/owg/ - Overwatch General

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Official Website
playoverwatch.com

The Oversheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

Wiki
overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

Overwatch DPS Sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

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Inmate
Inmate

reaper

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

QT

Booteefool
Booteefool

Fuck you Korean bitch. Here's a proper waifu.

massdebater
massdebater

Mako Rutledge

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

D.Va is for hug not fug

likme
likme

D.Va is for fug off

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Cutest and best pairing

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not wanting to fug her

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Just Mei Things
placing walls underneath turret bastions and watching as they desperately try to acquire targets from on top of the ice wall
placing shields behind Reinhardt to separate him from his team and then freezing him
killing that frozen Reinhardt by yourself
walling off doorways so that people can't escape from you
freezing your evil twin's iceberg so that you can freeze her when she comes out
blocking D.va's ult
blocking literally everyone's ult
Mei is the best cockblock

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Winston chimps out
attempt to Nanoboost
Mercy's fat ass gets in the way
she doesn't even take out the pistol

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

IS THIS EASY MODE?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Okay /owg/, I can buy a golden gun. The only problem I am now faced with is which one. I play a lot of Genji and I would like to gild his set, but I feel like everyone is going to do the same when the season ends and everyone gets 300cp. Same problem with Pharah.

I play a decent amount of Hog and Rein, but I don't like gold on either of their sets.

I'm tempted to go Bastion or Hanzo, because I play them in QP for shits and giggles and having one of them gold would be funny to me.

I also play a lot of Lucio, but I feel like the gold on his gun is a little subdued compared to others.

Someone help me make this choice.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wanting to nanoboost bitchslaps
how much damage does he do nanoboosted?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

b a s t i o n

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is torb honestly as shit as people whine about?
I held gold damage the entire time, shat out armor the best I could (forgot to check how many) and tried to shit out rivits like I just had prune juice, but the only thing out of my teams comms was "OMFG TORB 5v6 GG"

Am I just a fucking shitter for playing him, I mean I feel comfortable with torb because I come from a background of ~450 hours of engie. I only pick him when I really want what he provides (area control and armor)

Are they right, is torb shit?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I'm getting tired of having to play Lucio (I want to play other healers too) every game, anyone down to party?

cum2soon
cum2soon

gold hammer paragon rein
not godlike

The fuck did u say

Methshot
Methshot

Tracer is ____

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Pretty sure it's 60 each ult melee. I think it's better for Winston if he's not ulting.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Cute

likme
likme

450 hours of engie

How have you not killed yourself yet? Is this your way of punishing yourself?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

wearing some silly ass goggles

Methnerd
Methnerd

Can someone do this with hanzo?

TreeEater
TreeEater

go to play some competitive. as soon as i load in to the match i get insta kicked for inactivity. also get deranked proceed to lose the next 3 games anyway. sometime i wonder why i even try

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Translation:

placing walls at the spawn and watching as they desperately try to get out
placing walls behind Reinhardt to separate him from my team
missing that frozen headshot by yourself
walling off the spawn again so that people know you're insufferable
freezing superior players so that you can get any kills at all
blocking the objective during overtime
blocking literally every ally's ult

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

make it stop

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He's pretty easy to deal with if there's competent people against him.
competent people in games

JunkTop
JunkTop

I do not believe this story.

Evilember
Evilember

gold damage
doesn't mean shit, just gets healed.

RavySnake
RavySnake

translation: every mei I play with is shit and so am I

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Tracer was supposed to be Overwatch's mascot

wew

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

"Guys why are you letting me die I'm the healer protect me!"
"Where is all the damage I just got killed by a genji/winston!"
"Why would you want a lucio? I can heal faster than him and boost your damage!"

Make sure to reply with more average mercy quotes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

GET OUT OF MY PLAYLOAD LITTLE SHITS
I hate when the enemy does this.

DeathDog
DeathDog

How fast does he go if nanoboosted as well?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Playing Ana/Rein combo on kings row with friend today
he charges
mei puts wall right under
he flys in the air and pins a air born junkrat
Dumb meis are the best.

Inmate
Inmate

She's perfectly legal, officer.

Playboyize
Playboyize

STOP PLAYING ANA SHE IS GARBAGE
playing junkrat
alright buddy :)

Methnerd
Methnerd

Check your eyes user: he is nanoboosted.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Incredibly annoying voice and personality.
Wanting to fug her.
No.

TechHater
TechHater

Do you want a full drawfag work of art or a shittily photoshopped wolf hanzo head slapped on there?

I can do shitty photoshop, don't expect much though

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

That webm is Zen getting nanoboosted, ulting, and getting a lucio speedboost

Methnerd
Methnerd

What is this suppose to be in his mouth?

It looks like a mechanical lobster or a crab with it's arms cut off to replace for the breather. It would make sense since it's a shark eating a crab. Maybe crab or lobster is Roadhog's favorite food? I mean he has a treasure chest on his for fucks' sake. Fuck if I know.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Does lucios speed boost stack? Has anyone does ana lucio reaper ult combo yet?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

still doesn't justify your shitty ana pick.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Why does Blizzard bother advertising other games when I'm only looking at a certain one? I thought they added a Demon Hunter to Overwatch for a second.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I don't why but I can't stop laughing every time I see Mercy run by

takes2long
takes2long

POST HERO THEMES
youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

w8t4u
w8t4u

Whats with people picking trash chars in comps?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Scuba breather?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

When you play, DVA, does she ever stop mid screen and start laughing at you? She always says my penis is small and that I can't do nothing right. I feel ashamed a lot and cry in a corner. I need to get rid of my go-into-a-video-game-machine. I think it's starting to control me.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

That webm has been floating around for a while now.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I already got to 65 so now i'm just playing competitive like quick play and playing whatever hero I want. it's amazingly fun and a nice break from actually playing and you would be surprised how many people get absolutely assmad at video games

i've had people link me directions to tying nooses on the internet just because I picked mei

idontknow
idontknow

Sounds like a bug, you should report it

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Either works.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Starting to run into more and more Winstons to counter my Lucio

ree

DeathDog
DeathDog

W E W

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

enemy Ana puts me to sleep
friendly Ana nanoboosts me
Just lay there for 5 seconds

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

how would you buff based huntsman?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU

TechHater
TechHater

Overall yes he is shit, he CAN work in some specific situations but generally only at higher ranks where you have your team working together and everyone knows what to do. He isn't an "I'll play this all game" hero either, if you use him for the first point defense on numbani for instance and lose it, you have to switch because his value is now 0.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

ana is good on attack but shit on defense

but if you nanoboost somebody who dies in 2 seconds because they're shit you're not going to help your team

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm having this weird glitch where I'm not able to play any heroes effectively. Anyone know how to fix this?

idontknow
idontknow

Genji
youtube.com/watch?v=h-rj8HVW3PQ

Mcree
youtube.com/watch?v=8J7VQaWt1uQ

Reinhardt
youtube.com/watch?v=Evc3Xtc84N0

Junkrat
youtube.com/watch?v=Mbn93aZeOsY

R8 and H8
.

TreeEater
TreeEater

rip

SniperGod
SniperGod

How do i get past this rank? All the teams ive gotten have been shit. All im playing is Zenyatta/Lucio/Reaper if the situation calls for it but I cant seem to catch a break. solo is fucking hell

how did you get to 65 user?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Goggles/visors are fucking awesome, eat shit nerd.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Increase the arrow speed.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

veekyforums.com/thread/151321609/video-games
Most of the time nobody uses it
A lot of the time when somebody says something yeah it's some kid either bitching or having his mom talk on open mic
Oddly enough ruskies are generally nice, I think the game is just too expensive for shitters

My only serious problem with chat is the lack of normalization (or a really bad one), everything is either far too loud or far too quiet, I have to readjust the levels in for every player, if multiple players speak during the same match I'm basically doomed, I fucking hate it

Flameblow
Flameblow

Ugh, this pic is too cute.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

youtube.com/watch?v=Yrm_kb1d-Xc

Evilember
Evilember

Eh, he could have been going to attempt a revive. If you run over looking for the revive sweet spot it's easy to look retarded while doing it, you run right into the enemy most of the time and it's all about the luck of the draw.

Illusionz
Illusionz

And of course, if there's more than 1 player actively using voice chat, it HAS to be a pair of a really loud player and a really quiet player, they can't be anywhere close in volume levels, because fuck me ears

girlDog
girlDog

They need to just remove the POTG for Ults. I don't need to some someone do an epic Q press at the end of a match.

Bidwell
Bidwell

veekyforums.com/thread/151321609/video-games
I've had more helpful/mood boosting things in comms than negative/useless. I don't use it outside of comp (50-71) though.

idontknow
idontknow

Faster arrows/draw speed or faster movement while fully drawn? Touching cooldowns on sonic or scatter arrow wouldn't be met very well.

Supergrass
Supergrass

veekyforums.com/thread/151321609/video-games
This has happened to me, I know it's not too late but I don't have the willpower to do anything about it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

wouldn't gengi be closer to the stains of time

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Ruining a serious game mode because you want to pick silly stuff
Trying to make fun of your teammates who are taking the game seriously when you are the one being an ass and ruining the game for 11 other people

Nah, just go to quick play and stop being immature.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Furi
Is it any good? I heard good things about it and one of the most cynical "reviewers" I watch actually shed it in a good light, but the $25 pricepoint is a bit off-putting. They're also asking $15 for the soundtrack in addition.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Play 5 games of QP today
5 games with meme squads on one or both sides (Picks all one hero)

AHHHHHHH

SniperWish
SniperWish

How do we Make Defense Great Again?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

usually from people who can't actually shoot, so they pick some gimmick shit and try to cheese the other team.

this only even sort of works if you have a team carrying so they can set up their gimmick shit to work properly.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Someone buy me this game please so I don't have to wait a month.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

No-one is actually dead at the start of the webm. You can see the scoreboard at 0:08

RumChicken
RumChicken

POTG for ults has been greatly reduced, it's usually just solo kills now

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

There were only 2 dead, no skulls directly through the wall. besides when Mercy died.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Roadhog and Junkrat make this game unplayable

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Is there an /owg/ discord?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Get a job you fucking NEET

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Yea kinda I just like Stranger I remain while using Sparrow Genji

TechHater
TechHater

youtu.be/yXC6b-_MnU8

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is this a console post?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Junkrat is especially bad because he is a shitter magnet for people who are too dumb to switch from their literal trash defense main on attack/KOTH.

Methshot
Methshot

As always, Australians ruin everything.

Techpill
Techpill

team of 3 in comp
all pick damage
one of the guys is 10 ranks under the 6 team level, ruining the matchmaking with their team
none of them will switch
harambe has the gold medal in damage and kills
one of their guys leaves

Methshot
Methshot

The World Ender - Lord Huron
youtube.com/watch?v=3Rdiy9IzATQ

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

my winrate in comp has dropped from 53.4% to 47.9%

I don't know what has suddenly come over me but it's hit me hard. I've honestly not won a single game in the past 2 days, I'm not exaggerating. Has this happened to anyone else?

Emberburn
Emberburn

You can't. The entire class concept is bad. Each of them are based around traps and chokepoints which are shitty devices that are only fun for the person using them. If you buff them they'll be unstoppable forces who can do at high levels what they do at low levels and if you keep them how they are they're not viable.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

youtube.com/watch?v=s7upUtiLiYo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why did Battleborn flop? Releasing at the same time as a title backed by Blizzard?
The basic action from the PC looks repetitively boring.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Enemy Torb ults right as his turret dies
He runs into the point and drops a rank 1 turret
Proceeds to get a quad kill just meat shotting us all while everyone ignores him and his turret because he's just a torb
Fuck that, I don't want to see my embarrassments again.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Shooting as fleeing genji and arc my bomb too high
double kill on the other side of the ship in Geribalter
All according to the plan.

Nojokur
Nojokur

lose same amount of rank if it's a close lose or a big lose
fucking retarded
ranked is fucking stupid solo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

5 of these 13 losses were with leavers in which I got the full loss penalty.

Why the fuck am I playing right now

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I got it for free on PS+. I'm not that far into it but it's pretty fucking neat. Can just get the soundtrack off YouTube anyway.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Get to 64
Oh boy almost to 65
Get matched against a team of mid 70s
But they brought a low level so they're underdog haha

Remove this dogshit underdog system already

SniperWish
SniperWish

They provoked blizzard and Blizzard changed their public beta to coincide with BB's release. The game is also bad, and the """"""""""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""""""" is sub-borderlands tier.

StonedTime
StonedTime

But then the PoTG would be incredibly boring. I'd rather watch a reaper get a pentakill than a pharah killing 2 people with her rocket launcher

5mileys
5mileys

No hype, and then for anyone who bothered trying it it turns out it's a shittier Smite instead of an ok TF2.

TreeEater
TreeEater

it's like a slot machine user

you just put one more coin in hoping for that win

RumChicken
RumChicken

the cheeky as fuck thumbs up makes it even worse

Supergrass
Supergrass

just play competitive but don't care

happy_sad
happy_sad

It's not a good game, on top of it being released with very identically designed heroes to overwatch

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I just want to see sick frags.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

FUCK. Now watch me go on a losing streak.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

youtube.com/watch?v=96-a8qiU3Xk

Envyus' incredible team-wide aimbot! Wowzers!

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

why do people still get losses when there's a leaver?
the only people who should be penalized for a leaver are the people who are qued with the leaver.

Methshot
Methshot

kinda want the widow skin
hmm i guess ill play a bit
get it in the next box
who /lucky/ here lads

Firespawn
Firespawn

They provoked blizzard and Blizzard changed their public beta to coincide with BB's release
toplel. Did they do it on purpose?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

McCree:
youtube.com/watch?v=NGw7KtRxfgU

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Be in KOTH Ilios as Zarya
Winston is in my team
Winston does his job as a harasser while I put a bubble on him, getting free energy

This is so fucking dirty I love it

hairygrape
hairygrape

We believe in you user.
Just go Lucio and hope for the best.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Now travelling to
Volskaya Industries
Prepare your defenses

hairygrape
hairygrape

What's the point of having competitive 'seasons'? Why should ranked be disabled for 1/4 of the year?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I just hope defense heroes slowly get phased out/merged with the non-flanker offense heroes.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Shitty marketing and released at an awful time. Not to mention it was $60 and you still needed to unlock characters. It also had a season pass and DLC.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lose the first point in under two minutes
Defend B for the next 7 and half perfectly
Seriously what the fuck is up with that map

Spamalot
Spamalot

Memes aside, what exactly is wrong with a good Mercy on your team?

iluvmen
iluvmen

They don't want to encourage trying to make your own teammates leave. Still dumb as fuck.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

offense is even worse

Snarelure
Snarelure

Reinhardt
youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Reinhardt.

youtube.com/watch?v=KBGQVdqQyRw

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

nothing.

who the fuck have you been talking to user

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

walling a Tracer into her own ult

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It also had a really ugly artstyle.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Real fucking neato blizzard

askme
askme

A par Lucio/Zenyatta is more versatile than a good Mercy

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is old news, you can stop posting it in every thread already

Inmate
Inmate

ana/zenyatta is better at solo heals

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Envyus.Taimou's splendrous tournament aimbot!

Skullbone
Skullbone

if you aren't white listed blizzard auto balances your hero stats
reduces your damage output and accuracy cone
increases damage you take
this is how they balance the forced 50% rate
streamers and pro players are white listed out of this which allows them to always keep normal stats

Lunatick
Lunatick

you will never motorboat Widowmaker's asscheeks
Why

5mileys
5mileys

She's the easiest healer to shut down with one character. She also puts herself in much more danger healing the front line while also being a higher priority target.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Lucio/Zenyatta are just easier to play. And Zenyatta's E is super useful in a meta where there's 2 tanks on every team.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Play zen
Everyone bitches at me that's he's shit as solo healing and I should play mercy
Dont know what to believe anymore

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

tfw I report every Lucioball character exploit user to both Xbox Live and send an email with a screenshot to Blizzard

I don't give a fuck that I'm a snitch

idontknow
idontknow

Don't give up on your dreams

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Xbox

LOL

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Source your ass

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

Soft_member
Soft_member

Proof?

farquit
farquit

those people are fucking retarded

orb has a little less healing but can be infinite range so you can sit in the back and never die, you have a far better point contest ultimate, and discord orb is necessary for this meta

Skullbone
Skullbone

Be Me
Get Ranked as 52
Drop Down to 37 in a Week
AFTER DROPPING, Blizzard Nerfs Ranking
Anyone wanna play Overwatch comp?

whereismyname
whereismyname

That sounds like some serious tinfoiling.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You know it's bad when a game made by Hi-Rez - being shit and all - is way better than BattleBore.
Paladins will flop as well, but at least it's free, and they weren't as retarded as to rush it and compete with Blizz.

girlDog
girlDog

infinite range
Might as well be.

cum2soon
cum2soon

sometimes sick frags coincide with ults though

Evilember
Evilember

Sounds like those mongoloids right after launch saying that blizz tampered with damage values to enforce muh forced fifty. Tons of posts promising to provide proof but amazingly never did.

JunkTop
JunkTop

youtube.com/watch?v=i1Fr-SE0kNk

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

youtu.be/UTB9rzP2efE?t=1m17s

Inmate
Inmate

Lucio

youtube.com/watch?v=UINhE8L1yXg

DeathDog
DeathDog

it's the same infinite range as torb's turret

it's not actually but since the map design barely has any long range encounters it might as well be

FastChef
FastChef

We live in a world where it's physically possible to motorboat a Widowmaker cosplayer's asscheeks
NEVER GIVE UP

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yeah, the most annoying shit with Mercy for me has been that you can only heal people once you're close enough, and LSHIFTing to your allies puts yourself in extreme danger.
Competent people put you down in seconds.

So I often get outhealed by Zenyatta because of that.

cum2soon
cum2soon

[Citation needed]
I saw a retard post this kind of shit on the forums and said he had footage as proof. Obviously, after 20 pages of replies, he never posted said proof. His post history was him bitching and saying shit like "Torb not picking scrap while dead is bs; suiciding to get scrap is the proper way to play"

King_Martha
King_Martha

HEY! um... why can't Reaper cancel out of wraith form early?

viagrandad
viagrandad

That's some 10/10 taste user.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I wish the second Shift was more reactive. Double tapping doesn't always work like it should.

MPmaster
MPmaster

At this point I'm intentionally throwing games because I've lost the will to care about competitive

It's fun seeing my teammates get mad, it sustains me. it keeps me going.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

it's a DIE DIE DIE kills your whole team but you episode

FastChef
FastChef

Zen's orb range is meaningles as it's pretty much LoS dependant. In a range over heal scenario where LoS is not a factor, Ana is better as her hitscan heal is instant and with higher output. But that's just on the paper.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Get matched against other 60s when i'm at 60-61
Suddenly get matched against 70s and above once I'm at 64
Go back down to 63
Repeat

Thanks

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

heal is instant

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ut that would mean talking to girls

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

McCree: youtube.com/watch?v=t93u0qg5q_M

Bobby Rooo NXT Champ when

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

want the Tracer skins
just passed 100th level when the update happened
easy low level ups and loot boxes
got both Tracer skins in a half hour of playing
It's an unbelievable miracle, but it happened. I also got D. Va's skin, which is pretty cool. I want Genji's skin just because it looks cool, but I rarely ever play him so I don't care much if I get it or not.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Ranked is becoming stressful because every time I hear 'NERF DIS' I know one of my dumbass teammates is going to eat it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

He's making the game better for 7 people and shitty for 5. It's a net gain.

whereismyname
whereismyname

tfw when you have nice matches when solo and you lose almost 10 ranks when playing with friends
tfw your friends are subhuman shitters
tfw you just can't stop playing with them

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Just don't ask

Spamalot
Spamalot

Okay done I think

There's a version with [barks] if you want that one instead

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

When you pass 100th level you need the same amount of exp as a regular lvl 1 player?
Oh shit I might have a better chance at collecting everything than I thought

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

why can't you play together in quickplay

Booteefool
Booteefool

Anyone wanna play comp?
I got ranked as 46, got shit teams, and now I am at 37. Please help.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Hold on a minute. Are you telling me that only your season high counts for those competitive points we get at the end of the season?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Correct.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I got ranked at 46 as well
Except I'm rank 65 now

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yes

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

But you have a group of friends or really good luck with random teammates. I get the 5 McCrees who use flashbangs on nothing.

Evilember
Evilember

Holy fuck, why did noone tell me that? Time to ruin some games.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I love the heroes in Battleborn way better than Overwatch, they all look badass. But the action looks boring and repetitive like Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows and it's a real pocket socker with a fucking season pass bullshit.
At least Overwatch has Mercy.

Nojokur
Nojokur

The problem can't POSSIBLY be the only constant in all of my games
TEAM OOGA
ME BOOGA

girlDog
girlDog

howd you do it user. im having a hard time jumping from 62 and beyond its fucking killing me

why do you lie?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Solo'd to 53, group'd to 58, solo'd to 65 from there
Play solo carry heroes like Zarya or Lucio

Evilember
Evilember

"nerf dis"
switch mix tapes to increase adrenaline
raise my hand to direct traffic
booga trips over own feet because of my sick beats
"useless nig never heals us and gets us killed with speed boost"

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

WHAT THE FUCK

JUST LOGGEND OIN TO MY ACOCUNT AND IT SAID IW AS BANNED FOR LCIUOBALL EXPLOTING

WHAT THET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK I LITERALLY ONLY DID IT ONCE JUST TO TRY IT OUT

FUUUUUUUCKKKKIIINNNNGG BLIIXXSSTTTRRRRDD

Evilember
Evilember

id say make him as fast as genji

DeathDog
DeathDog

You can only nerf one...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why the fuck is it so hard to attack hanamura?

The second cap is super open with multiple entrance and paths.

cum2soon
cum2soon

annoying as fuck

Methnerd
Methnerd

defense spawn is inches away

Flameblow
Flameblow

I guess all the players you played with in that Lucioball reported you lol.
Just buy the game again :^)

RumChicken
RumChicken

What's wrong with Reaper? If anything I'd like to see him get his Grenade launcher back

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

You should complain on a hack forum that you're gonna get Anomalous to hack Blizzard

cum2soon
cum2soon

Genji
Roadhog's only overpowered component is how ridiculous his hook is sometimes and Reaper is balanced.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The Rein didn't immediately pin him out of his ult
ARE YOU AFRAID TO FIGHT HIM?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

waah I only robbed and old lady once, just to try it ;_;

JunkTop
JunkTop

Reaper.

Obvious choice seeing as I play Hogger, McCree and Deevs.

:3

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Anyone have the Canadian Mercy edit?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Genji. Only reason Roadhog is in any way broken is because lol20tick. What the fuck is wrong with reaper though.
Reaper had a grenade launcher.
I want an explanation please.

girlDog
girlDog

Blizzard bans exploit users rather than fix exploits

Good old Blizzard.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Post sick plays.

a.pomf.cat/xkokys.mp4

askme
askme

Roadhog
Nerf him into oblivion

likme
likme

Ganjo. I think Roadhog is more bullshit with his instakill hook the size of a volkswagen, but I'm REALLY sick of seeing god damn weeaboos in EVERY SINGLE GAME. He has like a fucking 100% pick rate it's retarded.

SniperWish
SniperWish

AYO HOLD UP? REAPER HAD A GRENADE LAUNCHER?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

What's wrong with Reaper?
The highest damage offense has the most health and the most survivability.
Gee, I don't know cheif.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

did it once just to try it out
newsflash fagtron, you exploited the bug in lucioball and you got banned

What the fuck else were you expecting?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Sick ult frags:
- whole hog floats
- winston air dunks (occasionally)
- ???

Please help fill in the list.

hairygrape
hairygrape

youtube.com/watch?v=TbsBEb1ZxWA

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw you get 5 gold medals and potg

Playing with the secondest biggest bunch of retards against another bunch of retards though

King_Martha
King_Martha

Honestly I think what's wrong with reaper is that you can play a totally different character, like Mei or Widowmaker, and still get gold in damage output.

Pharah or Bastion beating him is one thing, but it's sad being beaten out by Mei.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

D. va pilot-less mech booster kill.
Tracer Bomb stick damage kill
Hanzo ult arrow impact kill.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Caravan Palace - Lone Differ
Good fucking taste user.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He had one in early Dev Alpha. It's also in the first Cinematic Trailer. It was his Alt Fire. Not sure why they removed it and gave it to MORRISON FUCK YOU

youtu.be/FqnKB22pOC0?t=170

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The only thing wrong in this image is Roadhog's wall hooks. That's it. Just fix it already.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You keep reposting that because you got no replies the first time, huh? You should upload it to YouTube.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

youtu.be/EGzwd7hK9Os

Snarelure
Snarelure

Thanks friendo

RavySnake
RavySnake

What hero was I?

Booteefool
Booteefool

How OP would reaper be with Grenade Launchers?

takes2long
takes2long

Reaper ults really throw off a lot of teams in the 70s for some reason.

Most probably just give up and give them the kills instead of popping ults to counter.

likme
likme

Tracer Bomb stick damage kill
Tracer Bomb stick damage kill
Tracer Bomb stick damage kill
Tracer Bomb stick damage kill

Sticking it to people does damage??

Methshot
Methshot

ZENYATTA

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

tfw you get like 3-5 gold medals every match and are statistically better than almost 90% of players for certain heroes (my objective time/kills stats are lacking) but never EVER get potm
Is there a worse feel?

Illusionz
Illusionz

youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

viagrandad
viagrandad

Genji obviously.

I wouldn't mind if they buffed his M1 projectile speed, and nerfed his ult, so his damage when he isn't a flying reset swordsman doing 290 every 2 seconds is more consistent without less burst.

hairygrape
hairygrape

roadhog

5/0 as the last number in healing gives it away

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

- Zarya over the edge (never seen, but theoretically can happen)
- Anaboosted Reinhardt duels

You also forget offensive ults
- Reaper DIE DIE DIEing into Ilios' well
- literally anyone ulting in Ilios and then getting tossed into the well by Pharah or Roadhog
-Reinhardt, Zarya, Winston blocking Tracer bombs after she's already stuck them on someone

Emberburn
Emberburn

Remove the CD reset on Genji's dash

Fixed.

Zenyatta or Ana

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

There's really no point in wasting an ult to counter if a Reaper is that close to you.
Unless you're a D.va.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

double barrel grenade launchers

HOL UP

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I knew it was coming but I laughed anyway.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

underwhelming

MPmaster
MPmaster

fuckfaces camping the enemy goalie and booping him out of the way in lucio bal

good to see muh meta ruin another gamemode

Methshot
Methshot

Remove the CD reset on Genji's dash
Fuck you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Time to become Reaper.

FastChef
FastChef

Oh right, Winston rage jumping over the cliff or into the well
It's happened more times than I can count.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT A REAPER GRENADE LAUCNEHR NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWO NOW NOWN OWN OWN OWNO NOWN ONW ONWO NOWN NOW ITS NOT FAIR ID TRADE THAT USELESS TELEPORT ABILITY FOR THE LAUNCHER FUCK YOU MORRISON

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm 72 and I haven't seen a good Reaper ult in ages.

Then again, I play with a sharpshooter McCree who never uses his flashbang except to counter ults, and a Rein who has no fear of death. Shit always gets immediately shut down.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Turning Lucioball into Bullyball one boop at a time

I love it

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

youtube.com/watch?v=GdcDjdr1MNI

askme
askme

why are blizz cinematics always so fucking good la

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

5 damage, 10 if headshot.

JunkTop
JunkTop

How can so many people be working on this Sombra ARG and not cracked it yet?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

FUCK OFF ZIPPY

MPmaster
MPmaster

kek ana

happy_sad
happy_sad

Mccree
youtube.com/watch?v=4NMxwbn_QoU

Reaper
youtube.com/watch?v=zy9kBqTE9KI

eGremlin
eGremlin

Only shit goalies get beat out by crap like that.
Whenever one of those dumbasses gets the idea that they can just harass me all game, I just push the ball all the way to the other side.

Eventually they either realize that they're making it easier for my team to make a goal, or they ult from behind and I block that shit too.

Stupid retards will never understand that being behind the goalie is useless if they know that you're there.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Roadhog's instant hook kill is annoying but lately, I've been able to kill him alright. Reaper, to me, seems like a tank killer flanker guy and loses out to many characters that can keep their distance, although he is real annoying too. Genji is a motherfucker who is always there jumping around like a coked up monkey with a huge deflect area that makes him nearly invincible long enough for him to get close enough and rape you and then finish your whole team with his ultimate. Not only that but it's always some weeb who talks mad shit.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Enemy team plays cutsies and waves hello.
Go along with it.
Then realize they're doing it while contesting the payload.
Start blowing their heads off.
It was QP

CANT WAKE UP

Spamalot
Spamalot

Because people wasted like a week turning clouds into music.

w8t4u
w8t4u

People just kinda realised she'll be getting released in the next few weeks anyway and gave up. I mean, Gamescom is right around the corner and she'll most likely get shown there.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

put genjis health down to 150
problem solved

Snarelure
Snarelure

I love the music vid for this song

Evilember
Evilember

the sky code wasn't even part of the arg yet the assidiots in the giant sombra discord spent like 3 days trying to decode it

they were so far off blizzard had to release an in lore thing saying "wow you guys are idiots it's not in the sky"

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they did that for like 2 days in beta then returned him to 200.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

blown the fuck out

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

the server closed due to an unexpected error
gg blizzard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to be

Strong like Zarya
Righteous like Pharah
Intelligent like Winston
Tactical like Soldier76
Tough like Reinhardt
Clever like Junkrat
Intelligent like Winston
Caring like Mercy
Mysterious like Reaper
Precise like McCree
Hedonistic like Roadhog
Chill like Mei
Skillful like Genji
Autistic like Symmetra
Watchful like Bastion
Beautiful like Ana
Zen like Zenyatta
Pro like D.Va
Handsome like Hanzo
Sexy like Widowmaker
Jovial like Tracer
Short like Torbjorn
but most of all....
Happy like Lucio

Repost this in 2 other /owg/s if you agree with me!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Kid punches widowmaker with Doomfists gaunlet
Just knocks her away instead of turning her into a fine red mist
Shit cinematic

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

team has no tank
can't switch to tank because you're only healer

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

nobody gives a shit

5mileys
5mileys

You already are Autistic like Symmetra

Snarelure
Snarelure

Mei cat

Oh my god yes.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Tracer's giggles whenever she blinks

Really fucking annoying to be honest. What's the timeline on cinematics anyway? If this is after the Mondatta incident, seems weird that Tracer would still be playful with Widowmaker.

Booteefool
Booteefool

"Intelligent like Winston" is on there twice.

MPmaster
MPmaster

what do you think we'll get for halloween skins?

cum2soon
cum2soon

lucioball until the 22nd
who thought this would be a good idea this mode is boring as shit

askme
askme

Roadhog is not hedonistic.

He is a sophisticated gentleman of leisure.

Methshot
Methshot

Hanzo

youtube.com/watch?v=QKubHATslb4

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

They've got to get more mileage out of creating a football field map

happy_sad
happy_sad

I would like to nerf Mr. Robot "Press Q for 3+ free kills" Ninja

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Witch Mercy
Pirate Rat
Ninja Costume Genji
Viking Tjorb

Snarelure
Snarelure

I think it would be fun if they maybe added Tracer to that mix, but I might be horribly wrong. More importantly that should have some fun music to liven up the atmosphere instead of dead silence.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I think she's just really, really enjoying fucking with widow.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Is there a reason for playing Lucio Ball? Do I get bonus loot boxes or something?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Soldier 76:

youtu.be/XHakl2bMQYI

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Blueberry
youtu.be/dsH8qMjnjDI

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

genji ult
free kills
people actually believe this

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Paladin tier 2 with Sulfuras for Rein

Premium skin only available as a random drop from seasonal lootbox, not purchaseable with coins :^)

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

It's short and gives decent XP.
There is also absolutely 0 pressure to perform well.

Other than that, not really.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Assassinating a robot is a thing
Ever understood
Nigga just plug him back into the wall.

Methshot
Methshot

Annoying Widows is my favorite past time as Tracer. Real shame that she can't blink vertically.

TreeEater
TreeEater

huh
did it do anything?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Either from pic related

youtube.com/watch?v=AxchyP5HPKo

Evilember
Evilember

reinhardt should be the goalie and the goal should be bigger

would help add to the variety.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Overwatch
consistent timeline

RavySnake
RavySnake

"I heard he could level skyscrapers!"
Can't even knock out a waspish woman

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

10/10
Thanks user, appreciate it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Does anyone have that cap of the dude who got auto banned for playing symm and customer service told him to fuck off?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

It made Genji trash tier and no one played him.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

fukin a
also best skin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

get ult
hide
spam ult is ready
ally rein charges in
ult and kill 3 people while they're distracted

I just started playing genji because he is broken and it really is pretty easy to get free kills once you get ult.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

reinhardt should be the goalie
Every time the ball hits his shield it knocks down 500hp from it, and it takes longer to restore. To balance it out.

massdebater
massdebater

This is the only useful thing I did that entire match.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

BBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPTTTT
"hmmm sorry user, the Egyptian food is never good for my tummy. I hope it doesn't kill the mood."
BBBBBBBRRRRRPPPPTTTTT

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Guys what heros are retarded strong? I'm going into ranked thanks.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Museum housing an incredibly potent weapon
It's just behind some easily breakable glass
No security systems go off whatsoever
No security personnel shows up during the entire fight

Sick shit there, Numbani.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

The heroes you're good at using, and whichever fits the situation at hand.
protip: the best way to decide is to use comms

FastChef
FastChef

free kills
Guess what, every offense hero gets free kills with his ult by design. That's their class purpose you shitter.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Didn't you see
The security officer is playing Hearthstone

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Zen and Genji are the Flavor of the Month OP.

Lunatick
Lunatick

this makes me really happy senpai

Soft_member
Soft_member

playing Tracer on defense

Well. At least it wasn't a comp match

StonedTime
StonedTime

Genji takes skill
People actually believe this

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

One security officer
No alarms tied to glass breaking
Exhibit glass or the entire roof shattering
Just relies on one guy in a room with static cameras

Like I said, sick shit, Numbani.

hairygrape
hairygrape

which character do you never want to see on your team for attack (payload and koth)

Playboyize
Playboyize

if you dont know that by now then you arent ready for ranked

RumChicken
RumChicken

Symmetra

takes2long
takes2long

Thank you, user.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Rubbishrodent

Evilember
Evilember

Hanzo
Symmetra

RumChicken
RumChicken

Hanzo
Widowmaker

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I'm trying to git gud, so I play her when I want to focus and practice. Plus, isn't tracer decent on defence?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Joking around
Playing and focusing on help the team
We win but nobody ends with salt
Matches like this are fun, problem is most of the time those single player fuckers who forget is a team based game where one can fuck all.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

playing quickplay
just practicing Tracer for fun
Enemy team has a Winston
continue to focus him down, ulting him over and over
he starts to get salty
Winston player starts insulting the me for trying hard in quickplay as Tracer

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

torb
bastion
mei
hanzo

hairygrape
hairygrape

oh god that ui, those sickening colors

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm fine with my team picking whoever, just as long as it's not two faggots both picking the same hero, then begrudgingly refusing to change because it's their "main". Just earlier a shittalking contest broke out between 3 faggots that all picked Genji and were too busy telling each other to change that none of them capitalised on a Team Kill courtesy of our Reaper, and we lost.

RumChicken
RumChicken

An early teen that would struggle to lift 40 pounds knocked a fully-grown woman like twenty feet across a room.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How do I get gud with tracer

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is there any way to just practice aiming outside of quickplay?

JunkTop
JunkTop

drink bleach before you play

Spamalot
Spamalot

High or low sensitivity for Tracer/Genji?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Bot play

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

custom game
skirmish
headshots only
200% damage
0% ability cooldown

6 hard ana's on the other team

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Osu!
Whatever you feel most comfortable with, but the lower the sensitivity, the more precise you can be

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Training and Bot Play

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

What's the best map for McCree headshot only 6 Ana bots autism training?

Should I just rotate through them?

likme
likme

I didn't believe you guys when you said low sens and low DPI was the best.

Started at 2100 dpi 30 sense
it's been fine in all the other FPSs I play.
Can't seem to hit shit.
Steadily drop dpi and sens over the last week or two
Drop from 1200/18 to 800/18 because fuck it.
Played Widow for the first time since the nerfs, I couldn't hit shit back then anyway
90% accuracy
Enemy team starts counter-sniping and goin bananas.
Get my first Sharpshooter PotG

There's hope, maybe someday I can get good.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Level Up

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Enter custom game
Have you vs 6 Ana's
Make their AI Hard
Headshots only

Now choose anyone except Ana and get training. Maybe put the damage % up to 200 or something so it's a OHKO if you land your shots. I used to be a complete shitter with character that actually need to aim, but about an hour a week of this and people start calling my McCree out for hacks.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I don't think it makes a difference since they chase the fuck out of you

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

thanks friends, gonna go git gud at mccree

Techpill
Techpill

That genji hit.
Thats the most satisfying thing I've seen all day. Thank you user.

Firespawn
Firespawn

So will the location in Bastion's short be tied to a new map? All the other ones have been so far.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

My money is on Illios ruins

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

ookami yo

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Battleborn gets cocky and taunts blizzard.
Blizzard goes full corporate marketing on their asses.
Battleborn is dead before overwatch even releases.
ITS POTTERY

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Yup: Eichenwald: a German forest and castle.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

He paid for loot boxes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

few days ago aiming felt fine and smooth
suddenly feels like I'm over aiming everything
go into practice mode
aims feels like it should
go into comp/quickplay and aim is wrong again

The literal fuck is this?

takes2long
takes2long

known bug.

DeathDog
DeathDog

reticle isn't on head
bullet auto locks to the head
wow, thanks blizzard.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Now that Ana has been out for a bit what is the consensus on her?

farquit
farquit

Right, didn't people find some Reinhardt lines about it or something?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

shed be good if zen wasnt broken
just like a good 60% of the other characters in the game currently

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

she can outheal any healer if your team is not braindead

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

almost as good as zenyatta
if he gets nerfed i expect her to be played a whole lot more

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

What do you mean a bug? I can't find anything on this.

5mileys
5mileys

genji air shot

w8t4u
w8t4u

What kind of Facebook tier faggotry is this? If You came looking for (You's) you surely got them m8

iluvmen
iluvmen

This is why in Deathball keepers get to gib opponents who step into the goal square.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they're fixted on ranked because le dank maymay golden weapons

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Has anybody experienced more server time outs and disconnects lately? It's definitely not my internet. A few of my e-friends were experiencing the same thing. Seems like the servers have been shitting themselves more lately

Methshot
Methshot

jesus christ fucking finally

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Not much on disconnects but the lag in games has been hilariously bad.

Rockets/bullets passing right through enemies and whatnot, abilities just never going off, etc.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

No but I experienced quickplay matches getting called off in the middle because too many players left at once, might be disconnects on their side
don't even get xp for that

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

WORST SKIN, RED A BEST

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Used to be at 1500 DPI 5 in game
Currently at 1000 DPI 5 in game

How low is too low?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yeah. Something about Bratwurst and how the castle is a Tomb. Apparently a lot of Reinhardt's compatriots died there. Tracer also has a line about it, though I can't remember what.

There are also a load of nature sounds, and the announcer's "Traveling to Eichenwald"

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm gonna get them all but this one was first

cum2soon
cum2soon

Nigga you're not even close to what could be considered too low. Too low is when it looks like you're operating a pump with your arm.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who is an Amerifat ITT and who a nolifing Yuro?

5mileys
5mileys

Zenyatta does literally everything better. You might think Mercy does better healing, and she just barely does number-wise, but Zenyatta can heal from across the map while applying a damage buff on any one target and doing solid damage himself.

iluvmen
iluvmen

no one can outheal lucio

FastChef
FastChef

Yosh or Mada Mada for Genji Voice Line?

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm at 800 and 5. But the last few days it doesn't feel like it. It feels more like I'm at 1200 and 10. Something about this patch really fucked up my sensitivity.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

youtu.be/FElmjlzdSSM?t=103

Reminder

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You came back for me.
Why would you do this?

I have been, and ever shall be...your friend.

Snarelure
Snarelure

So it isn't just me. I was nailing headshots and kills left right and center as mccree and suddenly I can't hit anything. Not sure why. Maybe just too tired.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

you are only human
perfect delivery

viagrandad
viagrandad

For my brothers who are also 65+, what golden weapon do you plan on getting?

I figure Reinhardt's hammer is the best buy, and I'll probably pair it with his Paragon or Lionhardt skin. (not sure if I want to drop another 1000 on Lionhardt when I already bought Stonehardt)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Torn gun is way too fucking good.

What if tracer had dual torn guns as weapons?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Reaper or McCree, haven't decided yet.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Dva guns, White Rabbit skin. Maybe Genji stars with his Olympics skin.

massdebater
massdebater

Someone post the reaper webm where he holds the hot topic bag and the screen goes red

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

tfw I have red and wanted white

SniperGod
SniperGod

see my previous post

I'm trying to choose 2, because I have 300cp now, and I'll get another 300 when the season ends.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

No idea what Gearbox was thinking when they made that tweet. There's actually very little in common between OW and BB. As soon as Blizzard announced their release date Gearbox should have spent all their marketing efforts on emphasizing how the games are different, rather than throwing down in a head to head our game vs your game contest which they were destined to lose.

viagrandad
viagrandad

realize too late I should have picked Reaper instead of Zenyatta in sudden death

GOD WHY DID I THINK MY TEAM COULD CAPITALIZE ON MY DISCORD WHEN JUNKRAT WAS JUST GOING TO TRY AND SPAM THEIR FUCKING SPAWN LIKE A DIPSHIT

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That, or "I was hoping for a challenge"

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Pharah or Zarya.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Goddamn fuck off if you're going to prematurely give up on an objective

15 seconds left on Volskaya on defense
Team on the way back to A
Enemy on it
Faggot D.Va starts walking backward instead of flying in and stalling while we get there despite 4 of us having our ults up

Fuck off

Techpill
Techpill

Got Gook DVa and 'MeriCree
All that's left that I want is the Slutty red Mercy
Box after box of dupe hanzo shit

Kill me

Skullbone
Skullbone

I play McCree at 800/6, and yesterday I was having trouble with my dpi going in and out of what felt like 100 and 800 in ching chong tower.

other than that it still feels the same with me.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Only missing golden weapons for D.Va, Bastion, and Torbjorn
Never played Competitive

How difficult is it to get 300 of those "points"?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Tracer a cute

JunkTop
JunkTop

Naruto

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That is the opposite of the picture I tried to post

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

If you luck out and place well you can get it for almost free. If you place poorly it's a considerable grind.

Spamalot
Spamalot

People doesnt out heal their lucio with ana
But how, you can burts heal tanks which none of the supports can. And squishies gets all health in 2 shots if they are hell of low.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It was fun for the first week but they've got to be shitting themselves if they think we're okay with it for 3 weeks in a row. They must have really spent so much time on that cheap rocket league map and are so proud of it that they have to force it on us for that long.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I mean that's a really risky situation. I can understand retreating. If dva stalls long enough and everyone blows their ult, but still fails to prevent capture of the point, then you're fucked when they rush B.

Spamalot
Spamalot

You can't spam those though.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Play as tracer
match starts
Tracer: Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!

What does this mean???

takes2long
takes2long

tfw no good blonde zarya skin

eGremlin
eGremlin

I wanna see a reversed fate skin series
Morrison becomes Reaper instead of Reyes
Hanzo is nearly killed by Genji, turning him into a Cyborg Archer
Mei and Mercy aged normally, giving them MILF status
Winston takes part of the gorilla uprising on the moon instead of against
Gerard becomes "widowmaker" instead/Stays alive along with Amelie, living happily ever after

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

because you have shitters on your enemy team playing junkrat(character of choice for braindead retards) doing splash damage that lucio heals away

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

This was embarrassing to watch.
I really want this game, too, it looks cooler than Overwatch and I've been wanting to get into a MOBA that isn't Awesomenauts or League of Legends. But that season pass bullshit is a turn-off; I don't gotta pay shit for new characters in Overwatch, right?

Snarelure
Snarelure

I don't think I'd place well at all to be honest. I'm only decent with D.Va and Reaper.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Oh fuck, those first two are fantastic.

Would there then be Vishkar Lucio and Rebel Symmetra?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

;_;

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

respawn as Tracer
"Whew, I think I hit the wall!"

What did she mean by this?!

Techpill
Techpill

She actually looks like a cute stronk Russian girl there instead of a dyke who is going to blog about the virtues of freebleeding and how Overwatch should've been a matriarchy with more women as soon as the match ends

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I really want it and I've gotten all the other skins
I've grinded from 70~ to 111 and I still don't have it

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's the gas canister that's shot in Jaws.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

can't play anything that's not DPS/some tanks because I have to try and carry every match

aaAAAA JUST LET ME PLAY THE SUPPORTS I'M FUCKING SICK OF BEING REAPER AND MCCREE EVERY GAME

Skullbone
Skullbone

Stays alive along with Amelie, living happily ever after
I want Widowmaker to be happy and not evil. PLEASE.

MPmaster
MPmaster

You really only need to be good with two classes to do well. Hell I'm only good with one class and I managed to hit 65 because apparently no one likes playing Lucio.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I don't play a lot of Tracer but I got her Olympic skin
Is her "I just got my second wind" respawn quote exclusive to that skin? Or have I just not noticed it otherwise

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

if winston is so fucking smart why doesn't he make a gun like like Bastion's and Zarya's combined?

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw 10,000 DPI/3 in-game

can you guys actually get headshots?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

why not a cutie pretty long hair? why always gotta go dyke?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Night Ops: 76
Plague Doctor Reaper

Which one to buy?

SniperGod
SniperGod

born in a Siberian village
tumblr
you're in luck
she's still a dyke though

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

put pink hair on a girl
now she's le sjw radfem transracial otherkin xDDD

why are you all so easily triggered by daft shit

Playboyize
Playboyize

Is using a macro on my mouse bannable?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I just spammed Zarya and Zenyatta to get to 70.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hey, does anyone have a problem with the FPSDisplay on Overwatch? Right now I'm trying to see my FPS, and it keeps shifting between 60-70 repeatedly. I use a R390 and i53570k atm non OC.

I feel like it's bugged because it does this when the game was on Ultra settings, I then toned the game down to low, and it still displays the same thing.

Anyone know a fix for this or something similiar?
I'm trying to use alternative software to hook onto overwatch to show FPS like fraps, radeonpro, etc and the game just crashes since it won't let it hook on. So I presume I'm stuck with the in-game settings?

hairygrape
hairygrape

10,000
Ten
thousand
Why
How can you possibly aim with that? We are talking some nanometer levels of movement.

Also yes, quite frequently. I spend about 30 minutes on custom games shooting at anas with headshots only every few days. Last time I got 600 kills in the 30 minutes which is 1 kill every 3.3 seconds of nothing but headshots.

Methshot
Methshot

Is it a smart plan in the future to play my placement matches late, considering the only faggots doing them at that point are going to be new and shit at the game? Or am I going to find the 6-man premades with the one unranked smurf?

Flameblow
Flameblow

how would Vishkar Lucio work? Symmetra would be a DJ, but I don't know how popular DJs are in India

Bonus, Cyborg Hanzo was pretty much the first concept for Hanzo that split into both

Soft_member
Soft_member

Oh fuck, these ideas are great.

Vishkar Lucio being super uptight and Symmetra fully embracing the dancing side to her would be great.

I guess Amelie's would just be like her Comtesse skin where she's not purple.

Zenyatta could get an Omnic Crisis skin as if he had fought in the war.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tfw d'va is a stand user.

likme
likme

10,000 DPI
What in the literal fuck is your mouse and why are we not using that kind of sensor for atom detection.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Instead of playing music to inspire people, it's evil mind control propaganda. Like the DJ guy in that one episode of Samurai Jack.

FastChef
FastChef

not if you're a pro player

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Go away Jojo fag, nobody cares about your shitty anime

Inmate
Inmate

10000 dpi

Techpill
Techpill

Gerard becomes "widowmaker" instead/Stays alive along with Amelie, living happily ever after
So then who the fuck would be the Talon replacement? DON'T, fucking, say Lucio.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

doctor skin for dr. ziegler when?

farquit
farquit

at 800/6
originally it felt too slow
now it feels too fast

I don't know if I want to drop it lower or what

idontknow
idontknow

Great now she looks like a genderbent Rein

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

it's a razer deathadder
chroma because that was what was on sale

i was told to max my hardware dpi and turn in-game way down low

what distance do you guys take to make a 360?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Symmetra fully embracing her dancing side

I am erect. Fully erect.

viagrandad
viagrandad

~24cm

Note that this measure can mess up if you have any acceleration.

Methshot
Methshot

Does it annoy anyone else that the heroes aren't built around having more than one weapon?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Soldier has a sidearm.
A pistol,but never uses it.

Techpill
Techpill

This is a pretty neat idea. Start a tumblr hashtag or something (not because I like tumblr, but because they know how to spread shit).

-Zenyatta shits on harmony and embraces hatred of all organic life, becomes edge on the level of current Reaper
OR
-Zen embraces a Christian philosophy, becomes a hermit monk shouting DEUS VULT going into battle and literally becoming Jesus when healing his allies

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Remove the CD reset on Genji's dash
Why not just remove him from the game while you're at it?

TechHater
TechHater

No because they all need to keep a certain niche, not two

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

she'd be perfect without that tumblr nose though.

girlDog
girlDog

Sure that works.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Her wrists would snap in half like twigs

StonedTime
StonedTime

hm; my desk is a big ikea fucker with a separate back-module attached, so i've never bothered with anything beyond the standard 8"x8" (or whatever) sized mousepad

should i separate it and buy a big mouse-mat thing? where will i store my anime figures? i don't have room for more than one detolf

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Takes me about 20 cm to do a 360 ~8 inches

But real talk you don't need that high of a DPI. You are tracking every 2.54 micrometers. That shit is crazy

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Tracer

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

My mouse tops out at 5700 and I only spent like 40 bucks on it, I'm sure there are some crazy high DPI mice out there.

Not sure what good it'll do you in any games, but mice with that level of DPI support doesn't seem too far fetched.

massdebater
massdebater

hanzo has enya's bow
everyone is a stand user
his dragon is sa stand

I want a skin for her staff that turns it into a giant syringe

Methshot
Methshot

Zen is easy, just make him one of the Omnics that fought in the Crisis and not a monk.

Soft_member
Soft_member

got the Track and Field skin
If it was going to give me the Tracer skin with the worse colours, I would have preferred Americree or weeb Genji.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What are you talking about? Reaper has a coat full of sidearms that he uses throughout the game.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

When did you realize you weren't good?

I hit rank 65 and I can't play any class other than Lucio. I can't aim for shit. I can't tank for shit. I don't know what I'm doing.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

YES
TALON TRACER
But also the rest of that is brilliant. Seriously, well done user.

girlDog
girlDog

It should just spray hanzo's split arrows.

takes2long
takes2long

I play 450 dpi at 7.5 in game sens.

Evilember
Evilember

Is there a reason for even having a sidearm if you can't run out of ammo?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I want to use the Underwatch tag but Undertale kinda ruined that
I'm sure we could take it if we stockpile enough OC and utilize AO3

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Junkrat and Roadhog in business suits having to fight random battles to get to their ligament business.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Overwatch roadhog
Overwatch junkrat
Talon pharah

Nojokur
Nojokur

When you have to reload or when you enter CQB with a large weapon.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Switching to your sidearm is always faster than reloading!

King_Martha
King_Martha

I guess not.
tfw reinstalling TF2 while I wait a whole fucking month to purchase this

Bidwell
Bidwell

Mei and Mercy aged normally
wtf, explain. how old are these two? The wiki doesn't mention anything about Mercy. And Mei went into hibernation so it's not like she 'aged'.

Snarelure
Snarelure

He thinks it's from Naruto

No, die.

DeathDog
DeathDog

ligament business
How would that even work? I've never heard of a ligament business. Maybe doctors, I guess. But they don't outright sell ligaments.

Spamalot
Spamalot

No, Omnic Roadhog and Junkrat.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I think it's a criminal misspelling of 'legitimate'

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

yeah, I got auto-ed

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

And Mei went into hibernation so it's not like she 'aged'.
That's the point, she was supposed to aged but didn't (humans age when they get older and stuff)

Flameblow
Flameblow

I really wish schools would maybe cut the time spent on poetry in English by half (because there was a lot of fucking poetry when I was in school), and put some more time into not spelling like a dyslexic ape. It's terrible trying to understand some people online.
posting from a phone
That's even worse than just spelling it wrong.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

At this point, OW is popular enough that people would associate it with OW more than Undertale.

But yeah, we gotta make this big, at the very least to get a Talon Tracer skin/more OC.

idontknow
idontknow

Spelling stuff good is racist.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How do you remove the cast time on tracer's ult?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Zenyatta is a proud, brash robo-paladin
Reinhardt is a soft spoken priest

FUND IT

Soft_member
Soft_member

Underwatch will do

-Zen embraces a Christian philosophy, becomes a hermit monk shouting DEUS VULT going into battle and literally becoming Jesus when healing his allies
Ult
YOU ARE PURGED OF SIN

What would they do? Be like Tony Stark and sell Weaponry? Or be Silicon Valley tech moguls?

5mileys
5mileys

Roadhog and Junkrat being compassionate successful businessmen who made their fortune in industrial security, donating most of their profits to Omnic charities

TreeEater
TreeEater

tfw just want to play more ranked
Friends are either too low rank or get too salty
Solo Q is terrible as a support player

I've been hovering in the mid 70's for most of the season but at this point I just don't want to try solo queue anymore, most of the games are zero fun alone because it puts me with rank 63's who can't handle DPS roles or I get sucked into games with MMR abusers.

takes2long
takes2long

(humans age when they get older and stuff)
What the fuck? source?

askme
askme

800/18 is still really fucking high desu. Most people use around 800/5.

Inmate
Inmate

mfw inevitable Zen nerf means I get to play best girl in ranked season 2

idontknow
idontknow

get fucked raped by widowmaker's pooper and never find pleasure in sex again unless its that ass

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

get symmetra ribbon emote
all I want is the reinhardt spray

suffering

Soft_member
Soft_member

mfw getting rekt by a zarya after a week of playing her and destroying others

Is this what I have been doing to people? How the hell do you counter her, you have zero options if she puts up a shield unless you're a hero who can run away quickly.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Are junk's grenades gold if you have his weapon gold?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

1337 skillz m8. Shadowplay bugged a bit I guess, you can see the frames drop a bit after I throw it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

D.Va seems a little weak right now I think she needs an alternate ultimate or something.

w8t4u
w8t4u

My mouse us capable of 3000 dpi but the factory set is 1800
Should I keep it at 1800?
I also keep my in game setting at around 8, is that too fast?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Good shit. I got Ifrit yesterday

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

People say is should be some multiple of your resolution or some shit.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

enemy offense
genji ult then cap
our offense
genji ult then cap
sudden death
whoever got attack genji ult then cap

FUCK THIS GAAAME

Lunatick
Lunatick

When you re-play soldier after not playing him since his nerfs
He's significantly worse than he was before
Cry a little inside because he's my favorite hero
"It can't be too bad"
Play a few ranked games at 60
I win a few cause i'm a decent dad
Feel like i'm getting outclased by players worse than me in the games I lose

Please Blizzard. I don't ask for much, and all it would take is to revert it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You just reminded me of playing reaper against double zarya in comp (ages ago) And absolutely wrecking their shit, blasting them over and over, shield didn't matter, they were dead in 3 shots anyway

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

This is why you kill Mercy first.

MPmaster
MPmaster

reinhardt golden axe

Playboyize
Playboyize

youtube.com/watch?v=TBk_Wj_7bKo

From the gameplay, it doesn't look like it

Snarelure
Snarelure

defense el dorado
we cant let them finish or we lose
someone picks torb
JUST
FUCKING

Flameblow
Flameblow

How did Reaper reload before he became a ghostdemonwraithman?

WebTool
WebTool

Junk as the brains of the enterprise and Pig as his muscle for when clients don't pay up
wearing sharp suits
BUT THEY STILL IDENTIFY AS RODENT/SWINE

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Yeah man.

takes2long
takes2long

But this is the average mercy
Before you say "maybe they are ulting" no they weren't no one was over there, and only 2 people were dead on the opposite side of the area

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

El Blanco with gold guns is probably one of the best skin/gun combinations for Reaper

Emberburn
Emberburn

Best class tiers for heroes would be great

happy_sad
happy_sad

Tjorb would stand behind him and reload his guns for him. They had a cycle going with 4 shotguns being passed back and forth.

This is still how it's done in game: you can just never turn around fast enough to see him.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How could it be possible for a heterosexual with functioning genitals to be raped by that piece of ass
It just can't be

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

If your mouse has one of the latest optical sensors then every DPI should be native so it doesn't really matter what you set it to. FYI, most pros play around 800/5 sens.

happy_sad
happy_sad

you can just never turn around fast enough to see him

Inmate
Inmate

Like a normal human being

Back when he didn't toss em around like TRASH

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

get paired with a group
they dont communicate and we lose miserably
queue for another game
I get them again

STOP

iluvmen
iluvmen

Widowmaker, as part of her Talon training had to let people fuck her while she was laying down and she wasn't allowed to miss, ever

Firespawn
Firespawn

YFW next year for April fools Reapers ult has him throwing shit loads of guns out instead of shooting.

youtu.be/RbVnnCOJ1RQ?list=FLV2Q8y8kvDbLC3izpeZLg6Q

RavySnake
RavySnake

just because it feels good, like the best feeling you will ever have in your entire life and never be able to forget it, doesn't mean its consensual

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'd love it if they redesigned her mech to be more like a power suit, current mech is kinda ugly

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Hunkrat and Brohog

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

what is /owg/s thoughts on tracer mains?

eGremlin
eGremlin

next brawl
reaper only
shotguns don't despawn when you reload

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You take that back right now! MEKA IS S E X Y A S H E L L

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

My favorite type of main, I admire them though I could never become one. At this point I doubt they're picking her because they're waifufags drawn to the most basic waifubait. All in all they're pretty gr8.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Torb just hides under Reaper's stupid long coat.

Spamalot
Spamalot

I like this

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Autistic waifu faggots who have the illusion that playing Tracer requires some ungodly skill. Same for Genji mains really

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

have to switch into every role and every character in a game just to not lose
have to tank and switch to genji or pharah to kill bastion and torbs and back to tank
have to switch to soldier to kill pharahs wrecking our team
have to switch to monkey when they get tracer and genji
end up playing rein and lucio half the time to fill because everyone else wants to play mcmeme, weeb, edge and spaz
keep being pushed back every time I'm almost at 65

I'm too much of a shy autist to make friends to play with.... what do

Methshot
Methshot

i see tracer pretty regularly in esl games, if you're good at aim tracking then she does hella damage

whereismyname
whereismyname

be ana
have a rein on my team
only q him
pharah on the team gets mad at me
genji that is flanking (which is his job) but he is out of my range or out of my sight so i can't boost him
rein adds me saying i was a good ana
Remember to thank your anas, reinhardt.

eGremlin
eGremlin

get an epic
it's a symettra emote
not even the olympic one
all I want is American Mcree

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Yes I know don't talk to me like you know me homie

Spamalot
Spamalot

What goes through the mind of a retard rank 50s that brings their rank 30s friend into ranked?

viagrandad
viagrandad

koreans were shilling the fuck out of pepsi even back then
You can't make this shit up.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

lmao why even bother with pepsi when u can just go buy coke ahahahah baka forreal

eGremlin
eGremlin

youtube.com/watch?v=AQM2joP4fsQ

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

"I'll get into rank 30 games, stomp the enemy, and get easy ranks!"

Bidwell
Bidwell

never got a potg
playing soldier
end the game killing five people with ult
have a highlight intro for 76 from a lootbox
so fucking hype
potg is a hanzo killing two dudes with ult

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Mercy's legs here confuse me.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I want to ride that mech

Inmate
Inmate

"I want to play with my friend"
"It doesn't matter what his rank is because shitting up rank 50 is like shitting into an ocean of shit"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's a journey, I'll try going lower but I'm feeling pretty good where it is.

I'm really used to being able to look 360 degrees with just wrist motion. I've been playing like that since I was a little kid.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Her hips are just broad as his leg is long, nothing complex

5mileys
5mileys

What does it even take to get POTG? I've seen people do all sorts of things to get it and I want to get one myself

Skullbone
Skullbone

we did it reddit

Flameblow
Flameblow

Is there a webm like this for the Ophelia and Odette skins?

likme
likme

Play reaper. Press Y

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I am extremely jealous.

Here's hoping one day i'll be you. I'm getting close to just dropping $40 on boxes.

RumChicken
RumChicken

All I know is environmental > everything

You could get a 6 man D.Va ult but if Lucio booped 2 people off an edge at some point you better believe POTG is going to be that Lucio

TechHater
TechHater

How will you deal with the inevitable wave of bastions on the 18th /owg/?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

As someone who plays too much Tracer I find the salt it generates enjoyable at times.

Illusionz
Illusionz

No, because I don't have those skins.

girlDog
girlDog

the secret is not having a life

Inmate
Inmate

How do I get out of the 50s? I've gotten to 59 probably four times now but can never make that final push.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wanting nihon genji
got that out of my first box, all i wanted was americree and i only just got him today.
I've actually gotten like 3 ana potgs for doing nothing but killing maybe 2 people?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

By playing Bastion with a sick Golden Chaingun I'll get from my free 300cp.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Wait for next game to start
NOT ENOUGH PLAYERS FINDING NEW MATCH

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

play with a organized team, carry the team yourself, or have someone else carry it with you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

did some say UNDERWATCH concepts?

please excuse my sad drawing skills

I want more of underwatch

Snarelure
Snarelure

mains
its basically
genji
tracer
hanzo
widowmaker
mccree
bastion
torbs
ana

and she is the second best one, below mccree, while ana is absolutely the worst

Emberfire
Emberfire

So we're gonna find out they had a thing going on together before Overwatch made them hate each other right?

Next comic is about the two of them after all.

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw classmates in college think Pearl Harbor was Koreans

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Another day another solo queue losing streak.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Does anyone else play Ana like a frontliner instead of a sniper? I've been straight fucking people up with her running around no scoping at mid range.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Ooh. Sucks to be you. Low 40s is hard to escape bro.

Then again, high forties and low fifties aren't any better.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You play much dad since his gutting? Is it still possible to carry with him?

eGremlin
eGremlin

never got a potg
Jesus, seriously dude?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

very identically designed heroes to overwatch
Then why do I hate /every/ character in Battleborn?

Inmate
Inmate

Confucius once said that "To fight alone is to invite defeat."

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

shieeeeeeet

Snarelure
Snarelure

see

FastChef
FastChef

because the rest of the game experience in battleborn isn't good enough for you not to ignore the character gameplay

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Is it ok to love ana?
I main)))))))))))))) her

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

tfw this moment will be in the comic

takes2long
takes2long

tfw placement matches put me at 67
tfw free gold gun and no stress season

I'm really not looking forward to solo queuing next season

Inmate
Inmate

They also die when they get killed

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

enemy team goes dual Roadhog
be D.Va
feeds me ults constantly
always dying to my ults
never once switch

I'm laughin

SniperWish
SniperWish

I can't stop playing Overwatch just because I want more of these dumb Olypmic boxes.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Older organic Genji
I'm literally shaking right now

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fucked up if true

Playboyize
Playboyize

Been playing in comp with him, as long as the enemy team doesn't have a D.va he is still very useful. Her shield is much better against him then Reinhardt

DeathDog
DeathDog

They're not actually Olympic skins. OW was very careful to avoid Olympic branding. Hell, why do you think the logo on the main menu isn't the Rio Olympics logo?

They're Summer Games boxes.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How didn't they kill you? You're the biggest hook target around and they can get off their left click before you can put up your shield.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You keep sayin' all this bullshit but I don't see any proofs

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Nice, though I'm not really sure what's going on with Reaper Morrison. Does he have like a cowl on?

Reyes 76 is fucking excellent though.

girlDog
girlDog

Nothing is more annoying than trying to win against 6 roadhogs on KoTH. There will always be a hook available to pull you to your death unless you all rush at once.

Still mad and it was 3 hours ago.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Stop being such a faggot or keep being one and go back to tumblr.

hairygrape
hairygrape

god damn do I hate these duo queues in ranked where its a bitch voiced new Englander and his whale egf from California pocket healing him.

every time I lose a game in ranked, its because of duo queues being complete trash. solo queue should be solo ranked ONLY.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

who here /cantwaitforchristmasskins/ i bet tracer would look real cute with a santa hat!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How was Dad nerfed?

You're right. None of the skins are coated in shit and nobody in Overwatch has Hepatitis B and C.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I'm pumped for H A L L O W E E N

Illusionz
Illusionz

Torbjörn is pretty much Sven from the Destroyer comic, but in a mini mecha
D.Va has a pet kaiju

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

not picking 2 reap-o's 2 zaryas and 2 zens

MPmaster
MPmaster

play tracer
kill enemy reaper
tracer mockingly says "death comes"

Gave me a good laugh desu

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

They'd destroy my mech but I'd back up and chip away to get it back

I think I only truly died like 3 times? I can't recall, this was hours ago.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

rank 70 and not getting killed when you do that
im fourty fucking three and that mccree would have bothered killing me every time

Evilember
Evilember

His burst accuracy was increased. Meaning he has to wait longer between 4 shot bursts in order to have no spread.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yea, I don't think that's the case. Even stupid characters like Reaper are appealing to me on a funny level. The only character I dislike from Overwatch is Widowmaker (fuck off Blueberry fags, she's garbage and you're garbage with her).

Meanwhile this stupid fuck is legitimately the most stupid piece of shit design I've seen in an game in a really fucking long time. Just seeing this makes me angry. How the fuck did this idea make it out of preliminary design before being shot down and the illustrator who drew it fired on the spot.

Everything about Battleborn carries that 2edgy4u humor that appeals to 12 year olds. Just like Borderlands. Fuck Gearbox, the only reason I own Battleborn is because getting it through the Humble Bundle was the only way for me to insure those shitters didn't see a dime from my sale.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i should just take up fighters

whereismyname
whereismyname

we went 5 reapers and a lucio and could only pick off a few but never wipe them
be reaper
come into line of sight
hooked
die
next reaper goes in
another hook
die

Booteefool
Booteefool

What am I doing wrong?

farquit
farquit

potg
aimbot

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Are the servers complete garbage tonight for everyone else or just me?

Methshot
Methshot

playing symmetra

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Servers are garbage because of the new WoW content coming out.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what does this say?
sorry I dont speak asain

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

confucius never said that you fuck

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

im pumped for all the seasons desu

massdebater
massdebater

His weapon was broken, in that if you clicked rapidly his accuracy wouldn't actually decrease. Now he's working as intended.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

that's exactly what the zaryas are for: bubbles and black hole. With Zen's discords they'd be melted in fraction of a second.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

are there any guro art of overwatch characters

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

this and American Mccree is all I want

blizzard plz

Snarelure
Snarelure

That's not asian actually it's chinese

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I've been playing symmetra more lately. Shit's fun. I learned how to use her properly instead of leaning on my turrets as a crutch.

mfw hopping around like a retard killing healers and offense heroes and they can't aim

SniperGod
SniperGod

Part of the game is knowing when and how to use your ult.

He tired but wasn't quick enough. took out 150hp. Plus you don't see much dad auto botting anymore because D.va, and all the CC the game has now.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Confucious once said "fuck you user you bitch ass nigga"

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Confucius once said that "Snitches get stitches."

5mileys
5mileys

Friend recently introduced me to the joy of playing monkey man and going Harambe on the enemy
99% of games feature reaper and/or zen that rip me apart as soon as I touch the ground

Those 1% of games though are the funnest shit though

massdebater
massdebater

i thought it was snitches wind up in ditches

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Irate gamer once said "It is better to be feared than loved if one can not be both"

Methnerd
Methnerd

anyone else having issues connecting to the battle.net app?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Make me

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

It's actually Sniteches are bitches who wind up in ditches most likely from a car crash that they will need stitches afterwards.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Michelangelo once said "I will face God and walk backwards into Hell."

Soft_member
Soft_member

Mei is ridiculously fun.

Anyone getting weirdness with her wall lately? I literally just slide off even when it's under me.

5mileys
5mileys

I've wanted a translation since I saved it, I don't know chink

Evilember
Evilember

didn't some guy on twitter say that

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Who cares?
that ass ain't new and this dick ain't free
FEEL THE HEALING BEEF
What did he mean by this?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

comp, koth, Lijiang tower in the McCree shooting gallery room
2vs2, final round
enemy team has a Genji that has been annoying the entire round, their team is mostly squishies, I switch to Winston
spend the entire round bugzapping Genji, Tracer, S76 and a Reaper that kept running away for health
Harambe their entire team down the corridor to their spawn twice
It was some funny ass shit.

with stitches

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yeah, Michelangelo.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

SOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTE!

askme
askme

Trade you both for the Symmetra ribbon emote.

Bidwell
Bidwell

shit, meant to

likme
likme

Widowmaker looks like a horse standing on its hind legs

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Yea @michelangelo_the_painter #bossnigga

DeathDog
DeathDog

Best intro to show off gold guns?
Battle angel is cool since it shows both, but Mercy isn't good right now.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Widowmaker looks like a horse

Well she is French

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

These and also the Junkrat intro

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

A HEALER STAYS WITH THE TANK OR FACES PUNISHMENT

PUNISHMENT FOR POOR PERFORMANCE ON THE FIELD

Illusionz
Illusionz

USA
USA
USA

Inmate
Inmate

They made it so he wasn't 100% accurate full auto

"gutted"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

horse
Damn right I'd ride that ass

Skullbone
Skullbone

implying
It was the chinese though everyone knows that.

DeathDog
DeathDog

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph575a0ccfdf64b
anyone have sauce on the dancing one?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

She is fun.

Her wall is fucked atm, it's been buggy since the Event Patch hit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

2

l00d

Booteefool
Booteefool

Stop this, lucio is pure you queermosexual

TreeEater
TreeEater

queermosexual

You made that up

Emberburn
Emberburn

ok bitch i'm gonna strangle you.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

100% accurate full auto
That wasn't ever a thing.

Originally he if you timed between 4 shot bursts 400ms you would keep the 0 spread. However people started complaining about people using "macros" which is retarded because a macro doesn't mean someone hits the target.

So blizzard increased it from 400ms to 500ms and then added a timer increase the more you fired. So it would go from 500 to 550, to 600 to 750. Pretty much meaning the longer you burst first the more fucked you are as a actual DPS.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Who else is reminded of Magneto when playing the red skin?

whereismyname
whereismyname

haha jokes on u user i like that

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Why is it that if I reflect a reaper ult as Genji I can never kill them?

The reaper ult does like a billion damage to me and kills me in less than a second but if I reflect it right back at him he just tanks through it? How?

Also how does reflecting spreading weapons like shotguns or fan the hammer work? Do they simply spread again or do they become perfectly accurate?

Can I headshot when I reflect 76 ult or mccree right click?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Then i'll beat you up.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'll tell you what isn't made up, your love for men you dick diving faggatron

Firespawn
Firespawn

Tell me what a fag I am

TechHater
TechHater

still firmly in the 'things i enjoy' category

happy_sad
happy_sad

Then you'll get a spanking those are not enjoyable!

Bidwell
Bidwell

Pick DPS
Win easily

Get cucked into support
Hardest games of my life

hairygrape
hairygrape

koth shouldnt be in ranked imo

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

PANEL 1
there's something wrong with my lips, I can't feel them
that'll be the schnapps
PANEL 2
we were drinking schnapps?
yeah, three euros a litre from Aldi
I hate schnapps
I know
PANEL 3
is there any more?
no, but I got some Thai whiskey from Lidl

I'm glad I'm so fluent at chink

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

but its the only mode I can win ;_;

Illusionz
Illusionz

koth should be the only mode in ranked

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You shouldn't be in ranked.

likme
likme

That's a funny way of spelling capture point maps

DeathDog
DeathDog

junkrat is widely regarded as the designated retard class
tfw junkrat is my favorite and the only hero i have fun on

Fun is for retards I guess.
Good luck in competitive, user.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Simple

Reapers ult
510 damage over 3 seconds
Genjis reflect is 2 seconds long

Pretty much means at max Genji can reflect 340 damage back at him. However, This damage has to be aimed at reaper. And when it reflects towards him it spreads just like his shotgun shots do, so unless you are very close to reaper you will likely hit him for 100 damage.

FastChef
FastChef

get three matches in a row where our team fails to capture the first point and rank down twice
It's starting, isn't it? See you all in the 40s.

Methshot
Methshot

this game is going to be so much better once there are symmetric 5cp maps

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

you're right mister user
sure not enjoyable no sirree

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Place at 55 in comp
Get up to nearly 60 in my first week
Have a string of bad games for a couple of nights and drop back into the 40's
Literally every game I have teammates that will not group, treat the game like COD, and have no situational awareness
Dropped down to 41 and looks like I'm even going lower

What can I do to get out of elo hell? I want to leave.

I main Zarya, reinhardt, soldier, and lucio and regularly go games where I get 4+ gold medals and lose due to autism teammates.

FastChef
FastChef

2.7k damagea as a lucio.
Are they fucking standing there for you to shoot at or something?

Booteefool
Booteefool

LOOK AT THOSE BOOOOOOOOO-

Spamalot
Spamalot

This sounds like sarcasm

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

every game should be coinflip or half hour 2cps

eGremlin
eGremlin

You niggers lied to me you told me that solo queuing was going to result in me losing ranks but i just ranked up 4 times

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

me ooga team booga

using your mic?

Illusionz
Illusionz

I realized the same thing when I hit rank 60. Every match I join I just feel useless, whereas before I was frequently getting 4 golds as roadhog/reaper

It's starting to suck the fun out of the game honestly. I can't kill anything at my current mmr

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Unfortunately it's the most balanced mode right now, defense is near impossible to win on normal modes since the last patch.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Source on that comic user? It looks adorable.

Inmate
Inmate

Says the faggot that thinks Lucio is pure.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

moba plebs realize they are playing the wrong video game

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yeah, I rarely get responses and most of the time when I do it's text chat.

TechHater
TechHater

You clearly have no fucking clue what you're talking about. And when Zen exists with orbs that do insane damage discord or not at a fast fire rate with no drop off.

The problem with Soldier's nerf is less about the reliability of his DPS, by nerfing his spread they made him less RELIABLE which is what the entire character's whole gimmick. That and you can't trust his bullets to hit their target past mid range, and with all the roadhogs and reapers and mcrees running around that makes you perfect medal farming material.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

He is pure. He's a cinnamon roll too sweet for this world.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Finish placements mid 50s
first game some premade of three Saudi cunts quit after we lose first point on kings row
second game we have bastion and torbjorn on the same team defending anubis, obviously we lose in 90 seconds or so
lose almost three ranks from two games despite the gold and some silver in both games because that's fair

So yeah, see you there I guess.

SniperWish
SniperWish

slowly but steadily falling down from 59 to 40ish
enemy team is either completly stomp and spawncamps your team or you lose on the coin flip
500 hours in and I don't think I can do anything to influence the match. How bad a team can be if the enemy randoms can spawncamp them on Gibraltar and Route 66 behind a Reinhardt? I can't carry every role alone. If I don't pick Tank there won't be any protection. If I don't pick a healer there won't be any healing. No matter if I'm decent with DPS I can't solo enemy teams alone. And I get these teams ALL THE TIME. Fuck just let me fall below the floor already to be able to carry in a match.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I'm still convinced it's the game that's shit.

t. rank 45 ex-div 2 tf2 player

Lunatick
Lunatick

This reminds me of Rhythm Heaven.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I play with 3 friends and I'm losing ranks like crazy in the last week.

Illusionz
Illusionz

REYES!!
Reyes, pull yourself together!
Ana!
Just hold on a little bit longer,
Ana! Medkit!
Just hold on a little bit longer, Gabriel. Ana is on her way
please, no

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Please add the census to the pasta

www.strawpoll.me/10964204/r

Supergrass
Supergrass

Play Reaper or Pharah. Rank 40s and Low 50s have no clue what to do about either one.

They always eat 5/6 man Reaper ults
Or
Get tilted at the fact that nobody is shooting down the Pharah taking potshots at their supports because they can't aim.

Inmate
Inmate

and once genji is removed

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I actually kind of like the chunky meka, lore-wise. Gives it a touch of that last-minute compromise engineering feel.

Make a Drone army to protect from omnics
Drone army 2slow
Ohshitwhatdowedo?
Put pilots in them!
We didn't make a spot for a pilot!
Lose the remote control shit and move stuff around until we can fit teenage girls in there!
Brilliant!

Playboyize
Playboyize

He's still perfectly reliable, you just have to wait longer between bursts. You're acting like the first bullets are coming out of his gun at a 45 degree angle

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Overwatch is becoming whose team's genji/mccree can rack up the most elims

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

becoming

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

making stuff up on the internet

See for accurate translation

In this one the frog is saying "until you join the nation of Islam, you remain a house nigger, my brother, the white devil is not your friend".

Remarkably compact language, chink.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I feel like my games, SR65, revolve solely around countering Genji's ultimate.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

imagining Widow saying Gabriel in a french accent

diamoands

JunkTop
JunkTop

I've noticed that every game where I get gold eliminations/damage are the ones I lose.

Lunatick
Lunatick

McCree deathmatch would unironically be a more fun game.

Does that frog have a newsletter?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I did a thing

Inmate
Inmate

play reaper
spam chat with linkin park lyrics

SniperGod
SniperGod

If he gets any kills he can heal off the souls too.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Me too
I think it means we're bad and that if we're the best player on our team then our team is doomed

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

McCree is still fairly easy to fight even if he's good. Genji on the other hand..

Booteefool
Booteefool

playing QP
get put with a pre made
they have a Reaper who's just crouch walking the entire time
can't stop smiling whenever I see him

Funny thing is he actually did good enough.

askme
askme

How do you say fuck me Harder Daddy in Russian?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Then I'll kiss you on the lips

Methnerd
Methnerd

I understand what you're saying but because of this there's no reason to play him over anyone else. Want damage and utility play Zen, want raw dps/damage go Reaper/Roadhog, want range and reliability with hard cc go Mcree, want mobility play tracer.

Before he was a threat now I just walk up to him with any tank or offensive hero and just kill him because if he doesn't land helix rocket or doesn't use them wisely he's not killing shit.

SniperGod
SniperGod

McCree is still fairly easy to fight even if he's good
easy to fight if he's good
Shitter balancing everyone.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

All I do is shitpost in chat whenever I play him

happy_sad
happy_sad

pick reaper
toggle crouch
wait for match to start
open the door
get on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
win

askme
askme

So I'm not the only one, I thought my loss streak was some kind of anomoly. I got to (and won in) rank 63 but then the game decided to shit on me and I'm now 55. Just shitters and people with no mics in every match, it's hopeless

Methnerd
Methnerd

Okay so just because I keep getting mixed up hopefully someone can explain what these are

Pre-made
Stack

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Time to creep.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Same thing but pre-made implies they're good

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Crouch walking as Reaper is essential.

Whose idea was it to give the spy louder footsteps than Reinhardt?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Japanese hedgehog

Flameblow
Flameblow

Pre-made
Group of people playing together.

Stack
Group of higher skill level players who are grouping for the sole purpose of stomping games.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Are you fucking telling me that you have a hard time shooting at a McCree whose only mobility is his roll which only goes for a few meters as opposed to a cyborg ninja who can double jump and dash at any direction?

WebTool
WebTool

He ain't that mobile outside of his roll. Genji has a double jump as a passive what he has as an ability. It's a lot easier to kill somebody who moves at a speed every other character does rather than sanic the hedgehog jumping over your head reflecting shithead every two seconds.

And if that's not enough just like a good Reaper if he's persistent enough he WILL find a way to flank you or get in no matter how tight you think your defense is.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Zarya
can tank
can dps
can shield to save lives
can carry the weight of your team
It's a heavy burden tho

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Still playing ranked when the game is at this state

Nigga just get to rank 65 then leave it at that.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Stuck on R59-58 for three days now, fuck this.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

It's funny because Genji is supposed to be a ninja, but he's the fucking loudest when he's jumping around
HOO
HAA
HUHH

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Go play Roadhog.

You can heal yourself.
You have a ton of health.
You can instakill people you hook.

You don't need a team.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Oh right, I forgot to mention it wasn't really necessary since were playing on Ilios.

Methshot
Methshot

fat Widow

Fucking tumblr

Emberburn
Emberburn

The "meta" is just fashion. Something for people who don't like thinking to follow. No matter what you say you know I'm right.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

In comp
"I'm drunk as shit"
goes torb on def and off

In comp
"I'm high yolo"
proceeds to suck ass

pls stop doing this.

RavySnake
RavySnake

He's a jack of all trades class, of course more specialized heroes are going to be better than him at their particular niche. I'd also argue that many of the other heroes you mentioned are slightly overtuned because Blizzard simply can't balance for shit.

Just because he's not some insanely OP 100% pick rate hero doesn't mean he's "gutted", he's just on the same tier as a lot of other characters now.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Good job user, saved

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

youtube.com/watch?v=ooWkA_-lOHA

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

you're retarded but I agree

TechHater
TechHater

I-Im doing it you guys!

eGremlin
eGremlin

really fucking gay

hidden

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

That's why hatefuck was invented

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

attacking in king's row
be me, tanking
see mei cunt waving behind the main door
"Guys, this way"
go out through the left door
whole team waiting front door glacier
I swear to God, solo queue should be in text books to demonstrate that natural selection failed.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

t. Hanzo or Mei main

Hipsters need to be fucking gassed.

happy_sad
happy_sad

How do you get out of 70? Every game just feels like a stomp for either team or its coin flip each game

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

widow's and hog's hooks are swapped

How does this change the game?

SniperWish
SniperWish

drunk
can only think about widowmaker

is something wrong with me?

im trying super hard to type coherently.

i dont know how much i drank but i drink it straight

RumChicken
RumChicken

solo q
group with 4man
be zen
team still not enough damage with discords boosting
there's an bastion for some reason
dva losing mirror match
zarya/rein guy doing nothing somehow
about to be overtime
embrace tranquility
yelling go go go iver mic
no one follows
send help

Soft_member
Soft_member

veekyforums.com/thread/151361395/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151361395/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/151361395/video-games

Playboyize
Playboyize

KotH map set that isn't complete horseshit WHEN, Blizzard?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

He still needs something in exchange though. Either decrease the CD of Helix Rockets or Up the damage.

SniperGod
SniperGod

jack off then go to sleep.

WebTool
WebTool

just in her bra

I'm glad people are ignoring Twitch's titty window rules

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Widow is useless and Hog becomes a slightly worse mobile tank

massdebater
massdebater

Blizzard
how do we balance gameplay so one player doesn't keep doing well over and over
oh lets put them on a team full of shitters
enemy team
77/77/70/67/67/68
my team
73/55/54/45/52/61

25 matches today, everyone has been like this with me as the highest by 10 ranks.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

She's not fat, she has broad shoulders. Probably because this artist only makes gay porn 90% of the time.

JunkTop
JunkTop

76 had a job because he was good constant damage and a little utility, his main issue is that he lacks finishing potential and his ult is easily dealt with. With this patch they made his mid/long range accuracy really annoying to manage while buffing the everliving fuck out of McCree. At this point McCree does everything better than 76 thus making him entirely obsolete and without pharah in the meta you really don't have a reason to pick 76 over a backup DPS like Genji/Tracer/Reaper.

The change didn't gut him but it made him rather useless. Entirely unnecessary nerf imo, shitters complained about a phantom macro and ruined a hero, same way they whined about Mercy and ruined her.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Gas the jaws?

Methnerd
Methnerd

screenshot or it didn't happen. Averages nowhere near.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Nope, I am telling you someone who is good should in a good game be hard to fight, not easy.

Bidwell
Bidwell

not that user but this happens to me all the time.

likme
likme

have another shot or two left on Smirnoff
no mixers
normally drink it straight but i feel like im dying

please send help

MPmaster
MPmaster

You sound like one of those faggots that pick torb on attack

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Yeah, don't listen to that guy. Battleborn designs are SHIT, they tried somewhat similar cartoonish style to OW, but failed miserably.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I hit a brick wall when i got to rank 60. Good luck mate.

likme
likme

leave after team is crushed like a bug
wait a minute
requeue
same match
get crushed like a bug again
gotta love this matchmaking. who do i play when my team is going nowhere fast, and i just want to pad my stats as best i can against the torrent of shit being spewed in my face?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

chip at roadhog from a ledge
he swings himself up at Mach speed and crushes you with the weighted momentum of his belly

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Post this with that ONE skin.
You know the one.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

level 13 bastion talking shit on mic about people being bad
5 hours played
it's offense
route 66

Methnerd
Methnerd

jack off, not jack daniels
also sauce?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

numbani
found a really cheap spot for turret as torb
"we dont need a torb we need a reaper!!!!"
get 21 eiminations that game as torb
never lost point A

If you play torb like an attack engie in TF2 no one knows what to do.

I literally just drop turrets in plain sight and people let me kill them while its deploying since they attack the turret instead of me.

its literally a 7 v 6.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Ninja Costume Genji

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Symetra

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

All defence characters

Tracer

Ana

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

who else here on a 10 game plus lose streak

Evilember
Evilember

Actually I did play her this week because I had enough of my shield broken and my gremlin raped. The only difference is now it is 100% I die last, but I will die because I still can't solo a team. No matter if I can contest caps or payloads for minutes because the reinforcement dies in seconds.
numbani payload defense
two days ago
enemy is pushing hard, tons of time left
somehow stop the payload a few meters before the checkpoint in the middle of the city
contest it with a lucio
maximum effort
he heals me from the brink of death numerous times
I save him from instakill numerous times
literally contesting the point for more than 5 minutes well into overtime
reinforcements dying left and right without kills
both of us die
enemy pushes the payload in and we lose

Concentrated fire kills me fast. You see the problem is in most of the matches, my team don't know how to play and what to do (even on lvl50+). They can't even destroy a Reinhardts shield.
kings row or hanamura attack
attackers taking potshots at the door
no matter if I pick reinhardt they won't come in with me
flankers wont flank
we don't even cap the first point
roles reversed
enemy team walks in the front door nobody even guards but me
they win in the first or second push
I mean you think after a series of crushing defeats people will learn but no. I think putting people in a bracket by a few matches they can luck out is a big mistake. Everyone should start form lvl1 or something because there are crazy differences between people even on ~40

cum2soon
cum2soon

grinding up the levels so i can actually play some competative
level 16 now
suddenly every match is full of spastic reaper mains from level 3

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Lucio ball if you only care about experience.

girlDog
girlDog

youtube.com/watch?v=tQa3nVqsMo8

what mercy has to put up with

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

play with 2 other friends
ones chill and does average
other is a downy but does great
if he dies 5 times cries like an autist
horribly insufferable but does great with almost every hero
Gets 3-4 golds on average and PoTM 3/5 matches
Me and chill friend get 50/50 in terms of game wins without him
soloque is fucking hell going to the highest possible round and is a complete bore every match with 0 communication
Now that the comp point rewards have been revealed its even fucking worse with him if he deranks because he wants his golden Widowmaker weapon which he only plays in QP because hes too scared to play in comp because he thinks hes gonna look bad.
I just like the comp rule set and hate doing QP but I don't wanna derank down to the 30s from soloque

farquit
farquit

What? You can get so many skins for that

MPmaster
MPmaster

soldier 76 decides shooting into a rein's shield is more important than running onto the point so we can win the game

Why do randoms hate winning

Firespawn
Firespawn

it's just a game bro ex dee