/owg/ - Overwatch General

Angry German Edition

>Official Website
playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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vocaroo.com/i/s0uJoEX47F76
youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

hana song

nihon is the worst skin in the game

is a whore

If someone on my team leaves in comp, should I just bail too or play it out? What's the loss/gain like in a 5v6?

EVERYTHING _FREE_, GUYS! DON'T WORRY, ITS _FREE_!

this butt belongs to me

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>Someone in match chat asks if Im gay

>Say "no but i wish i was"

>"You look gay tho"

>Sudden fear he can see me

Imagine Hana Song fucking your ass.

First for how the fuck do you use "I'm with you" voice command and why do you never hear it?

t. Isuckdicks#21543

How do i git gud at being a this guy? I get being a shield but when in combat I have no clue how to play him

I want art of this.

Our whore so it's cool.

With a strap-on?

Continue...

look at someone and do the "Group up" command.

>no long tongue hero

imagine this scenario
>you're playing dva
>allied genji is just next to you
>enemy zarya is just infront of you both
>you both know she has ult

Do you defense matrix the ult or hope for genji to deflect it?

>makes me squeal like a pig while she puts her cigarette out in the back of my neck

post best mercy please she is cute i dont like koreans unless they are dead bodies stacked 5 foot high ;_;

Post healslut

never trust your teammates

Group up with me command and having your crosshair on a teammate. Hate it desu, because I usually mean to say "Group up you fucks"

I want to be used and abused by Hana Song on her livestream

Waifu to every weak worm who desires to be dominated by a puny, physically unimpressive specimen.

>play poo in loo
>wait until enemy catches first/second point to put teleporter down.
>it's on the otherside of the map
>teammates spend 20 seconds having to run back to the payload

who else is /devilish/?

Shield your nigger teammates. Charge when appropriate or to catch some ult.

If your teammates are utter shit, just go from the sides and whack them with your big Hammer.

You need like 2-3 hits for most squishies.

you posted the girl who gets bullied all day at work though lmao

at least my girl isn't a little bitch

>they have genji, widow, mercy and pharah
>change to Winston
>all four of them change to Winston counters

Guys how should i improve my garbage hamster impression?
vocaroo.com/i/s0uJoEX47F76

all the better to cuddle with. fuck u bully ass bitch mercy is bester

sounds like a succes

>defending last point of Route 66
> take the teleporter and find myself all the way in front of the diner
>"hello!"
>jump off the cliff rather than run back

youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

Envyus.Taimou and Envyus.Internethulk's incredible aimbot! Wow!

>choose waifu image doesn't sit well with me
>tfw love Mercy and Widowmaker equally
>simple greentext fantasy spirals into full-blown fan fiction in my mind
>not sure if want to type out giant greentext block in the thread or just for myself in a notepad

I see a lot of people charging in at the very beginning of a push and get wrecked instantly. You should wait until some of the enemy is down and it can be pretty useful

I want to skin Roadhog players alive and use them as my boots
then rape their sister and spit in her face

The video you posted is actually a glitch, the ice wall was fucked for some reason.

Which hero would be the most likely to drool in your mouth?

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Daily reminder to stay on QP if you don't have a microphone.

Differant webm

Shout out if you like all the waifus too much to choose a favorite

>hey play rein
>oh sorry dude im really bad at rein
You literally have to stand and hold mouse 2. Not very hard, is it?

I have a microphone but i'm not going to waste my breath if no one else is going to talk.

I have no microphone and I'm top 500. Does this upset you?

D.Va, Widowmaker, and Pharah

Why do 7000 chingchongs get banned for aimbots, but this guy is still allowed to stream, even so its obvious?

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why would you ever want someone to play rein if they dont like playing him.

like it shouldnt be hard but for people in this game it is. i'd rather we have no tank at all than someone who doesnt know what theyre doing playing reinhardt.

Prove it shitter.

you will lose the match no matter what

i would stay just to get the exp

But that's the worst way to play rein, offensive rein is the best and most fun.

>No-one picks Rein on a map where he's required
>I switch to him even though I'm not too good
>Team constantly baits me and refuses to push up when I take point

Community service sucks.

You're allowed to cheat if you're on a professional team.

Unless you're a fucking smut master, you should probably keep your mommy dom/little girl OTK spanking fantasies to yourself.

changes are you will lose, but maybe if you're good enough at a rank you don't belong you can still carry. Usually a waste of time but sometimes enemy team won't play too serious cause they think game is over already so idk

Probaly a worth a try since it's ranked, but if it looks hopeless i'd just leave

because banning ching chongs wont collapse blizzards money faucet i mean competitive scene

>thought I got the swiss icon
>it was just a swiss spray
fuck you blizz

>win
>lose
>win
>lose
>comp points go down

I wouldn't be so pissed if I wouldn't get matched with 5 randoms against two 3stacks

Do you say "Hey, anyone got a mic?" every start of a match?

If no one responds, then you are wasting your breath

Source please this is my biggest fetish.

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I say it if no one else does.

Widowmaker

>Winning 2:0
>Third round starts
>Server Crashed Due To Unknown Reason
Is there another fucking glitch that allows salty players to end games? This shit is happening too fucking often lately

>play Zenyatta
>Have a bunch of tanks on your team
You can't lose.

People are like "ROADHOG IS TRASH, HE CHARGES ENEMY ULTS!" Well, I had Orb of Harmony on him most of the game and my ult was basically up nonstop. Zenyatta + Roadhog is super OP.

This game is stupid. I can't wait until Zenyatta and all the tanks get nerfed. It's so easy that it's boring.

Always amusing to see

DOES ANYBODY HAVE SFM VIDEO WHERE TRACER GETS TIED UP BY WIDOW?

This.

Some people are brain dead when they play rein. A reaper would just walk up to them and shoot them while the rein is still has his shield up even though hes by himself.

POST
GOOD
OL'
REAPFIELD!!!!!

nerd

>u will never marry and cuddle and raise children in a happy catholic family with mercy
;_;

lol

If you ever leave and queue up right after and it's the same map, it's always the same lobby that you just left.

You can leave during the loading screen and there is no penalty for it. There's only a penalty if you actually load into the game like a moron.

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Jokes on you! My sister is a slut with aids

This is the first time I've heard of this complaint. Orb of Harmony is barely anything to save Hog

source

Thats it. I will kill myself over overwatch. Every day I play hours just to get stomped and spawncamped. If I win one or two match in a 5-6 hour timeframe it is a complete stomp too.

>not being strong enough to comfort your loving and caring wife
m8

source for the love of god

It requires a hog who realizes that having a healing source doesn't mean he can overextend and stomp red team 1v5, which is terribly rate

I DON'T FUCKING CARE

ABOUT GENJI

GENJI IS ANNOYING OKAY

BUT WHAT I REALLY NEED

IS BLIZZARD

TO CHANGE THE FUCKING HIT BOX

ON REIN'S ULTIMATE

WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT HIT AND WHERE IT DOESN'T

THANK YOU BLIZZARD INCORPORATED

>make ults available at the start of the game
>the catch is you only get a limited amount of ults per game
Did I fix the game? Characters with big ults would only get one, while someone like tracer would maybe get 2.

If you did you'd be higher. You are probably just some kind of d.va/genji abuser or something.

As the wise man said, please stick to qp.

Considering the Orb is effectively 5% of the hog's hp recovered a second, and because of the hogs natural tankiness, people tend to struggle to burst him down

Partly because he has so much health
Partly because you have to be careful because he can insta-gib you with hook so you cant just run at him
Partly because he's also recovering 30 hp per second while being able to restore 300 hp in a second with his E

Its great for zen because he'll be constantly healing the roadhog who'[s constantly taking chip damage

what the fuck? Ult charge it literally the only advantage you get for doing better than your opponents

fuck outta here

Is it ever worth it to play one of the Amari women? I love playing both but it seems like at a certain level everyone can shit on them instantly

Does anyone have a LOCAL MAN IS FUCKING INVINCIBLE with nanoboosted Reinhardt?

Ana is the best healer after Lucio.

>Pharah

Not really, too slow and easy to pick off with hitscan heroes/zenyatta

>Ana

Yeah, because she puts out insane damage for a support, counter's zens ult and just lucio in general, and her ult is good.

Your advantage for playing better is dead enemies and captured objectives retard. The game completely revolves around ults right now and it's fucking retarded

That one with the big purple dick?

Should I buy Bedouin or hold out in case I unbox Nihon

Zenyatta exists

>playing against C9Grego and FNC Buds
>30 seconds left on our defense, we wipe them and they use most of their ults
>game freezes
>get a "the server is unavailable"
>game doesn't count and no one loses or gains mmr

Did I just get fucking ddosed or am I just unlucky?

>mommy dom/little girl
>OTK spanking
I marry Mercy and it's a loving coupling where we had kids. Widowmaker is my intrusive mistress that breaks into our home at night to fuck me next to Mercy while seducing my kids and shows me footage of her pegging a son and training a daughter as a protege. Vacations with my family are pure fun while the occasional outings with Widowmaker to a sports stadium or luxury cruise are law-breaking sex rages and violent back and forth masochistic abuse.
On my death bed when the oldest daughter tells the two nurses to leave, I tell them they can stay. Because it's Widowmaker and our illegitimate femboy son in disguise.

Why is it retarded?

I'm talking about the amount of healing, zenyatta is obviously better for damage

Is there a gallery of all sprays in overwatch? like on imgur or something?