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Wet though

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/dat/ has been the gayest it's ever been for the last week or two.

pussy

>since the dickscord has been about

>Bike
No thanks. Dont want a wet bum

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>missed the opporunity to say dicksword

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Why have you faggots got two threads?

Fuck off with your autism to 8 Chan or something.

Bunch of mongs.

the shitposter is ruining dat
fast OP, delete the thread.

>help mods, we are getting cucked!

Only the butthurt Tasmanian does these things

>fast OP, delete the thread.

Its too late to delete it you fucking retarded dumbstruck wizard.

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i never claimed to know how clocks work you dried up shit on a stick

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who is the butthurt tasmanian?

you can do an engine swap without engineering in tasmania. rest of australia requires the body be checked to be able to structurally support it. needless to say, there are many shitboxes with snapped chassis rails in tassie

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>dashboard cracks after leaving the car in the sun
i would assume a part that is in the sun often wouldn't crack when it got hot

What does that have to do with anything?
other than Tasmanias large road toll of 1 in 13,200?

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mod friendly state.
actual freedomland.

Dashboard crackage is a common thing mate, you think people buy those stupid foil windscreen covers for "fun"?

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yeah i thought they where to blind cops if the sun was just right

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>someone is selling a maloo ute close to me for $15,000
>I only have $13,000 and I'm on my P's
FUCK
U
C
K

What is this? A burnout for ants?!

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>HG in shit condition gets listed in SA
>middle of fucking nowhere
>gumtree.com.au/s-ad/manna-hill/cars-vans-utes/1970-ht-kingswood-runs-original-motor/1113980838

i want to see it and offer money but fucking hell sucks to be in Adelaide for this kind of shit.

She's way too fucked mate.

that thing looks like it's been through the fucking gulf war
and it still has better paint than my car

only looks like cosmetics inc seats, crashpad and grille are fucked but the floor pans dont look too bad and the motor only looks shit. The crossmember for the engine looks a bit suss for rust tho

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the motor looks like fucking death
how is that shit still running

Alright, I need a gofundme account and a lawyer.

In Vic, and it's probably similar across the board, if your rego runs out you can pay it late within a certain time frame - in vic, three months. Of course you can't drive your car during this time because it's unrego'd/un-TAC-insured.
f you pay 8 weeks past the date, your date of renewal doesn't change. Which is shit but I guess permissable.

What fucks me

reallly fucks me

is that you still pay the full amount of TAC insurance.

You're literally paying for insurance retrospectively, which is impossible in every other situation.

>had a crash, not insured
no worries, take out cover now, we'll backdate the start date so you're good

See?

So, like I said, fuck Vicroads. They owe (probably) every motorist money.

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It only has two moving parts. Simplicity breeds reliability

Just stay cucked you faggot or move.

Remember that intercourse is free between states.

To where? Every state has fucked regulations.
Except Tassie, but the problem with that is obvious.

carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-MR2-1988/SSE-AD-4037023/?Cr=0
Posted this a few threads ago, someone said it was shit. Why exactly? The fuel pump can be changed, and if it has frame damage, of course I'm not going to pick it up.

Any /dat/ cunts at the meet down at harbour town? Looks like a somber affair.

Anywhere but SA and VIC

Not sure why someone would say that, it looks like an awesome project. Very local to me as well, can go inspect if you need

Friday feels so long away

>need to get a hold of that sweet sweet cash
>local bank opens crazy jew hours
>10:30-12 and 1:30-3
>I know they won't have enjoy cash for my withdrawal so I'm going to have to go and find another bank and then drive around with a shit tone of cash with me.

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what shit bank is that? every other bank opens at 9 and stays open till at least 5

/dat/ is a strange place. When I think of the people that post on /dat/ I usually think of people like Falcunt or Vicfag who are quite fat and ugly basement dweller types but then I remember there are those of you who go to meets and work and are total normies.

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A shitty local branch of Bank SA.
They open late, take an hour and half for lunch all at the same time and then close early.

Last time I made a 'big' withdrawal ($5,000) they got quite mad at me and said that if I was going to withdraw such a large amount of cash in the future to call a few days ahead to let them know so they can have the funds.

>working at elizabeth tafe today
>nig nog leaving tafe in his vt
>wet as fuck
>does dorifto
>straight into pedestrian crossing
>destroys the fence and the posts with the cross button on it
>gets out "jabba jabba poo jabba SENPAI!!!"
>goes and hangs with his nig nog friends smoking joints in the tafe carpark until cops arrive

My day was exciting

how much should i pay for an XE Falcon sedan w/ bench seat and column auto?

i want too many cars, but i want to atleast try a falcon along with all the commonwhores ive owned

>in local car club facebook group
>trying to be social
>call someone a mad cunt
>admin deletes it and messages me about my "inappropriate language"
>tell him to stop being racist towards my native australian dialect
>leave the group and block him after telling him to get fucked
These people are literally killing aussie culture

>i want too many cars
Welcome brother, youre in a safe space. Wait till you want multiples of cars you already have with different mods

Just like faggots here who cant handle aussie memes.

I paid less than 300 8 years ago.

Which one do I pick? /dat/?

top right red button with x in it

Would an older Saab be a money pit? I'm looking at '99-'02 9-5 saabs but I have someone telling me it's a bad idea because you apparently can't get parts anymore and I'll be paying out the ass for servicing.

>tfw you realise there are people in Australia that think bogans are a bad thing

Can any of you imagine Australia without bogans?

>missed a spot shaving
fuck /dat/ I don't know how neck bears like falcunt and vicfag do it. facial hair is horrible

>not having a beard
It is like you aren't even a man

ive seen a handful of XE's for 500-1500 bucks in good nic, but they've all been floor shift auto's, which i think is useless if it can be on the column. The only benefit is the storage box on the centre arm rest, which idgaf about

not exactly a money pit but parts are costly
and thanks to mcm prices have actually gone up on all saabs for sale
buy one with a turbo or a convertible and just have fun

I agree with your sentiment but excessive use of cunt is a meme mainly used by melbournian poofters pretending to be fully sick aussies on the internet

do people in the rest of Australia hate people from melbourne as much as victorians do?

Fuck off cunt

I've grown up in bogan culture. Its literally how i talk. I have to force myself to not use "offensive language" in professional settings

Weren't the early 9-3's and 9-5's prone to oil sludging?

mcm?

my boss calls me cunt.

Its the hook turns. I told everyone they were messing with their brainwaves

My boss is 2nd generation wog, he hates swearing, but the money is great

mine is also a 2nd generation wog, he runs around the shed yelling fuck most of the day and doesnt really help anything but it is always entertaining.

Mighty car mods. Whenever they feature a specific car the price of them and their parts go through the roof

>when the fa͏m has just gone to sleep and you dont know whether its safe for a sneaky bong or not
Lads, help me out here

Nigga what? Stubble is comfy
Neck hair needs to stay fairly short though