[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

was hilarious seeing all those pastaniggers have fate shit on them.

>jorge just smiling and laughing on the podium ignoring how much people don't want him there

classic

maybe can find a '10 / '11 S1000RR if you're lucky
also a fan of the dorsoduro

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>buying american

hypermotard son

100% dinky di aussie m8

kilogixxer

Should i change my mirrors?
>what should i check for its 5year birthday?
I got
>oil
>maybe clutch and brake fluid
>suspension checkup
>repaint knicked areas

Dorso 1200 is orgasmic to ride

maybe

Muh crf 450

That's pretty dank m8. That's a possibility. Will look into.

Looking more for a memetwin this time around

>snowcat.jpg

Need Memetwin

today I bought the Kawasaki ER6N. it is my first baiku

how bad did I fuck up?

Wheel bearings, fork seals and oil, new seat leather, new grips, brand new stainless steel screws and bolts for the entire bike, rear shock refurb, new tires, tubes, new battery, clutch plates, steering bearings etc.

Why cheap out when, with a little work, you could essentially have a brand new bike?

>Kawasuckky
Should have got a real bike, like a Harley or a Indian.

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>trying to meme kawasaki

Your honda a shit m8

My Honda is a bad ass mother fucker. Would rather have a Kwak Super Sherpa though.

>rode to work saturday
>had to stay for 2nd shift, but then unexpectedly for 3rd shift as well
>ride home at 7 in the morning
>sleep
>back to work at 2 yesterday
>leave work, ride home
>sleep
Why does working suck so much I just wanna ride and not work

>he fell for low fps meme

>he doesn't understand how camera sensors work

Every driving school uses that bike for their A/A2 license,
should be the perfect beginners bike then

as a sicilian i am offend
we aren't all criminals with poor manners.
just 99%

>"hey user, can you cover X's shift please"
>"no sorry, I have other plans"

>I just wanna ride and not work
>not doing both
The adventure biker tour guide business is a nice one to get into too. Spend your days leading a bunch of wealthy middle/old aged men down scenic roads on their BMW baikus.

I can see why. it's an easy, comfortable bike to ride. Fun tho, it's got a bit of beans if you give it some

Yeah but I'm a big bitch
>hey user i know there was a call off for tonight and i'm mandated to stay but i have to go to my other job at 6 in the morning can you stay? :(((((
>yeah ok whatever
i always get asked because i never say no
one of my friends on first shift got mad because i didn't make the other gal stay

>do this
>boss doesn't give you any work for a week out of spite
>run out of monies
>become homeless
>travel the world on a bicycle meeting lots of interesting people and working various jobs
>forced to lose your autism
>have lots of sex with foreign womens
>end up getting a good job with decent pay through some of the contacts you made on your journey
I guess things always work out in the end.

Unless you're wranon.

>i always get asked because i never say no
well there's ya problem

act like a bitch and people treat you accordingly. I'm not saying you have to be a dick to people but stand up for yourself a bit

>trying to fix bike
>every time I get ready to fix something, find something else fucked up or stuck bolts force everything to come to a screeching halt
Why can't this be easy?

Why did Suzuki have to use easily stripped hex screws for everything?

the japs are paying revengs for atomic bombs.

should have bought a ktm, its a best

>Shitty weather
>no good riding unroll Thursday
>might as well play fallout and browse dbt

Lurk mode activated

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>got my insurance
>got my license plate
>went and got my new bike
>it's raining
fuck, anyway now I'm not a nobike anymore.

Go ride in the rain. It's not so bad

does wearing gear make it dbt content?

>anything other than torx, hex (not allen) or glorious JIS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Protip: replace every allen, pozidriv, philips and flatblade bolt with a hex bolt, you'll thank yourself later

learn in the rain, you won't regret it.
fairweather riders can fuck off

>the plot to golden boy

Lol. You mean the majority of riders

alright. not sure where to go though but I might go grocery shopping

Yep. Practice in the rain and laugh at them as they give up riding because muh weather

How else are you gonna become a postie?
Go grocery shopping then.

>hex (not allen)

only if ATG

i live in phx - bike is the only wheels i have ( and its fucking glorious ) because you can get away with it here. Sometimes it rains, sure - but the big killer are the massive fucking monsoons that attack the city from july to september. im talking a huge wall of wind and dirt coming at you sweeping everything, like out of a movie.
>even then all you do is slow down and watch for lights in the dust and you're good
fair weather fucbois can fuck a manfanny

Yes. The majority of riders are faggots. Its just water.

pic related, happens every year for a couple months. if you're stoned when one of them goes down its like being a kid again and hoping the world burns.

>glorious JIS

fucking weeb

>getting haircut later today
>20 eurobux
>equivalent or 13.5 liters of fuel or 200km of riding
REEEEEEEEEEE

>he doesnt know the glory or square drive

>hurf blurf you wouldn't ride through a tornado
sure I would faggot its just air

I ride in the rain all the time, I don't have a car and I'd rather arrive soaking than take a fucking train that's for sure.

but I don't get the ego about riding in the rain, some poeple just don't want to do it. Big whoop, it's not like riding in the rain is hard, it's just not as good as riding in the dry.

You only ever see this shit online too, in real life you're out with a bunch of people and you see it's about to start raining and everyone goes "ahh fuck", online it's all

>riding in the rain is awesome I love it so much, I like it even better than riding in the dry, I go drifting on my ninja 300 whenever it rains and if you don't like it more than riding in the dry you're a "fairweather rider".

Would all motogp riders crash if you secretly removed 3mm of material from their kneepads?

in American culture bikes are a hobby 90% of the time. Many people don't like doing their hobby in the rain

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

no.

Though some, like lorenzo are oddly particular about their sliders, he runs two on top of each other on the left side sometimes because he seems to like a dig.

then some others like stoner just sort of lightly touch then pick it up so his sliders are barely messed up at all by the end of the race.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4snkUUolJ0

>not cutting hair yourself
Y tho

I go to wog barbers, 10 aussie bux usually.

Blog post
Saturday I'm going to look at my dream baiku.
It begins with an H.
It's also American.
Can you guess what it is?

Its Veeky Forums man, what did you expect

A piece of shit.

WHY. what did that old ass doggo do to deserve that.

Fuck off, Tash.

actually I was mostly paraphrasing normiebook then lol

Honda!

Roger that

>set up new tent
>testing it for SEM worthiness
>staring out the window now hoping it will rain at least a little

>fair weather fucbois can fuck a manfanny

I always know when it's going to rain- there are no motorcycles out. 8 fucking hours before scattered showers and fucking nobody. if it's going to be nice, they're like rats.

I don't do rain gear and I don't have anywhere I have to go (e.g. work) but my rule is if it's nice when I leave I ride. idgaf if I come home soaking, although the skid demon has tried to bite me more than a few times in the wet.

>old ass
he's like seven human years now

fuck

Oh he looks like an old timer but I guess he can go for another 5 years.

HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG?

>those boots are paper tho
>saturday is SO FUCKING FAR AWAY BRO
>24+24?

>seven human years
finally someone older than me on dbt

Best looking motorcycle boots?
>no hipster shit
>no retarded graphics
>just black/grey with decent protection

The way Stoner corners looks cool as fuck.

>tell me what looks good because I don't have eyes
>it's totally not subjective

the boots they kitted me out with at work are alright as far as waterproof full sized boots go

>revzilla
>boots
>???
>buy somewhere not revzilla

it's like you can't even look

These or the alpinestar smxsomething, they both are lightweight, fits very tight without hurting and are pretty alright to walk a round with.

>tfw yuro
Looking around i see bright neon faux mx stuff and white/black ski boots lookalikes
This looks cool
Anything with latches adjustments?

youtube.com/watch?v=IqrGbiGYs6A

youtube.com/watch?v=9EwxnxfIav8

stoner is crazy in the coconut

most beautiful style I have ever seen on a road bike, people give marquez all this credit for doing stuff stoner had been doing for years, stoner is just more refined in the same motions.

>Nolan helmet

They actually have latches on the outer side, I can't take a picture now because they're in another room and i'm lazy as fuck

Don't you have something like polo or Louis around? Almost everything in their collection is black and simple

You misunderstand. Allen is hexagonal hole in round end. Hex is hexagonal end. Socket drive, you know?

The only cross-drive that actually works, pz and ph are garbage

Euro, I almost never see any.

Dbt halp

I was going to ride to class this morning, but my motorcycle failed to running. Started with choke, let it go for a bit, turned off choke... Die. Choke restart, died shortly after. Whenevr I tried to throttle up to make it warmer. It died. After it died under choke, I think it flooded. Tried to start for like 15 mins. No luck

>should I kill myself?

Did you turn the fuel turned on? Was there though fuel in the tank?

>doesn't like hex socket
>pz and ph are garbage
>muhh JIS

found the autistic weeb who never works on anything

16 DAYS

hold me /dbt/, I'm not sure I can wait that long.

The only question is, do I buy a new, green helmet to complete the full Kawasaki shill ensemble?

that's actually explained in his book, he says nolan were one of the first sponsors to truly actually take a chance on him, helping him out immeasurably early on in his career when they'd just moved from australia and were dead broke living in a winnebago. He said he'd never change as a sign of gratitude.

oddly enough the nolan stoner helmets are fucking impossible to get in australia, so maybe not the best business choice for him.

I don't even know the deal with nolan, what makes them different to x-lite again? shit I have no fucking idea.

yes and get some monster energy stickers

get a simpson street bandit

That's pretty cool and makes sense. I'm sure they make a good helmet for him anyway.