Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Would you lick her armpits?

GIVE ME A SUMMARY I JUST WOKE UP AND THERES NOTHING ABOUT IT ON REDDIT

im just happy to be here guys

Stealing this meme for truth
>PPY PPY LISTEN KURO IS SUPER TOXIC AND HE WANTS TO KICK YOU!!!!!!!!
-1437 with zero backup

>huh guess you are right
>zai and kuro looked like best friends tho HE MUST HAVE BEEN ACTING TO KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER THATS THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION WHEN I SEE TWO GUYS HAVING FUN, ONE IS A SCHEMING BACKSTABBER AND THE OTHER ONE IS ACTING TO KEEP THE TEAM TOGETHER
-deluded ppy poisoned by the pooinloo words

So THIS was the power of PPD's plan all along...

Amazing

come back to me puppey!

t. kemal

Reminder that Artour carries the sins of the pro scene on his back

silent
watchful
vigil
alone

and we'll hate him for it, but he can take it.

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securing this thread in the name of US$0.76

Ok, let me get this right.
After last year's TI, Secret was in trouble.
Kuro thought that the problem was Puppey and was asking around to see if anyone agreed.
Theeban (Judas) went to Puppey directly and told him that Kuro was undermining his authority.
Puppey decides to kick Kuro.

The community reacts and thinks it was RTZ, the hothead, who got Kuro kicked.
RTZ didn't say anything.
He just took it.

And now a year later, it was actually Puppey and Theeban who did it. All this time instead of pointing a finger at the real collaborators, he took it rather than finger a teammate.

That's it, right?

MOST
SUCCESSFUL
ESPORTS
MAN

>cross-thread (You)s
gotta love 4chanx

>Be a coach
>Make your players fight one each other
what did 1437 mean by this

/pol/tards pls go

daily reminder to not trust poo in loos. you may end up all fucked up like secret.

i apologize

Theeban aka 1437 is a fucking scumbag snitch.

is Theeban a fucking mongoloid subhuman or whats, since thats what im getting from all this, fill me in

So I just wake up what is all this leak stuff about?

hello

>YOU DID THIS TO ME
>I JUST WANTED TO PLAY DOTA
>YOU CRUSHED MY SOUL
>I WILL NEVER BE THE OLD RTZ
>SAINT ARTOUR WHO TOOK ALL THE BLAME AND HATE FOR OVER A YEAR

Puppey and Kuroky had a power struggle about TEam Secret as an organization.

Somehow all of the community bangs on hating on RTZ.

Who takes the hate. All of it. And carries it silently for a year.

Meanwhile PPD hiding in the shadows... moving the puppets.

The secret was Kuro as really trying to get rid of Theeban, but 1437 told Puppey that Kuro was trying to stage a coup.
Thus Theeban remains coach and Kuro is gone.
All according to Keikaku

How did you like that asslicking my fellow dota fans?

I can tell you that puppey's ass is a delightful mix of salo and vodka, peppered with an aroma of turkish tea.

RTZ a good boy, he dindu nuffin. His team hopping and backstabbing was just him trying to get his life on track!

Hey!

Oh shit he actually leaked the nahaz screencaps in the old thread. the absolute madman.

TI demonstrates pretty clearly that EU has been the weakest scene in the past two years; the only reason EU performed well in Majors is because other teams were busy reshuffling/experimenting/adjusting to new players to get ready for TI.

It didn't have to be this way Puppan

how are you user are you enjoying your evening

or are you from another part in the world, in that case, are you enjoying that part of the day

JARK

who are you siding with my man?

Oh no
Not me
I never lost control
You're face
To Face
With the man who sold the world

the 2015-2016 season was the Crucifixion of Artour.

who the fuck is this wykcuck cunt? hes literally some indian twitter warrior, why does he keep popping up.

idk wats happening doturd :3c

more like that Secret had unsolved internal issues prior to TIs but didn't adresse any because they had strong results
at TI they start losing to it bursts but instead of adressing it you have s4/kuro/rtz fighting each others
PPY doesn't do shit, theeban doesn't do shit

After the elimination theeban goes to ppy calling out kuroky (maybe on actual strong bases, but still he's the coach lmao)

That's right just keep living in a dreamworld where it's not his fault Secret have been dogshit since he rejoined

Three months from now, he will RISE

I side with TNC of course.

nahaz leaks. im behind 20 proxies so good luck finding me feds xd
imgur.com/a/YabFt

Step aside for best girl

Retard OP didnt even link the correct previous thread

Wonder if they are gonna finally kick n0shitter

>5 NA players
>16 EU players
k

>The dota community hacked nails to Artour for a fucking year
>and he took it like a Jesus

You fucking guys

this writes itself

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS In 3 MONTHS???

WILL ARTOUR RISE FROM THE GRAVE?

Hey!

> Puppey - motehrfucker if he was a better player or captain, he would never had needed to be in my team
>delusional little faggot

OH FUCKING SHIT SON

DAMN NOW IM HYPED AS FUCK

GO KURO

they fixed the prediction quest lad
you can get the achievement/points now

Let's consult this handy flowchart!

any feminine boys in d2g?

>post yfw Fear retires after winning this TI and arteezy joins EG as carry

I feel bad for Cr1t

This is the solution to the Secret Problem
Introducing the man with 11k MMR
>inb4 MMR is just a number

Of course all this shitty Drama is happening between EUtards. Meanwhile NA is the stablest region of all with no Drama. Once again Freedom wins.

Is this a joke I honestly can't tell anymore do you eceleb dickriders learn nothing

It wasn't N0Lans that lost them the series.
It was their total lack of respect.

>let enemy team get whatever they want because they're Pinoy shitters, so who cares lol
>use Manta to push when they have a silence that can ruin you, because they're just Pinoy shitters, so who cares lol
>just right click into them because they're Pinoy shitters, oh shit we just lost

Ember got caught out so many times because he used Manta casually instead of saving it to purge silence.
It was so bad.

It didn't have to be this way Clement

but now you're going to be sleeping with the fishes

Sayonara

TN: Sayonara means According to Plan

>NA
>Stable
Na scene is so dead nothing can happen

Quality>Quantity

Stream is up, motherfuckers. Quit this shitalk about Poopey and Shitrekt, in short we'll be seeing Alliance getting Mushitted on

What did Nahaz do to you?

Don't listen to this user
sayonara means good evening

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he tests stuff for valve

ITS LIVE

Can we get back to posting sheever?

>See figma's look pretty meh this year
>decide to buy one anyway cause why the fuck not
>It has 2 golden trove carafes
THANKS GABE

Theeban is such a little cocksucker holyshit

When the fuck does TI start?
I thought it started at noon EST?

Moon ended that game 4 - 0 - 19 as Dark Seer

They fucked with the wrong God

>NA scene is dead
>EG about to defend and classic Jimmy slaughtering the best that yurotrash ha dto offer
Uh........?

Hey!

your cute

Do we leak this into twitch chat?

Y/N

oh something will happen alright.

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post ur rarest sheebers lads

No.

no but I'm gonna tear your ass up bitchboi, post your steam id

Whatever, he deserved to lose with all that taunting and acting like a dick on twitter, while getting carried by Cr1t and Miracle.

what the fuck?

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post that fluff picture.

You know which one.

@151283709

what did you mean by this?

i just love her awkward tall slenderness

Gladly