Do you have a girlfriend/wife that is into cars? How did you meet her?

Do you have a girlfriend/wife that is into cars? How did you meet her?

*crickets*

I'm gay so pre much all of my partners have liked cars

My wife rides dirtbikes sometimes.
I have to slow down a lot more though. She's not into working on cars, which is fine by me.

Liking different things is ok

>find a girl
>slowly let her know that you're into cars
>slowly teach her about cars
>buy her a haynes for her birthday
>make her change her brakes during vacation
>make her apply at a local shop as a grease monkey
>make her
>MAKE HER

Daily reminder girls with guy hobbies are all sluts

I don't even know how to do that stuff

my gf likes cars and thinks they're cool, but doesn't get how they work. she's interested in learning to drive manual since I have one. She does like driving my old autoshitboxes because 'they have more feel'

>go to car meet
>someone pulls up in brz with pink trim
>girls pops out
>suddenly 150 dudes surrounding her

Found out afterwards
>4hour drive home from her parents
>take a break at our usual station 2hours into the drive
>there was a autoX event on the parking lot, grabbed a cup of coffee and watched for a bit
>gf gets really excited "WOW WHAT CAR IS THIS WHAT CAR IS THAT IT'S SO LOUD WOW THOSE ENGINES user CAN YOU GET A CAR LIKE THAT?"

We're visiting every other DTM or ADAC masters event on our nearby track since

im gay and most all of my partners havent liked cars
people become car people after dating me

>Liking different things is ok
It isn't though. Liking different things is a sign of inferiority on your part. You are supposed to lead the relationship, if you allow her to have other interests it will mean interests in other guys.

find a girl or change your brakes?

This is one of the longest reaches I've ever seen. Next you are going to tell me I should isolate her from her friends and family so she only focuses on me.

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Both

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>will build a rape dungeon in next 12 months

My gf is really good at driving manual, I doubt that she has ever driven an auto, but she doesn't give a shit about cars apart from hers.
I recently got really into cars, and now she complains that I talk about them too much. Goes as far to say that, "you weren't supposed to be like this, why did you get into cars."
I don't think she realises how much it hurts when she says that, i want her to support me in what i choose to do.

Who hurt you user?

In my dreams.

Never. I avoid them like the plague.

I knew one once that loved to brag about how fast her EcoBoost Mustang was. She would always say this whenever she started it up:

>Hear that? That's what a real car sounds like

Knew another girl that was supposedly into bikes. She only liked Kawasaki Ninjas though and once told me

>I would never get a Honda bike. They're overpriced and extremely unreliable. I dislike Suzuki too. Kawasaki's the only brand for me.

I'm sure there are "car girls" out there who aren't complete fucking idiots, but for the most part they tend to be arrogant and clueless as to what they're talking about.

Girls genuinely aren't into cars. While shes's a total bitch for saying something like that, it's super unattractive to be babbling on about autistic nonsense like 2jz swaps. Save the car talk for car bros only.

I try to not talk about cars for no reason, but it'll be things like
>rev match from 4th to 3rd
>gf asks why I rev when changing down
>beging to explain rev matching and why it's smoother and better for the car
>that night she tells me she's sick of me talking about cars.

give her the D

am i the only broad on Veeky Forums?

serious question

>possible woman
ERECTION RESPONSE TRIGGERED

been thinking about leaving my missus for a good while now, how 2 do it cuntz?

Please make more gay car people for me.

Does my mom count?

And no she's not. She drives a Camry and only wants me to buy Toyota because "it's safer and more reliable than Honda".

Nope.

Back to /pol/ with ye!

pls b in london

>mangina who yacked up the red pill

You will never procreate.

yayy
what you ride?
canada, sorry.. unless u mean london ontario ;)

> using the term mangina
> not saying cuckold or numale

JEEZ ITS LIKE THE CURRENT YEAR GUIZE

>London, Ontario
I live in Detroit. Want to date?

>cuck
>numale
/pol/ autism at its finest

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detroit is my most favorite place on earth

>yes

>I let my girl run wild
>she promises to have sex with me one day
>you can take that promise to the bank
(you)

Not american so I can't afford a Dodge Ram. I drive a Fiat Palio. Pic related.

>(you)
Nice meme.

The problem is that you are still dating women, friend.

*cluck

Fiats are cuck cars

looks good.. i'm n. american and the only fiats we got are the 500 and the big ugly 500

> /pol/
> autistic in any way
Surely you've been mistaken, my friend. Why them saying "Prep the bull, Sven" is the exact same as us talking about how great the V-tech is when it kicks in. We're all under the same banner here :^)

If you don't tie your woman down, she will get away. Fact.

>letting any memes dominate your life
seek help

> not just shitposting in a South African winemaking forum to relieve the stresses of a long day
Sempai, it is you who must seek out help.

>that feel when stressed out from shitposting all day

It's one of the few cars I can afford here. It's also the most popular brand in the country. Unlike america, Fiat is not for nu-males and cucks. It's an everyman's car. Pic related is a quick google search of São Paulo's landmark - the traffic jam. And in it you can see the amount of Fiats around.

Fiat 500 is a scam here. Costs the same as a Honda Civic or Toyotta Corolla - which are far superior.

> NEET life
How I've managed to avoid both that and being a kissless virgin I have no fucking idea.

oh really.. they're new here so maybe it's novelty

the 500 seemed like a souped up yaris, but i still dug it

>tfw you have fucked plenty and post up here that women are animals that need to be lead
>tfw the kissless virgin white knights don their armor to defend m'lady

the initial D

M3, I was stating that I have no idea how I'm neither kissless, nor a virgin. I have no sense of human decency, and basically hate everyone, but yet sloots will still sloot.

Having said that, that guy probably drives a Nissan Cube, but only to see his wife's son after he's left his shed for the day.

femanon here

gonna list my stable for shits

dd- 2007 toyota yaris, manual
party bus - 1998 mitsubishi delica, auto, jdm import
bikes(order of manufacture)-
1975 suzuki ts 250
1977 yamaha dt 400 (not plated, project)
1978 honda xl 175
1984 honda ft 500
1991 harley heritage softail

tits or gtfo

[spoiler]how do you like the yaris?[/spoiler]

Do you puke in your mouth a little bit when you say the word 'Yaris'?

I do...

the yaris is fantastic
almost as good as tits on a blue board

my grandparents bought it for me and my gramma calls it
>your arse
so i mostly just say that and smile

Just put a black dot in MSpaint over the nipples.

Just a bit of cleavage please, love. I need to know I'm not being lied to.

> delica

VANCOUVER

Pussy pass

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I'm surprised you're real. Grainy a photo as it is, I can still see "2016" "May", and "Veeky Forums" as well as nice tits.

Thanks user, you made my night. Enjoy your Yaris.

i keep duct tape on my camera most of the time but i assure you i am real

have you ever used a stick shift for anything other then shifting?

no but i ride big single cylinder bikes for the reason i think you're alluding to

daym I was about to say "then we are SHIFT-TIMO BROTHERS"

:( i dun get it, pls explain

Eskimo brothers... google.

What single cylinder bike? I have 14' CRF250L, and had a Yamaha vstar at one point.

My gf is not interested in cars at all. They're just a means of conveyance for her, but she at least likes auto racing.

i have a ts 250, a xl 175 and a 500 ascot

i'm pretty sure i already posted them

I know that feel, none of my gf's or female friends have liked cars, but all of them wanted me to teach them how to drive stick. I usualy start them off on a Kubota tractor. Can drop the clutch in 1st and you move a few inches without stalling...

nice choices, I had an 83' it175 with bored compression chambers that was made street legal. I hate Yamaha.

>Do you have a girlfriend


nigger

i have a yamaha but it's a project bike

dt 400.. it's kind of a monster

this is retraded

feeling unmanly is the whole point, that guy is a pleb

had to google that one, they look nice

looks nice, works TERRIBLE

that's a yamaha

i know you're right

my first vehicle ever was a gorgeous, terrible yamnaha

Holy shit, femanon delivered. You're alright.

Haven't you seen deadpool?

for the advancement of femanonkind

3/8ths ratchet in vag

i took a pic of a socket up my snatch but you can't tell the size

femanon as in feminine user not female user

I can guess

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that's small, 3/16ths or 10mm?

no, 3/8 like requested

>that hoof

okay, what do you want from us?

lol I meant 3/8ths drive

the ratchet being 3/8ths

The 500 Abarth is cool

Ever feel like the Delica will tip over? It looks so top heavy...

wat

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