaned for some "meme"

>honda a good bike

Terroni

>tfw a grill wants to ride pillion

If Bill had a bike it would be a Ninja or some other cuckmobile.

Terroni a best

Shut up nobike

>little sister wants to ride pillion
>70 pounds and still feels super awkward and terrifying
I can't imagine how it feels like with a full grown adult.

>not having one of these

just b urself user

>i used to be like that

we talking fatty or hungry skeleton

...

There are different tiers of licenses for different engine sizes. Restrictor kits are used to make a bigger bike qualify for use under a lower tier/limit license

110lbs lad

What kind of kids bike do you ride?
I can have a normal (slightly tall) girl on the back without it feeling weird

you'll be alright niqqa

Nice, do it and take it slow. The pillion I mean

Ninja 250

Just raced a random guy
Midnight riding is fun as fuck

Ninja 300, Cbr 300r or Yamaha R3
Which would you choose?

None of the above

Aprilia RS 250
The 2stroke one

Did you win?

Ninja, because I like fluorescent snot coloured bikes.

6/10
woudn't save but would reply to

sup red-dit

U MAD BRO
U FUCKEN MAD?
U MAD LMAO HAHA U MAD!

ayy lmao