Pulled up next an M4 today

>pulled up next an M4 today
>Guy was wearing driving gloves
>BMW hat
>Was polishing his steering wheel the whole wait at the red light

I guess th BMW douchebag meme is real

that's not douchebaggery that's just autism

It was really strange.

>pulled up next to a shitty corolla today
>guy was wear New Balance
>cheetos stained anime shirt
>was blasting shitty house music and giving me stinkeye the whole time

>pull up next to a guy in an audi
>can smell his cologne through his open window

This is the same kind of private car autism that everyone on this board has, except that the guy you saw had an expensive car. That resentment is making you stupid.

how did you see his shoes?

>Pulled up behind guy in M6 at Dairy Queen Drivethrough
>got himself and family some ice cream
>Got myself a blizzard
>parked a couple spots down from him to eat
>He went to toss his family' stuff in the garbage, gave me a nod and said nice car without a hint of sarcasm before getting in and driving off
>own a car worth 1/15th of what that car was worth
>not a BMW, or even german
>feels good man

Not all BMW drivers are autistic assholes

/thread

>guy in bmw pulls up behind me
>starts revving like mad and honking at me
>wants to turn right at red light, way to many people in front of him to fit (me being the closest one)
>starts freaking the fuck out screaming curse words at me
>light turns green, we all go, he turns right
>he's driving a 2006 320i
>I've owned 3 BMWs, always curteous/friendly

Guess what. Stereotyping is bullshit. How would you feel if I assumed you're a fat faggot virgin weeb just because you're on Veeky Forums?

Hey I have an Audi.
I don't wear cologne

what car do you have

>have three bmw motorcycles
>never wave to other riders ever

Could tell by his demeanour that he was wearing supportive well designed footwear.

oh my god that gif made me lol
fuckin elliot

You're a retard that fell for the overpriced VW meme.

>be subaru driver
> at stoplight asian guy pulls up next to me in a red version of my car
>we give each other the quick bro nod
>we both instinctively pull out our massive vape modz and rip some sik clouds
>clouds are so massive they get on the local weather
>we peel out of the intersection, superior subaru boxer engine rumbling
>hondafag at next light jealous of my hektik cloudz
>sspeedyspeedboy.flac
>he races me
>his vtec cant beat my rumble
>not a single head gasket was blown that day

>In traffic
>Coasting in 2nd gear for like 6mi
>watching newish white Audi a5 jumping lanes all over the place in my rear view, with little to no room
>Making very little progress causing cars behind him to brake, making traffic worse
>tries to pass people in the exit only lane
>goes to get in front of me, make eye contact
>Give him the "Wtf hand" + look
>"Fuck you nigger, I don't think so"
>get about 4 inches from the car in front of me
> He has no where to go
>Literally drives in the emergency lane for 100 yards and cuts someone off

I have not raged like that while driving in a very, very long time. I've never wanted to actually calls the cops on someone for being a fag in a car in my life, but this guy almost achieved that.

>not 'backontherocks.mp3' or 'heartbeat.wav'

6.9/10

>be driving my honda
>some douche in a wrx pulls up next to me
>watch as he chokes on his faggy vape stick
>continue to watch as he takes off and drifts through a fence

>pull up next to a M4
>look inside
>driving glove only on his left hand which is gripping the steering wheel
>his right hand is waggling his willy
>mouths to me "das rite man"

i've seen this from people driving Fords or Japanese cars. it's nothing new or unique to any brand really.

he was talking about the axe spray you use on your shaved armpits

>Pull up to Subaru
>Doesn't wan to race because he might blow a headgasket, break his transmission, or raise his stupidly high insurance rates.
>That Subaru life

Subaru drivers drive like bitches. Don't drive a boyracer mobile if your not gonna use it to be a boyracer.

>Driving my STi
>See Genesis 3.8 in front of me
>Has swapped his Hyundai emblems for the Genesis wing emblems
>Pull up next to him at high rpms so he can hear my bypass valve
>Drop to 4th and start slowing down, flash my high beams to signify I want to race
>He lane switches 3 lanes all the way to the far right lane and exits
>10 minutes later...
>I see him in my rear view mirrors again
>I brake so he can catch up
>He swaps 3 lanes over again and exits

Why is a 3.8L V6 afraid of my 2.5L 4 banger

>he didnt want 2 raec must b afraid
Maybe he's just not into being a boyracer and showing off his slow car?

>Implying people who own genies aren't boyracers

Also, if he didn't want to race, he could have just maintained his normal speed or just swapped lanes without exiting.

/thread

Maybe it was his exit? Maybe you being a boy racer and trying to bait an obviously slow crap car to gloat about on a nigeran sandalmaking imageboard made him cringe so hard he had to pull over?

Did you not read the rest of my first post? He appeared behind me 10 minutes after exiting, then exited again when he got near me.

>everyone who is near me on the road or possibly checking my car out is just as much of a boy racer as I am!!!!

He probably didn't want some awkward guy trying to race him right next to him. It's awkward really for someone to try to race you when you're just trying to drive to work or on a date or something. There's a time and place for racing and a random highway with another random person usually isn't it for most people.

Exactly. The random races are usually what spawn all those "hilarious sports car fail" videos. Boy racers need to die in a fire.