The Sims General /tsg/

Lush

AWW YEAH

Before anybody asks, I have no idea where this is from

Can someone give me a .zip or just a package file for mosaic remover? I don't have unrar-ing software, every one I've found sucked

for ts4?

mega.nz/#!1FBAiZqT!GIMAbjGUk122xEaVYiy1XQYshwfz7v7HpeCaof0q_qs

here.

Hey whats going on in this threa-

>Mmph mph mphh?

Don't ERP rape me! I'll call the police!

thanks

I'd pump a rum her pickle pee

Tell me the viability of the Sims 3 + all expansions /vsg/

Oddly enough, that made me hungry for pickles.

Oh God

What happened to Kimbo's eyes?!

Probably some sort of stoned eyes CC

>Kimbo
The names you guys give Kim. I need to make a Bimbo Kim now.

Also, Pink eye.

I-It's a term of endearment, n-not bimbo. It's from that old bum turned MMA fighter who died a short time ago, Kimbo Slice. Because Kim is so tough.

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/tsg/ gone wild edition is more like it

is that a kermit che shirt lol
also hi

TS4 VIRTUAL REALITY EDITION WHEN?

>"I can't believe I get to tap this ass."

Not soon enough

>OPEN WIDE, HARPER! TIME FOR YOU TO TASTE MY SPECIAL SAUCE!

Shouldn't he be saying that to his futuristic daughter? cough cough

oh shi---

Dreams have came true

This literal fucking thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=D-9qEd0440E

Is he sweating?

The little bitch.

This thread needs jesus

>Nowwwwww this is the story all about how I banged Copgirl and spawned a sexy troll--

Those Tids make me Die.

Ahh I see you kept my link in the OP

Well I found a Hipster Jesus in my game

>Dad, stop bring a weirdo and put on some fucking pants.

oh wow, whoever made the thread before ninja edited that in there, but yeah, guess it's in there now?

if you'd prefer it not to be, whoever makes the thread next time can omit it

vesper kind of accidentally looks like mary elizabeth winstead

oops

wtf, is he wearing problem glasses?

He's the librarian, they all get those glasses regardless of sex now, I think.

Also good to see Lydia getting some lovin'.

G'night, /tsg/.

Happy fapping

>Not dancing naked in front of a jukebox.

>tfw you tap out a sick bongo beat on someone's ass

You say that like it's a bad thing

i love MEW :3

great, now i'm trying to think of any actress that looks like copgirl lol

>The names you guys give Kim.

Kimmers
Kim-a-licious
Kim-o-tron
Kimber Wolf

The Kim-machine
The Kim-massacre

MILF

At least we finally weeded out Kimmo.

How a lowly detective can afford a big house and a busty blond wife, I may never understand

To be fair he's pretty good lookin himself

Ella came here to make friends but she can't help feeling jealous of it all... it being the double Ds sittin' on the housewife's chest

Never send teens to space.

>Why don't you come over here and sit on daddy's lap?

Ella still a qt

After she sits on his lap, they can talk about the first thing that pops up.

>I love it when you wear my panties

>rocket crash
That can happen? Can Sims die from it?
It's TS4, so probably not

yeah i think they can. i usually save before i send sims i care about to space, just in case.

>They will never bring back death by sattelite

>we'll never have a rainbow assortment of ghosts like in the sims 3

I think it only lets it happen if you have a sim mess with it as a prank

Guess whose drunk? Im drunk. Oh god! WHEREd YOU GET THOSE LOLLIPOPS!?!

I usually don't pornify my sim, but y'all got me curious.

Oh boy

You can't see it but his nads are flopping around gracefully

Namaste on these nuts

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I'm a bit tipsy too.

It's a good thing she's distracted from the ongoing lewdness.

Poor Ella just wants to get boned but she's too shy to meet new people.. guess she'll just settle for reading smut
in the back of a public library, what a pervert

Yeah, shes always day dreaming, cloud gazing and playing with toys.
>except sister is a teen now

which posemod is this ?

Yar har skimmy tee dee! How be you scurvy land lovers? I be good aye. But lydia keeps running away from me, makes Kim a very sad pirate. But its ok, I've got yee fellows to keep me company. YOu ain't to bad for yee scurvy land lovers.

Does anyone here want to put it in my butt? Because I am very much drunk and willing to do whatever it means to be a true sea loving pirate. Yarr hard Now, tell me a good story so I may enjoy a great story shamed bty you! TSG! Share me a story. Yarr har.

Also, ps. Allow me to plunder your booty with my blunderbust.

Think it's Doggy on Bed 1 by mike24, came with Wicked Woohoo

Imagine having to learn about the birds and the bees, finding out your mom is also your dad, and being told you're adopted all in the same day

Nico and Dylan are terrible parents

"What a good little cabin girl you've been, my Kimmy-kins," Lydia purred, as she lubed up her fearsome looking strap-on dildo. Kim struggled against the restraints, just a bit. She knew good and well she wasn't going anywhere. But it was okay - when Captain Lydia spoke to her about getting the "poop deck swabbed," she understood the implication. Still, now that it was actually happening, she was having second thoughts. Her toes curled as Lydia grasped her tiny ass.

"SKEET SKEET, KIDDO!" Lydia yelled, as she drove the big pin up Kim's butt. Kim roared in pleasured pain. It was just big enough to stretch out her ring muscle, but not so big to cause serious discomfort. Lydia rocked back and forth and started working Kim's poop chute while smacking her bare pussy with a gloved hand. As she started to cum all over the deck, Kim couldn't believe she was being paid for this. Her contract would end once their ship (named "The Fartbox") reached the Bahamas. Though maybe if she was an extra good cabin girl, Captain Lydia would let her re-enlist ...

Whatever generation comes after Millenials, this is probably how they'll see things.

>"OH now you're just rubbing it in!"

I find it hilariously appropriate how lewd mods have brought everyone back to tsg.

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Wuh-oh. Wasn't Lydia worried he was gonna cheat on her?

All these seats and you chose to stand.. okay

All this lewd wore me out in a good way.

Goodnight, butt-sluts!

>So what color are your panties?!
>What?
>I SAID, WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR PANTIES?!
>WHAT?

>(Joy)How was your first girls night out, honey?
>(Ella)Huh? You invited your husband.
>(J)O-okay.. your first night out and about. Did you meet anyone new?
>Yeah, that weird guy with the headphones. Who wears headphones to a nightclub?
>(Simon) Not only that, didn't you hear him ask what color your panties are?
>Wha-
>He also asked if he could assault the pink fortress, bring an al-dente noodle to the spaghetti house, bruise the meat curtains, burp the worm in the mole hole, caddle-prod the oyster ditch with the lap roc-
>(J)That's enough, dear.
>(S)What? He said it.
>(E).... I think I'm ready to go home.

I need someone to make Zero Time Dilemma sims

Naw, that's not her husband, that's Johnny, who apparently smells freshly slammed muff. Fucker shows up at the worst times, but I find it hilarious he just "showed up" as soon as I started goofing around with this mod.

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Ella is a girl of nature

Where's that user that said lewds killed the thread

At church praying for us.

Christ Prick, would you wash your face already?

alright last bump for the night

some of these pose packs i have look really fucking hilarious before there's a second body posed with it

the general that sluts together stays together :3

hi, i'll do it

aww, i wanna make a qt girffriend or boyfriend for her now

I don't think she can handle a relationship, being way too awkward and naive. She's 20 and a kissless virgin, but she could use someone to teach her how to get down and dirty, no strings attached, knowwhatI'msayin?