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WTF I LOVE WINGS

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Previous Thread:

MEME OVERLOAD

>missing first blood
10/10 observer

>pudge
>techies
>casted by Maut
Way to ruin a good thing

1ST FOR WINGS ARE OUR GUYS

can someone post the heroes that havent been picked yet?

BREED

>people actually being happy for Techies

it's only been a year since that piece of shit hero was first pick first ban and was ruining every pub game. Jesus fucking christ that hero literally made me quit the fucking game absolutely disgusting that people would cheer for this shit.

POODGA

TEGGIES

NICE CAM VAVLVE

WE FULL MEMES NOW

stupid fucking doturds about to get hooked :3

>SKYWRATH ALREADY DEAD
HOW DO YOU DO THIS

T E C H I E S

>jungle techies

hurrrrrr

techies does this to get lvl 2 so he can start with suicide

trash tier casters

nice banter

xth for anakin skywalker being a 1k dotard

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHSHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT

THIS IS BROXY TECHIES

TECHIES IS DOING THE BROXY STRAT

>TECHIES IS DOING THE BROXY STRAT

TECHIES IS DOING THE BROXY STRAT

>TECHIES IS DOING THE BROXY STRAT

NICE DRAFT

Reminder of just how long ago this was

NANDESKA?

>player intros so you can miss first blood

WINGS CONFIRMED AN AMERICAN TEAM

>jh33hading j33had

THIS GAME WILL BE GOOD

>gl
>nice draft

MY FUCKING SIDE

>gl
>nice draft

MY FUCKING SIDE

>gl
>nice draft

MY FUCKING SIDE

FIVE FUCKING HEROES TOP

AABANDON YOUR SAFELANE

nice draft

>NOBODY IN THE SAFE LANE.
WHAT THE FUCK

H-HAYAI

>pick pudge
>pick techies
>no safelane
wtf i love wings now

TELL ME SOMEONE SCREENCAPPED THE WE WUZ KANGZ GUY

exp tome

>we have never seen techies in a pro game

LD Dota everybody!

wtf i hate wings now

Chinks bringing competitive dota to the next level

Pudge player perspective

>nice draft
lmao how fucking mad?

MISERY

GL HF

gl hf

>GL HF

...

>NA dota

M O O

FUCKING BASED MOO

MOO WITH THE BANTZ

>gl HF

OUR GUY

It's over. Wings is finished

HAVE FUN M8s

>gl hf
YES. This is NA dota.

>gl hf

NA dota is truly the best and most relevant scene

gl hf

MOOOOOOOOOO

REEEEEEEEE

>THIS FUCKING GAME

there needs to be a wings edit

NOW THIS IS FUCKING DOTA BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MOST BASED OF REGIONS

>GOOD LUCK

>HAVE FUN

DRAFT TIME PENALTY WHEN???

This match is post modern drafting, we all agree right?

>this is actually just devolving into a pub complete with memepicks and trashtalk

>play like complete garbage

>get dumpstered

>still trashtalk

yup that's na dota

>gl hf

MOTHERFUCKING NA DOTA

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>wings gaming

Fuck what did I miss?

Based Misery, DC QUINTESSENTIAL NA TEAM CONFIRMED

REDDIT ON SUICIDEWATCH

I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

...

STICKY NEVER

This fucking game

>Moo being this cancerous.

what the fuck am I watching

Can we all agree that DC is US if they lose and EU if they win

>Moo is our guy

I FUCKING LOVE NA DOTA

year later, the curse lives on

If wings win this game, they will win the whole tournament.

>tfw no anime fire mage girl hero

This. BAN this toxit shit!

>China and NA once again providing us with HIGH QUALITY DOTA

so based thank you Lord sunsfan

no, the US teams at TI6 are EG, MVP, EHOME, and Wings

>Pick new heroes
>Lose
Nice game

What emotion is this expression meant to convey?

get it together pudge

Essentially what is an NADOTA game in a fucking TI.

This is beautiful

wings watch broxy streams confirmed

>CN Dota

If Wings lose this series they're going to be kicking themselves for this fucking memedraft forever. There's so much money on the line...

reminder to sit up straight

gl hf

>player sends late gl hf
>isn't immediately fined

nice game dotards

classic w33fresh

misery

the face of getting BM'd

>all of these teams have 0 chance to win the title

yea that sounds about right

Pleased surprised you autistic fuck.

misery

>falseflagging that hard
loltards aren't that stupid come on bruh

Reminder that euros have now canonically stated that DC is NA.

>"Did they fucking just make this a clown game? I'm game."