/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Space Station

Yes.

No.

Literally all the admins do it.

>station time: 15:xx

Welcome to: Roleplay!

>over half the crew is braindead but they still won't call it

There's only one way to find out~
(meet me at dorms)

I'm here in room 2

I'm here in f-list

Catbeasts are still "kill on sight", and ERPi ng will still get Sexual Harassment Bears spawned next to you, so no.

20th for open-sourced Colonial Marines server with no shitty admins

byond://BYOND.world.629390586

>try ERP
>it's not fun.

What am I missing here, everyone else likes it.

Great ain't it? It's nice to be able to do shit without total deathmatch all day.

It's not like calling would do anything for the people who've already left

Post logs.

>t. sarah johnson

No

Well "everyone else" is from two to three fags that post in the thread, at least one ironically.

Then how can I tell you what you're missing.

>obsserve because the shift is 13:30
>this happpens

>ironically
You do realize that all the "ironic" shitters use "I'm doing it ironically" as an excuse to be degenerates, right?

I didn't save logs, sorry.

No, I do it to get you guys mad. It works literally every time and it's wonderful

Then describe it in detail.

What?

link source
also prove to me that its better having admins who probably dont punish meta rushing than admins that actually do atleast a third of the time.

I sat on Kurts lap and ground on him, he ripped off my skirt and said "I'm gonna make a milf out of you Reica". Sex occurred, came inside. Normal stuff right?

>ERPing with Kurt

I fucking love long rounds

>Make a milf out of you
but you have to have-
ohhhh i get it.

Can I ERP with the Deadpoo on Colonial Marines?

no, CM admins ban for ERP

>erping with kurt

Can I ERP with the Deadpoo in this thread?

no

yes hello it is I, deadturd come to grant your sexy wishes

What is lewder, Sex with the mime to try to force them to break their vow of silence via moans, or Sex with the clown just to hear the honks?

Well if it's with a guy who writes all his responces whilst you're trying to do your own, without taking into account what you're doing
and will then go about to shittalk you and what you did after to his friends behind your back
of course you wont have a good time.

mimes were literally made to be raped

why not

dont want to, m8

Can I ERP with the Deadpoo on Steam?

>Station time: 23:17

you can try to

youll probably get shittalked at by this point

>to try to force them to break their vow of silence via moans
literally impossible.
You're probably only doing to so you can collect your valids on the mime anyways

Can I ERP with the Deadpoo on his bed?

>Reica is a pathetic ERP whore
Big surprise everyone

Reminder

but why would I get shittalked at

Sue is..... Cute?

No, Sue is cancer and ERPbait.

Thought he was Scottish. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>tfw you're wrong about something

I guess you weren't really emagged by the CE and he really did kill the traitor who tried to kill him earlier and you both being on the bridge with that decapitated guy in cap gear after a call/recall battle was all a coincidence

s-sorry borgo

It's not true, I made it all up. Sorry to Kurt and Reica, they're nice people I'm sure.

>two adv scalpels
>but no incision managers
Only had to do like two surgeries anyways

Hippie station was a mistake

He's an irish car bomb

>guy tries to summon nar-sie to call the shuttle
>nar-sie spends the next 10 minutes shit talking him

nice falseflag

blue board

Were there any miners? Tier 1 laser scalpels only cost iron and glass, tier 2 costs miner minerals

SFW only applies to images, broseph, not text.

There was one but he was sitting on the derelict for a long time when I first saw him on the crew monitor and then ended up floating through space until he died.
They were tier 2 scalpels though so I dunno.

No.

>tfw my helmet and the late join atmos tech who manned up to be a hero when we needed one were probably the only reason jac was stopped
You guys make me so proud.

Always the worst feeling. Like kammer said, lock em and have em state laws while in view of you. If there's no AI check the cover with an ID too.

And as always, If they could totally gas or blindside and ravage you with a taser but they're not then you should probably think long and hard about how you're not having intercourse with an airlocks via borg.

How'd the chaplain's round go? All I know was he

Shit was fun as fuck, using the chaplains braindead corpse as a source of unlimited blood was honestly kind of surprising, I though it would have bled out long time ago.

Even plasmen can splatter blood on the floor when you hit them.
Blood level don't really matter.

Just get in the discord you mong

I'd rather play on Nox.

Butthurt threadposting scum detected

youre a disgrace to spessmen everywhere

What?

...

I am?

What'd worse, validhunters or role players?

Attention whores

roleplayers
ss13 isn't a roleplaying game

Roleplayers fucked everything up on literally every server, even a little on Goon.

Nah Kurt is a piece of shit who uses ERP to jerk off and feed his ego so he can brag later, he's a pathetic human being. Kurt is literally a self-insert character and he's legit proud of his penis size according to that weird website.
Don't have anything to say about Reica, just that they seem to anger everyone with their antag behaviour.

Anyone and everyone who erps is a pathetic human, including you.

Says the one in SS13 general.

He may be pathetic, but he's not "Erotic roleplaying in an atmospherics sim" pathetic

>ss13
>erp related
Go back to second life general.

>join CM as mahreen
>go to planet
>CO hates my squad
>shoot some aliens
>get facehugged three times
>become 33% bioglue
>forget to put my uniform on
>end up going into cryo because i need to sleep
>end up watching a robust hunter kill like 7 people

Good round.

I'd rather be "erotic roleplaying in an atmospheric sim" pathetic than "pretending your shitty super special character matters in an atmospheric sim" pathetic

Except he does that, so. You don't think he would try and ERP with everyone if it wasn't against the rules? He already tries so hard to get everyone to like him so he can do it out of game.
I don't ERP friend, so, just saying what I've learnt from visiting the discord.

>implying you're not doing both of those things
PATHETIC

>just saying what I've learnt from visiting the discord.
So you're a circlejerking piece of shit instead, alright.

I am doing neither.

It's a good place to talk about coding and stuff. The only circlejerk shit is Sawbones and co in voice chat, which I avoid like the plague.

see

Then how do you know that, faggot?