/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

Pussy

The souls of my fallen enemies, the hope of their loved ones, the darkness consuming my soul.

Your ass

nothing just drinking water

I just had some apple pie!

PB&J sandwich with cold glass of milk

Tasty burgs.

Penguins.

Beef yakiniku, shrimp cutlets, and french fries.

Enjoy peeing faggot

Wezaleff? is cute!

Nothing. I had a bbq chicken sandwich a few minutes ago though.

God, taking care of that fur must be hell

Always do

What are the symptoms of a corrupted save file for Skyrim? I can't tell if my toaster is toasting out on me or if my save is corrupted

In exchange you get the best cat, bar none.

I sure don't.

It burns like hell when I do, I also get a stabbing pain in my back.

Nothing, I haven't eaten in hours. It's not even hunger at this point, it's an odd light feeling in my stomach like I'm about to belch. It's weird because ever since I got back on campus I've started feeling hunger like this instead of, you know, as hunger. Maybe something in the air.

You might just have kidney problems

You should see a doctor about that.

That sounds like a urinary tract infection or kidney stones.

RIP user.

You have HIV, I'm sorry you had to find out like this.

Lol

>People believe in intelligent design when shit like this exist

Drinking my morning coffee right now.

You got Kidney Stones friendo. I have them. That sounds like the beginnings of it

You only get them if you're a bald gay retarded fat faggot who chugs soda.

sin and punishment user. simple.

Or have bad kidneys, I have bad kidneys and drink only water doesnt matter.

It's your fault for having bad genes

Not exactly MY fault for that but what can you do? This is why I'm not passing my genes on.

>best cat
This is not a manul tho.

Thanks for the replies

BITCHES

I don't think you really get to say that when you don't have a choice in the matter

Pen, I think you need to check yourself into a nice facility where they can take care of you. You even get a nice white jacket where you can hug yourself all day long!

I think you need to give me a rimjob.

>mfw someone posts this weak-ass shit

If I never posted this you would have never gotten your (you)s so thank me before trying to take all the credit faggot.

>the FUCK you mean we're out of skooma?!

I don't have a choice now, but I did at one point only way to snuff out disease is to have the diseased not procreate but for some reason people dont like that idea. They would rather peope suffer.

what kind of random ass meal is that?

anyone know an alternative to RLO? its crap.

_____________DEEZ NUTS______________________________

A tasty and filling one.

>The feeling when your manager shifted you to anotger position to avoid "the new kid getting fired" when you hated him for putting you in the trash bin of the company and only found out later
Hold me, tesg. This hurts more than any user's insult.

Is he a midget? I didn't know there was a midget race. He's really rather small.

Badly cooked Chicken sandwich

You ruined your parent's life by being born.

They had 10x more fun before you ever even existed.

Not even committing ritual suicide can make up for the burden you brought upon them by making them raise you for all of those years.

what is that building in the background?

>I didn't know there was a midget race
Those are called Bretons.

Why are you stealing my gig?

...

Cicero is an imperial.

Gross

Your mom is an imperial.

>people eat this and convince themselves they like it.
>they will tell everyone how wonderful it is
>once they get a taste of real food they go balls nuts and gain all the weight back they lost.

White-Gold Tower

>gross
Found the fatty.

That's why you ruin your sense of taste and smell by smoking for 20+ years.

SMELLY SKELETONS < VAMPIRES

Whiterun. Dragonsreach castle.

>atasha will never return
>he will always be a neet

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Vampires are weak. Nothing can compare to Lichdom. True immortality.

But it's green
Like, lime green and shamrock green

Fatass normalfag.

Enjoy getting diabetes at 30.

MY BLOOD IT WONT CONGEAAAAAL

My toenails

KEK YOU SOUND TRIGGERED FITFAG

>I lack the willpower to maintain a proper diet
>therefore nobody can diet, it's a phatphobic conspiracy!
Fuck off tumblr

idk why but my enb does that to structures that are out of render range.

>vampire
>dual swords
>dressed in black
Nice totally original character you got there my dude.

God I love being white.

a.uguu.se/HZJqCMfWpySx.mp4

That looks delicious.

It's pretty much the best feeling ever.

Eating the same thing days on end is fucking boring it lacks any creativity it's just boring shit.

That's not so easy to tell. Run the game and open the console at the main screen.
Type "coc elsweyr".
Now load your save.

If it actually loads, you can tell your toaster is exploding with too much bread to toast at once.

oh my shit, is there ANYTHING that cumtears hasn't ripped off yet?

Go choke on another "glazed" horsecum donut, jacking it to your waifu listening to power metal while I have some brined chicken and a protein shake for tomorrow's routine.

youtube.com/watch?v=GrydNhvGy0w

Neato, yet you're here doing the exact same thing. Where is all those loads of bitches Veeky Forums promised you?

tfw you install most mods in one go and everything goes perfectly

I wish I could smell your protein farts.

A girl at my local gym once cut a huge one on her way out.

I stealthily bathed in her gassy goodness.

It was heavenly.

Do you eat the same thing every day for breakfast?
I don't.
But I do eat the same thing for lunch.

I don't eat breakfast, fatty.

I can actually cook instead of spamming the exact same lunch.

You can't eat the same meal for a week, on and off? Do you have ADD?

Post sleepy waifus and husbandos

>not lifting for your own sake and to defend yourself during world war 3

>I don't eat breakfast
That's actually counteractive to staying thin.
Eating 4-5 small meals through the day is better than skipping meals. If you just eat main meals, your body learns that it has to store all of it for later, instead of just taking what it needs for the moment.
Also, having one meal the same every day doesn't mean all the other meals lack variety.

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