BULL MARKET

>not being invested in bull semen

And you call yourselves investors anons?

why own the semen when you can own the bull

I invest in Bear semen, I like shorting

The bull is not pleased. It is not wise to displease him.

I've been buying it.

BUY BULL SEMEN FOR A NEW BULL MARKET

You've heard it here first, no portfolio is complete without a bucket of Bull Semen.

But no seriously, with the Iranian interest, this could be a good buy.

This is bull shit.
Who would buy semen?

Im in just so I can continually short you semen demons.

We will become millionaires from this bull semen.

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Is it good for my workout?

>Buy a non Robin Hood stock


Drop

High in Protein!

CHINESE BILLIONAIRE FOUND TO BE STOCKPILING BULL SEMEN IN THE SAHARA DESERT. MARKETS EXPECTED TO BE """""""FLOODED""""""" SOON.

Oh my god.....OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS WORKING! THE STOCKS BLOWING UP!!!

HOLY FUCK! THIS STUPIDITY ACTUALLY WORKED!

We KGB now.

ITS GOING UP

Bull semen is in demand!!! To .80!!! To $1!!

I am the bull.

This is huge.

The Mods banned me from /pol/ for making the General Thread. They are terrified of the monster that me Canada bro created.

We stumbled on something huge.

This was just a beta test on a Canadian penny stock to see what we can actually do and it turned out beyond my wildest fucking dreams

the potential for meme magic is limitless my friend

Since Im banned for 3 days i need someone to get a /pol general up

You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass.
Wait.
It has to be your bull.

How's the bull semen prices going now?