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Bout tree fiddy and a zinger meal

I cant afford that nessies

what did you shitcunts get up to for your saturday?

Christ, lads. I'm cooked.

>Slept
>Drank
>More drinking
>Still going
>Probably pull some skids later

Soon lad

rode dirt bikes all day, had beers, dinner, cones and now im shit posting on the interwebs.
good day.

>That feel when you've done too many skids in your vx v8 dunnydoor and grenaded the poor driveline
>tailshaft viabration out the ass
>Diff and gearbox o-ak
Fuq how much is this gonna cost Veeky Forums?

>Hoarding centy already ai

$500 and an afternoon

Sat at my pc all day, drank a six pack and now I'm laying in bed at 11pm

Good times ;-;

If its got play in it obviously ujoints and rubber mounts need doing right?
Only noticable under acceleration and when i back off it does that famous clunk

Im thinking rubber mounts ai

just weld the diff and shell be right uleh
probably cost a welding rod

tidied my room like a good little boy

making me miserable thinking about how shit your life is cunt.

I really need to clean mine. Just being in there fucks with my allergies. Thinking of setting up an air filter for a few weeks

Thank fuck guns are illegal in Aus or I'd be dead long ago

>welding rubber mounts with rods
nah m8 im way too cooked for that ai

facken
Best air filter is fresh air.

Mold is a bitch in my room.

i havent cleaned my room out in a good 3 weeks, has about 50 cans on the desk in there

>never heard of rubber welding
Guns are not illegal you fucking screw driver, how do you think farmers kill snakes?
with a 12 gauge and a stick of dynamite if you were unaware.

My window is open 24/7 cunt. Just closed for rain.

Only just got rid off all my mould around the windows so it isnt that

Booze and cum tissues everywhere

>not blowing into a sock

Finally took the Ninjette out for a decent run, put probably 250-300km on her.

>that feel when you're cruising along at 120 all by yourself and then out of nowhere two police cars with lights flashing appear behind you
>slow down a bit then they zoom past at 150
>wew lad

>Not blowing into a cotton shirt
>Not recycling
m8

Have you ever tried washing cum out of cotton?, it's a fucking nightmare

weeeeeee

>not blowing in your sister
step up boys, its like you aren't even from Tasmania

its easy unless you have a shit washing machine and use no water.

>Not enjoying the same faprag

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>Not blowing in yourself
What are you some sort of normie cunt?

My dick doesnt bend that way you spastic little cunt

'murica bitch

>Not blowing into a cup for future use.
How else am I supposed to make my special sauce? Cant cook for the fa͏m without it

>tfw you cum into the same sock so often it looks like it still has a foot inside it

>Not blowing into your hand and licking it clean

its good when the outside gets hard but its moist in the middle, there is a point where you can start using it as a fleshlight.

Veeky Forums full of normal fappers

gb2/s/

m8 your bong looks like an uncircumcised cock.

I cum in a jar with a panda AE86 model.

Looks like someone has dick on the mind

I bet he puts his lips over the end.
And by lips i mean cheeks.
And by cheeks i mean bum cheeks.
I mean he sticks it up his arse.

yeah your mum, she has seen your dick m8, what if thats the one she is thinking about?

i think your the winn/o/r
>not doing mad bong rips from your ass
look at this soft cunt

>rain
>back to sleep
>wake up
>waste hours trying to get Fo4 to werk
>give up and drink VB
another great day

>not blowing it all over yourself
Do you cunts have no concept of penile eruptive force exercises?

I see someone else is a fan of the brownbong

Its so messy though.

My favourite way is to blow it all over my face and hope some gets in my mouth

Good luck cleaning that up

>Blowing on yourself
GAY

Nah bi.

BLDC jimmyshit plz go

and

fuq me

didn't you know user?
It's not gay until you blow and if you blow on your face thats technically a gay thing and you blew over it so your a poof m8, a fukken poof.

Shave your ass and meet me under the malls balls in 5

I've sucked more dicks than your whore of a mother. I know whats gay cunt

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>malls balls
>Not liking hairy bums
look at this faggot

go jerk off to ur traps m8

Fukken poo jabbers, thats why you do it isnt it?
Its the jabbing poo with your dick that gets you off.

Look at your address bar cunt. I dont trust these fags with shit caught in their ass hair.

Nah its the shitposting that does it for me.

>Having random anonymous sex
>Wanting aids
Dood i aint even Bi/gay butt cummon seriously?
calling it right now its Jimmystrings i know the way he posts

>inb4 falcunt
i am he

hair gets stuck in my foreskin and cuts off the blood circulation to my knob because i never clean under there, smells like that cheese you get in a jar if you left it under your foreskin for a month.

>not deceptively camouflaging yourself in your own man juice to better infiltrate the LGBTIQLOLBBQABCD123 secret headquarters to steal their evil secret plans

What a fucking poofter you are.

Nah mate the risk is what gets me. The risk for them lmao

>foreskinfag
lol i should have guessed it was you ya cheeky little cunthole

>Implying i havent already
nah i just go full /pol/
And why would i want them?
>uncutfags
Every time

seriously best thing about being jewcised is that u can fuck anything and not have a wussy ass pansydick

Fuck off Fatcunt

>He doesnt have a foreskin pocket for emergency pingas
What a lame cunt

Its been a long time hasnt it old troll
wat

The best thing about having a foreskin is you can masturbate without lubricants, that and the foreskin absorbs the vagina juices and makes sex feel better, get rekt faggot, you were robbed of your pussy juice absorber.

Toss some pingas in your forskin to sneak it pass bouncers. You you just pop into the toilets and deepthroat yourself to take it

who is jimmystrings?
are you jimmy m8?
the old jim bob
imbomeboymebob
sponge bob
like the television show
he wears square pants
might be a poof
you a poof?
if we add one and 2 together we get you are a poof m8.

Less weed next time

Weed is for white fulla
got me some BP 98
some da good sniff

nite cunce

vx will be back on the road shortly.

See

goddamnit foreskin fap

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What the fuck man

I have waited all night for this. The dick posting will never die.

Wanna give me a shot of it hard? ;-)

>Wanna give me a shot of it hard? ;-)
yeah this.
do this.

Alright, gonna interrupt the shitposting
I WANT AN OLD CAR
Probably a Kingswood, Valiant Charger or an old Falcon. Problem is, most of the ones that I'm finding are automatic. Is it worth waiting for a manual? Are the manuals shit? Are the autos shit?

this looks nice
carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-2001/SSE-AD-3788829/?Cr=1

Convert it yourself?

How does this make you guys feel?

Wogs. Never again.

Fukken aussie

i just want a car with wings user... why do these cunts have to put so much money on sound systems and shit
horrid

These daily ausfag threads are just garbage.

Too poor. What I want to know is are the autos worth it? I guess it would be okay for cruising but does it hold up when I hoon it? Should I just go full meme and go $500 and an afternoon for peace of mind and modern trans and engine? I really don't know.

>4 1/2 inch exhaust
>cool over suspensions

They went to absolute shit in the last few days thanks to foreskin-user and his shitposting

They were never good, but they used to be better.

Used to.

i hate big exhausts too user, fucking filthy, only thing i really didnt like