Any car stories thread?
>crashes
>races
>niggers-trying-to-steal-cars
>stealing cars
>cop encounters
>fuck in the car
>etc
Any car stories thread?
Chase Morgan
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Xavier Cook
>be me
>get up yesterday
>car don't start
>take other truck
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>other truck now smells like dif oil badly
>forgot radar detector
>had to drive slow enough it made me late to work
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>car was just out of gas all along
Fuck everything, my other truck doesn't even have a line in.
Should I have just called my work and attempted to fix my car?
Lucas Johnson
car sex and cop encounter in one story! (not me)
>me and gf having sex in the car
>decide to do anal
>pumping away she starts to get cramps
>continue only for a few minutes and she screams
>look down and shes really going crazy freaking out. Shes crying and screaming.
>look down and there is blood and shit coming out of her vagina. Yes real shit too.
>panic and dont know what to do, there is a tap at the window.
>someone heard her screaming and came over, saying they are calling the police and they have my license plate
>jump into the front and peel out of there, taking gf to hospital
>she stays over night.
>cops are at my house in the morning
>ask to see the car, see blood and shit in car, want to arrest me
>get cops to call hospital and confirm my story
>almost arrested for murder
Turned out my gf got something called a fisher, where the wall between her rectum and her vagina ruptured and blood and shit was falling out of her vagina. It was probably the worst 2 days of my life.
John Brown
gg you almost fucked her to death
Dominic Foster
the very first time I got a beej I got jism on the headliner, dash, shifter, steering wheel, and both seats
I was in the passenger seat
Charles Wood
Jesus christ user that's fuckin brutal if true.
Logan Williams
>be me
>be driving
>late to work
>blow through a clear red
>look in my mirror for disco lights
>see a camera on top the light pole
>mfw the next two weeks waiting for a ticket
>it never came
Angel Walker
newfags detected
Michael Diaz
It is, and that thread was glorious.
Joshua Ward
>fisher
Every time