Let's get a dick swinging contest going

Let's get a dick swinging contest going.
>age
>how many cars you've driven in your life
>newest car you've driven
>oldest car you've driven
>best car you've driven
>worst car you've driven
>number of cars you own

>20
>10
>2002 Megane
>1991 Audi 80 B3
>E36
>A4 B5
>1

Shouldn't be hard to beat.

I'll just add that best/worst car you've driven is subjective, ie. which car you liked the most/least

>25 y/o

>Prolly around 30-40

>2010 Toyota yaris

>1976 Mercedes 240d

>1991 Volvo 940 turbo

>1997 vw jetta 2.0

>3

My internet penor is bigger than yours fag huehue

>22
>have owned 5 cars
>newest of the cars was 2013 BRZ
>oldest 93 Miata
>best built 9th gen Si
>94 V6 camry (1st car)
>1 currently

29
worked in a car dealership for a while so no idea
see above
see above
see above
see above
1

>21
>7
>2003 Mini Cooper
>66 Impala
>2001 Chevy 3500 Crew Cab 8ft Bed
>79 Datsun B210
>1

Meant the chevy for worst and datsun for best

>27
>1,000+
>2012 Lincoln MKZ
>1912 Model TV
>1973.5 Porche 911T or 2000 Ferrari 360 Spider
>1975 Bricklin SV-1
>3

>>age
20
>>how many cars you've driven in your life
6
>>newest car you've driven
2014 Honda Pilot
>>oldest car you've driven
Some early 2000s Pontiac POS
>>best car you've driven
(Year unknown) BMW 325i
>>worst car you've driven
Some early 2000s Pontiac POS
>>number of cars you own
0

>20
>1
>1999 subaru legacy gt
>1999 subaru legacy gt
>1999 subaru legacy gt
>1999 subaru legacy gt
>1

>age
24
>how many cars you've driven in your life
7
>newest car you've driven
BMW X3
>oldest car you've driven
Citroen Xantia
>best car you've driven
Saab 93 convertable
>worst car you've driven
See Citroen Xantia above
>number of cars you own
1, a 2001 Ford Fiesta :(

>33
>20
>2015 Nissan Altima 2.5
>1966 VW Beetle 1300
>2004 Dodge SRT10 Viper
>a beat to shit Chubby Corsica
>1

what would smokey say about my fwd

>age
20
>how many cars you've driven in your life
10ish
>newest car you've driven
2015 M4
>oldest car you've driven
1993 Porsche 911
>best car you've driven
2008 G55 AMG
>worst car you've driven
2002 Toyota Camry
>number of cars you own
2

>21
>4
>2015 Elantra
>2006 Matrix
>2014 Sienna
>2006 Matrix
>none

I've worked at a car dealership as a porter for 5 years so I'm not sure.

>18
>2
>1995 Volvo 850
>1986 Volvo 240
>1995 Volvo 850
>1986 Volvo 240 I guess
>2

>18 y/o
>100+
>2015 Sierra Denali HD
>1965 Mustang
>E60 M5
>1991 F-150
>2

Work at a dealership so I get to dick off with alot of nice shit 18 y/o's shouldnt be

Wish I can drive an old Porsche

>age
22
>how many cars you've driven in your life
around 40
>newest car you've driven
2015 Fiat 500
>oldest car you've driven
Golf 1 79
>best car you've driven
Alfa Romeo... (any)
>worst car you've driven
BMW E36
>number of cars you own
1

Depends on what you've done to it

>20 years old
>12 cars
>2016 Traverse (rental car)
>1967 Camaro
>the Camaro
>2004 Ford Focus SE
>2

>age
25
>how many cars you've driven in your life
more than 10
>newest car you've driven
2016 prius
>oldest car you've driven
1971 ford f100 custom
>best car you've driven
2012 chevy suburban
>worst car you've driven
1985 corolla ae82
>number of cars you own
personally 2
jointly another 2

>22
>6
>FG XR6-T
>KE30 Corolla
>All feel great in their own way, but I guess the FG in terms of mod-cons
>2

>22
>1,000+
>2015 Buggati
>Probably some piece of shit from the 80s
>Buggati
>Had to drive a car that literally smelled like shit, old food all over the floor, fucking disgusting
>1

Beat this niggas, I'm a valet at dover downs casino. A little tip for you no tippers, if you plan on being a regular customer, throw a dollar our way, I have spit in so many cars of people I know don't tip and if you leave change in your dadh, I will tip myself

>27
>worked as a mechanic the last 15 years so hundreds, maybe thousands
>2016 Chevy Impala
>1962 Ford Thunderbird
>Audi S6
>some mid 90s sunbird or cavalier probably
>2

Forgot to add the worst was a 91' Corolla Liftback

>age
21
>how many cars you've driven in your life
11
>newest car you've driven
2016 renault megane/espace/talisman/captur
>oldest car you've driven
1993 seat ibiza
>best car you've driven
renault megane sport gt
>worst car you've driven
see above seat ibiza
>number of cars you own
1

>I'm a valet at Dover Downs Casino

I feel sorry for your mother

>age
21
>how many cars you've driven in your life
11
>newest car you've driven
all 2016 renault's
>oldest car you've driven
1993 seat ibiza
>best car you've driven
renault megane gt sport
>worst car you've driven
seat ibiza 1993
>number of cars you own
1

Wait, so you've been a working mechanic since you were 12? What backwater eastern euro shithole do you hail from?

fite me
>20 years old
>at least 40
>newest 2011 A4
>oldest 1982 Passat
>best Evo 8
have owned 8 vehicles: 1994 E36 316i coupe, 1996 E36 323i sedan, 1999 E46 328ci, 2003 A4 B6 Avant,
currently own 4: 2004 Mercedes Benz E270cdi, 2003 BMW 730d, 2003 BMW 325i, 1995 BMW 318i
yeah my e-schlong is pretty big

13 actually. so 15 years this year. and I'm from California. Mexicans don't believe in labor laws.

20
Do simple quick test drives count if they hit the freeway? If so, I'd say around 10-12.
2016 MKS
I think a 97 Silverado, not sure
That Silverado was nice, so was the MKS. Probably the Lincoln MKS honestly, the Chevy Traverse had a horrid touchscreen, otherwise it would be up there.
A Toyota Camry I was test driving.
1, have owned 1 in my entire life. To be young.

>newest
>oldest
>doesn't provide years
>things that never happened
How much faster is a 323i E36 compared to a 316i?

But it's a start

>Valets don't steal or damage cars in some way

What country do you live in with harsh valet punishments

>Dover
More like a dead end

Why is it a dead end?

A country free of niggers, fortunately.

You know damn well why it's a dead end

XR6 was 2008
Corolla was 1980(?)

If you were that curious you could have just looked up the model and saw it's production years.

>age
25
>how many cars you've driven in your life
17
>newest car you've driven
2016 corvette z06 (boomer uncle)
>oldest car you've driven
1912 (I think) Model T
>best car you've driven
1984 Countach
>worst car you've driven
2004 jaguar x type
>number of cars you own
2

Because of my boomer uncle, I've gotten to drive a lot of his friend's cars (which is how I drove the countach/model t)

Production years doesn't say exactly what year it was

>has driven a bugatti
>can't spell bugatti

It's experience and I can learn the business

What made the B5 so bad?

Auto correct faggot

>he thinks he's going to leave the city of Dover
>ever

>having autocorrect on
>needing autocorrect
>autocorrect

age
>24
how many cars you've driven in your life
>circa 20
newest car you've driven
>2013 VW Tiguan (family lease)
oldest car you've driven
>1983 Mercedes-Benz 300D Turbodiesel (father's DD)
best car you've driven
>2005 Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG (mother's DD)
worst car you've driven
>1999 Dodge Neon (fixed step-sister's, friend also had a 2003 but it was slightly better)
number of cars you own
>1 (1997 BMW M3, my second one)

I don't live in Dover you fucking idiot

>works at Dover Downs
>doesn't live in Dover

Insanely uncomfortable. No leg room whatsoever and I kept scratching my fat legs with the steering wheel. Can't say much about the driving experience because I've driven my friend's B5 for like 10 minutes and test drove one when considering a new car for like half an hour.

You realize most the cops and firefighters in Jew York city don't live in Jew York city right? Or are you just grasping because you realize it's possible to live 10 miles from work

I'll take you up with the fact that there's no legroom in the back, but disagree for the front-seats, plenty of room and the steering column is adjustable, so comfy to drive actually.

It's subjective. I didn't find it comfortable at all.

>21
>9
>2016 F-type R
>early 2000s Jetta
>Ferrari 599
>Jetta
>1

>age
22

>how many cars you've driven in your life
~10

>newest car you've driven
2015 Ferrari California T

>oldest car you've driven
1993 Wrangler

>best car you've driven
2005 Tiburon

>worst car you've driven
2006 Mazda 3

>number of cars you own
1

the 316i does 0-62 mph in 12.7 seconds and the 323i does it in 8 seconds
Also the 323i spins tyres on 2nd gear seamlessly, the 316 was a bitch to drift on dry asphalt

>age
40
>how many cars you've driven in your life
fuck if I remember(see my age).
>newest car you've driven
2016 VW Transporter
>oldest car you've driven
VW Beetle 1956
>best car you've driven
Hard question. Mercedes-Benz E 55 AMG is the most likely candidate.
>worst car you've driven
I´d say Moskvitch 2140.
>number of cars you own
1 and 1 motorcycle

>>age
22
>>how many cars you've driven in your life
Somewhere around 40
>>newest car you've driven
2016 Kia Sportage
>>oldest car you've driven
1934 Ford 3W
>>best car you've driven
Depends on what you'd call best... fastest would probably be an Audi RS TT, although the most fun would be a Toyota HiLux Arctic Truck 38
>>worst car you've driven
Peugeot 206
>>number of cars you own
1

33
I have no fucking clue I'm a mechanic.
Several 2016 and a 2017
A based 2009 ZR1 vette.
Probably a Cruz they are fucking horrible shitboxes.
I lost count 15 maybe

I can rip hektik skidz in the rain with my 316i but yeah on dry asphalt it's nearly impossible.
By the way, do you know anything about M50 vs M52 in terms of reliability? I'm thinking of swapping my shitbox but not sure which one to go for.
Do you work in a dedicated service or just as a "third party" mechanic? What cars do you have to repair most often?

>19
>7
>2010 mazda 3
>1976 ford ranger trailer special
>2007 mercedes c230 kompressor
>2004 mercury mountaineer
>1

> 21
> About 40 or so
> 2015 Land Rover Discovery Sport HSE
> 2010 Clio RS Cup feel wise, '07 Gallardo Spyder statistically
> some 90's US model Ford Ranger
> 2007 Renault Clio
> 1; Clio RS Cup

>He doesn't live in Dover itself
>he has to commute to Dover

>25
>50+, I work at a shop and drive a fleet of UPS trucks on weekdays
>2016 Chebby Silverado
>1947 Desoto Suburban
>Porsche 997 Tuurbo S or Lamborghini Aventador
>2000-something Dodge Neon
>2

Both are very reliable, depends on how the engine has been taken care of.
The M52B25 170hp engine pulls better than the older M50b25 192hp

>20

>Somewhere in the 200-250 range

>2016 m6

>1965 mustang

>McLaren P1

>1995 honda civic

>1

>age
26
>how many cars you've driven in your life
50+
>newest car you've driven
2016 RR Evoque
>oldest car you've driven
80's S-10
>best car you've driven
My '95 Miata or my former '06 STi. I drove an '06 SRT-10 a while and that sucked.
>worst car you've driven
80's S-10, the 90's panel van I used to drive at work was better.
>number of cars you own
2

21
Has to be at least 15
2009ish x5
1978 Ford Fairmont
Split between a 750i or 95 mustang
91 Honda Accord
None in my name technically a 2008 Cobalt, 1978 Ford Fairmont and a 1990 Tw200

>Let's get a dick swinging contest going.
>>age
>>how many cars you've driven in your life
>>newest car you've driven
>>oldest car you've driven
>>best car you've driven
>>worst car you've driven
>>number of cars you own

>21
>Idk prolly like 25
>Lots of 2016/2017s
>2003 Ford Ranger
>2008 Audi R8
>Ranger
>Tfw actually cross shopped M4 and 2016 Camaro SS (went with chebby)

Why Chevy? Just curious. Did you test drive both?

>I'm a valet at dover downs casino
Probably not anymore, forwarded thread to ms brown

>>age
25
>>how many cars you've driven in your life
lol idk nigga a whole fucking lot
>>newest car you've driven
2015
>>oldest car you've driven
1938
>>best car you've driven
R32 GT-R
>>worst car you've driven
1991 Toyota Celica
>>number of cars you own
5

bamp

>21
>lost count, work for dealershit
>2016 Grand Cherokee SRT
>1972 Ford Mustang
>2016 Charger Hellcat
>2004 Hyundai Accent
>1

>20

>200+ (work at garage)

>2016 WRX (auto for some reason)

>1969 Mustang Convertible

>Mom's car, 2015 Mazda CX-5 (Subjective, but an impeccable car for the money. Quality is A+, ride comfort and overall car power is wonderful)

>desu, I can't really say. I live in a poorish area and a ton of ricers, beaters, shitboxes, and straight up cases of neglect come in. I can't actually put my finger on the worst because I've driven so many awful cars. One that stands out is an 87 Volvo with over a million miles on it. Customer believed an oil change would help his lost cause.

>1, 1993 Toyota 4Runner.

>24
>Owned 5, driven 10
>2015 Dodge RAM 3500
>1969 Dodge Challenger
>2008 Dodge Charger
>2004 Chevy Malibu
>Technically 2. I own both, but am leasing one to a friend

30
0
none
never
never
nope
0

tfw european master race

never even been in a car

>age
40
>how many cars you've driven in your life
thousands
>newest car you've driven
various 2016 models
>oldest car you've driven
'58 Chevrolet Impala
>best car you've driven
'64 Cadillac Coupe Deville
>worst car you've driven
'60s Volkswagon Beetle
>number of cars you own
3

24
8
'16 WRX (mine)
'98 corolla
'16 WRX or '08 jetta for different reasons
'98 corolla
1 and a bus pass

25
Over 50
2016
66
Pt cruiser
09 z06
Pic related

>40

Old man, the fuck you doing on this shithole?

>age 23
>driven 8
>newest 2015 Ford Fiesta
>oldest 1994 Jeep Cherokee
>best 1995 Audi S2
>worst 2001 Ford Mondeo
>own 2

Nothing better to do on a rainy sunday afternoon, and older anons than I post here.

>older than me post here
Damn, I thought I was old at 33

>age
29
>how many cars you've driven in your life
No idea, worked as a valet when I was younger, I would guess somewhere between 4,000 to 5,000
>newest car you've driven
2017 Porsche 911 Carrera S
>oldest car you've driven
1948 Buick Super (there could have been a few older ones, but this is the oldest I can recall.
>best car you've driven
Completely subjective and situationally dependent, but as far as performance cars go, McLaren F1, by quite a bit. I've never had my hands on a 288 GTO, F40/F50, 959 or any of it's other near-contemporaries.
>worst car you've driven
1997 Plymouth Prowler, so much potential, so little execution
>number of cars you own
2, 2013 Porsche 911, 2013 Volkswagen GTI 4-door

>25
>28
>2016 Volkswagen GTI
>1992 Lexus SC400
>2006 Toyota Corolla
>Lincoln Grand Marquis
>2

Forgot to mention the camaro was the only automatic i've ever driven

I expected it

Jalo..r/ca../tv/?

Fuck, meant for

30
No idea how many cars I've driven
I've driven brand new cars, kind of a dumb question
Plenty of early Fords, oldest probably a '29 track nose roadster, maybe I've driven something earlier. Mostly '32s though
1964 Corvette Convertible I guess, or any of those early fords previously mentioned. Maybe my uncles ZR1.
My aunts 2000 Taurus
I own 4 cars atm

>33
>Idk but many
>2017 Audi Q7
>1981 Porsche 928
>Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG Coupé
>Chrysler 300M
>2

This is probably unfair, but here goes

>age
24

>how many cars you've driven in your life
probably 50+

>newest car you've driven
2016 Chevy Cruze
2016 Chevy Malibu
2016 Nissan Maxima
2016 Corolla
2016 Nissan Altima
2016 VW Jetta
2016 a-bunch-of-others


>oldest car you've driven
1986 Chevy ElCamino

>best car you've driven
2016 Mazda MX-5 or 2016 Chevy Cruze. The Miata is def more fun, but the Cruze was super comfy.
also shoutout to 1989 Toyota Camry. that thing drove amazingly

>worst car you've driven
2016 Toyota Corolla S (awful interior, garbage design, shifted real well though)

>number of cars you own
1


My old job I was a consultant so my company paid for all my car rentals every week, so I just picked the nicest ones available, or ones that interested me.

>18
>11
>2012 Nissan Altima
>1969 Delta 88
>2006 Pontiac GTO LS2
>1972 Volkswagen Beetle
>1

>22
>Does this include test drives? If so, around 11ish
>2013 FRS
>1995 Ram 1500
>BMW 328i, 2011 GMC Sierra for trucks
>2006 Dodge Dakota
>1 owned

My dick is tiny
>26
> 15ish
>2015 Dodge Dart
>1991 Honda NSX
>1991 Honda NSX
>Chevy Cavalier
>0