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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

More like Suicide Watch, genji NERF incoming!

Official Website
playoverwatch.com

The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/
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Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Aimhack download
teamenvyus.com/

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hana Song

girlDog
girlDog

Post healslut

viagrandad
viagrandad

we need to ban whoever keeps creating these threads with the shit images in the OP seriously

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I dont have any pictures of you though

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'll take it over Hana Song posting

idontknow
idontknow

Most skillful hero in the game

Tanks should be impossible to kill AND be able to solo anybody. Buff them all so nobody dares play Offensive and Defensive heroes, they're shit! Only tanks!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

holy fuck i want 9gag to leave

Methnerd
Methnerd

GUYS STOP POSTING IN THIS THREAD

THE OP IMAGE IS SHIT

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Sorry the hero who was designed to pick off shitters that don't work as a team got you too many times

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Which girl would you prefer in the OP?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

But I don't see Mei or D.Va in the OP?

takes2long
takes2long

WAIFUFAGS AND THEIR SHITFUS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Techpill
Techpill

Reaper

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Nigger, do you scroll back to the top to post or some shit? Nobody cares after the first 5 posts, fucking computer illiterate shithead.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

here's a not shit thread

veekyforums.com/thread/151156658/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151156658/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151156658/video-games

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

These OP images are fucking trash
Neck yourself, Redditor

RavySnake
RavySnake

dpnt do it reaper thats our doghter hanna !

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

two people on my team defend with two bastion
level 91 tracer calls us noob despite having a tracer/genji
?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Sorry you're a tank shitter yourself

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

thread wars
Are you 15? Maybe we should number the threads too, dipshit?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

img.rule34.xxx//images/1938/7dd0df8860178aef8dbd0bc9126568e39af7ee01.jpg?2100973

Jesus christ do people who create the thread check for that shit in the Post before copying?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

go back to ifunny lmao

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

BMX Rooper icon wen

I've been using this one for far too long now

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

quickplay

girlDog
girlDog

What do you think? OP wanted to btfo waifufags so much he didn't think twice.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

solo QP queue takes longer than 20 seconds
leave queue and wait until someone else gets paired up against whatever 5-6 premade group blizz were trying to cuck me up against

Great matchmaking Blizzard

askme
askme

that Genji/Tracer main who calls noobs everyone who kills him
dies to literally everyone

iluvmen
iluvmen

You can thank the Hana Song poster for that

Inmate
Inmate

Quickplay is at least good at pissing people off.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Anyone around 57 wanna group for comp
Solo queue is starting to get old, playing solo trying to carry at this weak rank is a lot of work in this game honestly.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

lelouch

Booteefool
Booteefool

I had a game like that too. We won as well.

w8t4u
w8t4u

NERF:

Ana's ultimate. Maybe they'll remove the the damage reduction, but keep the initial heal and add a 1.5 - 2 second long invincibility window that even protects vs. stuns and hooks.

BUFF:

Mei will receive a slight increase to her M1's freezing rate.

Rein's Firestrike becomes undeflectable.

askme
askme

Sure, post your ID

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm wining more comp matches than QP
and I don't know how to feel about that

Emberburn
Emberburn

i'll play but i need to warm up

Relott#1527

Nojokur
Nojokur

that lonely hanzo
SinisterWulf

kek

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I just don't give a shit in QP. I load into any game and pick whatever I chose to play while searching for the game.

I only play QP.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

on attack
picks bastion
literally what is it that goes through their heads?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Hanzo not complaining about lacking healers in a memeteam

Was he afk?

farquit
farquit

blizzdrones will defend this

viagrandad
viagrandad

I played against you before.
You're shit

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Let's see, so you had 2 >bastions 2 tracer and a genji

no wonder why that guy called you a noob

Lunatick
Lunatick

post ur id SR57 lmao

Bidwell
Bidwell

Genji Shimada!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I want to protect her smile.

SniperGod
SniperGod

The one who complained most was Dan, He went full rage over the mics and then on attack we did the same thing. He went Winston and got countered by 2 reapers. He then blew up again on chat and rage quit out.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Otherday had a QP match on Hanamura, we had 4 Mei on attack, and then 4 Junkrat on defense.

FIRE IN T-
FIRE IN-
FIR-
FIRE IN THE HOLE

I have never seen an attacking force scatter so quickly at that.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Defend what? That BASED Blizz gives us all this amazing content for *FREE*?

cum2soon
cum2soon

TRAVELLING TO _________
PREPARE YOUR DEFENSES

Yeah no fuck off, at high mmr you only win on attack.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

To those who want Genji nerfed:

I'm sorry you guys can't aim well

Evilember
Evilember

I'd probably be frustrated as fuck too and want to kill myself, that's typically how I start feeling when an enemy stacks 6 of a hero in quick play.

ranked is too stressful qp too frustrating

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Does hana build her own mechs or does she get someone to do it for her?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

our summer games are on a yearly schedule
u wot m8

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want to fuck her armpits

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

How quickly would a 6 Lucio team heal if they were within range of each other at all times?

takes2long
takes2long

why the fuck is this image 1.29 MB

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Anyone got that video of two black dudes reacting to the animated short "Hero"?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

dumb twitch streamer
able to build a mech

Pick 1

Firespawn
Firespawn

i am sorry yuo are such a weeb

Flameblow
Flameblow

smoke pub Genjis as Harambe and McCree
mfw he'll get nerfed due to the crying Leddit babies

TechHater
TechHater

does a pilot build their own plane or do they get someone to do it for them

Illusionz
Illusionz

In quickplay I'll usually get people who just follow me as another Tracer since I usually get 3-4 matches before a room shuffle. Shits always funny getting 2-3 Tracers and just annoying the shit out of the teams.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I used Veeky Forums x's copy paste function which inflates the file size for no reason

takes2long
takes2long

Hyundai Rotem.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Hana Song!

WebTool
WebTool

If you read her story you would guess yourself.

TechHater
TechHater

Of course someone else is building it. She's not an engineer like Toblerone.

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

file.png, 1.29 MB

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

idiot

we had two basttions
enemy had tracer/genji and couldn't win

Nojokur
Nojokur

.png

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Need more of these please

Evilember
Evilember

Teammate gets suck
Jumps backwards into the rest of the team

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I smoke them with Soldier 76. Just a Helix in the robot balls and some spraying.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

not saving for web as a .jpg
why

likme
likme

Reaper
0 likes
Oh come the fuck on...

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

being poor

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

not getting a gold weapon for a shit character that'll inevitably get buffed

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

he doesn't know about the Windows screen cap tool
he doesn't know you can copy and paste into Veeky Forums without saving

eGremlin
eGremlin

What story? there's no comic or short for her

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

its because hana song has so many fans plus he's commenting on a post on her facebook page

idontknow
idontknow

Alright I have another lootbox, place bets.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

the thing you want!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

2 greys 2 blues

girlDog
girlDog

playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/dva/

Press Story tab.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

as miss song would say

Yea, that confirms it. That for sure was Winston.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I bet you'll die a loveless virgin

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

American McReee

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Seriously how do you land her piece of shit ult? Its got as much travel time to stick to someone as a max range pharah missile. She is one of my favorite characters to play but right now its pretty much like I just don't have an ultimate.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You git gud

w8t4u
w8t4u

those thighs look succulent, i want to bury my head in there desu like literally hana song suffocate me with your pussy

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Predict enemy movement and aim high

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Save it for large heroes after you get them at half health.

Drop it on Rein because people clump up on him

Also drop it in the middle of packs, splash damage can be enough to kill.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

get in super close to the point where your entire screen is covered by the person you're targeting
press q
press e
you can't miss

FastChef
FastChef

20 games played
15 defeats
Why did I even bother.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

That's is certain.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

getting ugly weapons

Literally the only not awful golden weapon is Zen's balls

eGremlin
eGremlin

Bloodhardt's golden axe

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You forgot to say you love me thats why you didnt get anything good again!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

wasting 300 cp on a character who will inevitably be nerfed within the next 3 months

farquit
farquit

With no time to properly learn a hero, should I just go Lucio in my placement matches and hope for the best?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Frog flag
Jelly

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hey user is there a discord server to play with Veeky Forums people? i'm lvl 20 and want to git gud with the best.

Flameblow
Flameblow

not saving all the comp points for when they add decent rewards

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Dash into someones face
Throw grenade
Recall

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I still haven't even had a skin since the event started.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Tekhartha what kind of gay name is that

takes2long
takes2long

Fuck off mccree's revolver is good on his legendaries

Bidwell
Bidwell

Spending cp when other golden things will be available in due time

iluvmen
iluvmen

implying im not going to save the 105 points i've earned plus the 300 from getting rank 65+
please

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Equip frog flag
Get suicide bombed
??????

eGremlin
eGremlin

Racist.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Just pick Lucio or Reinhardt. Spam E when your team is being attacked as Lucio or hold M2 on the objective as Rein and you'll ok.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Ana's actually is pretty gud, especially with Merciful or Cpt Amari

Spamalot
Spamalot

I want to see Zarya being racist with Zen.

girlDog
girlDog

Fuck I have no idea which gold skin to get. Maybe tracer? I have her tummy skins

RavySnake
RavySnake

I hit mmr 70 last night am I no longer a shitter

Alternatively what's the shitter cutoff

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

balance proposals

ana
slow poison dart DoT to 80 dmg over 2 seconds, appropriately halving her dps/burst capabilities so that she loses 1 on 1 engagements but can still add significant DoT on high value targets at a distance, appropriate for a sniper

each consecutive dart on a heal target reduces the healing amount by 10%, makes her slightly less good at single target healing/pocketing so that mercy can be viable again

dva
defense matrix cooldown to 2 seconds instead of 1

genji
20% longer ult charge, decrease range of weebstick

lucio
one second cooldown on crossfade

reaper
decrease ult charge by 10%. health restored through death orbs counts towards ult like 76/roadhog/lucio/etc, but he didn't have his charge rate decreased like them for some reason. same with mei but she's shit so it's an acceptable stealth buff

zarya
fix her fucking beam, why does it come from the right side of the screen? throws off my aim when fighting with her point blank

zenyatta
health down to 175, discord debuff to +30% dmg taken

r8

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

80

Playboyize
Playboyize

Nerfing Ana when she's already shit apart from her ult

LOL

Evilember
Evilember

mfw this is a genuine fear that makes me want to pick a different gold

King_Martha
King_Martha

Post more, as cheesy as they are these facebook memes always obliterate my sides.

Bidwell
Bidwell

B-but that's like top 500

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I don't care if Zarya gets nerf, I'll get her gun.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

D.va is fine

0/10

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

nerfing Ana

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

implying D.Va needs to be nerfed when she was just made viable as a tank

only thing i could say is make her ult kill her again

happy_sad
happy_sad

day 7: finally got a skin!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

this some 9gag-tier humor right here

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

nerfing ana
completely destroying genji
that """"""""""nerf""""""""""" on lucio
unrionically buffing reaper

3/10 bait

Flameblow
Flameblow

finally find the Tracer skin
its not the Britbong version

i'd say Blizzard is rusing me, but take what you can I guess. Funny thing is I see so many people seeking Nihon genji and i ve found it twice. I dont even play genji at all. On to Zarya so I can finally stop grinding

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

look at me blink around and miss all my shots while my 6 man stack does work
Tracer mains.
I've seen maybe 1 Tracer Potg that wasn't her qing into Zarya's q.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

kill her again

reducing it to 3 seconds that makes it almost impossible to escabe if you don't use your boosters

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

this game is so fucking boring now

how did Blizzard fuck it up

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i've seen a lot that aren't her qing into zarya's q

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

ana is exceptional, retardo

she's not popular in comp bc lucio and zenyatta are both better than her, but she has the best single target healing in the game by far, deals 100dps, can debuff enemies to remove heals (strongest debuff in the game atm), and can give herself a free 100 health with her grenade in a pinch

she's not as mind fuckingly good as genji or zen to be sure, but i think having her matrix on such low coodown gives her too much strength in 1v1 engagements

see above, she didn't just get a buff as a tank, she got a buff as a harasser and skirmisher, and a very hefty one at that. i think she could be toned back a bit, but seeing her changed isn't high priority.

nerfing ana

see top of post

completely destroying genji

reigning his ult back a bit so that it isn't a play of the game button is not "completely destroying" genji, he still has the best kit in the game

that """"""""""nerf""""""""""" on lucio

do you think he needs a bigger nerf or something?

unrionically buffing reaper

it's a nerf, i meant to decrease charge RATE by 10%

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I'm looking for Nihon Genji and I've got Mercy's skin four times now. Not being able to buy the skins you want is a real dissapointment. They should have atleast removed the option for duplicates.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Probably Beep Boop Beep Boop Kill them all.

That being said, sadly, I found Bastion works better on attack then defense, because of faster spawns and needing to win less fights to have an impact.

King_Martha
King_Martha

How can I trust a man who's half machine?

farquit
farquit

Here's a Zarya-less Q from the beta.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ana is good so let's nerf her because characters aren't allowed to be good, especially when they're never picked

can you stop being fucking stupid now

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You're a total mong

likme
likme

All I want is either of the Tracer skins or Mercys skin
screw off m8

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

play against a roadhog
he never dies
play as the hog
die constantly

how do i break out of rank 20?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

She wants the robot D

massdebater
massdebater

You're tellin me, I went from 105 to 135 plus the free one and still dont have the ones I want, and i've been lucky compared to my friends. the fact that they contain only one olympic item with there being more than 100 and a chance to be a duplicate is so unapologetically scumy. The fact that leddit defends it is even worse

hairygrape
hairygrape

how do i break out of rank 20?
nigga how did you get into rank 20 in the first place damn

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

good arguments lads, here's a double serving of (You)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Roadhog
Impossible to kill

Literally play soldier and aim at his head

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Does anyone on console have a problem with the emote wheel?

Like, I'll clearly highlight "Ultimate Status" and it will instead make me taunt like 40% of the time, or I pick "Need Healing", and it instead does "Group up".

Anyone have this problem as well?

Methshot
Methshot

I'm so jealous right now.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

youre aim a shit

eGremlin
eGremlin

How about you present an argument for nerfing Ana that doesn't consist of just listing the things that's good about her. Saying she's the best single target healer is fucking worthless for balancing things, why can't she be the best single target healer? Should we nerf Reinhardt because he's the best "hold shield in front of team" character?

Spamalot
Spamalot

impossible to kill
Zen, Reaper and D.Va spit roast him
And I mean the sexual way not the pig cooking way

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

averages 40% a match
yup my aim is shit. So are the other 14.9 million players below me.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

why isn't reaper zombie colored? i wanted to think he'd be undead after mercy did her necro thing but his biceps are normal colored

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Are you sure? Look at his Origins skin, his skin is way darker than it appears in his default.

5mileys
5mileys

youtu.be/edxW021JyjA?t=259

askme
askme

wanting to nerf the only thing that makes D.va a tank

Firespawn
Firespawn

Thought he was grey. Default skin shows grey skin

JunkTop
JunkTop

actually killing Genjis as Winston

You know you are in a shitter MMR when....

happy_sad
happy_sad

How about you present an argument for nerfing Ana that doesn't consist of just listing the things that's good about her.

did you even read my original post? i literally provided reasoning for BOTH of the changes i'm proposing. bring her single target healing down a very light amount so that mercy is viable again, bring her dps (but NOT her damage) down so that she's like every other support and can't melt 200 hp heroes in 2 seconds. i literally said that in my original post.

Saying she's the best single target healer is fucking worthless for balancing things, why can't she be the best single target healer?

because then mercy is fucking useless? it's abundantly clear that you didn't read my post since you're asking me to provide arguments as if i didn't to begin with, but now it's REALLY obvious you didn't read my post.

mercy is literally only good for single target healing and her ult. if she's outclassed in single target healing by ana, she's useless. this is bad balance. if we make ana's single target healing LESS good, she's still good, but so is mercy.

with my proposed change, ana would have better single target healing until she's fired FOUR darts at one target, then her healing becomes equal to mercy's.

defense matrix being on cd every 1 second makes her more than a tank and a 2 second cd would not make her any worse at fulfilling the role of a rank, please read my other posts man

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I WANT THE CHING CHONG PING PONG ICON

idontknow
idontknow

So is Roadhog trash against coordinated teams? Getting many hooks denied by teams sticking together and smart tanks, zarya

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

first 2 matches of solo queue comp
both end up in victory, jump 2 ranks up
3rd match we get a really good hero composition
we're matched up against one of those 2-man premades where one of them is 10 ranks below the other, so everything's evne better
we do so well within the first minute that 1 guy quits and the match got cancelled

This isn't an omen of numerous defeats and the inpending loss of 2-5 ranks, right? Right?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This shit is cancer, stop posting it any time.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I did for a bit it was because when I let go of the stick it sort of flicks up i just learned to hold it til i let go of the dpad. But that's for ps4.

eGremlin
eGremlin

i think they are pretty funny

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

who
don't worry about it nigga
i love black people

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Actual nerfs and buffs

reaper
Decrease health to 200
Mccree
rework flashbang like make flashbang actually flash someone instead of stunning them.
genji
decrease ult time to 5 seconds
hanzo
make ult do double damage, make scatter arrow not be able to headshot
roadhog
remove right click or at least to ability to one shot squishys at mid range with it
lucio
fix hitbox, way too hard to shoot him
zarya
make barriers not last so fucking long
Reinhardt
make it so that its possible to headshot him, why does he have the smallest critbox compared to the other tanks?
winston
replace 100 of his health with armor
d va
increase defense matrix cd to 2 secs instead of one, make her die in her ult again
zenyatta
decrease health to 175
ana
increase nano boost ult charge time
bastion
give him 30 bullets in his mobile form gun
torb
increase firerate by a little bit for his left click
mei
needs a complete rework, the way i see it shes just a terrible character, maybe make her a tank but not let her heal in her shift

what do you guys think?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

suck my dick.

Also, Halloween skins better contain Viking Torb and witch mercy

Booteefool
Booteefool

I won with a 4 and then 5 stack last night 5 games in a row and gained 5 ranks. It wasn't until we had a 6 stack that we lost 2 games, and I only lost 1 rank.

RavySnake
RavySnake

You're a twelve year old normie who can't use periods or locate his Shift key, so your opinion is irrelevant and you should probably kill yourself.

Nojokur
Nojokur

my placement matches were all hanzo and ana on attack episodes

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

...What? I'm not even gay.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Mad that Junkrat and Roadhog are gay for eachother?

Techpill
Techpill

no. you see people in the high 70s playing roadhog in almost every game.

Snarelure
Snarelure

because then mercy is fucking useless?
how is mercy useless, when ana has no movement skills what so ever?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Zarya
Make barriers not last so fucking long

They last two (2) seconds, you fucking mong.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

git gud

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

When playing ranked, does it take into account how well you play (time on point, objective kills etc etc) as well as your win/loss?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

lower sense
get my SIM down to 7 by doing everything I can
massive improvement in my aim game, can easily kill shit now
tfw can't get it below 7 because I've got a 960 and an old i5 3570

Booteefool
Booteefool

Not to mention their uptime decreases if they soak up too much damage.

farquit
farquit

so nerf every character except torb and mei

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Looks like I'm up 50 quid!

What did she mean by this?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want to break her smile.

askme
askme

i think she bet that trashmouse was an faggy
but iunno this facebook shit is unfunny cancer

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Joffrey#11916
Add me you bastids im 56 and need some boys to play with...I can do luc/zen/road/dva/rein/mcree/soldier/zarya gameplay is ehhh
Sry but I never play genji ;P

WebTool
WebTool

Reaper
he kinda needs the 250 hp
Mccree
then we'd have tracers running around everywhere.
Genji
agree
hanzo
stupid changes that don't fix him but i do hate those random scattershot headshot deaths.
roadhog
he's fine how he is
lucio
what??
zarya
again what??
reinhardt
his head is easy to hit from my experience
winston
ok
d.va
ok
zenyatta
ok but i think he'd still be really strong
ana
she's already under used she doesn't need a nerf
bastion
won't fix him
torb
won't fix him
mei
dunno

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

shitty out of character fb mock posts to push bad headcanon
there are people who enjoy this

viagrandad
viagrandad

wow they only last 2 seconds guys wtf!!!!!
do you not realize how fucking long that is in a teamfight? Low rank shitter spotted.
buffing other characters so that they are on the same level as others is a lot harder then just nerfing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yes, personal performance carries weight in how many points you gain/lose.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I hope you are ready for the grind user
Unless you are willing to buy some crate packs for low low prices You are not an entitled gamer are you now?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

They got summer skins, so they won't get anything for halloween.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

you're an autist who gets angry at irrelevant things, hates seeing things they dislike and should probably seek help for your anger issues

whereismyname
whereismyname

- overnerfing reaper
- blizz are too lazy to make flashbang actually have a blind effect, plus it's too drastic
- too short, 6 seconds would be solid though
- character is fubar, respectable effort here but there's no such thing as a balanced hanzo
- garbage, streetpig is fine
- lucio's hitbox is fine, genji's could use some tweaking (literally turns into a ball when he jumps)
- they only last two seconds? they're fine. i think her damage could use toning down just a smidge, but you have to be careful with her because the smallest nerf could turn her from one of the best tanks to complete shit
- his headshot hitbox is fine, bigger than zarya's at least
- wiston is fine
- agree on first, disagree on second, with a 3 second det a dva could rarely get away from it in time
- agree, but he needs more than that
- good
- see hanzo, fubar, good effort tho
- torb is fine, he's inherently niche and will never be viable at a high level
- see hanzo and bastion

t. , some good proposals

how is mercy useless

what rank are you? mercy is literally never picked past the 60s.

she has single target healing (ana beats her at it by far), she has damage boost (zen beats her at this), and a great ult (which was recently nerfed). that's it.

how ISN'T she useless?

farquit
farquit

lose one round
shitter gives up and goes AFK

viagrandad
viagrandad

youtube.com/watch?v=5u_PGVwi_X0
Why is the middle dude so rude to the right nigga?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

his skin looked white i didn't even consider that he's mexican

it could be more blatantly grey so it would be more obvious i mean sure i knew he's brown but he was still normal person colored

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Post hopes for Halloween skins:

Pirate Junkrat
Witch Mercy With Broom as Staff
Frankenstein's Monster Genji
Dracula Hanzo
Reaper Reaper

likme
likme

D.Va's gold guns look like shit.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

All of the gold guns look like shit, but yes d.vas are particularly terrible looking

hairygrape
hairygrape

He's prolly having a rough day in rated I have done the same...After you do it though you always feel even more shitter and play better lol

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I don't care, it will be my first golden gun

Nojokur
Nojokur

they look nice on junebug and match her zero suit

too bad junebug a shit

viagrandad
viagrandad

make scatter arrow not be able to headshot

I bet you think FtH can also headshot.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What the fuck

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Joffrey#11916 atleast Bang you cocksucker add me I wanna see that tracer in action,

I MUST GET ONE FRIEND FROM THIS THREAD OR ELSEEEE

MPmaster
MPmaster

Weapons that are attached to the hero will obviously look bad unless there's a skin that works with it. Same goes for bastion

When do tornjorn and symmetra get golden turrets included in their golden weapons?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Thanks for the easy gold weapon.

Methshot
Methshot

nice try buddy not falling for this bait

RumChicken
RumChicken

200 health for reaper
The guy who has to be literally next to the person to do damage
yea sure

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

animeposter makes a retarded post
Wow

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Zarya make barriers not last so long
They last two seconds

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Some of them look pretty good
White wolf Hanzo
Huntress Widow skins
Pirate Hog skins
El Blanco Reaper
Zenyatta in general
Golden 76 for maximum gaudy

happy_sad
happy_sad

what's the matter bruh? you haven't played for over 600 hours already?

Seriously though I don't know how NEETs do it. I'm barely level 90 and I try to play every day I can. Being a wage slave sucks.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

The only thing about scatter arrow that can headshot is the initial arrow. All the ones that come after cannot headshot.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Mummy skin for d.va which barely covers her skin.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

guy literally 2 shots tanks
game changing ult
still tankier then every offensive character AND has a get out of jail free move that speed boosts him

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why

I'm level 300 and I'm burnt the fuck out of this shitty game. Only playing for the skines right now

Techpill
Techpill

making it impossible for a full health Reaper to survive a hook combo
Consider suicide/applying to work for RIOT

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I doubt we will get halloween skins. Christmas is too soon afterward

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

has shotguns
at any ranger other than right next to them he does no damage
souls only give 50 health

Supergrass
Supergrass

guy literally 2 shots tanks

?

game changing ult

??

has a get out of jail free move that speed boosts him
speed boosts him

???

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

2 shots tanks
Never happens
game changing ult
You mean the flashbang/chain/lucioboost/zen ult countered ult?

girlDog
girlDog

increase defense matrix cd to 2 secs instead of one, make her die in her ult again

Just delete her from the game while you're at it

Snarelure
Snarelure

Mj Thriller reaper
Bumble bee Tracer as in a bee
Optimus prime bastion
Clown s76
Human zenyatta
Pumpkin roadhog
Rap star lucio
Idol dva

Can't think of anything else

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

play Mccree
can't hit Zaryas for some reason
can hit soldiers and other Mccrees and most characters fine
just not fucking Zarya

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Zarya's voice line is longer than the shield
"You're covered. Go."

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dood im the same way something about that whore

iluvmen
iluvmen

nerfing Ana will make Mercy not useless

fucking lol I can't believe there are people that actually believe this

Mercy was always a walking ult, making other healers shitty won't make her any more useful.

How about instead of nerfing a bad character who's never picked you buff Mercy instead you utter fucking retard.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Are reaper players this fucking delousional? Reaper gets played in every overwatch tournament game and fucking rapes in all of them. If you think hes balanced youre fucking autistic.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sorry meant to reply to this

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Ever think that he sees so much play because he's one of the 2 viable counters to the 2-tank meta? Zen being the other who also gets played every game.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Reinhardt picks up a big healthpack when he's at 450 HP

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I could maybeeee think reaper would be hard to play against a team with good communication and high rated, but in QP hes a menace to any solo q'r and low rated

Emberfire
Emberfire

she's like every other support and can't melt 200 hp heroes in 2 seconds

so do you not play zenyatta or

Flameblow
Flameblow

post reddit autism

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

*teleports behind u*
*presses q instantly killing at least 3 people*
heh..... nothing personal kid.......

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

only Reaper players can tell that you're a fucking moron
Animeposters need to end their own lives ASAP

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Reminder: Widowmaker is damaged goods.

Lunatick
Lunatick

winston could use another 100 armor (replacing HP).

There. I said it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Rein picks an armor before the healers

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He's not OP, he's just good at what he does. He's good at tank busting and the tanks are all amazing at the moment so they see a lot of play.

cum2soon
cum2soon

SLEEP TIGHT REAPER

askme
askme

it's a Hanzo on the team episode

RavySnake
RavySnake

a bad character who's never picked

t. rank 50 shitter who thinks looking at tournament meta analysis pics makes him well informed

ana is extremely popular in ranked mode, watch some 70+ streamers and count the number of anas you see. she's never picked in pro games because lucio and zen are even better than her.

reaper's pick rate is high in comp mode because the current meta is extremely tank centric, and he's the only reliable tank buster in the entire game. synergizes well with zen.

zen needs discord for that, which i proposed a nerf for. neither of them should be able to do that shit

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

if only there were another character that could press E and instantly stop reaper's ult without having to aim

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

When you press to make a call out but realize no one heard it because you pressed "1" instead of " ` ".

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are you implying that's a negative thing somehow?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Every level up box is full of sprays.
Blizz went full jew on this one.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

he's not hacking guys believe me i have a friend who knows him!
lol jeeze, these excuses are getting ridiculous i love it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

go to hit Tab to check my team's ult status
accidentally hit Q
completely wasting zarya ult

FUCK

it ended up sucking in an ulting genji so it wasn't all bad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

literally next match, volskaya
when we're defending enemy team wins by abusing overtime
when we're attackign we roll the first point but when a single bastion is too much for us all our reinahrdt switches to s76 just to seal our doom
drop back to rank 47
mfw just when I was about to climb out of this hell I get retards like these
And yeah yeah, me booga team also booga, but I couldn't really snipe a basiton as zenyatta without some of his teammates personally going out of their way to tear me to shreds.

Lunatick
Lunatick

not having enough love to help her fight through the pain

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Team EnVyUs's INTERNETHULK's house
He lives in a teamhouse owned by nV. He doesn't live in his own house.

iluvmen
iluvmen

hate to break it to you, user, but these are fake

idontknow
idontknow

happily married to a man
gets kidnapped and brainwashed into murdering said husband
empty husk of a person that's only good for murder
somehow now a lesbian

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

user shopped reddit shit for some reason.

WebTool
WebTool

reaper players are so fucking delusional lmao "h-h-he only gets played against tanks! hes completely balanced!!!!!!"

5mileys
5mileys

in quickplay match
playing Tracer
in back
Widow/Genji/McCree chasing me for a solid 3 minutes
My team of 5 is getting stomped by a Zen/Zar/Road
literal trash team I got placed on. Killed the three of them multiple times a good 100 feet behind the payload and those 5 dumbasses couldn't push past 3 people with 5.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no, they all have their own apartment and that has been the case for atleast like 1-2 months now

at the very beginning when all the EU guys moved in to US they lived together for a while in the teamhouse but it was only temporary until they all got own housing settled

Emberfire
Emberfire

Am I silly to wish to have Mercy's beams not visible to the enemy? Or would it be "OP" in a way?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Well I tend to feel that dying in my sleep a very negative thing.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

the only good thing about him is his ult, he only has a few good matchups and has to be point blank range that said he has the most annoying easy win ult in the game and I hate it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Ana is extremely popular in ranked mode

If you mean popular like Widow and Hanzo are popular, yeah. Picking either of those characters just makes your teammates throw a fit and demand you switch and they'd be right because Ana is incredibly outclassed by Zen because of how ridiculous orb of discord is.

Still not seeing any reason why Ana should be nerfed so Mercy can be "viable", even if Ana was nerfed Mercy would still be shit, and I'm honestly fine with the cancerous resurrect character being shit because Mercy rezing her entire team when she respawned sucked ass.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

empty husk of a person
Although that's either bullshit or Blizzard can't portray that for shit. No one would ever guess she's supposed to be an emotionless husk if her bio didn't say so.
So it's hard to perceive her that way.

hairygrape
hairygrape

fucking saved, that's hot as fuck. more?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

mercy could use a buff but that would be a dumb one

give her some cool E ability, she doesnt have any currently

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

autistic shipperfags pair up pretty much anyone getting a smidge of screen time together.

the whole pharah/mercy thing literally started from a brawl where two of them where the main picks

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

still can't choose which highlight intros to use for the random setting

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is higher dpi and sens better or is lower better? What do you all run? I'm 9 sens 1200dpi for now

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If you mean popular like Widow and Hanzo are popular, yeah.

post your rank, mate

don't be embarrassed, i already know it's low as fuck so i have no expectations

Ana is incredibly outclassed by Zen because of how ridiculous orb of discord is.

it's almost like the meta is 2/2/2 and ana + zen are a very common and powerful combo

I'm honestly fine with the cancerous resurrect character being shit because Mercy rezing her entire team when she respawned sucked ass.

agreed, it slowed down the game, but it's not a sign of good balance when a hero is literally a complete redundancy and is outclassed in virtually every conceivable way, so it's still worth addressing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Ana is pretty common pick in 70+ ranked because nano boosted Genji wins games on his own

Lunatick
Lunatick

this autistic guy sperging about reaper being op
lmao

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

please be kidding

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

WAAAAAH HOW DARE CHARACTERS BE GOOD

you are fucking retarded, please never post balance suggestions ever again.

Anytime I think Blizzard is retarded at balancing I'm reminded that at least they're not user on Veeky Forums retarded.

Playboyize
Playboyize

How fucking new

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

She would have to be able to feel for that to be a thing.

empty husk of a person can have sexual orientation

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

attack on numbani
play offense widowmaker
because im THAT GUY
she softly whispers "ahh gerard.." in a somber tone of voice

is this a new voice line? what the hell does this have to do with numbani of all places?

Lunatick
Lunatick

good arguments, have a (You)

cum2soon
cum2soon

Haha ikr? Epic reaper pic /b/ro, reaper is so cool man such a badass character.....

Methshot
Methshot

I don't think it's too unlikely. If you think about it this summer games event doesn't add that much content in the end. We got, what, 3 legendary skins that are actual model changes? That and the animations are probably the bulk of the work. How much work is it, really?
I could see them doing another event in October and then December.

Snarelure
Snarelure

GIVE ME MIDRIFF TRACER GIVE ME NIPPON GENJI REEEEE

JunkTop
JunkTop

She can clearly feel smug joy at things

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

if you adadada spam you're literally immortal because of the 10 tickrate
Holy shit this game is a joke
I've never had trouble hitting people in any fps I've played over these past 20 years until now

Flameblow
Flameblow

XDDDD
Nice one dude!!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i thought she said "regard" which means look

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Tracer can cure mindbreak with the power of love.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I love laughing at black "people"

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

She can obviously feel. They numbed her emotions, not outright removed them.

Inmate
Inmate

No one would ever guess she's supposed to be an emotionless husk if her bio didn't say so. So it's hard to perceive her that way.
So you're telling me shipperfags actively ignore what a character actually is for the sake of their shitty fantasies? Wow who would have guessed

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

She can clearly feel smug joy at things
Yes that'll make me feel much better about her killing me in my sleep. How foolish of me.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Would you happen to be using an adapter for a mouse? If so, flick it. Helps of you bind the emote to a side button on the mouse

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Reaction videos are such shit. This type of stuff should never be so lazy as to not even cut out the parts where NOTHING is said.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

"please pick a second healer"
t. hanzo who won't change himself

neither would soldier or mccree but literally this fucking autist won't change

i was at 120 hp as rein for like 30 fucking seconds because mercy was busy with something else and we didn't have a lucio like do you fucking think i want to play tank no i fucking dont but no one else would

i literally want to kill myself i lose games because of these FUCKING STUPID RETARDS

FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME AND COMMUNITY HOLY SHIT THIS IS WORSE THAN LEAGUE I SWEAR

viagrandad
viagrandad

What is the INTENT and designated role Winston is supposed to fill?

I'm assuming the devs didn't make him just to give Genji a hard time.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yeah, the 5 tickrate is really bad. When will the raise it from 2.5? It's absurd that Blizzard thinks that a 1.25 tickrate is acceptable. I don't understand what made them think a 0.625 tickrate is okay.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

That's why she has to be saved.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Have you guys seen this? Sombra teaser

twitter.com/ovistuff/status/762808700881006592

iluvmen
iluvmen

But she's obviously not emotionless if you just listen to her voice lines in-game. She's just numb to them at most.

Inmate
Inmate

She does that on any map, it's the line that was added with Ana update. I bet Gerard is gonna be back soon, since no one in game's lore stays dead anyway.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

this is what widowfags actually believe

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

bullshit or Blizzard can't portray that for shit
Doesn't the lore mention she only ever feels anything when completing an assignment.

TreeEater
TreeEater

there really isn't a difference as long as the eDPI is the same unless your mouse has a shitty sensor that performs better/poorly on certain DPI's

also that sens is crazy fucking high jesus christ

eGremlin
eGremlin

Tracer can cure mindbreak with the power of love.
How that plan worked out in the end...

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Nope sorry.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Why is it so hard to make people play the meta?
I swear if I see hanzo in my team again

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

rank 58 dropped from like 60 and haven't bothered to play ranked in like a week tbqh.

I still maintain Mercy isn't crap because Ana is a better single healer, Mercy is crap because she's crap. Her ult charges way too fucking slow compared to the other supports. It's kinda like pre buff Zenyatta, I think he was actually a good character prebuff in almost every aspect but his ult which was and that made him a bad support.

sounds like the problem is with genji and how dragonblade is stupid, not ana.

Emberburn
Emberburn

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NCqrcD-8rI&t=206s
D-DAYUUM

SniperWish
SniperWish

it must be the hanzos fault we are losing!!!!!!
Hey faggot fact, over rank 55 hanzo is a great pick. Hanzo is a scary fucking character who can carry hard, in korea before they removed hero stacking they would go double hanzo attack.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

posting some streamslut instead official links

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

almost no comics about widowmaker and reaperdad adventures
no reaperdad doing reaperdad things at talon HQ

happy_sad
happy_sad

stop shilling your twitter

takes2long
takes2long

Bundeswehr or bust

Inmate
Inmate

There's nothing to save.

All that's left is Widowmaker.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw finally learned how to zenyatta
tfw cutting through tanks like butter
tfw throwing out my balls to all my team mates
tfw becoming best buddies with Lucio

Wonderful

RumChicken
RumChicken

Wasn't that just from the recall video

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

encounter mccree
either stunned then fan'd or sniped with his bullshit revolver sniper rifle

encounter roadhog
instakill, he's not that bullshit though

moving around the map
suddenly dead because hanzo released his m1 again

finally I got this reaper
nope he just presses lshift and runs away
then he returns and pulls a columbine on my team

genji will get nerfed soon so not talking about him

I recently bought this game, how do I git gud exactly?

w8t4u
w8t4u

backline harassment, and he's a powerful engager

fucking lol

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Mercy is crap because she's crap
It's exactly the opposite. The ult charge nerf didn't hurt Mercy THAT bad, it's just that Zen is so fucking good that you'd rather pick him

Lucio is Lucio and therefore a mandatory pick like he has been for the entire existance of OW

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Nope, this was updated on the brazilian ow site

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hey reddit autism gives me pointless tips I think will help me then Junkrat fires twice over a wall and kills me anyway.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Friendly reminder Sombra will be a snarky Latina hacker with
M1: arm-mounted keyboard that shoots ascii character bullets
M2: decoy clones
E: Stealth wall
L-Shift: Recon sentries (discreetly tag LoS enemies)
Ult: Shadow Field (massive AoE that blinds enemy field)

askme
askme

Can anyone tell me if the ranks you meet during placement matches hint at the rank you're going to get? Most people I see while I'm trying to get placed are around 50-55, is that something good or bad?

Firespawn
Firespawn

bio states her emotions were only numbed
says she feels alive in her own short

What's the issue?

RumChicken
RumChicken

korea is terrible at fps games and that supports the fact that he should never be picked

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Daily reminder that Sombra is Talon's version of Athena
Daily reminder that she will be instant waifu material

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

No, they're ignoring a small text on the official website in favour of all her appearances in the actual game and cinematic trailers.

Nojokur
Nojokur

there are people here RIGHT NOW that think Winston is a bad tank

there are people here RIGHT NOW that think McCree is broken

Fuck when are we going to get /owg/ inhouses so I can fucking rape the shitters in 70 and below?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No

askme
askme

play on ps4
lay in bed occasionally pressing down x left x to queue for lucioball to collect xp in the other room

Comfy

likme
likme

Reaper isnt a part of talon. He works with them

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

alive when KILLING
i.e. being a psychopath
she's fubar, man

RumChicken
RumChicken

Your ideas sound fun.

Soft_member
Soft_member

LMFAO BRO

LEMME JUST PICK REAPER LETS SEE HOW GREAT YOUR WINSTON IS DUDE LOLOLOLOL

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

play on pc
watch anime on laptop while strafing and occasionally pressing mouse 2 to collect xp

Too comfy.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Play reaper always play reaper

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

That's more an issue with Genji than with Ana.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

me too man and we will never get punished for it since blizzard doesn't give a shit about console players

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw doing the same shit
Watching pokemon right now desu. Serena is cute

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Where to find decent PS4 players with Mics?

I'll even play with reddit or something, playing solo fucking awful

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

practicing Zenyatta in QP
join a game in progress
we're winning
murder an Ult'ing Genji
receive free win

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Winston is a bad tank. He can't tank for shit and he's the most fragile in his class.

He's still the best Genji counter in the game and that alone makes him A tier.

happy_sad
happy_sad

kill yourself weebs

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

zarya cosplay

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

AIM for the body. Shes all brawn no brains

Snarelure
Snarelure

Watching pokemon right now
when did your life go so wrong?

WebTool
WebTool

It's general knowledge that Widowmaker's legs were amputated, right?

girlDog
girlDog

golden weapons are a thing
people are going full autist mode to try and get them
Can someone explain to me this gold hype? I get that they're kind of "rare" or maybe a status symbol, but they look like shit tbqh. Dota did something similar with pure gold version with cosmetic items and they looked equally shit compared to the normal versions. Is anyone else just holding their points like me for when they release something that actually looks kinda nice?

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's funny, you can always spot the LoLbabbies because they think Korea is the pinnacle of gaming. Makes me laugh my ass off when I watch tournaments and see people in chat saying "these guys will get rolled as soon as Korea gets into international comp" and stuff.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I don't know how you could think her line about Gerard when Ana mentions him is completely void of emotion.

StonedTime
StonedTime

looks nothing like zarya
haircut is wrong
hair color is wrong
hungry skeleton

kill yourself senpai

DeathDog
DeathDog

Because next season is new rewards, golden guns go bye bye

JunkTop
JunkTop

I'm so fucking triggered. I got 7/10 and it placed me at 55. one more victory would mean 150 more points.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Tracers name is Lena? What th e fuck

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

findland mendioned :DD

farquit
farquit

I can play with you but I don't use my mic.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I get bronze dmg and kill medals with zen at best, is this bad y/n

You almost get as much heal as lucio anyway so do you have to get kill/dmg medals too

Inmate
Inmate

idk probably 8th grade.

There are a couple that look better than the default when paired with certain skins.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Is Zarya's champion skin more common than the others? I got it THREE TIMES

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

no they don't you dumbass

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

implying Winston should ever be picked as the solo tank

He can 3 v 1 with his bubble against 200HP enemies easily and with Zarya they're unbelievably fucking good together

Its another episode of DotA retard thinks Korea isn't good at games based on the 10 people that play DotA2 in Korea

Yet MVP is still a fucking good team, and literally no one gives a shit about DotA2 in Korea.

Its not in the top 10 games played in Korea and its probably not even top 20

Techpill
Techpill

I got Lucio's white one 3 times. Still haven't gotten either of the other fucking summer legendaries

Lunatick
Lunatick

Got the original unchecked version of this familia?

Booteefool
Booteefool

MOLTEN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

w8t4u
w8t4u

they look like shit

shit taste senpai, McCree's and Zen's look great

Snarelure
Snarelure

can someone bust him already
i want to see this cunt drink semen soup

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

He can 3 v 1 with his bubble

In the fantasy world where his bubble has more than 600 HP and it takes less than four seconds to shock enemy to death absolutely.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I get that they're kind of "rare" or maybe a status symbol
it's this, if they released literal turd skins people would still use them if they were rare. I don't know why though.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

youtube.com/watch?v=dErRj6V8_xQ
Blizzard is a producer of entertainment, so obviously they aren't interested in making players happy.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Zenyatta players vape

Snarelure
Snarelure

His bubble has 800 hp senpai

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Widowmaker is Amelie's true self. Seems Ana always thought she was a bitch.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

reached lvl 100
players are getting good it's so stressful
only play easy heroes like lucio and torb

I want to play McCree but I suck at aiming. I'm just bringing the team down most of the time.

Lunatick
Lunatick

6 Torbjörns in Numbani
Twice

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

be my healslut so I stop leaving games before they start because I see a torb picker or hanzo picker

Lunatick
Lunatick

6 d.va's

problem solved

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'll play but I'm only on in the dead of night due to work schedule.

Id: Dhuroon

Evilember
Evilember

You have 10 seconds to come up with a counter for 5 D.Vas and 1 Lucio moving a payload

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It would need twice as much health in order to be useful. It shatters immediately upon placement even if one DPS class is remotely in the area.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Zarya x4/Zen/Lucio

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

RYUJIN WO KENWO KURAAAAE

Evilember
Evilember

How could you not know? I'm pretty sure she says her name in some of her voice lines.

WebTool
WebTool

Mei and Zarya

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Seeing that photo makes me think of this song
youtube.com/watch?v=yvIrGPL0_rs

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

CYKA XAXAXA AGNOVIKA LA TOBLESTIEN
[BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR] [CLACK] [CLACK]

Lunatick
Lunatick

3 Zarya's 2 Meis and a healer

there

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

a combo of zarya, winston, lucio, zen and maybe reapy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Am I the only one getting pissed off about Goal Campers in Lucioball?
You know, the ones who instantly run into your goal after Kickoff, stay there the entire time, constantly push you out, and do absolutely nothing but wait for their Ults. It´s annoying, unsportsmanlike and just makes you look like you don´t have a life.

Am I the only one who is annoyed to death by these Low people?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

BUILD EM UP BREAK EM DOWN

Playboyize
Playboyize

It's actually from a movie, and has a pretty amazing soundtrack in itself. Recommend checking it out, it's incredibly cozy.
youtube.com/watch?v=0sAn0Q04VUE

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Even bastion in turret form takes more than a second to deal 800 damage user

His max dps is 525 at close range

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Winston is a fucking horrible counter to DVa. She has 400 armor. Reaper would suck too because pretty much every single one of your shots would inevitably be inhaled if there are that many of them.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

lucioball
(You)

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

does there even need to be a counter to that since there's a 1 hero limit now?

SniperGod
SniperGod

play in quickplay, and don't give no shits. in 10 hours you'll be able to aim properly, and continue getting better from there.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Wait are you mad about goalies

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

He meant qp

likme
likme

That picture makes him think of that song because he pirates games using repacks. One repacker called Fitgirl uses that picture as an avatar and that song plays when you're unpacking the game.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Quick play

Methshot
Methshot

is there any point to playing mercy now?
Is zen lucio or lucio ana just better?

girlDog
girlDog

Well that repacker has good taste.
I don't torrent games, too paranoid about malware. I only pirate music and anime.
Which is a pain because it's the only way I can get SWAT 4 without buying a retail copy from fucking amazon or something

w8t4u
w8t4u

why do you stackfags think i don't deserve a higher rank? i'm LEM in csgo fuck off if you think i'm not better than 99% of the fucking moba niggers playing this

teams are fucking booga as fuck nigga i swear fuck outta here you can't play solo

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

tfw discord kick

Methnerd
Methnerd

She works if you want to pocket a friend. It's pretty fucking hard to kill say, a roadhog or Zarya being healed. I honestly don't know if you can outdps the heals if you're playing something like Winston or Tracer, unless they're standing still afk

Flameblow
Flameblow

It's...

Beautiful.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Comp needs to be separated into solo and team desu. Even league style where you can duo with one other in solo queue would be great.

FastChef
FastChef

5 zaryas one lucio.

Easy. Zarya melts the shit out of dva with her super special snowflake m1 beam that ignores armor and doesnt give a shit about her attacks or her ult

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

So is zenyatta actually any good? I'm new to the game, but it seems like his heals are too low to really make a difference on the front lines.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

what is wrong with you?

Techpill
Techpill

But then, why would she have those lines about Gerard?
There's still something there.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

nice gold fgt

girlDog
girlDog

playing Lucio
hit tab to see if I should wait for anyone's respawn to SPEEDBOOST them back to the team
break it down in the spawn room

...fug

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You're gravely mistaken. Those heals can more often than not completely turn fights around. Put it on roadhog and watch him decimate the tracer that got him down to 10 hp

Techpill
Techpill

He's a "support healer" and a tank eater

Snarelure
Snarelure

His heal's are the least impactful part of him

Making any enemy your team firest at take 50% increased damage is huge

You deal decent damage yourself

And your ult is essentially "Press Q to nullify enemy ults and damage": The button

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

normal

If she's "normal" then why is her skin piss coloured

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you can't play solo
Yes you can. If you're good you can solo carry with Genji or Zarya.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Had one similar to this, feels great

Illusionz
Illusionz

heal while dealing damage and putting a huge debuff on an enemy
he's great

iluvmen
iluvmen

A FUCKING SPRAY

THANKS SUMMER BOX

I LOVE IT

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

At least you haven't been literally getting only sprays and icons in every box like me, or have you?

w8t4u
w8t4u

csgo players

Inmate
Inmate

The third summer box I ever opened has a duplicate summer spray. This is hell

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Was it one of the sporty ones?

Evilember
Evilember

That's like saying a corpse that twitches is still alive.

Minute spasms of what used to be. Nothing more.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's rare™ and unique™ content, it's also FREE

You should be more grateful

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

if you're good you can solo carry
you must not have read the part where he described how good he was at CSGO, clearly he's amazing and cannot be possibly wrong.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What's your PSN, family?

hairygrape
hairygrape

over 2000 hours on paint

eGremlin
eGremlin

What ever happened with that download people had last night? Is there a patch coming?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

at least it's not a duplicate.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Who has the best sprays and why is it Zenyatta?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Opponent team members should NOT be able to enter your goal.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Competitive
Play Ana
Get told to switch off

Quickplay
Play Ana
Get told to switch off

WHERE DO I PLAY HER

Supergrass
Supergrass

FOR THE LAST TIME, IM SWEDISH

likme
likme

What's up with that fucking voice line? It's not like Widowmaker chose to kill her husband and become a living weapon.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

you dont, shes shit

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Why don't you talk?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

on a losing streak from 70 to 50
get 5 gold medals 90% of my matches
HUR BUT MEDALS DONT MATTER UR A SHIT TEAMMATE

Medals don't paint the entire picture, but when I have 5 of them that means the entire team is completely fucking worthless

I'm done, this game is populated by the most worthless retard LoL players on the planet, back to CSGO

MPmaster
MPmaster

Or you can just say England

DIE DIE DIEE!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

CS is so fucking boring though

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

your lucio not know he can swap to heals or what

idontknow
idontknow

me ooga
team booga
kys man

SniperGod
SniperGod

doesnt stack

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

8 deaths
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
BANGO BINGO
KANKO KONKO
?????
LOSE
GRUUUUGH???

Supergrass
Supergrass

maybe she wasnt brainwashed after all, she just was given an oportunity

farquit
farquit

vs AI

happy_sad
happy_sad

from 70 to 50

Even if I try to lose this much I won't be able to

idontknow
idontknow

How you play accounts for more than your wins. A friend of mine watches Dyrus play and said he received 67 for his placement going 10-0 in a duo queue.

I soloQ'd as Junkrat

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ooga booga
back to CSGO

DeathDog
DeathDog

Better than this shit.

KYS retarded LoL playing monkey. Maybe once this event is over and all of you fucking retards go back to your shitty game it will improve.

Happens in 1v6s, yeah. Reaper is easy to chase down.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

zarya, dva, pharah in ever game

Bidwell
Bidwell

You're clearly doing something wrong if you fell from 70 to 50. You were in a bracket with peers of your skill. You'd think someone who got to lv70 would understand this

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I just have a really shitty sounding voice.

WebTool
WebTool

lmao u mad ? its just a game bro

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

No? Talon runs just like Blackwatch. He's pretty obviously the guy in charge, if not their founder.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I bet you cry about you actually being global but only being a Silver 5 because your teammates drag you down, don't you?

Lunatick
Lunatick

pharah
what

Booteefool
Booteefool

more like, genji, soldier and mcree

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

pharah
now that's a name i haven't heard in almost a month

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

CS:GO

askme
askme

Loot box time, If I get player icons and sprays again I'll go mad. I love you user!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

no, she was clearly brainwashed, it's in the lore and everything.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Talon runs just like Blackwatch.
Source: Your ass

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

sticking dick into timid french waifu
sticking dick into crazy blueberry psycho waifu

gerard died as he lived, pounding that ass

i think all of us here wish to be gerard in the back of our minds

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I'm LEM since the rank changes, so no?

Yeah, I solo queued during this event.
As soon as I queue with 2 friends I go back onto a 10+ win streak.
hur carried
KYS

takes2long
takes2long

Go Comp
get placed at 54
drop to 53
Win
Lose
Win
Lose
continues like this indefinitely.

Who stagnate here?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Lucky guy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Who here /top500/ ?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I honestly don't think most people care. Communication is very good for this game. If you're uncomfortable, just say key things like when your ult is ready, you need help or the enemy are flanking. Little things like that are a big help.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

carried like a sack of potatoes

Playboyize
Playboyize

if you were consistently getting golds like you say you are, you would eventually climb out of it. if everyone were as bad as you say they are, and you are as good as you say are, all your games would boil down to 6 baddies against 5 baddies and 1 good. the enemy team is just as likely to get baddies as your team is you just notice it a lot more when the baddies are on your team. Generally speaking everyone below 50 isn't as above average as they think they are, if they were they wouldn't be at that rank.

this concept is called Illusory Superiority, it's a congitive bias and as such it is almost impossible to realise that you have it. you'll think "oh yeah, most people have that, but not me". the refusal to accept that you have illusory superiority is a fine example of illusory superiority in itself.

For driving skills, 93% of the U.S. sample put themselves in the top 50%

Skullbone
Skullbone

ME SHAKA
TEAM ZULU

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

overwatch.gamepedia.com/Blackwatch

hairygrape
hairygrape

I got AmeriCree and BaguetteWM from the box, couldn't give less shit about them. My favorite drop so far was Reaper's BMX spray.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I fucked around in the 40's until I started playing with a group. Then I made it to 55, played solo and dropped to 50 again. I semi play with a group again and I'm about to be 56. So play with a group.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

enemy stacks genjis
go winston
they don't switch

FRIED GENJIS ON THE MENU, BOYS!

viagrandad
viagrandad

no joke, I wish Reinhardt had a Shaka Zulu skin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Medals don't paint the entire picture, but when I have 5 of them that means the entire team is completely fucking worthless

no it doesnt. eliminations, objective kills, and damage done are tied very closely together. if you have gold in one you likely have gold or silver in others

eGremlin
eGremlin

Can we post our absolute shit hero ideas here

Soft_member
Soft_member

is this where to join anonymus? can u tak edown blizzerd for ban me

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw wen team booga but me booga more

askme
askme

Mercy!

TechHater
TechHater

Please show me where it details how Talon and Blackwatch are run, you retard.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I have gotten a tracer skin that I didn't want, but apart from that, yes.

Snarelure
Snarelure

what is this luck

RavySnake
RavySnake

*dies*

JunkTop
JunkTop

Shit illumination probably.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Of course they don't switch, most genji mains are idiots, and when the nerf comes, they still won't switch because they don't know how to play other heroes, and it's gonna be the biggest cry fest for this game, and as a Winston main I can't wait for this moment.

takes2long
takes2long

I see Hog and Zarya more than D.va and Rein nowadays

SniperGod
SniperGod

EXTREEEEEEME
SPOOOOORTZ

FUCK THE OLYMPICS, I WANT THE X-GAMES
(reaper shouts as he pops a sick wheelie)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Nigga what the fuck do you need details for in the wiki it says mccree says they run like blackwatch so they run like blackwatch. Who gives a fuck.

SniperWish
SniperWish

We need a DPS character that is exclusively melee. That would be cool.

Give him 250hp
Left Shift is basically winstons leap
E is basically a stun
Ultimate is basically fists of fury

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

play Genji
trigger Redditors

girlDog
girlDog

what is she going to show me?

TreeEater
TreeEater

ur basically a fgt

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

He never sticked it in her crazy form tho.
Plus, she killed him, that's not something i'd want.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

here's my idea:

500hp
gun doesnt need to be reloaded
can fly quickly to escape danger every 5 seconds
can activate a shield that blocks anything, even ults and it lasts 4 seconds, recharges after 10 seconds
can self destruct, one shotting everything

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Do you have the strawberry one?

hairygrape
hairygrape

More like BMXecutioner!

RavySnake
RavySnake

play Genji
get nerfed

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Either Ana is clueless about what happened or she knew Widow was a bitch pre-mindrape

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

in Overwatch 2, Tracer realizes she is more powerful without her chronal accelerator that with. Her abilities include force push and pull (à la Yoda in BF2), becoming invisible and teleporting across the map. Her ultimate makes her vanish from the tangible realm of reality for a short duration (5 seconds) during which she takes over the body of an enemy champion, gaining control on their movement and abilities.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

McCree, Genji, Zarya, D.va, Lucio and Zenyatta

Literally the perfect team

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

30 games
8 wins
This day has been abysmal. I was regularly seeing players over level 100, now nobody is over 70. Glad I didn't try ranked.

5mileys
5mileys

So what's the big fuss about Nanoboosted Dragonblade? I got nanoboosted as Genji and it honestly didn't feel too different from normal Dragonblade. 120 damage to 180 is only enough to 1 shot Tracer and Genji already has enough mobility without the speed boost.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Ana is just mad because Widow shot her eye.
She might not know about the brainwash.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

My idea is to copy mechanics from other heroes
so creative

FastChef
FastChef

i think she murdered him after she was "found" from being kidnapped

he probably had one last fuck or so before her kill command was [TRIGGERED]

massdebater
massdebater

damage reduction and speed boost, it's basically a free team kill.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

you're in shit league if 300 effective health makes no difference

StonedTime
StonedTime

Pythos, the Indian Snake Charmer, always surrounded by his three trusty cyborg snakes, Naga, Kaliya, and Shesha
Defend allies from flanking heroes and pick off low health heroes
M1: play flute and snakes strike the target. Hit scan, no reload, but low rate of fire
M2: whip snakes around in a 360 degree attack that does 50 damage to enemies near the user
E: place a protective cobra on an ally that automatically strikes nearby enemies up to three times before disappearing. Only one cobra at a time
L-Shift: warp to the cobra you've placed on your ally. Removes the cobra and puts both abilities in cool down
Ult: transform into a cobra with high mobility and wall climb, can only strike at one enemy at a time

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Doomfish
Tank
Ultimate is a huge mass stun (kinda like Mei's ult, but instant)
melee hits slow down characters
Shift grabs an enemy and you pound them to the ground stunning them
E is a rocket punch

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

McCree says that Talon's tactics are based on Blackwatch tactics
that obviously means that the internal hierarchy, structure. and other systems of Talon are the same as Blackwatch
You're an illiterate retard.

Supergrass
Supergrass

inb4 someone posts the poo in loo snake charmer

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

change one variable
suddenly winning

askme
askme

Well there's your problem. You got Box and not Boxes.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

An Indian hero, not like Sym, but a feather Indian. Throws tomahawks upwards at retarded, uncontrollable arcs. One shots every hero if taken to the head. Also 3 tomahawks/reload, 2 second reload. Has a recovery move like Roadhog but it involved huffing spraypaint.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yeah, but she only went full blueberry after killing him.

idontknow
idontknow

Meant for

hairygrape
hairygrape

Likelihood of announcing Sombra at Gamescom?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Or did she? It seems to be a very advanced brain washing technique. Not some simple robot crap but a true personality reconstruction.

SniperWish
SniperWish

this?

youtube.com/watch?v=pU2ZxJMENm4

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Yeah that guy looked retarded. Make characters actually cool. He would be like a sinister type guy with like pronounced S's

Illusionz
Illusionz

what

RumChicken
RumChicken

Read this post, Reddit shitter who can't handle Genji

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's reaching critical mass

w8t4u
w8t4u

primary
melee tomahawk (really short range)
secondary
throw tomahawk (has a cooldown like lucio)

ult should be a rain dance/ sun dance

it changes from one to another in regard to how its done, like the arcade D&D game where a sorcerer's spell can have different effects depending on what part of the screen he was at during casting

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

90%

Emberburn
Emberburn

Make characters actually cool
He would be like a sinister type guy with like pronounced S's

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

when is gamescon

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

it's more likely that sombra will be released before gamescom

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

champion
whoah there

MPmaster
MPmaster

Next weekend.

StonedTime
StonedTime

August 23 is after gamescom

cum2soon
cum2soon

thanks google

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

offense vs defense

which side do you guys mostly prefer?
Ive always favored being on the defending team for the most part

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

How do I git gud?

MPmaster
MPmaster

play Zarya
my only job is to throw out sick shields and give Genji potg

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

keep playing blueberry

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

thanks user

i have nothing to complain, i guess

Methnerd
Methnerd

Just played a game with 5 supports and one roadhog
had a good chuckle

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I pork D.vas with the whole hog most of the time. Fuck Zen, Zarya and Reaper though.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Barely outside the last point in attack on Gil.
Time to defend
Instantly Torb and Bastion are picked
Neither of them know how to position and refuse to change
Enemy team just steam rolls in

w8t4u
w8t4u

She was only a sleeper agent programmed to kill Gerard and go back to Talon, that's when they fully brainwashed her.

likme
likme

Attacking is easier for me

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wat do when you're in an actual 6v1 game? Like actually I'm the only one on my team that can do anything - 5 gold medals tier bad

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is better to get a high MMR in quick play and then do my placement matches for competitive, or just see what rank I get and work my way up?

likme
likme

Are you running out into the open often? Roadhog shines in nice, tight corridors!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Throw it. Meme it to hell. Play offensive Mercy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Can't really do shit.

Bidwell
Bidwell

ever squeezed cum out of your dick?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Pick widowmaker, use assault rifle mode only.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I don't have a dick

FastChef
FastChef

carry like the mr lem you claim to be

whereismyname
whereismyname

If I have a positive winrate (55%) why am I not increasing in rank?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

i complained about genji before reddit did

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Post vocaroo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Is this good advice?

youtube.com/watch?v=lHlF7MPhppY

King_Martha
King_Martha

implying we have dicks here

Techpill
Techpill

grats, youre also retarded

TechHater
TechHater

The former
But since Season 1 ends in a week there's no harm in checking your rank.

whereismyname
whereismyname

yeah is stated that but maybe is just the version that overwatch wkows but in reality it wasnt like that

i mean like a shitty plot twist like the ones blizzard loves

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Ana best girl

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

how do you kill tracer easily?

is mcree able to solo kill tracer up close?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Pharah and Mercy have been a ship for ages, what are you on.

Soft_member
Soft_member

hello

5mileys
5mileys

play like I've never played before
20+ kill streak with tracer
Potg as mcree afterwards
I got voice lines and stickers

What are the best ways to kill myself, /owg/ ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

They're okay spots but really torb in general is kinda weak, in the lower mmr where torb is still sorta viable they're pretty good spots

TechHater
TechHater

You're right i'm sure it's not foreshadowing or anything blizzard just specifically decided to point out something that literally doesn't matter in the lore unless it was foreshadowing. But you're right it's not.

eGremlin
eGremlin

if the tracer is bad you can kill her with flashbang or hook
if she's good then you can't kill her

Lunatick
Lunatick

WHAT'S IN THE PATCH

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

memes

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What would make Torb good?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

interview at 3:30
if I get the job I won't have time for overwatch anymore
if I don't get the job I starve to death

this is the final day boys ;_;

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

if I get the job I won't have time for overwatch anymore

Normiew ho has things to get out REEE

WebTool
WebTool

i hope you starve you fucking faggot

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

starving > having a job

You wanted to lose a bit of weight anyways, didn't you user?

iluvmen
iluvmen

wtf is this shit

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Post YFW you switch from Support to Offense solely to kill that ONE FUCKER

JunkTop
JunkTop

whoa there

is it right to sexualize a 60 year old woman, my dick can't tell

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I can't play 18 hours per day anymore
I will only have time to play 8 hours per day now
RIP Overwatch

girlDog
girlDog

She's got the body of a 20 year old, I don't think it counts

happy_sad
happy_sad

placement game #10
5-4 so far
their team: 1 rando and a five man premade with two 67s and a 62, a 59 and one unranked player
my team 2xduo teams, all unranked, me and one other rando. More than half my team are below lvl 30

I've never felt so fucking cheated. How the fuck are teams allowed to even queue for placements anyway? I feel like I got gypped out of maybe 5 points. Fucking bloodclart matchmaking man. Also even though I finished on a rigorously enforced fifty, how do I only get 52 when I've got something like 43 gold medals during placement and apparently I'm in the top 8% for medals per game? How do they work this fucking shit out, roll dice or something?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Bullshit you won't have time. What is it some shit tier job that has 10-12 hour shifts?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

it is, user

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

An update for the game is downloading in advance so it will be ready on patch day. You're welcome.
- John

Booteefool
Booteefool

TFW you have to do it because no one is aiming for the mercy and feeding her ults

Argh!

idontknow
idontknow

not humiliating them by killing them as a support

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Don't worry, we're all getting a reset soon anyway. Let's just hope they fixed that shit in S2.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

www.boredpanda.com/59-years-old-grandma-fashion-model-yasmina-rossi/

eGremlin
eGremlin

JUST TOUCH THE FUCKING POINT HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS IT HTAT GOD DAMNED HARD

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Does someone with worse luck exist?

Supergrass
Supergrass

tfw I've been on a ridiculous losing spree
about to enter the 40s
How do I not fuck this up?

FastChef
FastChef

Have a character that moves about like a roo on molly in a game with 20 tick
People wonder why they can't fucking hit the cunt

Spamalot
Spamalot

Play SWTOR until your Overwatch energies recharge.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

probably fixing lucioball

Techpill
Techpill

20 tick should make it easier to hit people.

StonedTime
StonedTime

you're doing pretty good if you haven't bought crates yet

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

tfw your shit team are getting hemmed in by two torbjorn turrets do you swap from healer to widow, go stand next to the corpse of your previous widow, lol the turrets and the torbjorn and swap back to Lucio to lead the push

I'm a fucking shit sniper, but how hard is it to snipe something that literally can't move?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I think what bothers me the most about this event is that I do not like 98% of the Rio content but I'm stuck getting at least 1 Rio item out of my crates for 3 weeks.

girlDog
girlDog

"Cheers love, the cavalry's here!!!"
is there a cute line in the entire game?

happy_sad
happy_sad

good Tracer tilts me so much that I break out Winston and start focusing her
mfw I make her switch off

I also made a Tracer leave the match once in the same way.

Techpill
Techpill

200health/50 armor. Makes it less risky to get that scrap.
Make armor packs cost 40 scrap instead.

Small changes, won't do anything to piss shitrankers off since the turret stays as it is, but makes Torb maybe just a bit more viable on medium/high rank.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

You are now entering Route 66
Defense

Methnerd
Methnerd

says somebody that doesn't understand 20 tick.

If anything it makes it easier for shitters to hit people sometimes because they can fuck up and succeed because of it. The better the tracking the player can do the worse 20 tick is for them.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

D.Va's I play to win! in korean

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

True enough. At least I get some welfare coins.

They should make placements enforced solo queue though

whereismyname
whereismyname

All of D.Va's.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

"Sprechstunde bei der Frau Doktor"
-Mercy

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

A good tracer has no problems avoiding harambe.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

i got my first skin at 23

i'm still only level 53 i've played 4 levels per day so i could reach prestige and get lvl 101-20 boxes quick

i'm dead inside burned out already i enjoy clearing the pixels and improving the chart much more than playing

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Sounds like she wants to take a sexually medical exam of my prostata.

likme
likme

They need to rework the entire fucking ranked system. I've never seen anything so broken.
There should be one for solo Q and another for premade teams.

Emberburn
Emberburn

There's no penalty to leaving a quick play game before the teams have been assembled, right?

At this point I'm considering just giving up on defence games.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Gorillabro fucks over Genji and Tracer

Harambe V2 is the hero we need.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

not "Super!"

ZOOPAH
O
O
P
A
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TechHater
TechHater

"its in the refrigerator"

what did he mean by this?

MPmaster
MPmaster

a good harambe has no problem giving a good tracker bitch the hot monkey dick

Soft_member
Soft_member

change teammates to not shit ones that instalock torb on attack
win

Hmm

viagrandad
viagrandad

"cheers luv, da cavalryzer"
cute

sounds like an angry welsh 50 years old drunkass sailor

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

D.va's Annyeong makes my heart melt

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Defense in general

askme
askme

Winston
Doing anything to anyone
Unlikley

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

lol are you serious?
tickrate is how often the server updates, they'd be able to appear more unpredictable if there was a higher tick rate.
you have no idea what you are talking about.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Hiya! ^^

StonedTime
StonedTime

Its quick play don't let anyone tell you to switch off shit muh dude.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

What's with overwatch updating right now?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Eggnog.

Flameblow
Flameblow

premades asking me to switch to support
LMAO. not going to happen

massdebater
massdebater

switching off in quickplay

lmao you cuck

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You got the skin I want most as well, the only bearable Zarya skin. I really hope I get it.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tracer gets 3 blinks that recharge in like 4s, plus recall for jukes/healing, plus actual damage
winston gets one jump that recharges in 6s and a tickle gun
Nah. Any tracer that unironically has problems with winston is a shitter

Techpill
Techpill

Ana is actually really good

Unfortunately, Zen and Lucio are literally 100% required or lose broken tier.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I am 12 and what is this?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Hold them til 0:00 overtime
They baserase to touch the payload
On the payload contesting
They get the point anyway and a time refresh

Like i just dont understand is so fucking badcly designed. It just fucks over the defense even if they're holding their hearts out it dont even matter. The game literally punishes you for being on defense.

Lunatick
Lunatick

enjoy your free loss

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

WInston doesn't need to kill tracer to shut her down

TreeEater
TreeEater

PLS KEEP LUCIOBALL

Evilember
Evilember

yfw you switch from support to offense because your team isn't doing shit
yfw you're now winning without a support

massdebater
massdebater

would D.Va have sex with McCree

Snarelure
Snarelure

who cares? its the end of the season and my maximum rank is 73. i have no reason to tryhard anymore for the bonus points

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

youtube.com/watch?v=JpXCRXFTL2U
wow this guy is so bad when he's not aimbotting

FastChef
FastChef

An update for the game is downloading in advance so it will be ready on patch day. Can't you people read?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

It'll probably get replaced by McCree Football League.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

prestige 5 days into the event

Who /getting everything for free/ here? Already have both tracer skins

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

tfw 30% winrates on all supports but Zen
tfw 60%+ winrates on most offense characters

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

REEEEEEEEE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

TFW you play torb and to get scrap, you have to run in the middle of fire

Aw hell no!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

But user, that's not how it works. Consider a scenario where the "pre-made player pool" consists of groups of 5s and 4s. They won't be able to find a match at all that way. Someone has to fill those gaps to make it 6v6. This is why fragmenting playerbase is always bad.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I wanted master hackers from Anonymous to tell me the leaked patch notes.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw 150

likme
likme

grinded 20 levels to prestige after the event started
grinded up to 22 for the easy boxes
still no tracer
Fuck you

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I got tired of this game pretty quick;;

Selling my account, if anyone is interested in buying mail me
[email protected]

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

blizzard thinks their retarded leaver penalty will keep me from leaving shit games

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

EnvyUs.Internethulk has a tiny little aimbot mistake on stream! Uh oh spaghettios!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

FUCK OFF FAGGOT

hairygrape
hairygrape

So we can all agree that widows who are crouching before every shot are actually aimbotting, right?
They're using the autokey fucking aimbot.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

sent

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I got a loot box
Cant wait to finally get that Tracer or Mercy skin

w8t4u
w8t4u

i think her damage could use toning down just a smidge

Her damage is already low unless you get up close and then people just hit her gigantic crit box

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no it's just a glitch that exclusively affects envy players

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

no;_;
liar

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

.Internethulk
streaming with hacks on

Emberburn
Emberburn

Top 200 rank Korean gets banned mid-stream for aimbotting.

youtube.com/watch?v=E2Y9sS6Whv8

Playboyize
Playboyize

Does anybody on envyus NOT cheat?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Exactly. He's a fucking idiot that fears he's going to lose viewers if he performs poorly during streams, so he cheats AND fucking records it the dumb cunt.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I GOT A FUCKING LEGENDARY AND IT'S FUCKING YOUNG GENJI GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I HAVE PLAYED HIM FOR 30 MINUTES

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Does anyone have the "100% German Cock" vocaroo?

MPmaster
MPmaster

He's not even being subtle about it

Bidwell
Bidwell

Ever notice the team that actually plays like a team is the one who mostly wins?

likme
likme

does taimou have to drink a bucket o cummies now?

FastChef
FastChef

Not only that, but is still doing terrible.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO REPORT ALL USERS WHO AVOID THE AFK KICK TIMER BY MOVING AROUND IN SPAWN

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wow thanks Blizz, I couldn't care less.

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw level 181
tfw i'm aiming to prestige between wednesday and thursday of next week
tfw i'll be able to cruise from 201-223 before the event is up

perfect timing, breh

Methshot
Methshot

InternetHULK is the only person on EnvyUs who is personal friends with Taimou. He plays with him all the time. Fun fact, he's the genji in this webm.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Now THAT is some retarded cheating. At least EnVyUs tries to hide it somewhat.

eGremlin
eGremlin

No, I'm too busy helping out by playing a sniper.

Snarelure
Snarelure

he hasn't secured his free golden gun

IM ROFLCOPTERING AT YOUR LIVES DESU

Emberburn
Emberburn

why is enumbre such a faggot

JunkTop
JunkTop

Do it and make us proud user

cum2soon
cum2soon

youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

EnvyUs's incredible team-wide aimbot! Whoopsie daisy!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Nigger are you serious?

The higher the tickrate the closer the in game tracking for a character is and the more it rewards better tracking.

Do you honestly think somebody with perfect tracking would prefer 20 tick over something like 124? You're fucking retarded.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Does MMR/SR factor in which hero you're playing or is it just a global figure?

5mileys
5mileys

THE GUY LMAO
THAT GLITCH RIGHT THERE :^)

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

this guy cheats
What a team!

I won't deny that they are good, but they are only the top because half the fucking team is aimbotting, and without them they can't hit a fucking stunned Tracer lel.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I mean if you could go for free that'd be p neat in my opinion

Techpill
Techpill

The higher the tickrate the closer the in game tracking for a character is and the more it rewards better tracking.
nope your retarded

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's not a free gun if you have to win 84 times for it, which probably means atleast 150 matches played.
It's only free if you placed ~65 and played for less than 10 matches.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What do you think? You can switch heroes at any time.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I love how troubled Zarya sounds in Nepal

"I do not trust these omnics, and I do not like this place!"

WebTool
WebTool

Going to buy a Zarya epic skin. Black or white one?

Nojokur
Nojokur

the whole pharah/mercy thing literally started from a brawl where two of them where the main picks

No m8, it was a thing long before that.

Techpill
Techpill

I must say I fucking love this qt. I was really starting to get down on myself for being so shit at this game. Failing miserably at damage characters and falling back on support since I can't fuck that up, only to lose anyways because my team was as helpless as I was.

Then I got tracer's sprinter skin out of a level up box and played a few games with her. At first it went about as horribly as my first attempts to play her where I did absolutely nothing but die and get no kills. I kept seeing that qt af skin though and it made me smile and persevere and now she is my most played hero and the one I love more than anyone else. I can't have a bad game with her, even if I play like shit and have an actual bad game, I still enjoy it because she is just so cute and fun. She has singlehandedly revived my love in this game.

I love you Tracer!

TreeEater
TreeEater

cybergoth instead

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

he doesn't already have a golden gun

do you even play this game

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

White

TechHater
TechHater

Seeing as you can leave a game before the lobby starts and then join that same game after you queue a minute later, is there a penalty for leaving those games?

King_Martha
King_Martha

go take a nap retard.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Id be curious to know what the least purchased skins in the game are.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I think everyone, including blizzard, agrees that overtime is a fucking bollocks.

Spamalot
Spamalot

being a shitter at a casual game

I barley play this and i still managed to get 65 LMAO

farquit
farquit

whats your rank?

girlDog
girlDog

tfw genji is gonna get nerfed into the fucking ground because of plebbit

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

peaked at 80, so top150 at best

cum2soon
cum2soon

the reward for going is garbage and there are no prizes

StonedTime
StonedTime

Good

Him and tracer can fuck off high mobility like that is stupid to play against.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Good

Fuck you, you shitter. Have fun having to learn to play.

girlDog
girlDog

Is he trying to buy another copy at the end?
I want a ban hell where the offender is immediately placed into a duplicate match where everyone else is a bot but the opposing team is invincible and crushes the offender's team. This happens for two more matches before they're finally notified of being banned.

likme
likme

when they dont have a mcree

Evilember
Evilember

He's right, and you're wrong,

Flameblow
Flameblow

Because low 60s is the new 50s.

Supergrass
Supergrass

best kill streak only 6
somehow 52-6

???

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

evur git dat feel of deeja voo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Learn to recognize when you should just step away from the game.

cum2soon
cum2soon

One support, one tank, junkrat, bastion against zen lucio. Seems like a really hard one good job!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i-i played d.va a bit too

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

84 times isn't barely :)
Post your rank progression if you're so great, shouldn't be hard, right?

takes2long
takes2long

Kemal?

hairygrape
hairygrape

How can you get depressed from vidya?

Sure, I get angry, but I've never been depressed.

RavySnake
RavySnake

If I'm a NEET that does nothing but play vidya all day, would it be possible for me to grind out another 130 levels before the event ends? Currently 207.

girlDog
girlDog

when he premades bully you. that shit hurts

takes2long
takes2long

Not sure, but it wouldn't matter. Pretty sure your bans are tied to your processor, so he'd get rebanned anyways.

Playboyize
Playboyize

yes, it's about 1h per level.

JunkTop
JunkTop

LMAO just leave what the fuck is your problem you thin-skinned bithc

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Defense on Hanamura
Team has 3 defense heroes
"Dude we're on defense we don't need any offense heroes"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Easily. Lucioball with a group is currently the fastest

Supergrass
Supergrass

I thought everyone was clear about this already.
It's 60 outgoing, 20 incoming. Shooter is favored
it's why your deflect didn't deflect, you got teleported backwards when you died, why you go flying around a wall when you get hooked
If you can't hita Tracer or a Genji that's because of latency or your aim

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Share you deep shameful overwatch secrets
I play on ps4

5mileys
5mileys

I'm never depressed because of vidya.
I'm depressed because of everything else.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Getting melee killed

The worst feeling.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Widow a pure.

Lunatick
Lunatick

LMAO just leave
Competitive

Senpai.

RavySnake
RavySnake

get bored
try a hero you haven't been playing at all
get addicted again

This is how the game is supposed to be played, am I right.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Team goes bastion torbjorn and symmetra on defense
Expects us to win with the all for nothing strategy they're trying
A regular team of 2 attackers, 2 healers and 2 tanks is fine on defense I wish people would realize that.

iluvmen
iluvmen

HA! No. Someone punched that card long ago. France's age of consent is like 15.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Widow's not pure. But I love her anyway.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw level 200

SOON

cum2soon
cum2soon

playing competitive

Snarelure
Snarelure

Yes

tfw getting AmeriCree and playing him now
Play aggresive Rein

They're pretty fun.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm rank 45 and average around there thinking it's my teams fault

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Bans are tied to hardware ID

It's possible to spoof it but I have no idea how it is done

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

bans are tied to your processor
Dumbest comment of August 9, 2016.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

be american
18 years old
fuck your girlfriend that is 16 years old
go to jail
life is ruined

burger laws everyone

Illusionz
Illusionz

widow will never blow a kiss at you
why live

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

making new thread

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I think this is the most retarded comment in 2016 ever made.

Yet.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151175249/video-games
new

StonedTime
StonedTime

At least it's better than at least hundreds of people dying and injured because we let the sandniggers roam freely into the country.

FastChef
FastChef

tfw 15 sensitivity
dont know what dpi im on
dont even know what dpi means
using Razer """""""gaming"""""" mouse my ex bought me
dont even use the macro buttons

Rate me.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

durr, what is hardware ID?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/pol/

FastChef
FastChef

This sfm really needed to have pharah be a futa fucking widow while getting fucked in the ass.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You started it, love.

Spamalot
Spamalot

lvl 98 rn, i can blast through to 123. Feels great.

likme
likme

Why is Symmetra in the support category? They should just label her as defence and increase her photon beam by an extra 3 metres.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Pretty much have stayed away from Hanzo since I first played because of his stigma. I don't know why but I tried him out today and he was so fucking fun. I forgot how satisfying nailing people with arrows is in videogames.

Best Hanzo skin bois?

RumChicken
RumChicken

okami oh

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It's an identification on a specific piece of hardware, e.g. MSI GTX 980Ti, not unique to each unit built. But by your logic

work at a computer store
build PC in back to play Overwatch
"whoops, got my processor banned again. I'll just put it back on the shelf and get another one"
person who buys that processor gets banned right away

Keep digging yourself into a deeper hole, dumbass.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Yung Hanzo, the wolf skin is for 13 year old kids.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I just wish everyone would realise that having torbs on your side means you're going to lose.

The games been out for fucking time now, nobody falls for turrets anymore.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Best Hanzo skin bois?
Default skin is the best.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Tracer a cute!

Nojokur
Nojokur

>DAILY REMINDER:<<<<<

OMNIBLOOD IS A MEI PLAYING GRIEFER. HE HAS A SOUTH KOREAN PROFILE ICON, HE ONLY PLAYS COMPETETIVE. HE HAS BEEN IN SEVERAL GAMES WITH ME AND OTHER PLAYERS. HE IS KNOWN TO PLACE WALLS AT SPAWN IN COMP, THE WHOLE GAME. BEING USELESS, NOT HELPING OR CONTRIBUTING.
HE'S ABOUT LEVEL 53, RANK 27.

PLEASE HELP THE COMMUNITY, REPORT HIM FOR HARRASSMENT/CHEATING.

<<<<<>>>><<<<<>>>>>>

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw you wont get to hold her hand