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>Previous Thread

you better respond to me chaac shitter.

>rushes to make op
>its some gay homo shit edition
Classic faggots, can't believe they run this dead general.

>triggered.

He doesn't lose lane to anyone. How shit are you?

xth for I want to have a platonic relationship with Jing Wei.

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>doesn't lose lane to anyone
wew lad, whatever you say

>Spend months, maybe years hyping up SPORT SKINS
>Sport skins become a reality
>They don't look as good as I wanted

Fuck you, sports skins suck and it's your fault we have those shit skins now.

He loses lane to us, always.

This skin would look so much better without the weird yellow underlighting.

>sustain
>free mana on his passive
>good clear

Go on, explain to me how he isn't the top solo.

I just told you, met with an odin or Guan, he'll lose.

>Bronze shitter

Today is a reveal and not the day Freya is sold, right?

>151147780
>151147713
(You)

Typical dumbass pc player, just fuck off.

Patch notes is tomorrow. Freya skin is out next week tuesday.

She will be sold on the slave markets this friday.
Keep your wallet stacked because the futa fags will be pushing the price skyhigh.

Also ETA to patchnotes?

Thanks M8.

SAVAGE!

LESBO

>no source

fuck off console shitter

You're bronze. He doesn't lose to either. His sustain is much higher then odins or guans.

>lying in bed as she turns you over
>she bites your ear and you feel a chill
>her lukewarm hands running down your back and grazing your asscheeks
>you hear her getting in position and feel a thick, long weight on your ass
>she spits on your asshole
>her head is warmer than the rest of her and you feel it entering
>the mixture of cold and warm makes it feel so good
>she's almost 7 inches deep when she pulls out, and sits back
>you turn your head to ask why when you feel her slam her meat inside you with the force of 1000 jotun
>she is pounding you so hard that the bed board is cracking
>you scratch your nails into the bed but take it because you love her and love how it feels
>her massive cock is getting warmer and warmer
>you push your ass back on her so she knows to cum inside
>after a few more hard, sweaty strokes you feel her cock twitching
>the Avalanche is coming
>she pumps three last times and lets out a mighty scream that can be heard from the mountains
>your ass is filled with the evidence of her love and you feel it dripping out onto the bed
>she falls on your back, sweaty and spent, kissing you before falling asleep

still need a new one senpai

write one then

Solo lane is all about out sustaining your rival. Chaacs passive, 3 and wave clear are unmatched. After popping the wave with his one he can box the enemy while they try to wave clear and heal it all back. Ez

n-no thank you
Also how the fuck do you turn off victory music for characters like Neith? I have music off for a reason but that fucking bullshit plays regardless.

Where do I vote on the skin I want to win for t5?

voting starts friday

Which goddesses need a good dicking?

Ne Zha

I had a dream that I was Terra and everyone on my team was telling me to stop because I was running around whilst fapping

yea he doesn't win lane either

and doesn't become a monster in mid/late game because he did ok in lane either, hes just Chaac and can be ignored by everyone.

>hes just Chaac and can be ignored by everyone.

Confirmed for retarded. His damage late game with just quins is high.

i don't like the devo meta to be honest.

Friendly reminder that the only people being triggered by futa are allieds normie twitter crew.

I want to bully Awilix

i want to shoot Suku with a tranquilizer from far away and watch how Awilix panics unsure of what's going on

I want to dump ants in her shorts so that she has to strip in front of everyone

I wanna throw fish oil on her and put her in a room with Bastet

>tfw you finally get good with Chronos and land every 1, 3 and auto

I have become a god.

Do not speak harshly towards my goddess please.

IF YOU PLAY ANY OF THESE GODS YOU ARE A FUCKING NIGGER FOR PLAYING NO SKILL BABY GODS AND SHOULD KYS FOR KILLING SMITE

>he bo
>posedion
>hun nigger monkey
>sun other nigger monkey wukong
>terra
>ama
>baka
>bellona
>scylla nigger bitch
>thanatos
>chronos
>chang'e
>vamana
>bastet
>nox
>athena
>freya
>janus
>chiron
>ares
>hel
>sol
>cupid
>raijin
>chicken shit ra
>odin
>ymir
>chaac
>anhur
>fagnir
>kali
>fenrir
>hou go fuck yourself yi
>isis
>aphro
>nu wa
>neith
>zeus
>ah faggot puch
>geb
>xbal
>ao
>anoobis
>shitbeck
>skadi cunt
>hades
>baccus

ALSO FUCK HIREZ FOR EVEN DESIGNING THESE STUPID FUCKING GODS. WORTHLESS IDIOTS

My nigger AMC didn't make your list.
I like your list.

>its an alt-tabbed while in queue and when it pops the client shits itself and goes to a black screen and it wont even let you exit the game and task manager is behind the black screen episode

nice

fucking

game

Awwww yeah, rolled Demon Catcher Zhong on my first try at the Colossal chest.

That's a problem with your computer user, not the game. It happened to my on my toaster laptop, but hasn't happened once on my desktop.

Literally never had that happen in 1000+ hours. Sounds like a hardware problem on your end.

but this is a brand new computer and its never happened on any other game

brand new ≠ high specs

Brand new doesn't mean good user. It's probably a pre-built, isn't it? Unless you're overpaying a fuck ton of money, a pre-built is shit.

>he thinks I buy prebuilt computers

please I am not 40 years old

Then you built a shit pc.

I get 600 fps in almost every game in my steam library without overclocking, pretty shit I'd say.

>he bought amd

This.

Ever since they tweeted out that screenshot the thread has been filled with even more dumb cunts than normal.

>600 fps

Okay kid. Go back to the shop and try again.

Do you have windowed mode on? How many screens do you have?

9 screens, but only 7 are active.

>dumb cunts
The dumb cunts are the futafags though.

haha epic post dude xD

faggots and niggers! LOL

LEAVE

>either you're a futafag or a twitterfag
user please. Both are shit. Keep namefags and twitter shit on twitter/reddit and futa on /d/.

why is it ok for loki to do 1000 damage autos if not even hunters can?

I take it you're a salty shitter eh user?

>No nemesis
Good I'll shit all over you with my waifu then.

>He hasn't told us his specs

Shit PC confirmed.

But they can

>braindead futa haters get btfo'd
>keep quiet and wait for the next thread
>now there are no counter arguments and responses immediately visible they get back to whinging and shitposting
Every fucking thread, just face it normie - You don't belong here.

>I get 600 fps
quad Titan X(the new one), a 6950X and 128gb of DDR4 at 4000mhz?

Better a normie than an autist :)

i want allieds to go

>>>/reddit/

Why do people hate Cupid so much? His CC is a bit shit since it requires being charged effectively, but his heal is great and his ult traps a fucktonne better than a lot of other hunters. Every time faggots spam that I should pick Neith or Hou Yi. Is it just ranked plebs?

His model looks like shit.

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>futa
>not normie
Keep telling yourself that user.

>Is it just ranked plebs?
Yes. Cupid is mid tier, but most people would agree Neith and Hou Yi have an easier to use moveset, and more back up should you fuck something up.

He's ugly.

I take it you're a no skill nigger

I wish futa was normie, I really do

Would stop these faggots from crying about it all the time

But futa isn't normie. It's autistic.

2500 hour Dotard here, what heroes should I play?

Loki.

Futafags are the fake geek of fetish,they only like it to look cool on Veeky Forums.

>Weak3n spam-taunts a loki every time he kills him.
>after three times the Loki is finally baited into messaging him to knock off the spam taunting
>Weak3n precedes to sperg on the keyboard with 'umad salty bitch?' memes to bait even harder

What exactly is with this current generation of gamers and the expectation that you have to be an unfeeling, emotionless drone when playing video games and the slightest emotional response to someone acting like an asshole to you is only you being a buttangry babydick salty bitch?

Awilix
>tfw secret is last at TI

Depend what kind of character do you like to play?

kys

Nothing in particular I just like to meme in general.
Ricing and cheesy strats define how I play.
I was thinking of Loki because he has invincibility.

I can't think of any dota characters that are like smite ones. Smite gods are closer to LoL champs.


>y-you don't really like it!
This is still the dumbest argument.

Next you're gonna tell me it's all denial and what I really like is hairy muscular men

Freya seemed pretty similar to the typical ranged hero with an attack modifier (Drow, Winter Wyvern, etc.) when I played her.

>meme in general.
>cheesy strats

Too bad you only cam now, if you played last year or the one before you could have gone full meme. Right now there aren't as much memepicks.

It's the cool lefunny thing to do.

>not posting best dota

...

weak3n is a known piece of trash, right up there with dm.

You should see him when shit goes wrong and someone trash talks him. He goes completely ape shit with anger, it's hilarious. A real fucking manchild.

If you like meme, try attack speed sylvanus.

Well maybe you really like it, but like a fake geek who think playing clash of clan is the geekiest thing ever you act like it's a super taboo fetish when you are just a step above normie fetish like sexy nurse.

But normies are the only people triggered by futa.

What's with all the twitter normies and newfags today?

Most skilled DOTA maybe but this is best dota.

Full damage Sylvanus is also something to see and quite effective. Thanatos mid is also top meme pick.