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first for CHING CHONG BING BONG

foist

How does MVP do it?

>win a total of 0 (ZERO) series in the groupstage
>still make it into the winner's bracket now being underestimated by everyone else

some fucking cake cuckoo door-E shit here

STICKY MOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>this man is going further in TI than Secret and Lquid

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What is the mmmmmmm meme

>little girls can't be pedophiles

Haha very funny guys but when is ixmike playing?

man fear at least pretend to care

I feel bad for @cr1tdota he tried his hardest and wins multiple tournaments throughout the entire year but it doesn't even matter for TI6 because Bulba decided to start taking DOTA seriously again and will win TI

nth for the duck

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

1st for THE PINOY DREAM IS REAL PUTANGINA

I don't think i'm ready d2g
I can't handle anymore heartbreak

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REV UP THOSE SHITPOSTS, IT'S TIME

are you ready for secret to finally be BTFO?

Is that a gulag poster crossplaying as Lina?

post them rare agressif's

ARE YOU READY FOR CHINKS TO GET ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT?????

i love rtz
will he ever stream again?

PODCHAN!

IT'S TIME

SWNW

GAMBATTE EE-SAMA

>EE is 25

PICK ME FAGGOtS

I AM GOOD

>great team decision making

HAVE ENVY

youtube.com/watch?v=RoSszS3BkRY

He could have qualified but Mason didn't want to play the second open qualifier.

xth for secret take my energy

DO NOT OPEN

H O L Y
O
L
Y

S H I T
H
I
T

How TERRIFIED are LGD on a scale of 10~crapping their pants?

GET THAT STARRY NIGHT SKY READY FOR THE SECRET BOYS

Ok lads how hard will Envy fuck up

Jeaus Christ this crowd is cheering for Shitkret and EE

>Misery and W33 won't get the pleasure of knocking Secret out themselves

Kind of a shame

>undefeated with PA
>at fucking TI

how do they do it

CHEER FOR OUR LITERAL ONE TRUE BOY PUPPEY PLEASE OK THANKS

dat pimple

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>LGD or Secret going home today

I am not okay with this

how big is the coming choke by secret going to be?

scale of 1-10

DELETE THIS

these are fucking great

panda tv

>mfw there's people that think Team manchildren even got a chance a this TI.

>lgd and secret are literally the east and west version of each other

I'd let him fuck me

WHY ARENT WE STICKED YET?

MODS PLEASE I LOVE MY MOMMY BUT THIS HAS TO STOP

AND
HERE
IT
COMES
BOYS

CLEMENT
"NYXPICKER"
IVANOV

IS
COMING
OUT
FOR
HIS
LAST
GAME
OF
HIS
LAST
TI
EVER

>secret wins
>massive shitposting

>secret loses
>massive shitposting

no matter the outcome, the general wins

lol good luck secret

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STICK WHEN YOU JEW MODS?

>tfw xiao8's divorce really did a number on him

agressif looks like a MEAN motherfucker

Help me boys

The director, mmy and aggressif

or

Artour and clement

I can't choose who to cheer for

>great team decision-making

lmao who writes this shit

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pls secret don't win

TIME TO END REDDIT

>BFF GET

does anyone have a pic of dark arteezy?

>great team decision-making

Who /xiao8/ and /agressif/ here

artour looks like shit tbqh

>Dynamic Draft
Ban Huskar to win
>Effective usage of resources
Abandon EE in bot lane to feed because he can't be saved
>Great team decision-making
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAaaa

We don't want a fucking sticky with 2000 posts that lags like fucking shit just to type a post.

>jimmy makes it out of BO1s
>now I get to watch Secret fans swear it out

Whew, this'll be an emotional night for everyone.
What a fucking night.

>great decision-making

they're the best at choking

later you fucking goy

Is Chinese the ugliest language in the world?

>Secret gets knocked out here
>Secret vs DC that ends with w33 and misery getting their revenge

I can't decide

I want Secret to LOSE!

WHO WILL CHOKE HARDER
SECRET OR LGD???

why is he so dreamy and cute?

JUST START THE GAME ALREADY, NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS REALITY SHOW BULLSHIT

>those """characteristics"""

10/10 SPOT ON

post yfw secret unironically gets eliminiated by 4chinks + standin

>lower bracket best of one
>bulba vx LGD
Bulba's about to pull Secret into the next round kicking and screaming. Just draft him clock Puppey.

post more fear

engaging protocol G0D M0D3

EVERYONE

GIVE SECRET YOUR ENERGY

LGD. Secret doesn't deserve it

Who dis pls

thought chinks didnt get divorced

>Implying memes can even stop secret from fucking up

Want to know how I can tell you're a redditor that only comes here to shitpost during TI?

The eyelashes

holy fuck Chinese is a disgusting language

HOLY SHIT IM LIVE AT THE VENUE AND SOME RANDOM BROWN DUDE JUST RAN ONTO THE STAGE AND INTO SECRETS BOOTH HOLY SHIT WHAT HTE FUCK IS GOING ON

okay maybe's family is loaded

TIME FOR SOME CHING CHONG DING DONG

How is this a language

great
team
decision
making

Tfw no gf