Last time on /ss13g/ >Old thread is about to die? >The mystery box was garbage >x64 revert??? >ZAS is love, ZAS is life >We're /still/ bickering about cryomixes >
>Kitikikikikikikikiki asks, "Anything in shop look fun?" >Juan Conrad says, "Plasma container" >Kitikikikikikikikiki exclaims, "Yes!" >Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Will sell plasma." >Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Only 50 credits." >Kitikikikikikikikiki exclaims, "Is cheap!" >Juan Conrad asks, "For the whole thing?" >Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Yes." >Juan Conrad says, "Wow that's a deal" >Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Whole thing." >Kitikikikikikikikiki says, "Am mad birb." Thank you mad birb. Most people wouldn't trust an assistant. youtube.com/watch?v=7kIUnQngqmQ&t=1m
Samuel Clark
It's nice to have a trader around
I played around with vapor salts a lot that shift, and made so much flour (which the chef used none of)
Carson Wright
Inti-poo please tickle my cervix.
Hunter Sanders
greentide takes lives!
Jonathan Hughes
Whachu electrolyzin in there Juan?
Carson Gomez
sulfuric acid. I get two soda cans and fill one with 30 units water. electrolyzed makes 30 units oxygen and 60 units hydrogen. dump the hydro then grind up 2 flares, makes 20 units sulfur. put that in the empty can. take the oxygen can and top it off with water. >can 1 (30u oxygen, 20 water) >can 2 (20 units sulfur) >combined (20 units sulfuric acid) dump that into a soldiering iron and make an autolathe board. dismantle the pod machine for 3 matter bins and a manip. then dismantle the microwave in the ghetto bar for a console screen. last I print out all the parts I took and replace them. Then if I can get my hands on a circuit imprinter board I can use that podbay console to setup my own R&D workshop.
Jace Sanchez
All that work and you ended up with a dispenser and printer anyway
Michael Cook
>every round >same person puts norris into plasma for what purpose
Joshua Turner
Crazy how much you can Macgyver to work in this game, going from random junk to a working R&D station with 2 cans, a soldering iron, flares and a microwave
Henry Gomez
Sorry Wizard, I panicked and shot you with everything.
First Wizard kill though, felt nice.
Blake Anderson
Ghetto chem is one of the few cool features that Veeky Forums has over other servers, and most people don't even know about it
Brody Hernandez
redpill me on ghetto shit
Dylan Flores
Because it's too easy to get free chem dispensers anyway.
Daniel Torres
What if I told you that you could make thermite and space lube without stepping foot near a chem dispenser, with regular things found in maint?
Robert Reed
You can do cool shit but nobody wants to share because then everyone would be doing it and it would be nerfed
Cameron Martinez
>Watching you group of bros slowly die >The last stand fails >It's just you left
Charles Smith
I had no idea you could get sulphur from flares, what about the aluminum?
James Walker
Silicate tanks
Mason Lewis
>Repost shit from the Discord for that matter >Discord reposting shit from here
Dylan Jackson
you fool, now everyone knows
Landon Smith
Oh, just like the silicon. I forgot the silicate recipe.
Levi Lee
It's learning
Xavier Harris
I'm not quite sure what you mean, unless I posted that pic in the discord and forgot about it
Nathaniel Butler
Hmm, might just be the 2nd one then.
Camden Martinez
>there will never be an actual cannibal shia lebouf event
It's almost never worth it because of the fail chance and how easy it is to get real surgery tools (any autolathe, steal from surgery) unless you just want to fail for your own amusement on a torture victim, but it can be useful for TWO steps if you're a Vox trader. Vox can print most surgery tools at an Autolathe but can't get bone gel or bone setters. Replace those with screwdriver and wrench - 75% is still a pretty good chance.
Fix up your friendlies.
Ethan Price
nah its still there
Landon Powell
Someone actually did this on a private server and posted screenshots, about a year ago iirc
The mob AI for Shia wasn't very good but it would automatically emote stuff from the song
Jackson Myers
>a bot is born on this world >in less than a day it learns to meme on celt non-stop
Grayson Sanchez
Holy fucking shit
Adrian Evans
its just like that twitter bot that became a nazi
John Cruz
further proof that we live in an endless circle
Henry Mitchell
They grow up so fast.
Carter Ramirez
I wrote smut about Intigracy impregnating me!
Angel Perry
No, intie is going to bruise my cervix!
Joseph White
You guys aren't funny, this hasn't been funny for months
Levi Gomez
Who the fuck said it's supposed to be funny?
Jonathan Lewis
>the waifu meme will never die >the cancer will just keep spreading >every time a waifufag leaves, a new one appears >the ride will never end
I just want to enjoy space without waifus I just want to forget about waifushittery and have whacky fun
Space is waifus. Without it, there is literally nothing.
James Turner
Thank shiggy and everyone else he infected for creating and maintaining these memes long past their lifespan.
Dylan Garcia
Just get antag and BE actual cannibal shia lebouf. You even have a voice changer and agent id.
that's because if you meme on celt at it you teach it to meme too. It's fucking nothing.
Charles Robinson
Same It's actually the reason I left, I'm so tired of waifus and those who don't shut the fuck up about them It got to the point where I would treat someone badly if I had seen someone shitpost about them in the thread and how much they wanted to fug them Partially because I'm convinced almost all "waifus" shill themselves until it catches on, but also because they just put me off I might come back and admin some more but I probably won't until this unfortunate era ends
Jose Barnes
>tfw used to be waifuposting shitstain probably guilty of extending the meme even more >cant stand the waifushittery nowadays, feel like shit about what i did in the past
should i kill myself? will that absolve me of my sins?
Angel Davis
Yes kill yourself immedietly
Christian Murphy
>no "spess" in OP or subject you had one fucking job
Adam Hill
it's right there in the name
Wyatt Johnson
thatsays spessman ya dingus
Hunter King
I love bombs
Brody White
>wanted to have a melee fight >disarm a bomb and throw that shit >explodes anyways
Charles Lewis
I love Intigracy's bomb
Jonathan Johnson
>can't even get along with virtual pixel women without sperging at them Guys please
Can i get this 3 year old Ban repealed? I'm not so interested in being an asshat these days.
Levi Anderson
No because you can't even handle putting up an appeal in the proper place.
Josiah Cook
The correct place to post that is in the OP.
Josiah Williams
Did you have a third?
Daniel Gomez
Wow reading the Ban log is a gold mine. How the hell is this server doing with admins like this?
Ryan Brown
...
Parker Ramirez
Pretty well actually?
Samuel Foster
What is this from?
Landon Phillips
>myeeeehh stop banning people guise! >guys stop banning people its bad! >waaaaaaaah i got banned for being a cunt screw you guys you don't play right! ;~;
Fuck off, banned shitter.
Benjamin Mitchell
would all the waifufags please, fuck off and die?
Austin Hall
Bear in mind the ban log only has active bans so it's very biased because you don't see the tempbans that already ran out OR the bans that were successfully appealed.
Robert Lopez
Autist
Luke Clark
>slobbering over pixel cock/pussy isn't autistic
Fuck off and die, stop shitting up the game with your stale ass meme.
Joshua Anderson
Someone please 2hotdogs ban history, both accounts
James King
Enjoy your Superior police state server : )
Liam Morgan
>The discord is now the game >Jokes are Haram Maybe it's you who is shitting things up
Brandon Stewart
m8 if you think this is s police state you have to not have played in any other servers OR not actually played here
Juan Hall
I will, it doesn't have Hippie/TG shitters like you roaming free.
Charles Martinez
hello
Adam Anderson
Please fuck off. We don't need shitters who think riveting, whacky gameplay is "; LMAO X IS ANTAG! KILL HIM LLOL!'
Zachary Perry
Hey guys how many units do I make my dex+ pills in? 1u?
Easton Young
5
Josiah Cruz
Make 40 1us and 20 5us, stock up some more 5us later
Justin Anderson
1u is fine but a lot of people use 5u Not like you should run out of them or anything so you don't need a ton of 1u pills around
Aaron Bennett
guess i'll jusT FUck off back to hippie
Nicholas Lewis
d20 music when?
Nathan Campbell
Having a 3 page long note log, it's not a police state. Total deathmatch is bad for the quality of the server, if you want that go to tg.
Cameron Sullivan
Guys please help, I don't want to play anymore but there are people who want me stop playing a d kill myself. Now I have to keep playing just to spite them.
Kayden Martin
A couple 1u's which is all they need for some defibs and a bunch of 5u's which are for keeping them alive while you fix lungs/low blood.
John Powell
>no spess aply yourself
Caleb Baker
>/ss13g/ spessmen on the space station Why don't you?
Nathan Ward
kys sperg
Jayden Hernandez
:^)
Jack Cox
this desu kys spergay
Blake Gomez
which waifu a best waifu?
Jaxson Reyes
Waifus are all fucking cancerous and need to be wiped from the face of the server.