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hana song

B.Va

why aren't you above 70 user? You're not casual are you?

Post healslut

>spend two fucking weeks climbing up to rank 54
>four games of retarded teammates in a row
>drop down all the way to fucking 51

THANKS BLIZZARD I SURE DO LOVE THIS RANKED SYSTEM

I want her to fuck my ass.

WHAT IF

winston's jump cooldown now refreshes when he gets kills

>your team does a really clutch defense on the last point and prevents them from capping
>we got this in the bag
>goes to attack
>team is so shit on attack that you don't even capture the first point and lose

>TFW you are Lucio and your team still gets raped

I hate this feeling!

I love her so much bros

Mei a shit and you should feel bad for ever clicking her.

I can't it just feels really uncomfortable and forced

I mean there really is nothing you can do the only skill cap for the hero is pressing e every 10 seconds and mashing the space bar

/forced 50/

But shitters believe he does no damage and die instantly.

>Describe the events that lead up to this picture

The question has been answered

>girl in voice chat
>i play like garbage but everybody has to act nice around the girl

Get fucked idiots

Who else has a problem here?

Only have 1 Zarya skin

repost it in this thread
i can't go there...not anymore... not after the incident

>More hp on the bubble
>Slighty damage buff on his canon.

No, because I don't have friends, and I don't want to suck a stranger's dick

>Ice wall finally fixed

THANK FUCK
NOW I CAN ACTUALLY RELIABLY ESCAPE TO HIGH GROUND

user... no...

His jump already has a generous cooldown, getting a kill should reduce the shields cooldown instead

>shitter girl locks mccree
>spend the entire game referring to her as a cunt
am i fucked

PATCH NOTES WHEN!?!?

It was good until you turned into a shitty mindrape hentai.

this is what happens when guys are single and 25+

>TFW comp team in lijiang has no tanks, 1 lucio, widow and too many offense heroes

Jesus christ i thought people would have known how to compose a good team by now!

Holy shit dude how much money did you burn?

I got both legendaries summer skins for my russian waifu,and only bought a 10 pack boxes (gave me both reaper legendary skins)

yes

you will be silenced for a week

Jesus man, you already live in a country where you're paying up the ass for vidya anyways, why do this to yourself?

>Hana Song is intercepted by Talon operatives during one of her routine combat missions/livestreams
>She tries to put up a fight, but she's never killed people before, so she hesitates
>Her MEKA is subdued, she is pulled out of it by anonymous masked Talon goons
>The livestream is cutoff by the goons, her fans are setting the entire Internet on fire, #WheresHana
>She's taken back to the Talon headquarters, they praise her talent and skill and ask her to join their ranks (at this point she is not harmed)
>She furiously denies, outraged at the mere thought, and demands to be released or, in her words, "her fans would destroy this (Talon's) entire operation"
>Her resistance leaves them no choice, her fragile, naive mind must be broken
>She is taken into a dungeon of sorts, cold and damp
>All of the Talon goons lineup, she's still unsure of what will happen next
>One of the masked men, with a distinctly uneasy aura about him, prepares a video camera and connects it to a computer
>Talon begins livestreaming the proceedings under Hana's own channel
>Her plugsuit is torn from her body forcibly, she is pushed down to her knees
>The first man smacks her around, calls her names, and spits on her face
>She begins to sob and plead to be released, "I'll do anything!"
>He takes his cock out and shoves it into her soft, warm mouth
>Tears streaming down her face, she closes her eyes and begins to surrender herself
>He finishes inside her mouth, she doesn't spit or swallow, just lets it sit there, too paralyzed with fear to move
>Hana's mind begins to wander, a subconscious effort to block out the trauma she's enduring
>She goes back to when she became the top SC2 player in the world, the excitement and sudden fame that came with it
>Her thoughts then switches to her stream, her fans, and she becomes incredibly emotional
>She begins to scream, thrash, and kick the men holding her down

cont...

>tfw blizz recognizes her ass as the best

>RESET X ON KILL LOL
this needs to stop
it is a bad idea in every circumstance

I can't help it.

Is this Quick Play or Competitive? I'm trying to find out your tryhard level.

I'd like to see more Zen and Mercy comps, fuck a Lucio.

>you will never rub sunscreen onto mercy's back
why live?

>One of them knocks her down on the ground with his knee in her back, he then binds her hands and feet
>Her heart is pounding, she's never been in a situation where she cannot think of a method of escape
>She's propped back up and forced to service another Talon operative
>The semen pooling inside her mouth begins to ooze out onto her chest, drips down between her cleavage
>Her mind is unable to take her away from this scene, even if she can close her eyes, she can't stop herself from smelling, feeling, and hearing everything that is happening to her
>Another one finishes inside her mouth, warm semen shoots out and down her throat
>Panicked, she accidentally swallows the semen pooled in her mouth
>Suddenly, Hana is pushed down to the floor, lying on her back.
>Someone cuts the binds on her feet
>Her legs are spread apart, she tenses up and begins screaming, crying, pleading for them to stop this
>She screams and begins yelling in Korean, "Someone please save me, someone please find me"
>A finger goes inside of her, she gasps at the feeling
>She hasn't had sex for the first time, these feelings are new and unknown to her
>A female voice begs a question to her, "Is this your first time, Hana?"
>"I remember the first time I had sex," the voice continues, "it was the most euphoric experience I've ever had"
>Without warning, one of the taller, bulkier Talon operatives forces their cock inside of her
>Hana screams and cries as it makes its way deeper inside of her
>The pain is coupled with pleasure, her entire body is set on fire as her virginity is stolen from her by some degenerate thug

I'll try to write some more sometime, is there a better place to post lewd shit like this?

>Actually reposting your shit story
Why do you do this to yourself, user?

competitive, if it was quickplay i wouldn't be in team chat

DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING THE SKIRMISH GAME MODE, DANIEL

Seriously, nobody know how to have a balanced team? I swear I'm starting to think forced 50 is real now

But how will i aim then

I'm 26 and have a partner, bruh.

Kill me

Her icicle hitbox is still smaller than anything else, like McCree.

Competitive is different because you should actually be trying to win. I highly doubt one person is responsible for your losses, though. Not trying to whiteknight.

Only because interest rates are shit and people realise saving is losing, now.

What was the newest patch?
Was it literally 200 MB of nothing?

>you will never come home to mercy
idk why i go on tbqh

Dear Anas
Please stop ulting me when I play rein.
I appreciate it, but put it on someone who does more damage

I'm single, 21, and haven't money on at least five lootboxes. Where do I fit into all this?

we won i just felt like being a dick

is numbani the best map in the game

People have different tastes. What is shit in your opinion is hot in someone else's. TMYK. How's 9th grade, pal?

>comp
>someone in your team made an obviously bad pick, no matter how much your team tries he isn't going to switch
>the enemy team makes an even bigger fuckup, you win
>the one in your team that made a bad pick feels justified
Is this how Hanzo instalocks are born?

Widowmaker is gross! Like a dead fish!

Iktfb

I've dropped 4 fucking ranks because i've been forced to carry for shitters, user...

It's fucking awful, how do people manage with this shit?
All these gold medals mean fucking nothing to me now.

With the mouse.

Well, then hopefully that girl had some thick skin. Everyone knows men get the worst of harassment online anyway.

>Not wanting Ana to turn you into the the final boss from a Final Fantasy game
Bruh

who

>rank 48, playing with three friends more or less the same rank
>keep telling them to change heroes ("lucio+zenyatta are better than mercy", "McCree instead of pharah", "defense heroes are shit" etc.)
>they keep telling me that Mei and Symmetra are good picks
>tell them to watch some streams/videos of high rank plays
>they get really agressive
>tell them to fuck off and go solo q
>get up to 56

Playing solo q is better to rank up than grouping with retards, because there is a higher chance to get matched against stacks if you are in a stack. Most solo q have only solo q players, so both teams are usually equally bad.

I don't think I'll get a golden gun this season, but oh well.

>be roadhog
>no shots in gun
>low on health, need to huff paint
>get nanoboosted

Ok

No. Now go be on fire 90% of the match.

i feel like i haven't played numbani for 5 levels now and last time i did when i was on attack the team would always stop in the street before the point and just sit there forever

hana song is too cute

You've been so helpful, can i fuck you in the ass as payment?

Is Winston actually good?

Or only in actual teams that can coordinate other heroes alongside him?

Currently my roster is basically Roadhog, McCree, and D.Va. Trying to branch out once the season ends.

STILL NO PATCH NOTES WHAT THE FUCK

HOW HARD IS IT NOT TO STAGGER DEATHS? NO WE CAN'T GO IN WHEN WE'RE TWO DOWN AND THEN YOU DECIDE IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DO LE POKE DAMAGE AND GET HOOKED BY ROAD HOG !AGAIN! THE EXACT SAME WAY WE GOT STAGGERED DEATHS IN THE FIRST PLACE. THEN A CONSTANT FUCKING CYCLE OF STAGGERED DEATHS UNTIL WE LOSE AND WE WONDER "WHAT WENT WRONG?"

I'm so angry right now I'm gonna lay down

I want to protect her smile.

imagine if skill meant anything in comp
I lost to a fucking coin flip and because ive been on a losing streak i go down from 50 to fucking 46

>it's a no one says "Hello" back episode

>That feel when you're the one who requested this in /tf2g/ so long ago.

File Name.

Every game in 40s ranks.

>nanoboosted as Mercy
>unsheahts pistol
>h-here I go

Iktfb

For every 2 games I win, I lose 3. Highest was 51 on ps4

Currently 49

>ana about to die
>they panic q you despite you being the only one left alive then complain when you get focused down faster than a monkey ult
i hate this

OFFICIAL WAIFU RANKINGS LIST
MERCY > WIDOWMAKER = TRACER > D.VA > MEI > PHARAH >>>>> ANA > ZARYA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SYMMETRA

I know this feeling, you can add me and i'll always say hello back unless i'm not there

I haven't seen that one.

Ana's face when

D.Va > Mercy > Captain Amari > Pharah > Tracer > Widowmaker > Mei > Zarya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Symmetra

>tfw someone says hello back and starts crouching in front of you and doing emotes

She's done a pretty good job of protecting it herself. Save your energy for someone that actually needs it, user.

>say hello to someone
>they jump off of the cliff

every game in 60's more like it. anytime I finally break into the 70's I get dragged down by these dumb fucking games of torb/junkrat mains or people who still haven't learned how to group.

For every 2 games I lose, I win 3.

Yet my rank still won't go up.

>it's an everyone says "Hello" back episode

Track and field is the bad tracer skin, right?

>Be D.Va
>get nano boosted as my mech is exploding

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>Be in comp

>lose, lose, lose, win, win, lose, lose, lose
>They are all one sided as fuck


I want equal matches for once!

Nerf support and tanks to the ground. I want this game to be about Pharah rocket direct hits and McCree left clicks, not bullshit ability stacking to make your Genji oneshot everyone with melee. This is an FPS, not WoW arena.

I know that fucking feel
>Carry u to 3 irl shiiter
>They holding me back as Im 57 and they are 49
>Having to stop playing solo to hold back rank for them to catch up