THE 2017 SUBARU IMPREZA

THE 2017 SUBARU IMPREZA

still looks like a toyota

stinkeye besteye

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F A T

>6" of ground clearance
>interior benched against Lexus IS
>reliable, balanced flat four
>Fuel economy at parity with diesels and hybrids
>available with manual transmission
>standard tech features which are optional on even high end German luxury cars
>all this tech can be turned off with one button if you don't like it
>body structure rigidity benched against the BMW 3 series
>safe enough to hit a wall at 50 mph and have the occupants walk away with little to no injuries
>Weighs less than 3300 lbs
>faster than sports cars of the 80s
>only costs $18,000
>people still think it's shit

I hate you people.

well it looks like rancid shit so whats the point idiot

its the most bland 2017 model car i've seen

M8 it's ugly as fuck. I honestly don't care for what it comes with or how it performs, it looks so bad that I will never want to drive one.

And that mentality is why you don't and never will have a girlfriend.

i dont have to buy a car that looks like an abortion just because it's for sale

>It's not from the 80s so I hate it

That argument only flies with music.

cmon man, that's completely incorrect. I don't think modern cars carry any elegance about their designs. They seem slapped together, often with disjointed lines and irregularities. It just does not please the eye.

>stop it stop it omfg stop having different fucking opinions !!!!11
dude get that autism treated

some cars from the 80's were bland too.

A subaru comes with no options that a mercedes doesnt already have as standard

>You lived to see Subaru died.

Fuck. I just want my 90's back

>tfw no brat

You should know better than to come on Veeky Forums if you want to talk about cars. This place is just for busriders. Case in point, the Veeky Forums survey some guy ran the other day, most people here can't afford something as fancy as a new Impreza.

I'm sure your GF/Wife wouldn't be the sexiest woman alive.

>implying I have a gf
And that's not really a great argument. I can purchase a car, but slavery has been abolished so I can't buy people.

whats ur point lmao

the mental hoops you're jumping through right now should win you a gold medal.

My dad had to pay $1,500 to get a back up camera on his E-Class.

and its dead

I kinda like how it looks, it's definitely better looking than the wrx. Especially the wagon, I'd totally buy one

>Especially the wagon, I'd totally buy one

I'd totally buy one too but they're not going to sell it in the US.

" of ground clearance
ok?
>>interior benched against Lexus IS
so?
>>Fuel economy at parity with diesels and hybrids
about the same as a honda accord
>>standard tech features which are optional on even high end German luxury cars
such as?
>>safe enough to hit a wall at 50 mph and have the occupants walk away with little to no injuries
hahahaha
>>faster than sports cars of the 80s
holy shit, faster than smog era cars from 30 years ago! awesome!
its still a 150hp car with an almost 9 second 0-60
>>only costs $18,000
yeah for the stripped out base model
>>people still think it's shit
except no one actually said it was shit, people have just been commenting on its appearance because its not a good looking car

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>>Weighs less than 3300 lbs
HAHAHAH this one got me.
its heavy as FUCK

this. /thread

WTF that looks like a minivan for god's fucking sake!

They only sell the Levorg with shit engines.

>Hey bro is that your new Infiniti?

>poorfags will unironically claim this looks better

Ive got a car that weighs 3124 lbs, 3300 with me in it and for having 170 hp/184 torque it hauls ass. Maybe its just the turbo but its quick.

~3300 isnt pigfat with a decent engine.

What's with all these character lines on new cars? It's the same with Mazda, just a bunch of flowing lines that aren't cohesive. It's like the designers just want to cram in as many fucking redundant lines as possible. And it'll look dated as shit in 10 years.

If those look random and in cohesive I think you have a problem identifying shapes.

Probably not as bad as Mercedes 1998-2015.

why does everything Toyota touches turn into shit?

*BEEP* *BEEP*

best eye cuuummming throu!1

i only ride the bus now cuz i forgot to put oil in the impreza my mom bought me :P

>psshh busriders.. AS IF!?
>stay mad fgt

idk but my mom drove one and the accelerator stuck and then toyota refused to reimburse her

Sure buddy. She's probably an idiot that doesn't know the gas from the brake.

The only thing the base impreza has going for it is AWD. The competition is objectively better.
>faster than sports cars of the 80s
That's not really saying much, a 10+ year civic is just as fast a new impeza
Its only worth it to get the WRX

>2007
>90s

oops just a little bit off there :)

Im not talking about "hauling ass".

Its. heavy. Doesnt mean it cant go fast lol

Heavy is heavy though and that has it's own down sides.

You've got common sense not typically found on this board.

You must be blind

Tfw no casablanca face swapped 22b.

It's only bad in pictures where it's by itself.
The FA20DIT doesn't seem shit to me. 300hp out of 2 liters is fantastic.
The manuel 2016 Impreza weighs 2955 pounds. Not too bad for a 4wd if you ask me.

>faster than the sports cars of the 80s

lmao kill yourself

Subaru what are you doing..

Are they making a hatchback WRX in 2017?

only a complete retard who drag races would say this

with their talk of a common platform, it's only a matter of time friend/o/

I do have a girlfriend though..

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