/dat/

Swear it wasn't like this two weeks ago. Only been around for a few months and I'd never seen it go gay until recently.
We need a fag cull desu

but its been all dick talk in the discord for two days straight. fuck that.

Must be the Victorians

QLD this time surprisingly.

Eastern state, no surprise

>implying abbos in NT have internet
>implying WA has internet in the mines
>implying SA isnt too busy sucking dick to be posting online about dick

me in the pic

>Implying Queenslanders have to time to do anything else but destroy the reef.
>Impling Victorians car about a car forum unless it's about electric cars
>Implying anyone from NSW is allowed onto the internet under Supreme Leader Baird's rule.

>muh reef

Filthy dumb Greens scum.

Really just want to see it once while it still looks nice. After that I don't really care.

tl dr

it's sort of spooky.

What's the best place for aftermarket wheels around brissy cunts?

g-g-g-gumtree

plastic or stolen wheels maybe lel

It that shitcunt yellowmc22anon and his facial fetish.

...

Sometimes I'm happy to know that there are people far uglier that I am. Bu this shit is just sad.
Vicfag will never be close to a convincing trap ever.
Give up on your hopes and dreams. You are and always will be a man.

I'm too old for this shit.

how old are you?
are you the old cunt that turned up to the sa meet?

Bruce/10

Aww boo hoo we going to have to put you down?

Kill yourself and give me your savings.

This is such a bad troll.

Guys if i have an address in WA can i just modify my car there, get it registered in WA, and keep it in Victoria? What are the odds of it getting inspected here?

Do you really need treefitty that much.

>tfw waiting for a mate

Yes.

Fucking foggy as shit on the freeway today. Had to go down to Adelaide to do some shit so I took the freeway rather than the back roads thinking it would be faster. Freeway was 80 until the end of the tunnels because of thick fog.

I get up at 4 for work.

>hangover

You stop getting them after a while.

>work.
niggah please no one here works.

>implying you could be an alco on the dole

No way you could get a carton every few days and still afford rent and food on Newstart.

You'd be surprised

Did you at least drop to 2nd and fly through the tunnels?

Every dole bludger gets by day to day by selling weed

>carton
Nigga please. If you can't handle wine you're a softcock. Wine isn't taxed like all other alchoholic beverages. It's very cheap indeed.

I'm on the dole and pretty smashed right now

Just ordered this then, hoon footage inbound if I can disable the GPS.

>implying I was driving a manual.
Was boring a family members car, an old auto Nisan Pulsar. I was still flying by people, the speed limit was 80 but since it was raining people were losing there shit and doing 60.

Remember that day during summer where it was hell foggy and rainy? Couldn't see jackshit 3 metres in front going down the freeway, dropped down to 30. Signs still said 100. Go figure.

why did you buy one with a GPS if you want to hoon with out the GPS on you cunt?
also how much?

GPS for DD
Disable for hooning, hue.

$400 but there's cheaper models that do the same, this one just has good night vision and better lens.

I feel like I'm going to make a big mistake soon but I'm not going to stop myself from making the mistake. What do I do /dat/?

if its a mistake that you want to do, do it. i assume its for something fun at least.

pro-tip if its bitch related: DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY

Thats just dumb, any holes a goal m8 you just don't put a ring on it.

They have no power without that ring and bit of paper.

spose you're right. that pussy game is pretty fine.

>DONT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY
>mfw I did this twice to two different woman
yup I learned my lesson

mind you every chick I've fucked has been crazy on some level.

>mfw I just realised 'normal' women don't exist.

shack up for a year and you're as good as married in the eyes of the law

but fuck that, if a bitch wants to ruin your life all she has to do is make up a sexual harassment/rape story and you're fucked

I don't see you

>rodger beep

All women are crazy, there's just a scale that runs from 'bit stupid' all the way up to where they 'boil your puppy'.

>sa
As if a distinguished gentleman such as I, would live in pompous shit hole like that.

I actually don't have savings but you can take my 20k debt. Just leave me the house, you don't get that, darling.

Same, are you me?

How much did you pay?

I just saw here I got mine off ebay for 370 clams.

>They have no power without that ring and bit of paper.

TOPKEK

familyrelationships.gov.au/BrochuresandPublications/Pages/propertydivisionwhendefactorelationshipsbreakdown.aspx

>cheese

I saw this image years ago and I've always thought the fat fuck was eating a sponge.

>first week being a wage slave

i feel like im dying

just think of the paycheck, assuming it's enough to be worth it

Suck it up cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=-bOdG-9QqQs

Get used to it.

>tfw you will never visit the palace
Also so close cunt, that would have been a great get too.

Good old fucking TISM
youtube.com/watch?v=fGjURjN56Bw

They really should be on our list of national fauna

Fucken oath, I always seed the TISM discography torrent.

>TISM is shit

>I grew up listening to TISM, not knowing what the fuck they were singing about, but they just sound real... They have been a great inspiration in my life. I draw my contempt, spite and cynicism for humanity from them... Thank you TISM...

Me too

>/dat/ degenerate anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=7n9IE2jRtgs

>TISM

user before user was even known

Fuckyeah TISM
youtube.com/watch?v=GiHdpAVIHgo

meanwhile in discord they talk about "i'm so hardcore I listed to metal" and dicks. Plus they let a merican furry yiff all over them.

i went to that dat discord once and all i saw was dick talk. never again.

They even did an R9K anthem too
youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

youtube.com/watch?v=1ye_TNP-h_g
We chose this as the theme though

>jimmyshits chose that

anyone else have that one friend that you think is a total cunt but still stay friends with?

>jelly

Yeah, it'd just be wrong to get rid of him at this point.

I stopped talking to him and he got the hint.

no thats just weird

Does it come with everything though? I've seen them for $300 on egay but it's just the camera itself, on DashcamOwnersAus site they sell it in a package with AV and USB cables, USB/Phone SD adapter, 64GB SD card, suction mount and a few other things. You got yours yet?

What a cutie (ﾉ´∀`)

ebay.com.au/itm/Street-Guardian-SGZC12SG-V2-Pro-Series-Dash-Camera-64GB-/201499693926

I hope so.

i feel like if i stop hanging out with him he'll probably end up killing himself but fuck i hate him so much he is a stupid cunt

Nice meme samefag.

>SA
>shithole
Wow you're so fuck-

Nah you're right.

yeah ok, enjoy the pics of your furfag on the shitter

gee mate what does he do thats so stupid?

>implying it didn't get deleted in seconds

Aw fuck me, when I looked I never got this result, just the cameras by themselves. RIP $30

>mfw I am that friend

enjoy the penis talk too

You sure meme'd me. Keep being upset that people are enjoying chatting.

i enjoy jerking off alone instead of talking about jerking off with others.

>I have no imagination so I'll keep trying to force the same meme