Alphonse, Seriously. Why do you HAVE to fucking nuke the board? You clearly have enough porn. Go fuck yourself

Alphonse, Seriously. Why do you HAVE to fucking nuke the board? You clearly have enough porn. Go fuck yourself.
Post cars to celebrate the end of this Alphonse-bomb.

don't encourage it you faggot, look at how long he's been spamming that shit.He's obviously very autistic and doesn't care what you think

he clearly has enough dildos to spread his ass open enough. he doesn't need to post about it everywhere.

I don't care it he's autistic. So am I. That's no excuse.

I actually own 0 dildos. I have a boyfriend.

stop lying. We all know you have a box of variously sized dragon dildos.

Nope.

In any case. Fuck off. I have no problem with the porn. I do have a problem with pushing actual Veeky Forums topics into the archive.

Now. Back to Subarus

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>not owning dragon dildos AND have your boyfriend open you up with them

you're an entry level faggot, alphonse

pic related

>no one cars

your boyfriend must have fucked you too hard to think straight anymore

Ew, sorry, I actually have morals.
>subaru

what do morals have to do with silicone toys

Wow, rude.
Dildos are gross. Real cock is better.

I wonder what that is like?

yes, it is

but dragon dongs feel really, really good too.

so i guess he nuked the board overnight and killed all the decent threads?

what a sad cunt. I hope you get 80's style homo aids.

He spent close to 4 hours spamming G-fur porn which would be fine if he only did it n one thread. He made over 70 threads, all saying the same fucking thing, pushing any decent conversation topic into the archive. There was over 4 pages of gay furry porn. So when a mod FINALLY came and deleted it all, the entire board had been nuked.

What a fucking loser lol

>trying this hard to bait me
(You)
It was 2 hours and 23 minutes. Try again.

It was over 3 hours
You forgot how to count.

All that shitposting probably gave him brain damage. Poor guy

>tfw you missed the nuke

[citation needed]
>ad hominem because you have no evidence to back your claim

alphonse has been nuking the board for months, this was just a little less subtle

>[citation needed]

>yfw Corey and Alphonse are literally gay lovers who go to college together and will shitpost until they gradute

>reportedly corey drives a modified white prelude "sh" with a jdm h23 blue top and and alphonse has a fiesta st

Autistic
Loser
Posting
Hate
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Shitposting
Entities

all lies. The only cars they have are hot wheels

Not exactly true, he's still my bf. I'm just not going to college until next year. And corey does drive a prelude, idiot.

>And corey does drive a prelude, idiot.
built by matchbox

>YOU WILL NEVER EVER DRESS BOTH AS SISSY AND RAM YOUR THICK HARD COCK INSIDE THEIR SHITPOSTING BOIPUCCY

Okay, buddy.
Wow, hot.

that's it PENETRATE ME NOW

Can we get Corey and Alphonse fanart?
roughly like pic related except with a 5G Prelude, like in that other image that's being taken up with the Corey shitposting thread

I thought you were already going to college? Why are you saying not until next year???¿¿¿

Corey is black Alphonse is white. Although Alphonse has said in another thread he made up Corey as a shit posting character so as far as I know it's his imaginary bf

Corey is definitely real
I can't tell if they're a duo or if one is above the other though
Your BF's car is a pigfat piece of shit and he should stop wasting his time tuning it

So is Alphonse definitely real? What if Corey is the real shit poster and made up the Alphonse character instead?

That was a lie corey and I just graduated high school. Remember how I said, I was taking exams last time.
Corey is white you dingus, I'm the black guy.
>corey is made up
Another elaborate lie of mine to derail your thread
Rude.