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hyur boypussy

Not lonely Miqo looking for friends...

PST...

You butt I wanted to make the thread but you did it ten posts early

I wont forget this slight!

xth for shanoa is cute

Remember guys. It's his BIRTHDAY! BE NICE! Not conforming to the Velvet tier hugbox will result in a BAN.

It's not you...
It's me...

xth for happy birthday Wiwiten

It is actually my birthday
Please be nice

Thankyou!

Is Tornado Kick ... for.. does it really get rid of Greased Lightning 3?

happy biwthday mistew wiwiten..

would u like ti wide on my motowcycle mistew wawafell?

GOOOOOOOO GAGAGAGAGAG

-3-

It's for when you know you're losing gl3. Like, long transitions or if you're just mitigating a fuckup you made.

Happy Birthday Riri!

xth for pathetic neckbeards marrying in game and being 'in love' to each other's characters

>Tfw mom told you it's your turn to change Riri's stinky diapers

bitch...

MY NAME IS UPSETTI ETC

it's just for transitions where the boss is going to go away long enough for you to lose GL3

The fool's journey continues.

>if i say he's upset what he said won't be true!

The defecation continues

What the fuck is with this game and bosses turning invincible for 20 fucking years

Holy fucking shit I hate monk

xth wanting to milk a catboy

What does this mean...

practical weapons

>missing the joke

ftelor no

xth for cats heading to bed

have cat

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Please make it a cat thread!

Stinky's worn out after helping ada blow his load three times in a row!

xth for it's never another boy character who says this

>tfw the whole thread hates you but you want to be a part of the community

Post ebin lewds

What's wrong with that?

aaron post

>turn my brain off and JOHN MADDEN with SMN
>1400 dps
>put all of my 200 points of IQ into MCH
>1000 dps
this job sucks

Fuck off Amber

So I am about to try A6S as a WHM, I usually play scholar. Was watching some youtube videos to see what people do and I noticed a couple people seem to be casting unnecessary Cures to proc Freecure. Is that a legitimate thing? I mostly play WHM in expert and weeping city so I haven't healed a real fight with it yet. Seems like a waste of GCDs, but I do frequently run into MP problems when trying to DPS and heal for prolonged fights, should I be trying to proc freecures instead of throwing stones all the time?

I wish

females a shit

want cat

Where is it implied that I'm a female?

Did you try shooting the gun?

no it's not

gcds are a valuable resource and that seems like a massive waste for no real benefit since it's not like those cures are free either

I love how obvious Abe posts are, jealousy is a bitch

I want to pull out your teeth and cum in your mouth, leaving a disgusting mix of blood and semen dripping out while you cry in pain and fear

How do you quickly turn around using standard controls?

I'm too used to legacy controls where I can swiftly turn around and Elusive jump. I recently learned that legacy is hampering my DPS by missing auto attacks. Now I'm having troubles of doing a quick Elusive jump like before. Any advice would be helpful.

What a worthless pet.

And I don't mean that erotically, you are legitimately a bad pet. Who's making your owner splooge?

Mado will die

hold rmb
turn mouse

I've never felt like such garbage in my life.

Ever since I started hanging around here I can feel the retardation coming to me.

Something will be done.

hello

I like them on the jobs where it makes sense.
>BLM
>Practical weapon
{How?}

lucky cat
can you do that to me instead

but MCH is just a ranged MNK

...

I know, there's just no time ;;

I want to pump Kuus Hime.

U-oh! Don't say that, the asexual might have a meltdown!

Who is this guy and why should I care?

This is an inevitable truth

YOU WILL DO OR DIE

With BLM, you can almost get practical weapons if you stick to those that act as if they make sense to channel anything through as a catalyst. Some of the weapons just don't look like that at all and look really silly

it's OUR GUY

>abe_subs_to_joe.webm

Want to pump my dick?

what the fuck is this even supposed to mean

IVE HAD ENOUGH
IVE HAD ENOUGH
YOU WILL DO OR DIE

Who has who collared in Soft?

It's as easy as monk except you shoot from non-melee range.

I am not joking, diapershitter. I will end your life.

Go ahead. Take a shit into your diaper once more. Enjoy it. It might be your last.

I will return in 24hrs with a compiled list.

Why do you hate mado so much?

MNK is easy, MCH is also easy, the only difference is that 123 is RNG and they don't have to deal with positionals or melee range

ayyy

look at what you're writing lmao

>responding

Good thing there are other ways~

Fuck off diaper

how the fuck are mnk and mch anything like one another

Wow, you actually want Mado to put on a diaper and soil it? How messed up are you? Haha fucking freak lol

how the h*ck do I connect a ds4 controller through Bluetooth on windows 10

I'm more surprised you guys don't have him filtered by now. It's not like he uses any other phrases

The first letter is the same.

:p

>what does it mean
>they're both easy
>what does it mean

Retard.

Download SCPdriver, install the Bluetooth and controller drivers, reboot PC

simply eric

>151329848
you should get professional help

I wanna make a "Cause check out THESE guns" joke but honestly my arms are like tiny wet newspapers.

>hey guys i typeset lmao
>hey guy hey guys i edit doujinshi lmao lol
>hey guys look at the edits lol haha lmao
>hey guys i use twitter lmao lol

guess who

Laika has most of the doms collared. Has ada for sure.

wew lad

...

meme horns meme tail

Soon.

Make the joke anyway. Monks aren't meant to be restrained

Is this an actual set

I'll pump anything.